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Wednesday, February 22, 2012

The Rubber Pussy Project 3.0

Well, it is that time of the year when I review the rules of the Rubber Pussy Project and review its rules...

One of the things I realized in recent weeks is that usually I only need three sessions to make up an opinion about a toy. Damn, if the toy is good, I often know it during the first session! So... why am I still doing them five times? Because I am still following the RPP 2.0 rules!

So, once again, I am making some changes to the methodology for the Rubber Pussy Project. The review and scoring format is still the same, but now I will use each toy three times before writing a review. I have a new batch of toys - and I want to play with all!

Review Methodology

  • Each toy reviewed will be used for three times on a row before being evaluated. One of the times will be using the toy as a stroker, the other two will be hands-free sessions if possible.
  • Each one of the sessions must culminate in ejaculation.
  • If the toy fits the hole of any of the love dolls in the "harem", that doll will be used for the hands-free sessions. If the toy is too big / small, then the usual body pillow method used in the Original RPP will be used.
  • Sessions will last as much as they last. No minimum duration will be required.
  • I will be using different lubes for the RPP 3.0. (I have a bag full of lube samples I want to use.) The lube brand / type will be included in the review.
  • Like in previous versions of the Rubber Pussy Project, there will be a 12 hours period between sessions and a 24 hours period between toys.
  • Like in previous versions of the RPP, porn can be used during the review sessions. 
  • No additional toys such as prostate massagers, vibrators, or "cock rings"  will be used during reviewing sessions.
As always, I'll include some info on any "inspirational material" I use during sessions.

The new batch of toys to review include the following:
  1. Virgin Maria: Yukina Yotogi (JAP)
  2. Virgin Maria: Maria Okasagi  (JAP)
  3. Venus Clone masturbator (JAP)
  4. Venus Real masturbator (JAP)
  5. Venus Cross masturbator (JAP)
  6. Eros FJB (US)
  7. Paradise FJB (US)
  8. Delight FJB (US)
Of course, the list is going to grow in the following months, but these toys are already in my possession asking to be tested...

There will be a few things besides the reviews, but you guys will see them when they are ready.

Until later...

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

The RP Project

Last weekend, after giving proper maintenance to my sex toy collection, I decided to begin the RP Project - the Rubber Pussy Project. What the hell is that? A simple review of my collection, giving a rating to each one of the toys. To do that, I will follow some rules:
  1. I will use the same toy for 5 weekly sessions, trying it in two positions. The first position would be lying on my back while using my hands to manipulate the toy. The second position will be a hands-free operation using the body pillow method. Three of the sessions will be on my back, the other two will be hands-free.
  2. I will the same lubricant with each toy. The lubricant of choice is a homemade Xantham Gum mix of 1/2 teaspoon of XG diluted in 8 ounces of water.
  3. Every toy will began the session with the same quantity of lubricant. Additional lubricant will be added as needed.
  4. Each session must last at least 20 minutes from the beginning of using the toy until orgasm. Edging is allowed and will be noted in the review.
  5. I can use visual stimulation during the session as desired. 
  6. Sessions can only include 1 toy at a time.
  7. There must be a rest period of 12 hours between sessions. No "sloppy seconds" will be allowed.
  8. There will be a rest period of a minimum of 24 hours between toys.
  9. There will be a 24 hours rest period after having regular sex.
The toys will be evaluated in a 5 point scale in the following categories:
  • Intensity - How intense are the feelings on my penis while entering and using the toy.
  • Tightness - How tight or loose the toy is after being penetrated
  • Likeness - How close to real sex it feels
  • Versatility - How good is the toy to be used in the two positions 
  • Lubricant use - how much lubricant the toy uses. (To be fair, I am going to begin each session applying the same quantity to each toy).
  • Use - How easy is to setup, hold, and use the toy in each of the positions. Weight, form factor, and size will influence in this category.
  • Hygiene - how easy is to clean each toy after use
  • Drying - How fast the toy dries after use (No one likes to have a sex toy visible to visits, right?)
  • Maintenance - How easy is to keep the toy in good shape for use
  • Tear and wear - How the toy wears after regular use.
This gives a maximum score of 50 points. Any score above 40 points will be considered a good toy and a score of 45 or more will be considered an excellent investment.

The toys I will be evaluating for the RPP are the following (in order of testing):
  1. Lotus Lager Sex In A Can (US)
  2. Lupe Fuentes Mini Lotus FLG (US)
  3. Jesse Jane Gauntlet FLG (US)
  4. Teagan Presley Love Humps FLG (US)
  5. Stamina Training Unit FL (US)
  6. Katsumi Lotus Garden FLG (US)
  7. Tenga Flip Hole Black (JAP)
  8. Ultra Tight  (Butt) FL (US)
  9. Jenna Haze Maze FLG (US)
  10. Super Mini Meiki Chinatsu (JAP)
  11. Spread Eagle SIAC (US)
  12. Jenna Haze Forbidden FLG (US)
  13. Super Mini Meiki kotone (JAP)
  14. Riley Steele Nipple Alley FLG (US)
  15. Vortex FL (US)
  16. O' Doyles Stout SIAC (US)
  17. Tenga Flip Hole White (JAP)
  18. Ultra Tight Ice FL (US)
  19. Wonder Wave FL (US)
  20. Abbey's Secret SIAC (US)
  21. Clone Meiki Meguru Kosaka (JAP)
  22. Succu Dry SIAC (US)
  23. Super Ribbed FL Butt (US)
  24. Sukit SIAC (US)
  25. Stoya Destroya FLG (US)
  26. Meiki Zhang Xiao Yu (JAP)
Here are some photos of the toys to be tested:
Fleshlight Collection to review


Those are my Fleshlights and SIAC collection. The ones with pink cases are the Fleshlight Girls collection (FLG), black cases are vaginal Fleshlights (FL), and the gray colored cases are the Fleshlight Butts. the smaller ones at the bottom are the Sex-In-A-Can or SIACs.

This other photo shows the Japanese sex toys on collection:
Japanese Toys


If there is any new toy added, it will be reviewed after the Meiki ZXY.

Damn, there is a lot of masturbation to do, so lets get started!