RPP 3.5: Fleshlight's Punk (Joanna Angel's Butt) (RPP #112)

Review

I already reviewed Joanna Angel's FLG pussy with the Misfit texture - now it is the turn to check her ass... well, her Fleshlight ass.

Joanna Angel's butt toy has another recycled texture from the Fleshjack roster. This time, the Punk debuted earlier as the Charmer texture on the FJB lineup, but Joanna's butt is the only one in this texture if you can't deal with the idea of using a toy molded from a guy's ass.

Back to Joanna, the Punk texture is a good one. A ribbed canal with varying diameters, the texture makes sure that you will get stimulation no matter your length or your thickness. The ribs are not too aggressive, allowing for control over your session. Because the texture is a simple one, it is perfect to "play" with different types of lube and suction levels.

What do I mean with "playing"? Easy... Use a thick lube and close the case cap completely and the texture will feel almost smooth. Use a thinner lube and you will feel the ridges and the variations taking you to heaven. Want a real punk three-chord experience? Use a thin lube and remove the end cap and you will experience all the raw power of the ribs. 

Personally, I like longer sessions, so I used the Punk with a very slick lube (Lube Company Masturbator) with the end cap completely closed. It felt nice and close to real, making me explode hard and long.

She can punk me anytime...

As always, cleaning is easy with Fleshlights - just let water run through it and dry properly before storing.

Verdict: The Punk is a good toy to have in your collection. The texture allows for different sensations depending on the lubricant used and the degree of suction offered by the end cap. The texture is also available in the Fleshjack Boys line as the Charmer.

RPP Score:

Feedback: 5/5
Orgasm Buildup: 4/5
Realism: 4/5
Durability: 5/5
Value: 5/5

Total Score: 23/25

My Favorite Porn Stars

Like every man in History, I like pornography. Sex toys had been around forever - there are primitive sex dolls and dildos found in Europe that are 30,000 years old - and porn had been its faithful partner since then. Images and carvings in stone resembling dicks and pussies had been found in caves used by our "great-times-23" grandparents about 40,000 years ago.

Fast forward a few thousand years and now we have plenty of porn available. Thanks to high-speed Internet access, now I can watch all the porn I want! The thing is that there are a few porn stars that I now recognize because their scenes always make my hand reach down to greet my Little Friend and choke him until he pukes. Who are those ladies? Let me tell you...

Raylene
I discovered this MILF by accident after she had retired and made a comeback to porn. She is on her late 30's now and her looks, her perfect melons and a body that seems designed to be banged hard for hours are simply awesome.






Melanie Rios
What can I say? Petite, Colombian, a beautiful next door face, vicious cocksucker in a 5'3" frame... and thousands of free scenes on the tubes. Perfect!

Jynx Maze
Half Peruvian, expert cock sucker and owner of one of the best asses in the business. That's all I need!

Alexis Texas
A white woman with an ass?! Of course... she's part Puerto Rican! Alexis has the perfect body for porn and she had been using it to our pleasure...

Kristina Rose
Great ass, small tits, petite, and total slut. Add a cute face, a funny personality, and a willingness to do everything on the book. She is one of the most enthusiastic girls in porn, seeming to enjoy the often rough gangbangs she suffers on camera. Did I mention she has a great (and big) ass?

Asa Akira
Asian, hip, and a woman that is willing to do almost everything in her movies. Watch her movie "Asa Akira is Insatiable" and tell me how many nuts you bust during the movie!

Sasha Grey
Yes, she retired from porn a few years ago, but the legacy she left in hardcore film is eternal. Sasha is a multi-talented young woman (she's 25) and the scenes she made in about 5 years in the business are unique. Some are brutal, other have the mark of a extremely creative woman, but all make me hard as steel.

Maria Ozawa
Maybe the only JAV star that I can recognize on the spot. Beautiful face, great body, and wacky Japanese porn make a great combination. My favorite is her turn as "news reporter" in a bukkake news clip.






Well, there they are, my favorite porn stars! Now if you excuse me, I need to honor my name and greet my little friend again in the name of these ladies!

RPP 3.5: Bad Dragon's "Mary the Anthro Mare" (RPP #111)

As you know, I had fucked all types of rubber pussies and assholes - human, alien, anime - but none was inspired in animals. The idea of fucking an animal is something that had never crossed my mind, even when I know a few guys from the countryside that had described their "love" to different farm and domestic animals.

I'd hit that ass any time... and I don't like blondes!

Even when real animals had never attracted me, anthropomorphic animals like the ones we see in cartoons are a different story. I still remember the frequent masturbatory sessions dedicated to Cheetara (Thundercats) and Gadget (Rescue Rangers) in my teens. Fast forward to the Internet in 2008, and I discover that I was not the only one finding these characters "sexy".  Just look on the Web and you will find thousands of "fan art" with Rule 34 interpretations of ANY cartoon character ever drawn... Just search "My Little Pony" and you will be surprised with some of the findings...

