Casquetero's Top 10 for 2014

My, my... Time flies when you are having fun! It is the end of December again and it is THAT time of the year when we look at the BEST toys that we tested through this 2014 that is ending. 

These are the 10 BEST TOYS I reviewed this year!

10) The Gripper (reviewed in December) - A better than expected American toy available in most toy stores.

9) Jacker Pleaser (reviewed in May) - Call it ugly, boring, and anything else you want, but this toy packs a punch with its double density material and intense texture.

8) Fleshlight LUST (Reviewed in September) - A new anal texture from the friends at Fleshlight that makes you enjoy your fantasies with

7) Mia Isabella Deluxe TS Doll (Reviewed in June) - If you are curious about having sex with a transsexual, this is maybe the safest way to experiment. A high quality doll with the best of both worlds - great pair of breasts, good quality ass ... and a big stick for those who dare.

6) Yumi, the Anime Doll (Reviewed in October) - A modern classic on the inflatable doll market proves why it is still the go to doll for those looking for their first doll or those wanting to fuck anime girls.

5) Moaning Emily (Reviewed in June) - Difficult to get in the US, this YouCups product shows how to do a good realistic toy that does not fucks your wallet. It has a clear, realistic texture, it vibrates, and it moans... constantly... repeatedly...

4) Fleshlight TEASE  (Reviewed in September) - The revamped pussy texture for the goddess Tera Patrick teases you mercilessly until you explode.

3) Fleshlight LEGEND (Reviewed on April)  - A complex texture inspired by the "Queen of Porn" Jenna Jameson that makes honor to its inspiration. 

2) Fleshlight PUNK (Reviewed in March) - Like the musical genre, it proves that power can come in simple textures. An effective texture for the rebel girl of porn

And... the best toy reviewed in 2014...

Premium Bitch Kurera (Reviewed in February)

For THIRD YEAR in a row a Japanese toy gets the number one spot!

This year, the honor fell on the Premium Bitch Kurera (a.k.a Premium Bitch Claire). This is a Japanese realistic  masturbator sleeve, meiki quality,  that also includes a pair of panties to round your fantasy. If you have sex dolls that accept inserts, this is a great toy for you - and all below the $40 mark!

Well that's all for this year 2014! The only thing left to say until next time is...

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RPP 3.5: Mood Pleaser Thick Ribs masturbator (RPP #131)

After testing dozens of high-quality toys, now and then I like to try the low-end toys to see if I can find a good value. This is the case of the Mood Pleaser Series which mostly surprised me - check the reviews for the Beads and Zig-Zag - with the only disappointing model being the Thin. 

Today's turn is for the Thick Ribs model. Did it surpassed expectations like the Beads or was it a crappy one like the Thin? Let's go to the review to find out!

First Impressions

Like the other Mood Pleaser toys, you can identify the Thick Ribs thanks to its color - purple. The exterior of this line is exactly the same: small toy (about 5 inches long by 1.5 wide), simple orifice, hole-through design and textured exterior so it is easy to keep a grip on it. The interior texture is just a series of evenly spaced thick   ( about 1/8 in ) ribs made of the same UR3 material. 

Because of the UR3 material, I expected a semi-intense ride because the material is not too elastic and the toy is already on the tight side.

Review
I used the Thick Ribs as an insert with two of my dolls (Erika and Gisselle) and this little purple bastard surprised me. It is not too intense, but the ribs do their work, specially when they rub on the right spot on your penis. The ribs are spaced, so the sensations are not overwhelming,  but they cue you to pump deeper and faster - a sure way to get explosive orgasms when you are using a toy as tight as this one!.

I found the toy easier to use when penetrated through the lower end  - the funnel-type orifice proved again to be too tight for my apparently "not-so-little" friend. Either way, the ribs did their job making me cum after just a few minutes in the session.

Cleaning is super easy and fast thanks to the small size of the toy and its hole-through design.

Verdict:The Mood Pleaser Thick Ribs is a surprisingly good toy in the sub- $20 category. It is good for traveling due to its design and size - although it will be a small and uncomfortable toy for the above average guy.  

Score: 21 / 25

• Feedback: 5 / 5
• Orgasm Build Up: 4 / 5
• Realism: 2 / 5
• Durability: 5 / 5
• Value: 5 / 5

RPP #3.5: Alexis Texas' OUTLAW Fleshlight (RPP #130)

When you see Alexis Texas in her movies the first impression is "That woman was created to be a porn star." When you see her in real life, the reaction is "DAAAYYUUMMM that ass is unreal!" That was my reaction when I saw her live in Exxxotica Atlantic City back in April - and this from a man raised in an island were J. Lo types of assess are the norm.

I loved the Tornado texture released originally for Alexis, but ILF improved themselves by giving her a new texture: Outlaw. Should you include this new texture to your collection? Lets see...

