The RP Project #19: Riley Steele's Nipple Alley FLG

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The RP Project #18: O'Doyles Stout SIAC (mini-Forbidden)

First Impressions:

When ILF first released the O'Doyles SIAC was for a St. Patrick's day and for fun, they did it green. Since at the time I wanted a Forbidden texture but was afraid the full size was too loose for me, I jumped in and bought the leprechaun's asshole. Believe me when I say I don't mind fucking the green asshole now and then. Visually, my first impression was "I won't be able to fuck this thing!" due to the almost invisible orifice. I knew that inside, I would encounter a mini ribbed entrance followed by a smooth, wavy canal joined with the almost vacuum suction of the SIACs. I expected great sessions with this petite ass.

Intensity (5 / 5)
Like its full version, the mini Forbidden gives you immediate feedback upon penetration and helps you build an intense, breathtaking orgasms but it has some differences. First, the canal is scaled down, so in the mini Forbidden you really feel the wavy interior in every pump. Also, the micro ribs feel sharper on the mini, hugging the shaft at all times and scraping the head and glands when penetrating. Give or take, after 30 minutes I was filling the little asshole with fresh cream after explosive orgasms at the end of each of the 5 sessions.

Tightness (5/5)
You want tight? The SIACs give you tight. The O'Doyle grips your cock and milk it - even with the end cap completely removed. Place the end cap and you have almost the perfect cock vacuum. I say "almost" because surprisingly, the O'Doyle allows for movement when the end cap is fully tightened, so it's possible to enjoy maximum vacuum. Just be sure to keep your cock inside, since you will need to lessen the cap to be able to get back in.

Realism (5/5)
What can I say? Again, I'm not a big fan of anal, but this feels like fucking a tight, young, virgin ass should feel. Enough said...

Versatility (5/5)
SIACs tend to be slightly difficult to deal with hands free. They sometimes cave in, exposing the hard plastic rim which can be dangerous to your genitalia. With the O'Doyle I didn't have that problem. I hit this little ass with everything I got and it held valiantly. Both hand stroking and hands free sessions were great, with the hands free sessions being more intense (and shorter).

Lubricant use (4/5)
Being a SIAC, it requires half of the quantity I use for the full size, but required some extra lube for penetration at times.

Use (4/5)
My only complain with the O'Doyle is that this fucker kept kicking me out. During each session, I constantly felt the sleeve pushing my dick out, popping it out often while I was deep fucking it. Just like a girl that is complaining about how anal sex hurts, the O'Doyle kept pushing me back, forcing me to change position regularly and re-lubing my cock regularly for easier reentry. Great for an anal rape fantasy, but annoying.

Hygiene (5 / 5)
As most Fleshlights, just place it under the faucet and flush between 30 and 60 seconds on both ends with running water. Not too difficult to clean.

Drying (5/5)
The O'Doyles dried pretty well overnight even in extremely cold weather.

Maintenance (5 / 5)
Just a periodical cornstarch rubbing for cleaning and to avoid stickiness. 

Tear and wear (5/5)
No tear and wear noticed after completing the evaluation periods.

Total score: 48 / 50

The O'Doyle is a must have toy for any man looking for a ball draining experience. If you have regular fantasies with petites, or having anal sex with young, inexperienced barely legal girls (or boys), then this is your toy. It is tight, stimulating, and really intense hands free experience. As with any SIAC, the toy is recommended only if your penis is less than 6 inches long and/or your girth is less than 5.5 inches. 

You can buy this toy from Fleshlight.com. 

FYI: For visual stimulus for this review, I used the following: Hustler's Barely Legal 87.

Next stop: Riley Steele Nipple Alley FLG

The RP Project #17: Vibro Original Fleshlight

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Various questions,,, Various answers

Since I began using sex toys on a regular basis, there are some questions I had read in the different forums I participate. In some I had answered honestly, in others, I had felt shy of writing my honest opinion due to either moderator / forum rules or because of the forum environment (as I wrote before, some people on these forums can be die-hard fanatics and they use the anonymity of the Web to its full advantage). Since this is MY blog, I decided to answer those questions here completely and anyone who wants to comment, their comments are welcomed...