This is Bad-Dragon's Mary... (www.bad-dragon.com)

Of course, some would love to take this desire to the next step, fucking the character. Well, the guys at Bad Dragon help these folks to achieve it. If you are a furry or a fantasy fan, you know them. If you don't know them, Bad Dragon specializes in sex toys inspired in fantasy creatures with human characteristics - horses, dogs, foxes, and of course, an assortment of dragons. Most of their toys are insertable toys (dildos), but they have a smaller (but growing) selection of pussies and assholes with realistic interpretations of different anthro characters. This post is about Mary, their toy inspired in a mare.

Review

If you don't want to read, watch the video review that follows:

The first thing you will notice about the BD Mary is its size - this thing is HUGE! It is not too long (about 7 inches), but the fascia (orifice) is the biggest of any toy in my collection, measuring 6 inches tall and 4 inches wide. By comparison, a full size Fleshlight has a fascia of 3 inches wide.

The second thing you will notice is the nice details of the orifice design. Being a city guy, I had never seen a mare's pussy, but the design of the BD Mary is attractive and inviting - at least is more attractive than the generic Fleshlight pussy.

The interior of the toy is textured with an organic ribbed design, which many will find too soft, even boring. The reality is that after a couple of uses, the material feels more and more realistic, allowing you to enjoy long sessions with explosive orgasms. My orgasms with the Mary were strong and toe-curling due to the build up and the increased sensations from the tight entrance and the ribbed texture.
Cleaning is very easy, thanks to its open-ended design.

Mary's interior texture (www.bad-dragon.com)

Now, another thing you will notice about the BD Mary (and their other toys) is the price. BD toys are expensive - Mary has a tag of $130. That's a lot to pay for a fake pussy modeled after an animal, but the price is justified. How? Let me give you three reasons:

1. BD toys are made of silicone. Silicone is currently the best material for sex toys in the market. It is non-porous, so it does not keep too much moisture and can be sanitized following proven disinfection protocols from the CDC / OSHA / NIOSH. Although it is a great material, silicone is VERY EXPENSIVE - a pint of molding silicone cost around $40 per pint - so in a toy like Mary you easily have $60 just in silicone rubber.  
2. BD toys allow for color customization. When you buy toys from Bad Dragon, each toy has a selection of colors that you can specify without additional charge. They even allow you to specify a custom color combination for a few extra dollars.
3. These things are unique. Lets be honest, if you are a  fantasy freak there is no other place for you to find a toy inspired by dragons, werewolves, and other anthropomorphic animals. That by itself is reason enough for most customers.

Did I pay $130? OF COURSE NOT! Bad Dragon has a flops section where they sell toys with cosmetic defects - an air bubble, wrong colors, wrong firmness level - at lower prices. The prices will vary between $70 and $100 depending on the defect, making the toy a lot more accessible. You will not be able to pick a custom color, but for many of us, that does not matter.

Soon, my pussycat, soon...

Verdict: The Bad Dragon's Mary is a toy designed for a niche market. It is a well made toy, with lots of organic details and made with quality materials that justify its high cost. If you are not willing to pay the high cost of a custom toy, you always have the option of buying "defective" versions at discounted prices.

RPP Score:
Feedback: 4 / 5
Orgasm Buildup: 5 / 5
Realism: 3 / 5
Durability: 5 / 5
Value: 4 / 5

Total Score: 21 / 25

BTW, sorry for fucking your wife...

RPP 3.5: Premium Bitch Kurea (a.k.a. Premium Bitch Claire) (RPP #110)

Continuing with my search of good toys that are affordable, I found the Premium Bitch Series from NPG - the same company that brought you the Meiki Proof series. The Premium Bitch comes in three versions based on Tokyo gyaru girls- girls wearing very decorated nails, bleached hair, and heavy, dramatic makeup (just imagine Bronx Latinas with bleached hair and you have the image of a gyaru).

Angelique "La Burbu" Burgos - a Puerto Rican gyaru...

This series of masturbators have a few interesting things. First, they are pretty affordable with prices around the US $20. Second, their material is very similar to the Meiki material, with realistic internal textures. Those two points would be enough for me to buy the toy, but they add an additional fantasy item: Each one of the Premium Bitches toy includes a panty "reflecting the personality of the model". Count me in to play with a soft, realistic masturbator that also includes a panty!

The version I am reviewing today is the Kurea (or Claire) version, based on "a slutty gyaru from Shibuya". Personally, I don't care if the toy is inspired on the Loch Ness Monster, but if the toy is good. And I have to say that Kurea is good... really good!

As said, the toy is made by NPG and its quality is evident as soon you take the toy from its package. The material feels soft and elastic, the entrance is realistic, and the texture feels inviting. NPG did not limit the fantasy and added a random panty / thong and a relatively big bottle of lube. The toy itself is small, being about 4.5 inches long, but the material is elastic enough to fit most average penises.