First Impressions

The Outlaw can be categorized as an organic texture with all the different textures in its interior. I don't know how to describe them, but you can see in the picture of the texture some bar-shaped bumps, slanted  bars with small, rounded bumps on top of them and more bar bumps looking like gates - all that in the first half of the texture. The second half repeats the texture, but with a narrower canal. That ensures you will enjoy the texture no matter your size. Outlaw seems to be a mid intensity texture, with the smaller bumps promising to be the most intense areas either by themselves or added to the narrow canal of the upper part of the toy.

Review

The Outlaw is one of those textures that is difficult to review because the experience can be totally different due to small details during use. During my sessions, I had a few where the Outlaw felt natural and complacent, allowing me to use it for a long time and allowing me to pump it while cumming. At other sessions, it surprised me, making me orgasm in a few minutes. All orgasms were deep and strong, but the intensity changed completely depending on how I penetrated the sleeve.

Being a guy on the short side of the scale (5 inches long in a good day), I found that the single row of round bumps on the first half of the canal hit my frenulum when I used the toy hands free in the missionary position. Those were the most intense and fulfilling orgasms I had while using this texture, allowing me to pump through my orgasm.

As usual with Fleshlights, cleaning is easy - just flush with running water and use some alcohol to sanitize if desired. The sleeve dried well overnight.

Verdict:
The Outlaw is a middle intensity texture that can surprise you if the interior structures hit your penis in the right spot. Orgasms can be strong with this one, but you will need to play with it a few times to learn its tricks.  

Score: 22 / 25

Feedback: 3 / 5
Orgasm Build Up: 5 / 5
Realism: 4 / 5
Durability: 5 / 5
Value: 5 / 5

FleshAssist Ranking and Score: 28 / 6.65

My FleshAssist score for this texture: 7.4 due to its stimulation and ease of cleanup.

Get your OUTLAW Fleshlight  HERE!

That face! That look! That ASS!

RPP 3.5: NS Novelties Jacker Teaser (RPP #129)

Back in May, I reviewed the Jacker Pleaser, a black rubber pussy that although uninviting due to its looks, resulted in a really good experience. Today, I share my impressions of another toy in that series, the Frosted Jacker Teaser. 

First Impressions

The Jacker Teaser is slightly more inviting than the Pleaser thanks to the white orifice and a plain design with a relatively tiny hole in the center. Like the Pleaser, it looks like an industrial equipment rather than a masturbation toy.

Review

Like the other toys in the series, the Jacker Teaser is a dual density toy - the parts in contact with your penis are made of a soft TPR while the part where you hold the toy with your hand has a firmer consistency, allowing you to have an excellent grip of the toy while stroking, but also giving you (or your partner) the option of pressing the toy to make it feel tighter. With its design, you get the best of two worlds: good grip while stroking plus total control over the tightness of the canal where you are inserting your little friend.The interior of the toy feels exactly like the Jacker Pleaser. I don't know if they are supposed to be different, but they feel exactly the same. It is a series of ribs to stimulate your penis and a couple of choke points to get you on overdrive. It is an open-ended design, so you don't get lots of suction, but the tightness and design of the texture can be intensive or real depending on the type and quantity of lube you use. I used a thinner lube for my review sessions and this toy made me cum fast and hard in each of the 5 sessions. 

Because the entry hole is relatively tiny, you need to be totally erect to use this toy. If you are half mast, you won't be able to enter the tunnel. Second, it has a low chemical odor when you remove it from the package, so be sure to wash thoroughly before using. The odor fades away soon enough, but it could be annoying to some people.

Cleaning the toy is easy thanks to its open design. Flush with running faucet water, let dry in an open area, and you can return it to its package. Turning the toy inside out is not recommended due to the harder outer material.

Verdict
The Jacker Teaser is a decent toy to add to your collection. If you are looking for a compact toy that feels good and it is below the $50 mark, then you should try it.

RPP Score: 

Feedback: 4 / 5
Orgasm Buildup: 4 / 5
Realism: 4 / 5
Durability: 5 / 5
Value: 5 / 5

Total Score: 22 / 25

Buy your "Jacker Pleaser" HERE!

RPP 3.5: CalExotic's The Gripper (RPP #128)

 The Holidays are here and with them all the craziness about buying gifts, preparing the house for visits, and travel reservations. In my case, madness involves buying most of the toys I will review the following year and making space for the rubber pussies, asses, mouths  and other random body parts we can use to masturbate...

Today, I am sharing with you a toy commonly found in most "health and beauty" stores on the webs: The Gripper by California Exotics. This is a toy in the $30 - $40 price range and found in eBay, Amazon, Adam & Eve and many other stores on the Internet. Is it a good toy to spend your cash? Lets go to the review!

First Impressions
I had seen this toy around since it came out, and honestly, it was not until I found it on a special sale in PinkCherry that I decided to buy it - just to make the free shipping total. Initially it is not impressive... Another pink rubber pussy encased in gray with the usual ribbed texture... But the thing looks tight and stimulating, and tight canals with ribs promise intense sessions- either in the good sense or the "cheese grater" sense. 