1. Which is the best sex toy: Fleshlights, meikis, or Tengas?

The answer to this question depends on what YOU are looking for. All the three brands / styles mentioned do their job (making a man cum with something different than their hands), but they do it differently. Some brands like Tenga are all about intensity: their toys tend to be a  wonder of technological masturbation with complex textures and weird but stylish toys. If you want to cum hard, fast and not being ashamed if someone finds your (unused) toy, Tengas are the answer.
Meikis are the place to go for realism. They have organic style interiors, often replicating vaginas of famous Japanese AV stars. With a softer material and organic textures, Meikis are the selection for guys looking to experience something closest to sex.
Fleshlights are for you if you want something to pound hard. Unlike the meikis, Fleshlights are sold with a case that allows for heavier pounding. Also, if you have a limited budget, Fleslights are a better value since they tend to last longer than the other toys.
So which one is the best? Personally, I prefer Fleshlights due to their overall value. I am a big guy and I can use the FLs without worrying about breaking them, tearing them, or making them useless - something I can't do with the Tenga or Meikis. Tengas are designed for a limited quantity of uses (most are disposable and even the Flip Holes are said to have a life of 50 uses) and Meiki's material tend to tear and rip after some abuse. Also the cost of toys is a factor to consider (at least for me is). The premium Meikis like the Ozawa and the ZYX are over $90 US (and hips are usually close to $300 US) while for that money I can get  2 or 3 Fleshlight sleeves depending on the texture. That said, I buy my toys based on the sensations I expect to feel with them and use them based on what I want to experience at the moment. For traveling, Tengas are my choice (discreet, fast, disposable). For fantasy orgies and hands free sessions, Fleshlights are my toy of choice (sturdy, sleeves attached to a specific sensation) and for long sessions when I look for realism, Meikis are the ones I pick up from my storage bin. So in summary, the best toy is the one that gives me what I want at the moment.

2. Why so many? Do you use them all? Do you have favorites?

Three questions that usually go together and often back to back.
I have lots of toys because I LOVE VARIETY and I am always horny. As a man (and more precisely, as a Latino), I was indoctrinated that a man must have more than one woman to avoid being bored. Since I don't like to cheat on my partner, and as said,  I'm always horny, the use of  sex toys has been a blessing for my relationships. The thing is that my desire for variety keeps me buying new toys with different textures to satisfy it. I'm not after the "Ultimate Orgasm" - I'm after having great new experiences.
I use ALL my toys regularly. Of course, having many means there is a longer cycle before I re-use any given toy. Now that I am doing the RPP, the cycle is even longer, but I always keep 3 toys accessible for a long night fantasy orgy now and then.
Yes, of course I have favorites. For regular use I like the Swallow, Love Humps, Mini Lotus, Wonder Wave, and Super Ribbed Fleshlights. For "special nights" (when I miss my GF), I use the ZXY, Forbidden FL, and Swallow either individually or as part of a fantasy orgy. For traveling my choice is one of the Flip Holes since they are extremely discreet.

3. Are you ashamed of using toys?

Not really, but it is something I don't discuss in real life with anyone. In my culture, it is insane to masturbate or use a sex toy as an adult when it is so "easy" to get real pussy / ass / mouth. Personally, getting sex in real life has been always "not so easy" since I am not physically attractive and I am kind of a loner. In addition, I don't enjoy casual sex - I prefer sex as part of a relationship - so I prefer to fuck a rubber pussy (that won't add to my existing problems) than fucking a one-night stand that screws the rest of my life.

