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Sunday, December 21, 2014

RPP #3.5: Alexis Texas' OUTLAW Fleshlight (RPP #130)


When you see Alexis Texas in her movies the first impression is "That woman was created to be a porn star." When you see her in real life, the reaction is "DAAAYYUUMMM that ass is unreal!" That was my reaction when I saw her live in Exxxotica Atlantic City back in April - and this from a man raised in an island were J. Lo types of assess are the norm.

I loved the Tornado texture released originally for Alexis, but ILF improved themselves by giving her a new texture: Outlaw. Should you include this new texture to your collection? Lets see...

First Impressions

The Outlaw can be categorized as an organic texture with all the different textures in its interior. I don't know how to describe them, but you can see in the picture of the texture some bar-shaped bumps, slanted  bars with small, rounded bumps on top of them and more bar bumps looking like gates - all that in the first half of the texture. The second half repeats the texture, but with a narrower canal. That ensures you will enjoy the texture no matter your size. Outlaw seems to be a mid intensity texture, with the smaller bumps promising to be the most intense areas either by themselves or added to the narrow canal of the upper part of the toy.

Review

The Outlaw is one of those textures that is difficult to review because the experience can be totally different due to small details during use. During my sessions, I had a few where the Outlaw felt natural and complacent, allowing me to use it for a long time and allowing me to pump it while cumming. At other sessions, it surprised me, making me orgasm in a few minutes. All orgasms were deep and strong, but the intensity changed completely depending on how I penetrated the sleeve.

Being a guy on the short side of the scale (5 inches long in a good day), I found that the single row of round bumps on the first half of the canal hit my frenulum when I used the toy hands free in the missionary position. Those were the most intense and fulfilling orgasms I had while using this texture, allowing me to pump through my orgasm.

As usual with Fleshlights, cleaning is easy - just flush with running water and use some alcohol to sanitize if desired. The sleeve dried well overnight.

Verdict:
The Outlaw is a middle intensity texture that can surprise you if the interior structures hit your penis in the right spot. Orgasms can be strong with this one, but you will need to play with it a few times to learn its tricks.  

Score: 22 / 25

Feedback: 3 / 5
Orgasm Build Up: 5 / 5
Realism: 4 / 5
Durability: 5 / 5
Value: 5 / 5

FleshAssist Ranking and Score: 28 / 6.65
My FleshAssist score for this texture: 7.4 due to its stimulation and ease of cleanup.


That face! That look! That ASS!

Wednesday, December 17, 2014

RPP 3.5: NS Novelties Jacker Teaser (RPP #129)


Back in May, I reviewed the Jacker Pleaser, a black rubber pussy that although uninviting due to its looks, resulted in a really good experience. Today, I share my impressions of another toy in that series, the Frosted Jacker Teaser. 

First Impressions

The Jacker Teaser is slightly more inviting than the Pleaser thanks to the white orifice and a plain design with a relatively tiny hole in the center. Like the Pleaser, it looks like an industrial equipment rather than a masturbation toy.

Review

Like the other toys in the series, the Jacker Teaser is a dual density toy - the parts in contact with your penis are made of a soft TPR while the part where you hold the toy with your hand has a firmer consistency, allowing you to have an excellent grip of the toy while stroking, but also giving you (or your partner) the option of pressing the toy to make it feel tighter. With its design, you get the best of two worlds: good grip while stroking plus total control over the tightness of the canal where you are inserting your little friend.
The interior of the toy feels exactly like the Jacker Pleaser. I don't know if they are supposed to be different, but they feel exactly the same. It is a series of ribs to stimulate your penis and a couple of choke points to get you on overdrive. It is an open-ended design, so you don't get lots of suction, but the tightness and design of the texture can be intensive or real depending on the type and quantity of lube you use. I used a thinner lube for my review sessions and this toy made me cum fast and hard in each of the 5 sessions. 

Because the entry hole is relatively tiny, you need to be totally erect to use this toy. If you are half mast, you won't be able to enter the tunnel. Second, it has a low chemical odor when you remove it from the package, so be sure to wash thoroughly before using. The odor fades away soon enough, but it could be annoying to some people.

Cleaning the toy is easy thanks to its open design. Flush with running faucet water, let dry in an open area, and you can return it to its package. Turning the toy inside out is not recommended due to the harder outer material.

Verdict
The Jacker Teaser is a decent toy to add to your collection. If you are looking for a compact toy that feels good and it is below the $50 mark, then you should try it.