Review
So I took the Gripper out of the box and realized this toy was more interesting that I thought at first. For starters, the toy is on the bigger side, having a size similar to most meiki toys (about 6 inches long by 2 inches in circumference), which gives the thing a good hand feel. Second, it is a dual density toy - the gray exterior is a harder density material giving you a good grip of the toy even after your hands are wt with lubricant. Third, the toy is an open-ended toy, which is great for cleaning and as expected, the canal is TIGHT. I lubed and tried the Gripper as an insert for Ada, my Love Venus R doll.

As said before, The Gripper is TIGHT. You need to be full mast and  lube yourself freely to enter this toy. Once inside, the ribs and the tightness will do the job  The pressure around your little friend is constant and the ribs are noticeable, but not too aggressive, keeping the sensations on the intense area of the spectrum.

With the combined tightness and ribbed stimuli, I barely lasted 30 minutes in  my sessions with this toy before cumming hard inside this rubber pussy. This is definitively a toy for those looking for intensity.

Cleaning the Gripper was easy - just running water with a drop of antibacterial soap. I left it to dry in open air after each use and it was dry in the inside after about 24 hours. 

Verdict:
The Gripper is one of those unassuming toys waiting for you to add it to your collection. It is a tight toy that does not have too much give away, so guys with girth greater than 5 inches should think twice before buying this toy. 

Score: 22 / 25

Feedback: 5 /  5
Orgasm Build Up: 4 / 5
Realism: 3 / 5
Durability: 5 / 5
Value: 5 / 5

Where to buy: Amazon, PinkCherry, Adam & Eve, and many other stores...

El Casquetero in FleshAssist.com!

Last week I was invited to share my reviews with the community at FleshAssist.com, a Fleshlight user community that reviews, scores, and compares the different textures available from ILF.

What can you find at FleshAssist?

Among other things, you can find these three useful sections in FleshAssist:

• A ranking of Fleshlight textures. Ranking products is a time-consuming job and FleshAssist does a wonderful job ranking these toys by Intensity, Realism, and Overall Score. 
• Interactive comparison of textures. Insecure about which texture to buy? Go to that page and put your textures face to face (or pussy to pussy) and compare them in 10 different categories.
• Texture Advisor. If you are looking for specific characteristics for your next Fleshlight, the Advisor can show you the best options based on 10 slider bars including Intensity, Suction, Cleanup, and Drying Time among others. Really cool app!

FleshAssist already included my Fleshlight reviews to their website as well as the ones available from The Power House (a legendary Fleshlight user who unfortunately passed away in 2013), and other reviewers who are part of the community.

Like yours truly, FleshAssist.com is managed by an independent Fleshlight user, so if you decide to buy a Fleshie while browsing the site, click on the BUY NOW buttons on their pages to help FleshAssist get the commission money.

Happy Flying!

New FLESHLIGHT Offer!

Fleshlight just announced today their new promo: BUY 2 GET ONE FREE for their Fleshlight Girls line.

You buy 2 FLG sleeves and you will get a surprise FLG sleeve - either a new texture or even a collectable discontinued texture...

Go today and buy yours because quantities are limited!

Inflatababe #11: Travel Size Anime Annie

A few months ago I went to a pal's bachelor party and the guy in charge of the whole thing gave us a bunch of travel size dolls from Pipedream. I ended getting the Anime Annie and the Fatty Patty, and although I am not a huge fan of Pipedream's inflatable dolls - remember the J-Ho fiasco - these were free, had a hole to be fucked, so I did what a horny masked man would do. I fucked them and wrote a review to share with you guys...

Review

The Anime Annie surprised me in a good way as soon I took out of the box. To begin, Annie is not the typical blowup doll. She has the "sex pillow" style, with printed frontal and back sides, while the lateral is completely clear, allowing you to see your little friend violating the 26 inches tall girl. She only has a single hole, which is a pass through hole, allowing your little friend to literally impale the cute anime inflatable.

Annie's printed design is essential anime lore: blue hair, big eyes, and the horny / guilty face combination that had made anime girls so popular. You can see the huge printed breasts, but Annie is really flat, so don't expect to be groping mini breasts like you could do with Lil' Barbi.

As I mentioned, the back is also printed, basically giving you a nice backside view of the cute anime doll. The love passage is a pass through, so it does not matter from where you fuck this doll, you will see your penis basically impaling this doll, with your penis' head popping on the other side of the doll.

If you like to watch your little friend in action, Anime Annie is perfect because the sides of this doll / sex pillow is transparent. You can position the doll in  position so you can see the penis moving inside this horny little bitch.

This little girl is super easy to inflate  - it does not need any pump - and once deflated you can store it easily in any backpack / travel case.