4. Do your friends know about your toys?

As said, I don't discuss my toy use in real life. In fact, I don't discuss my sexual life with friends or family members. Most of my friends and family assume I am either gay or a "solteron" ( a guy that is still single after his 30s) because I had NEVER introduced them to any of my partners (I had a handful of sexual partners in my life but the number doesn't reach 30 even counting the ones I had in college). That is how private I am about my sex life in real life.

5. Do you think prostate stimulation is gay?

Culturally, I am not used to shove things into my ass. Latinos consider dealing with the backdoor as gay - having a prostate exam or a colonoscopy is a big deal where I come from. Personally, I am for new experiences and prostate milking / stimulation is something that caught my attention. I bought one of those stimulators (Aneros MGX) in Black Friday and after using it 3 times, the jury is still out. Lets say that I don't consider it a gay activity, but my respects for gays have increased tenfold. You need to be a real man to allow another guy fuck you in the ass...

6. What toy feels real?

Simple: NONE. Meikis are the closest to provide realistic sensations on your dick because of the organic textures, but no toy can replicate how a real vagina / ass / mouth behaves during sexual acts. They can give similar sensations, but no toy can give the whole experience that having sex with a woman (or man if that is your preference) gives. You can compare toys with your hand, but nothing else. 

7. What is the best lube?

I only use two lubes on a regular basis: Gun Oil H2O and home-made mixtures of Xantham Gum. My favorite is the Xantham Gum because it is cheap ($12 for a gallon),  I can control the thickness of the mixture and the quantity I need to use better than with any other lube and in addition, I can use it as therapeutic gel for massages after adding some essential oils. Gun Oil is my favorite for use away from home.

If you have any other question or comment, feel free to post them...

The RP Project #16: Misty Stone Bump 'N' Grind FLG

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I'm so sick... my Black Friday buys.

Before anyone tells me that Black Friday was last week, I need to say I KNOW! I write this post this week because I received my new additions on Friday  and really began to play with them yesterday, so is until today that I can share with you my friend my opinions on these new rubber pussies...

1. Ice Crystal Fleshlight
The recently launched Crystal texture from our friends from ILF takes a lot of influences from Japanese toys - different textures, varying the canal diameter, and even including a stimulation orb placed strategically for those of us with shorter penises. The testing session proved this sleeve as one with promises of intensity and good control over the orgasms.

2. Tera Patrick's Twista Fleshlight Girl
The Twista is one of the most recommended textures in the Fleshlight forum and I found why in my test flight with it. Like the Wonder Wave it provides constant stimulation, but being a single twisting spiral with a canal that reduces gradually in diameter, it provides sensations on the penis head that few textures can provide.

3. Eva Angelina's .69 Caliber FLG
The .69 Caliber was one of those textures that had been lurking in the back of my head since it was released but always lost to other textures thanks to its gimmicky interior. It is basically a smooth texture with chambers shaped in form of a bullet. Surprisingly, it is a good stimulating sleeve, with the smaller parts of the bullet feeling good enough to keep it interesting.


4. Innocent Younger Sister
One of the highest selling toys from Japan, this sleeve is tight, has a nicely complex texture and promises to give a bunch of wild orgasms.

5. Seven Teen Evo
Another high quality sleeve from the Far East. This one is tight, realistic enough and based on the reviews on the Toy Demon forum, a pleasure to use.

6. Clone Meiki Mint Suzuki
A clear sleeve from Japan. I bought this meiki to test the quality of the clear toys and sad to say this thing is stickier than the Ice FL (which is sticky as hell). Although the sleeve feels disgustingly sticky, the interior promises to be a good, tight resemblance to anal sex.

7. Clone Meiki Tsubomi
Another meiki on the mid level range, this is slightly scaled down and promises a pleasurable time with a realistic and soft interior texture.

8. Aneros MGX
This one is really a new frontier for me. The Aneros is a prostate masagger / stimulator, meaning it has to be inserted anally to be used. Being Latino, anything that involves inserting something in your backdoor for pleasure equals homosexual tendencies, but I decided to try something new every year, so this is the new thing. After reading much about the benefits of prostate stimulation, I decided to take the plunge and try it first hand (or first hole) and later say if it's worth the trauma of loosing the anal cherry.