RPP Score: 

Feedback: 4 / 5
Orgasm Buildup: 4 / 5
Realism: 4 / 5
Durability: 5 / 5
Value: 5 / 5

Total Score: 22 / 25


Buy your "Jacker Pleaser" HERE!

Saturday, December 13, 2014

RPP 3.5: CalExotic's The Gripper (RPP #128)

 The Holidays are here and with them all the craziness about buying gifts, preparing the house for visits, and travel reservations. In my case, madness involves buying most of the toys I will review the following year and making space for the rubber pussies, asses, mouths  and other random body parts we can use to masturbate...

Today, I am sharing with you a toy commonly found in most "health and beauty" stores on the webs: The Gripper by California Exotics. This is a toy in the $30 - $40 price range and found in eBay, Amazon, Adam & Eve and many other stores on the Internet. Is it a good toy to spend your cash? Lets go to the review!

First Impressions
I had seen this toy around since it came out, and honestly, it was not until I found it on a special sale in PinkCherry that I decided to buy it - just to make the free shipping total. Initially it is not impressive... Another pink rubber pussy encased in gray with the usual ribbed texture... But the thing looks tight and stimulating, and tight canals with ribs promise intense sessions- either in the good sense or the "cheese grater" sense. 

Review
So I took the Gripper out of the box and realized this toy was more interesting that I thought at first. For starters, the toy is on the bigger side, having a size similar to most meiki toys (about 6 inches long by 2 inches in circumference), which gives the thing a good hand feel. Second, it is a dual density toy - the gray exterior is a harder density material giving you a good grip of the toy even after your hands are wt with lubricant. Third, the toy is an open-ended toy, which is great for cleaning and as expected, the canal is TIGHT. I lubed and tried the Gripper as an insert for Ada, my Love Venus R doll.



As said before, The Gripper is TIGHT. You need to be full mast and  lube yourself freely to enter this toy. Once inside, the ribs and the tightness will do the job  The pressure around your little friend is constant and the ribs are noticeable, but not too aggressive, keeping the sensations on the intense area of the spectrum.

With the combined tightness and ribbed stimuli, I barely lasted 30 minutes in  my sessions with this toy before cumming hard inside this rubber pussy. This is definitively a toy for those looking for intensity.

Cleaning the Gripper was easy - just running water with a drop of antibacterial soap. I left it to dry in open air after each use and it was dry in the inside after about 24 hours. 

Verdict:
The Gripper is one of those unassuming toys waiting for you to add it to your collection. It is a tight toy that does not have too much give away, so guys with girth greater than 5 inches should think twice before buying this toy. 

Score: 22 / 25

Feedback: 5 /  5
Orgasm Build Up: 4 / 5
Realism: 3 / 5
Durability: 5 / 5
Value: 5 / 5

Where to buy: Amazon, PinkCherry, Adam & Eve, and many other stores...

Thursday, November 27, 2014

El Casquetero in FleshAssist.com!

Last week I was invited to share my reviews with the community at FleshAssist.com, a Fleshlight user community that reviews, scores, and compares the different textures available from ILF.

What can you find at FleshAssist?

Among other things, you can find these three useful sections in FleshAssist:

  • A ranking of Fleshlight textures. Ranking products is a time-consuming job and FleshAssist does a wonderful job ranking these toys by Intensity, Realism, and Overall Score. 
  • Interactive comparison of textures. Insecure about which texture to buy? Go to that page and put your textures face to face (or pussy to pussy) and compare them in 10 different categories.
  • Texture Advisor. If you are looking for specific characteristics for your next Fleshlight, the Advisor can show you the best options based on 10 slider bars including Intensity, Suction, Cleanup, and Drying Time among others. Really cool app!
FleshAssist already included my Fleshlight reviews to their website as well as the ones available from The Power House (a legendary Fleshlight user who unfortunately passed away in 2013), and other reviewers who are part of the community.

Like yours truly, FleshAssist.com is managed by an independent Fleshlight user, so if you decide to buy a Fleshie while browsing the site, click on the BUY NOW buttons on their pages to help FleshAssist get the commission money.

Happy Flying!

Monday, November 17, 2014

New FLESHLIGHT Offer!


Fleshlight just announced today their new promo: BUY 2 GET ONE FREE for their Fleshlight Girls line.

You buy 2 FLG sleeves and you will get a surprise FLG sleeve - either a new texture or even a collectable discontinued texture...