Using this doll, you will build impressive orgasms. The hole is basically smooth, and well lubricated, it encases your little friend perfectly (given you are of normal girth). Smooth textures allow for load build up and the Anime Annie really delivers, making me shoot loads all over her small plastic body.

This little thing is super cheap - usually $10 to $15 - so if you want to run a gag with friends or want to fuck a small cute doll, consider the Anime Annie.

Score

Looks: 5 / 5
Realism: 2 / 5
Fuckability: 4 / 5 
Durability: 4 / 5 
Inflation / Deflation: 5 / 5 (Easy to inflate without a pump) 

Total:  20 / 25

Verdict: 
If you are a fan of Japanese style love pillows, but the cost puts you away, try the Travel Size Anime Annie. She has all the cuteness of the big size pillows on a small and easy to hide package.

Where to buy? You can buy this doll in many different stores.

Inflatababe #10: Naughty Neiko

Well, this is another anime inflatable doll for those fans of PVC girls. Today, I am introducing Naughty Neiko, a pink-haired anime babe that loves to fuck in the doggy style. Is Neiko a lady you should add to your harem? Let's go to the review!

Review

Neiko is yet another pink haired anime girl in the same league of Serika and Kawai Rimi. In Neiko's case, she likes it doggy style, giving you wide access to her vagina from behind. She has the traditional mitten hands construction with big DD cup breasts with the required hard nipples. Unlike other dolls, Neiko has her head turned to the left, adding a visual that increases the realism of fucking a woman from behind.

Neiko has two love openings - one vaginal and one oral. The oral opening is the standard 3-4 inches deep pocket, while the vaginal opening is about 6 inches deep to allow the insertion of a TPR / silicone insert included with the doll. This gives you the option of using the doll with the insert or without it.

The insert included with Neiko is your average American made rubber pussy with a thick ribbed texture. Nothing really special, but it gives a little weight to the doll and improves the sensations during play. If you want to use another type of insert, Neiko will fit most midsize masturbators, including most ToysHeart and Exe realistic rubber pussies.

This doll is usually available in the $30 - $50 price range, which is still a good price if you consider it includes a masturbator you can use independently (easily with a $25 tag). That said, the seams are less pronounced than the ones found in Yumi or even Serika, needing less lube to enjoy when using sans masturbator.

Inflating the doll was pretty easy, using the pump just a few minutes before the doll was ready to use. I found the oral passage to be awkward to use, but once you position the doll in the right spot, I enjoyed fucking Neiko's face as much I liked to play with her huge vaginal hole.

Score

Looks: 5 / 5
Realism: 4 / 5
Fuckability: 4 / 5 
Durability: 4 / 5 
Inflation / Deflation: 5 / 5 (Easy to inflate without a pump) 

Total:  22 / 25

Verdict: 
Neiko is really a naughty doll, allowing you to release a load in either her mouth, the included masturbator, or in her huge vagina. This doll has an interesting shape that helps in fantasizing you are fucking a woman in the doggy position.

Where to buy? You can buy this doll in many different stores.

Street Harassment... Don't even say "Good Morning" to a woman!

By today, you should have seen or heard about the Hollaback video in which a white actress walk for 10 hours through Manhattan streets getting (allegedly) more than a hundred samples of "street harassment" from guys. I watched the video and have a few things to say...

First of all, I am a Latino man in his 40's, born and raised in Puerto Rico. At different times in my life I had visited or lived short periods in other Latin American cities like Mexico City, Guadalajara, Cancun, and Puebla (Mexico), Caracas (Venezuela), Santo Domingo (Dominican Republic), and Bogotá and Manizales in Colombia. I currently live in New York City, most specifically, in a rough neighborhood in The Bronx.

Do I check women's bodies when walking on the streets? ABSOLUTELY. I was taught to do it. Do I stare at them like a hungry dog looks to meat? ABSOLUTELY NOT - I was taught to look but not to stare in a disrespectful manner. Do I "catcall" women on the streets? Again NOT - I was taught to approach women in a respectful manner.

That said, I am not going to bash the actress on the video or the organization behind the video. I don't know them, I did not know they existed before this video went viral, neither I care about their agenda. But the video DOES BOTHER me as a man... and more specifically as a Latino man.

If you watch the video, you will notice the following:

Because we all know Whites CANNOT be creepy!

• The actress on the video, Soshana Roberts, is HOT. She is a beautiful woman with a great body, using clothes that accentuate her curves. Honestly, she has a body type that will get men's attention regardless of the clothing she wears. She could wear a freaking armor plate suit and still she will get looks and catcalls! 
• Apparently, she walked through an alternate Manhattan where NO WHITE MEN or NO EDUCATED COLOR MEN exist. The only guys shown in the video are colored men (Blacks and Latinos) that are on the lowest socio-economic levels (read "poor street motherfuckas"). You don't see any guy wearing a suit, or a shirt with tie - most of the guys are wearing athletic clothing. When this fact was called out by a FEMALE writer, the organization behind the video responded that the remarks made by white guys were edited out because they were "unusable" because they were said at the passing camera, or were drowned by ambient noises such as sirens or airplanes. What a coincidence! To that, I say BULLSHIT!

