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Sunday, July 1, 2012

RPP 3.0 #14: Slut Announcer (RPP #66)

With the use of sex dolls becoming more mainstream, (even Anderson Cooper made a show on the topic last month), I am not surprised to find that companies are designing masturbators looking like miniature dolls. They look as if you are fucking a scale model silicone woman, with nice rounded breasts and often a nice firm ass. One of these "mini dolls" is the Slut Announcer from the Japanese company ToysHeart. With an affordable price and a nice look, it was the mini doll I decided to test. Lets go to the review!  


General Description

Slut Announcer masturbator (Photo: QueenCatAdultToys.com)
The Slut Announcer is shaped like the torso of a woman - you can see a nice pair of round breasts, a detailed midsection, and when you turn it around, a nice ass. The ass is good looking, although kind of flat for my taste (hey, I come from a place where JLo booty is considered to be the average!). The whole masturbator measures 6 inches long by 2.5 on its widest / tallest part, so it has the average measures of most Japanese masturbators. The texture seems to be on a mid level intensity, with a slightly bent tunnel completely covered in tiny dots. 


Review
The first impression I got from this masturbator was that it is kind of gimmicky. Why placing tits and ass on a hand held masturbator? It didn't make any sense until I used the Announcer. The material is soft and not sticky (at least during my test run), so it is inviting to the touch. Those plastic titties feel better than expected!
After caressing the mini bazoongas, I went to business and it also felt better than expected. I was prepared for a mid intensity session and received a beating. The tiny dots covering the tunnel felt more pronounced than I expected, making me work hard to hold on while stroking. I have to admit I lost the first round with the Slut Announcer in less than 10 minutes...

Tunnel texture (Photo: QueenCatAdultToys.com)
I was prepared for the rematch, so in my second and third sessions with the Slut Announcer I was able to enjoy fucking the mini doll. The material is stretchy, so you can notice the torso expanding to accommodate your size as you enter. Well lubricated with a thick lube, the effect of the dots is softened, so you can take your time to build up a fat, big load.

Cleaning this closed end masturbator is like cleaning one of the heavy weight meikis. You will have to use your fingers to clean the interior because you cannot turn this toy inside out. Besides that, it cleans pretty easily and dries up pretty quickly, so maintenance should not be an issue.


Score:
Immediate Feedback: 5/5
Orgasm Buildup: 4/5
Realism: 4/5
Tightness: 4/5 
Tear and Wear: 5/5 
Hygiene: 4/5 
Maintenance: 5/5 
Use: 5/5 

Value: High
Preference: High

Total score:  36 / 40


Some inspiration to use the Slut Announcer
Verdict:
The Slut Announcer is a good handheld masturbator. It is intense thanks to that dotted tunnel, and when you add the visuals of a female torso stretching to allow you in, the pleasure is even higher. You feel like a giant fucking a normal sized woman. Now I understand the fascination on guys wanting to fuck fairies like Tinkerbell...

FYI:
I used both FleshLube Water and Honey Drops lotion as the lubricant for this review. For the handsfree sessions, I placed the Slut announcer on a set of pillows. Its shape did not fit in any of my current dolls.

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2 comments:

  1. Very helpful review. I just ordered this cutie and it's my first masturbator ever. It just looks so damn sexy.

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