Monday, November 3, 2014

Inflatababe #11: Travel Size Anime Annie


A few months ago I went to a pal's bachelor party and the guy in charge of the whole thing gave us a bunch of travel size dolls from Pipedream. I ended getting the Anime Annie and the Fatty Patty, and although I am not a huge fan of Pipedream's inflatable dolls - remember the J-Ho fiasco - these were free, had a hole to be fucked, so I did what a horny masked man would do. I fucked them and wrote a review to share with you guys...

Review

The Anime Annie surprised me in a good way as soon I took out of the box. To begin, Annie is not the typical blowup doll. She has the "sex pillow" style, with printed frontal and back sides, while the lateral is completely clear, allowing you to see your little friend violating the 26 inches tall girl. She only has a single hole, which is a pass through hole, allowing your little friend to literally impale the cute anime inflatable.


Annie's printed design is essential anime lore: blue hair, big eyes, and the horny / guilty face combination that had made anime girls so popular. You can see the huge printed breasts, but Annie is really flat, so don't expect to be groping mini breasts like you could do with Lil' Barbi.


As I mentioned, the back is also printed, basically giving you a nice backside view of the cute anime doll. The love passage is a pass through, so it does not matter from where you fuck this doll, you will see your penis basically impaling this doll, with your penis' head popping on the other side of the doll.

If you like to watch your little friend in action, Anime Annie is perfect because the sides of this doll / sex pillow is transparent. You can position the doll in  position so you can see the penis moving inside this horny little bitch.

This little girl is super easy to inflate  - it does not need any pump - and once deflated you can store it easily in any backpack / travel case.

Using this doll, you will build impressive orgasms. The hole is basically smooth, and well lubricated, it encases your little friend perfectly (given you are of normal girth). Smooth textures allow for load build up and the Anime Annie really delivers, making me shoot loads all over her small plastic body.

This little thing is super cheap - usually $10 to $15 - so if you want to run a gag with friends or want to fuck a small cute doll, consider the Anime Annie.

Score

Looks: 5 / 5
Realism: 2 / 5
Fuckability: 4 / 5 
Durability: 4 / 5 
Inflation / Deflation: 5 / 5 (Easy to inflate without a pump) 

Total:  20 / 25

Verdict: 
If you are a fan of Japanese style love pillows, but the cost puts you away, try the Travel Size Anime Annie. She has all the cuteness of the big size pillows on a small and easy to hide package.

Where to buy? You can buy this doll in many different stores.

Saturday, November 1, 2014

Inflatababe #10: Naughty Neiko

Well, this is another anime inflatable doll for those fans of PVC girls. Today, I am introducing Naughty Neiko, a pink-haired anime babe that loves to fuck in the doggy style. Is Neiko a lady you should add to your harem? Let's go to the review!

Review

Neiko is yet another pink haired anime girl in the same league of Serika and Kawai Rimi. In Neiko's case, she likes it doggy style, giving you wide access to her vagina from behind. She has the traditional mitten hands construction with big DD cup breasts with the required hard nipples. Unlike other dolls, Neiko has her head turned to the left, adding a visual that increases the realism of fucking a woman from behind.

Neiko has two love openings - one vaginal and one oral. The oral opening is the standard 3-4 inches deep pocket, while the vaginal opening is about 6 inches deep to allow the insertion of a TPR / silicone insert included with the doll. This gives you the option of using the doll with the insert or without it.



The insert included with Neiko is your average American made rubber pussy with a thick ribbed texture. Nothing really special, but it gives a little weight to the doll and improves the sensations during play. If you want to use another type of insert, Neiko will fit most midsize masturbators, including most ToysHeart and Exe realistic rubber pussies.


This doll is usually available in the $30 - $50 price range, which is still a good price if you consider it includes a masturbator you can use independently (easily with a $25 tag). That said, the seams are less pronounced than the ones found in Yumi or even Serika, needing less lube to enjoy when using sans masturbator.



Inflating the doll was pretty easy, using the pump just a few minutes before the doll was ready to use. I found the oral passage to be awkward to use, but once you position the doll in the right spot, I enjoyed fucking Neiko's face as much I liked to play with her huge vaginal hole.

Score

Looks: 5 / 5
Realism: 4 / 5
Fuckability: 4 / 5 
Durability: 4 / 5 
Inflation / Deflation: 5 / 5 (Easy to inflate without a pump) 

Total:  22 / 25

Verdict: 
Neiko is really a naughty doll, allowing you to release a load in either her mouth, the included masturbator, or in her huge vagina. This doll has an interesting shape that helps in fantasizing you are fucking a woman in the doggy position.

Where to buy? You can buy this doll in many different stores.