• Most of the catcalls were inoffensive. During the video, she is "targeted" 37 times (yes I counted them), and 26 of them were a simple "Good Morning" or "How you doing?" (a common NYC catcall used by both men and women). The other 11 comments could be considered offensive (3), creepy (4), and straight harassment (4). By the way, the only real harassment happens twice - the black guy walking silently next to her and the other young guy (Latino?) who keeps asking her if he is ugly. It can be annoying, but most of these interactions meant she got the attention of the guys - again most of them of low social and economic level.
• The loose definition of harassment used by the Hollaback organization. According to Stop Street Harassment (another organization dealing with this issue), street harassment is "unwelcome words and actions by unknown persons in public places which are motivated by gender and invade a person’s physical and emotional space in a disrespectful, creepy, startling, scary, or insulting way." Now, as said above, only 11 of the comments on the video (5 made by the same guy) fall under this definition. The other comments could be unwanted, but are not creepy, disrespectful, or threatening. Hollaback simply put any comment made to the actress as an example of harassment - which is totally wrong.

Those are the things I noticed on the video, but there are a few things I can say from my experience - both as a Latino man and a NYC resident: 

• EVERYONE gets harassed in the streets of NYC. I am a fat, ugly Latino in his 40's - and I get harassed EVERY FUCKING DAY in the streets of NYC. The five guys asking me for a dollar in the two blocks I walk from my apartment to the bus stop. The crack whore who had stopped me more than 10 times in the last month inviting me to have sex with her. The teenage schoolgirls offering blowjobs in exchange of money for weed or for hookah tobacco nearby the bodegas. The "performers" in each one of the subway lines almost demanding money after interrupting my commute. The aspiring rappers shoving their demos into my bag, then demanding $5 in return. The Jehova Witnesses shoving their publications on my face on two of every three street corners. The gay guy checking my junk when I use an urinal in a public restroom. The fake cartoon characters in Times Square. The list goes on forever. All those interactions are unwelcome, some are offensive, and a handful are totally scary as fuck. ... And this coming from a guy who had been in some shitty, scary places!
• Catcalling is a cultural thing. Like it or not, what Americans call "catcalling" is socially acceptable in Latin America. In fact it is a social norm. Most women in Latin America expect to receive comments from guys on the streets about how beautiful they look. This started to change in the past ten years, not because the Latinas are getting into the "feminist movement", but because the language of these comments had turned offensive. We had gone from a "Excuse me, but I had to tell you you look beautiful" to "Mami, you have a sexy ass!" which even I find offensive.
• I do not condone "catcalling". Personally, I look at women on the streets, I check their breasts and assess. I admit it... in my culture, I'm expected to do it - and women dress to make you look at them. Still, in the rare occasions I approach an unknown woman on the street I approach them with a real compliment about their shoes, hair, or nails... NEVER on their assess or other body parts. I believe telling a complete stranger she has a nice ass is not a compliment - is an insult!

Want real changes in society?

• Stop criticizing and start educating. Educate your boys to approach a girl the right way. Teach your girls to accept compliments and to be a real banshee bitch to those who disrespect them. I had seen countless cases of girls smiling and accepting "compliments" like "Hey, baby, I love your tits!" and demeaning guys who really are trying to give a compliment by calling them "corny" or "gay".
• Stop selling (and purchasing) sex. We live in a hyper-sexual society. Mature women like J-Lo (40 something) has to wear a thong and shake her ass covered in oil to sell records. Madonna in her 50's still needs to wear leather and latex to sell. Lady Gaga has to be naked to call attention. Hugh Jackman and Channin Tatum have to rip their shirts and show perfect abs to sell movies. If you want to reduce or stop harassment, stop sexualizing every single aspect of our lives so we can concentrate on the relationship parts. The more you feed the human animal senses, the less human we become...
• To feminists: STOP THE BULLSHIT! Some ultra-feminist leaders had lost the real concept of feminism: Being treated equal, being treated with respect. I agree with those. But every right has a duty. If you want to be treated equally, you need to stop asking for preferred status on public spaces. If you want to be treated with respect, you need to respect others. Generalizing and saying "all men are potential rapists" is not asking for equality or respect - it is asking for a reaction. You want me to respect you? Stop mocking me when I am a gentleman. Stop calling me creepy or pervert when you see my Fleshlight - because I don't call you a freak or a slut when I see the 18 inches Rambone dildo under your bed.

Comments are welcomed...

Inflatababe #9: Yumi, The Anime Doll

Holy Fuck! LIFE got in the way and in a sneeze, a whole month went without me writing a single word in this blog! Now, with most of my shit under control, I can retake the blog and give you a few reviews. So to begin, let's review a classic inflatababe - Yumi the Anime Girl.