By the way, this is my last planned buy of sex toys until June of next year. I already have way too many...

The RP Project #15: Alien Fleshlight (2010)

The Alien Fleshlight - a specialty Fleshlights first released a few years ago with the then new Vortex texture. It was well received by many users, but it was supposed to be a limited release - which in fact was. When it was removed from circulation, its legend began to grow among hard core Fleshlight users. It became a cult item and ILF listened to its customers and made a re-launch of the blue pussy with a double clit, this time with a combined, exclusive texture. Why the fuss? It is as good as expected?  Is it a good fantasy item? After following the rules set for the Rubber Pussy Project, it's time to give a verdict.

First Impressions:

Of course the first thing to notice when looking at the Alien is the color. This fucker is blue - a popular color color for aliens even before Mr. Cameron made another truckload of money with Avatar. The second thing to notice is that the Alien pussy has two clits, something only an extraterrestrial can have.   When looking at the new texture, instead of the first edition Vortex texture, now we find an exclusive combination texture composed by  an entrance based on the Vortex texture (the ridges are bigger and softer than in the regular Vortex), the Lotus cervical node, and a series of bumps taken from the STU. This combination promises two things: 1) a good, intense session and 2) a possible high learning curve thanks to the presence of the Vortex-like entrance.

Intensity (4 / 5)
The Alien resulted being not that intense. It provides immediate feedback, but it is subtler than expected. Don't be fooled though, the Alien provides really good and intense orgasms, especially when alternating between stroking and hands free use. The orgasms built gradually thanks to the softer vortex entrance and STU bumps - the Alien bumps are softer than the STU's, therefore the intensity is reduced but still good enough to provoke vocal orgasms.

Tightness (3/5)
Honestly, if you are looking for a tight pussy, don't look here. The orifice is possibly the widest of all Fleshlights (not necessarily a bad thing), and the interior felt as wide as the Original. The width and the softer textures still provide a good stimulus, but at times I felt like I was fucking one of the Avatar chicks - the pussy of a 9-feet alien.

Realism (3/5)
I don't know about you, but I doubt that anyone had fucked an alien. What I know is that the Alien feels pretty good and very similar to vortex... so lets give it a 3 just because it's good enough to fantasize fucking either a non-human or a big wide human pussy.

Versatility (5/5)
The alien is a good toy to use both as a stroking toy or hands-free. Stroking felt slightly better, but either way the Alien delivers.

Lubricant use (5/5)
The Alien retains lube perfectly, especially for short to mid length sessions (20 - 45 minutes).

Use (4/5)
I only have one major complain when using the Alien - it is fucking sticky. I had to lube the orifice to avoid feeling the stickiness on my genital area. Apparently the sticky Aliens came from the same batch since in the forum only of us complained about the stickiness and many others that bought the toy have said theirs are not sticky, 

Hygiene (5 / 5)
As most Fleshlights, just place it under the faucet and flush between 30 and 60 seconds on both ends with running water. Not too difficult to clean.

Drying (5/5)
The Alien dried pretty well overnight.

Maintenance (4 / 5)
Because of its stickiness, I cornstarch the sleeve after every 5 sessions to keep it in an acceptable state of use.

Tear and wear (5/5)
No tear and wear noticed after completing the evaluation periods.

Total score: 44 / 50

The Alien is really a fantasy item than anything else. It is a good sleeve, but its width and unexpected "softness" don't deliver the "out of this world" experience it promised. 

As established in the captions, you could buy this toy from Fleshlight.com. 

FYI: For visual stimulus for this review, I used 18 Years Old Teens Love Cum Volume 3 from Devils Films and yes, the Avatar spoof sold in a combo with the Alien. Personally I liked the spoof, but the 3D versions sucks in a bad, bad way.... 

Next Stop: Misty Stone's Bump'N'Grind FLG