What's going on here?

A friend of the blog recently sent a message asking about new postings. To answer his question, I haven't posted because I had been busy - extremely busy - with school, work, and life outside masturbation.

My job is driving me insane, loading me with lots and lots of stress, which in turn had made some health conditions to re-surface. Lets say that during the weekends - when I usually post here - I am either trying to recover from a hell of a work week, in extreme pain thanks to nerve system conditions, or simply knocked down with a heavy dose of painkillers for my nerve condition. Add the regular rush of the Holidays and you can figure why I had not posted in a while...

Does that mean that I haven't been choking the chicken whenever I can? HELL NO!!!

Let's  give you an idea of what we  had been going around in Casa Casquetero:

1. Got a Teddy Babe Deluxe for my collection. Last month I added Victoria to my increasing collection of sex dolls. Victoria is a second-hand Teddy Babe Deluxe (Carly model) I got from a TDF member. Unlike the TBs, TBDs are taller (5'2") and their proportions are more human-like. The coolness factor for this doll is that it was custom made by its previous owner with different eye colors and made brunette. 
2. Made a "female" sleeping pillow. Just after receiving "Victoria", my health began to worsen, so I needed a body pillow to aid me sleeping. (One of my conditions require me to avoid pressure on my right side while sleeping). I had body pillows, but they pissed me off because I need two to allow me to rest my whole body (I'm 6 ft tall). I wanted for a pillow long enough to allow me to rest my whole body at once. My prayers were answered when a local store liquidated a bunch of Halloween stuffed dummies. My mind calculated the measurements and decided they were perfect. After a few minor modifications (a few stitches here and there, additional filling material, a larger Styrofoam head, and a wig), Lala was born. Basically a body pillow with female form, "she" is the ultimate cuddling body pillow: 6'3" tall, 36 D breasts to grab, and a trim but soft ass to cling to. Still, her hands are alike a trucker's hands, but well, nothing in life is perfect. 
3. Got a weird hands-free masturbator. Remember the Cobra Libre? Well, I realized I was not a big fan of it, but due to my increasingly busted back, I needed something similar to relieve my "lower tension" without moving too much. I found an answer in E-bay with the Bolo Masturbator (http://bolomalemasturbator.com/). This thing is sold as the ultimate help to avoid prostate cancer by promoting robust ejaculations. Personally, I didn't believe that crap when I bought it - I just wanted something to make me cum without me requiring moving. Well, the thingy works like the Cobra Libre, but it is cheaper ($50), simpler to setup, and it is more powerful. Still, I feel cheated. Why? After receiving it, I realized that it looked vaguely familiar, something that I confirmed a few days ago when I saw a cheap back massager. The Bolo is nothing else that two of the motors with some straps attached! I bought one of the chair massagers ($10), reverse engineered it and now I have the prototype of a bitchin' Turbo Vibro Fleshlight  - a FL Vibro so powerful that makes the Cobra Libre look like a child's toy. I will try to improve it during the Holidays (if my nerves allow it).
4. Finally got into a Tenga Flip Lite. I had heard so much of these mini Tenga Flip Holes that I wanted one badly - but was put away due to their tiny girth allowance. I snatched one in liquidation and the verdict is that if your penis is above 4 inches in girth simply forgetaboutit. The damn thing is like a vise grip and even if it will suck you dry, it is so tight you won't feel shit of the texture. Good thing I only "wasted" $30.

Well that is all for now...

I will continue the reviews as soon my health allows for it - meanwhile I will post about a few things related to the science of self pleasure in the next few weeks.

Toys VS Women: What's better?

If you are asking that question, you are in a worst place than me. The obvious answer is WOMEN! Nothing can replace the reactions, feelings and the connection that you can experience with a real living woman on your bed.

But being honest, there are periods of my life that I prefer a sexual toy. Especially when talking about casual sex or one-night stands. Why? Well, let's say that there various reasons. Some of them are:

1. Sex toys are easier to deal with. If I want to fuck a sex toy, I only need to be hard and some lubricant and presto, I'm fucking a sex toy. With women I have to convince them first, buy them drinks, play the interest / flirt / relationship game, and them MAYBE I would have a chance to get some that night. Which led to the next number...
2. Sex toys are cheaper. Male sex toys are available starting at less than $10 (not very good ones, but some of them do the trick) to life-like sex dolls costing $7,000. Most high level masturbation sleeves are in the $30 to $60 range: less than the cost of a movie date. If you just want to bust a nut, one of these toys is a better investment than a night out with a woman you like or hiring a hooker (which is illegal in most states). 
3. Sex toys don't get STDs. You fuck a sex toy and you are practicing the closest thing to real safe sex that you can have. The worst disease you can get from a sex toy would be an allergic reaction, a rash from not using enough lubricant, or an urinary infection thanks to bad maintenance of the toy. Those are nothing compared to getting chlamydia, HPV, HIV, or HEP-C.  Even if you use another guy's sex toy (given that it is clean), you have less chances of getting a disease. Again, I'm talking here about casual sex or one-night stands. And by the way, I had NEVER used another guy's sex toy - I consider that gross and really unnecessary. But still that is safer than sharing a woman with another guy.
4. Sex toys don't get pregnant. Do I have to explain this one?
5. After sex with a toy, you don't have to witness post-coital crap. Maybe it is because my experiences with women, but after having sex with some of them, I had witnessed some post coital crap that had bothered me more than anything else in my life. From women who cried after sex, to ones that don't want to leave (or that don't want you to leave), to others who basically throw you out of the bed, without forgetting the one or two that after a fuck, are already imagining a life with you. Maybe I had a lot of crazy women in my life, but I had those (and other cases). Honestly, after sex the most I can tolerate is cuddling and talking - no crying, psychotic behavior, or psychoanalysis sessions. With sex toys, once I'm done, I clean up and can continue with my life. No guilt, no regrets, no bullshit to deal with.
6. Sex toys don't get jealous. I have an ottoman full of masturbation helpers - and they live together like good sisters. I have the variety I want without having problems. Try that with women...
7. Sex toys don't talk. I like the sound of a moaning woman, especially when I am the one making her moan, but that isn't what I am referring with this item. I'm referring to the talking women do about their lovers. If you think that women don't talk about their sexual partners, you are ready for a rude, very rude awakening. Women talk about their sexual partners in more explicit ways than men do. Women will talk with their "girlfriends" about the size of your penis, how you used it, where you fucked her, what condom you used, if you smelled, or if you needed one of the multiple magic pills available out there to help us perform. They will even talk about the quantity, quality, and flavor of your semen. If you had a stellar performance, great... but if the performance was bad, be prepared to be blackballed in that circle...

Now, as I wrote before, NOTHING can substitute a woman on my bed. But only when I am in a relationship with her. If there is no relationship, I prefer to fuck a rubber / silicone / elastomeric gel  vagina.