This cute inflatababe has been the initiation of thousands of doll users since DocJohnson began to sell her a few years ago. A cute "anime" style doll, it has been around in various versions, with the current version having three love passages. All of the versions keep the doll shape (spread bent legs for deep missionary), and a printed face with blonde hair and brown eyes.

Review

Yumi is constructed with good quality PVC, feeling sturdy when you take it out of the box. It has the typical PVC smell when using it for the first time, but it is a faint smell that disappear after a couple of hours. Yumi is pretty easy and fast to inflate, getting her recognizable shape after a couple minutes.

This doll is a low cost doll, usually available in the $15 - $25 range from most shops. Unlike other budget dolls, Yumi has rounded breasts with noticeable nipples, a good quality printed face, and three holes for penetration.

Now, the three love holes are not too deep - maybe 4 inches deep - but they are enough to get the job done. Although the seams are noticeable, they are not too sharp, but using lots of water-based lubricants is recommended to avoid unnecessary friction.

From the three love passages, I found the vaginal and oral holes to be the best ones for play. In my opinion, the anal passage is too high to allow for comfortable use, still it is still fun to play. My favorite part of the doll? The erect nipples. They are hollow, allowing for pinching while fondling Yumi's big DD breasts.

Score

Looks: 5 / 5
Realism: 3 / 5
Fuckability: 5 / 5 
Durability: 4 / 5 
Inflation / Deflation: 5 / 5 (Easy to inflate without a pump) 

Total:  23 / 25

Verdict: 
If you are looking for a first doll or a doll to have fun during a dry spell, consider getting Yumi. This is a budget doll that is pretty fun to play with, having all options to make your anime fantasies true.

Where to buy? You can buy this doll in many different stores.

RPP 3.5: Jenna Haze's Lust (New FLG texture) (RPP #127)

Photo: Fleshlight / ILF

After a few days offline, I'm back with a new review  - this time for the new texture inspired by Jenna Haze's ass: LUST.

Is this new texture a good one? Lets go to the review!

First Impressions
The texture seems to be a series of rings and bumps trying to simulate the sensations you get from anal sex. Thanks to the textured interior and the various widths in it, Lust promises to feel better than the smooth Forbidden, which is the standard anal texture for FLG and Fleshjacks. Lust promises an interesting array of sensations, although for "short" guys like me, the sensations are going to be on the mid intensity level. "Longer" guys could expect a slightly more intense ride thanks to the thicker rings and narrower diameter after the 5 inches mark.

Review
This is one of those reviews that took me a while to do - not because the toy was bad - , but because the toy gave me different sensations every time I used it...

Lets say right away that the toy is GOOD. It is 10 times better than the Forbidden. Lust feel more real than the average anal Fleshlight, but if you are expecting a constant sensation, you are going to be tested by this Fleshie.

This new texture feels completely different depending on the lube you are using, the method you use (stroker or hands free), and how much you open the case's end cap. Each combination will make you cum - but the sleeve will feel different in each case!

Hands-free, tight end cap

If you use a thicker lube, LUST will feel almost smooth. You will feel only the variations in diameter of the tunnel and maybe a couple of the rings. It will be a long, soft ride, allowing you to build up an impressive load. Using a thinner lube, the sleeve comes alive allowing you to feel some of the other structures, becoming a mid intensity sleeve.

Hands-free, loose end cap

With this setting, the thicker lube made the sleeve feel in the low-medium intensity levels, still giving me a lot of control over the session. With a thinner lube, I was able to feel most of the structures inside the sleeve. Still a medium intensity sleeve, but I had to pace myself to avoid cumming too soon.

Stroker

As a stroker (with thick lube and open end cap), LUST felt incredibly tight with the rings doing their job in less than 20 minutes.

As usual with Fleshlights, cleaning is easy.

Verdict:
The Lust is a good addition to the Fleshlight roster. It is not a super intense texture, but it brings enough to keep you pumping to strong orgasms. Much better than the Forbidden and Lotus IMO.

Score: 22 / 25

Feedback: 3/ 5
Orgasm Build Up: 5 / 5
Realism: 4 / 5
Durability: 5 / 5
Value: 5 / 5

A comment on "The Fappening"

As everyone and their cousin knows, a few days ago we had the "Fappening" - the posting of hundreds of stolen / leaked intimate photos of dozens of celebrities. Servers with the photos crashed, opinion forums exploded, and social media burned with claims, objections, and even rape accusations...

I am not going to blame the celebrities. After all, they are adults and can do with their bodies whatever they want. They decided to take sexy photos or videos and then share them with their significant other. There is nothing wrong with that.

Now, I'm not an hypocrite. I saw the pictures and even downloaded a few for my naked ladies collection. Does that make me a "rapist", "pervert" , or "a destroyer of lives"? A pervert maybe, but not a rapist. I enjoy naked women, and if photos of naked women are available for free, I will look at them...