The texture of the tunnel is a combination of organic bumps and ridges, feeling extremely natural. Used as an insert for dolls like the Love Venus R, Meiki Plush Doll, or a Teddy Babe, the Kurea feels close to the real thing. 

Cleaning is as usual with closed masturbators - rinse with water, squeeze to remove most fluids, use you finger to check how clean is the toy inside. 


Verdict: For around $20, you get a quality masturbator that can be used in most popular sex dolls and a sexy panty or thong to top the fantasy. It is an excellent toy for both beginners and experienced users. 

RPP Score:
Feedback: 5 / 5
Orgasm Buildup: 5 / 5
Realism: 5 / 5
Durability: 4 / 5
Value: 5 / 5

Total Score: 24 / 25

RPP 3.5: Vulcan WET Vagina (RPP #109)

I have already written about the Vulcan RIPE Vagina, which surprised me with how good it felt for a toy with a price below $20. Today is the turn for another product from the economy Vulcan series: The WET Vagina.

The Ripe surprised me - and the Wet was even even better! The Wet has the same inner texture that the Vulcan Ripe - ribbed interior with bumps - but the material on the Wet is softer than the one used on the Ripe. This additional softness makes the Wet feel more natural and even better for those lazy Sunday morning sessions.

Like the Ripe, the Vulcan Wet is easy to clean - just flush under running water and use some antibacterial soap to clean.

Verdict: The Vulcan Wet Vagina is a cheap toy that is much, much better than expected. For what you expect to pay for a disposable toy, you get a reusable sleeve that feels good and is easy to hide. Good toy for a beginner or any user on a tight budget.

RPP Score:

Feedback: 4 / 5
Orgasm Buildup: 5 / 5
Realism: 4 / 5
Durability: 4 / 5
Value: 5 / 5

Total Score: 22 / 25

RPP 3.5: Fleshlight Misfit / Scorpio (RPP #108)

One of the latest Fleshlight Girls is no other than Joanna Angel - the muti-talented alternative porn star that performs, directs movies, and even writes articles in both online and print magazines. After some complaining from the Fleshlight community because she was only available with the Lotus texture, Fleshlight decided to "recycle" Fleshjack textures and rechristened the "Scorpio" texture as the Misfit to calm the masses. Was that a good move from ILF? Lets go to the review!

Review
From first looks, the Misfit / Scorpio texture seems to be a medium intensity texture. It has some microribs at the entrance, followed by a thick band, some bumps, a short ribbed section, and an array of triangular "teeth". Because most of these textures cover  short sections of the tunnel, the variety should keep you interested until you reach the triangular teeth, which is the largest section.

In use, the  Misfit is not too intense, but I compare it to the Twista because it feels really, really good, keeping you on the edge for as much time as you want. The sensations are not overwhelming and in a weird way, the Misfit massages your penis until you cannot hold anymore. The orgasms I have experienced with this texture had been toe-curling and extremely satisfying!

As always, cleaning the Fleshlight is extremely easy.

Verdict: The Misfit / Scorpio texture is a "feel-good" texture. It has enough stimulation to make most users happy and gives good control to those of us who love slow, long sessions.

RPP Score:

Feedback: 4 / 5
Orgasm Buildup: 4 / 5
Realism: 3 / 5
Durability: 5 / 5
Value: 5 / 5

Total Score: 21 / 25

And, just for fun... a picture of Ms. Angel!

RPP 3.5: Mood Pleaser Thin Review (RPP #107)

So for the first review of 2014, I am going to share my opinion of the Mood Pleaser Thin from Doc Johnson. I have already used the Beads and the Zig Zag models and I liked both, so what can we say about the Thin? Let's go to the review!

Review
Like the other Mood Pleaser models, the Thin is a small and compact stroker toy that is available at most sellers for less than $15. Made in blue UR3 material, it has the characteristic fruity smell of that material - a smell that disappears after a few days.

Unlike the other toys in this series, the Thin has a totally smooth canal. This toy depends on its tightness to excite you and keep you interested... and it fails... miserably.

I like tight toys, but because the UR3 material is not too elastic, the tight canal feels more like a prison than something exciting. The canal is wider than the Ultra Tight texture from Fleshlight, but the Fleshlight material is elastic and engulfs your penis. UR3 just chokes you, turning the toy into a boring, annoying stroker. Using it as an insert in a doll is even worse because dolls tend to tighten the masturbator. At least, it is easy to clean because it is an open ended toy. A low point from a series that I had enjoyed so far...


Verdict: The Mood Pleaser Thin is an interesting idea using the wrong material. Because of the firmness of the UR3 material, the Thin's smooth canal is uncomfortable and boring to use. Even an average girth penis like mine felt too pressed inside this toy.  

RPP Score:

Feedback: 2 / 5
Orgasm Buildup: 3 / 5
Realism: 2 / 5
Durability: 4 / 5
Value: 3 / 5

Total Score: 14 / 25