Now, the only thing celebrities are to be blamed is of being too naive...

I had been using the Internet since the 1990's. If you had been around since then (or before), you will remember WWW stood for  Wild Wild West. Porn was rampant, both legal and illegal. Until just a few years ago, child porn  and pedophile fantasies were easily accessible.

Celebrities just discovered the web a few years ago and the ease of access thanks to smartphones  made them believe it was safe for them to be around. They began to snap photos, shared them with all of us - their social media followers and "friends" - and suddenly realized they lost the few remnants of privacy they had left.

Look, if you are a celebrity (or plan to become one), please LEARN TO USE YOUR DEVICE!

According to this article from Business Insider, many of you opened yourselves to this invasion of privacy by not understanding how to use your latest gadget. You did not understand how the backup worked and, accidentally, left all those glorious naked photos floating on the cloud. Then a horny guy with the right tools simply snatched them from the ether.

At this time and age, you must be tech savvy. As a human being you deserve your privacy, but as a celebrity, you know your privacy is going to be attacked constantly. Whenever you take one of those photos or videos, you are just creating another door to your private life - and there are some people out there who see those doors as something to be opened one way or another.

Of course, if you don't want us to look at your boobs, ass, and pussy on the Web, not taking naked photos with your "smart phone" is the surest way of avoiding that to happen. It's crude, but it's simple. If you still decide to take those photos because you have the right to enjoy your privacy, just remember to lock the door by learning how the system and the device work.

After all, you just got a reminder that the Web is a huge house with many, many dark rooms and seedy characters...

RPP 3.5: Fleshlight's Tease (NEW Tera Patrick's texture) (RPP #126)

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RPP 3.5: Jenna Haze's Obsession ("New" FLG Texture) (RPP #125)

So, during my vacations, there were a few additions to the Fleshlight Girls (FLG) roster. No new girls, but two veterans got a "make over"!

To begin, Tera Patrick classic Twister is now her anal texture, while the Teaser is her new vaginal toy. Then, Jenna Haze got rid of the weird and inconsistent Maze and got an Obsession for her vagina and Lust for her ass. I already received Tera's new orifices and Jenna's ass to review them for you!

Wait, why I did not get Jenna's Obsession texture? Because I already reviewed it... three years ago!

The Obsession is yet another Fleshjack texture that made the crossover to Fleshlight Girls. In this case, the Obsession is the feminine orifice for the Bliss (read the review HERE). As I wrote for the Bliss back in 2011:

The Bliss is one of those insane textures that you wish to have in a female mold. The texture is only available with the butt entrance which I don't really mind. As you can see from the picture, the sleeve begins with a series of highly pronounced ribs leading to an array of down pointing fangs with a reducing canal. just watching the picture, you expect an intense ride and it delivers.

Although the Bliss seems to be extremely intense, I found it subtler than expected. In fact, it is pleasurable - one of the most pleasurable sleeves that I have. Once you enter, the ribs give a strong initial feedback - they show your penis' head who is the boss right away. The prepare you for the fang assault that follows. It is a soft attack, but it is relentless, coming from all around. Your penis is touched constantly by the fangs and the longer you are, the more these fangs are going to "sink" on you - remember that the sleeve gets narrower the deeper you penetrate.

A good thing of this sleeve is that it gives constant feedback, but allows for your control. It requires a little bit of practice, but you can vary the buildup of your orgasms depending the speed and depth of your thrusts. If you want a long, mind blowing orgasm, go slow and shallow to enjoy the fangs. If you want to have a quickie, just fuck the sleeve with middle speed long thrusts to enjoy both the entrance ribs and the fangs. Either way, your eyes are going to roll up.

Back then, I told you the Bliss was a must-have toy. Now with Jenna's pussy as its orifice, my opinion is not different.

Updating the score to RPP 3.5:

Immediate Feedback: 5/5
Orgasm Buildup: 5/5
Realism: 3/5
Durability: 5 / 5 
Value: 5/5

RPP 3.5 Score: 23 / 25 

What the fuck are you waiting?! BUY IT HERE!

RPP 3.5: Kuudom Trail Rook (RPP #124)

Today, I am sharing with you the last one of the toys I took on the road during my vacations: the Kuudom Trail Rook.

First Impressions

Like the Groom series and its cousin the Bishop, the Trail Rook is packaged in an elegant and discrete case, including a single use warming lube sample. Like the Bishop, the Rook is an open ended toy, so you can use it as an onahole if you are not too thick.  
Unlike the Bishop, which has a texture that is not too stimulating, the Rook's inner texture looks like a medieval torture gadget. It has rows after rows of triangular spikes, promising insane levels of intensity.

Review
Just like I did with the Bishop, I tried first the Rook as a head masturbator. The spikes really felt good, although not as intense as I expected. Still, the Rook has to be taken seriously, because when the spikes hit the right places, the sensations were electric. I had a couple of really strong orgasms with this thing, 

As a onahole, the Rook was tight around my penis shaft and I have to say I liked it even more as a onahole. I was able to puh my penis through it so the spikes on the top hit the neck of my penis while the rest of the toy was caressing the upper shaft. The sensations were strong and easier to control than when using the Rook as a glans exciter, giving me long (and messy) ejaculations.

If there is a negative thing about this toy is how messy the cleanup could be. Since the toy has a wide opening on both sides, semen will go everywhere, so be sure to have some cleanup wipes available. Cleaning the Rook itself is super easy and quick. 

Verdict:
The Rook is a definitive travel toy. It is not for everyone, but  is an inexpensive addition to your playtime arsenal. 

Score: 19 / 25

Feedback: 4 / 5
Orgasm Build Up: 4 / 5
Realism: 2 / 5
Durability: 4 / 5
Value: 5 / 5

Want it? BUY IT HERE!

RPP 3.5: Kuudom Trail Bishop (RPP #123)

Your friendly neighbor El Casque is back from a well deserved vacation - although I kept posting a few reviews during my travels. Today, I am sharing with you yet another of the toys I took on the road: the Kuudom Trail Bishop.

First Impressions

This toy is made by the same people responsible of the Groom series and it follows the same elegant design ideas, but with the Trail series, they made a few changes. First, they changed the color of the material to black (it is still the same material as in the Groom Wild Touch). Second, the tin can shape is gone,with this toy having a shape resembling the bishop chess piece (that's where the name comes from I guess). Third, unlike the Groom series, the Trail Bishop is an open-ended toy, allowing you to use it either as a head masturbator or as a onahole if your little friend is not too wide.

I love toys giving me options, specially when they have textures that seem to be not too stimulating. The Bishop has a texture of rounded, finger-shaped nubs to massage your little friend. Being rounded, they give a gentle massage, but the shape of the toy allows you to place your fingers around the mid section of the "8", creating a choke point to increase the stimuli.

Review

I used the lube included with the Bishop and went on to play with this curious toy. During my first try, I used it as a head masturbator, using it the same way I used the Groom models. The session was interesting because the toy is not too stimulating, but rubbing the nubs over the right places on my penis' head got me to take a few breaks to control myself.

My penis is of average width (4.5 inches of girth), so I tried the Bishop as an onahole. Passing my penis' head through the second top hole gave interesting sensations. I got the nubs rubbing part of the penis head and shaft at all times, making me cum buckets in what I call "relaxing orgasm" - an ejaculation that doesn't make you breathe faster or harder, but leaves you spent and in a total relaxed state.

Cleaning the Bishop is super easy, although cleaning yourself after using it could be a different matter.

Verdict:
The Bishop is one of those toys that surprises you. A gentle stimulation toy that well used can give you deep and strong orgasms.... Add a compact size, cool design, and a total discrete case for travel and you have a cool toy to take on the road!

Score: 18 / 25

Feedback: 3 / 5
Orgasm Build Up: 4 / 5
Realism: 2 / 5
Durability: 4 / 5
Value: 5 / 5

RPP 3.5: Groom Wild Touch (RPP #122)

Today I am sharing with you the review of another of my travel companions – the Groom Wild Touch.

First Impressions

Just like the Mild Touch, this toy has an elegant and discrete package that makes it perfect for travel. This toy is also a head masturbator and has a texture designed to be more intense than its “brother” the Mild Touch. Instead of cute petals, the Wild Touch has rows of triangular indents that reminds me shark teeth. The “teeth” are slightly harder than the petals from the Mild Touch, but the material is still stretchy and comfortable to use.

Review

The Wild Touch included its own small sample of lube, so after forming the funny cylinder, I placed it over my penis' head and began to have fun with this little toy. Like the Mild Touch, getting an average penis inside the toy requires some manipulation, but once in place, the toy stays there with no effort.

Again, with head masturbators you need to variate the movements of your hand. My favorites where a twisting movement (like turning a radio knob), and a slow short up and down movement concentrated on my frenulum. The stimulation is higher than with the Mild Touch, but is not enough to drive you “wild”. The sensations are stronger than with the softer version, but still the toy will take more than 20 minutes to take you to the edge.

Cleaning the Groom Wild Touch is super easy – squeeze it to release you cum, then turn it inside out to clean with running water. You can dry towel this small toy or you can leave it out for air drying. Once dry, just fold and put it back inside its carrying case.

Verdict:

The Groom Wild Touch is a nice toy to have if you want something to have fun while on the road or at places where you need total discretion about your masturbatory habits. The toy is easily hidden, easily cleaned, and builds strong and long orgasms. A good travel companion!

Score: 19 / 25

Feedback: 4 / 5

Orgasm Build Up: 4 / 5

Realism: 2 / 5

Durability: 4 / 5

Value: 5 / 5