RPP 3.5: Black Jacker Pleaser (RPP #117)

If there were any awards for unimaginative product design in the sex toy industry, then the NS Novelties Black Jacker Pleaser  would have won all of them. This is maybe one of the most boring looking toys in the market - all black, with a minimalist pussy / mouth orifice design, and just a few contours on the outside. It looks like an industrial equipment rather than a masturbation toy.

If you only go by looks, then you will be missing a decent toy that although plain and ugly as fuck, has a couple of innovations in the American toy arena... Let go to the review to tell you more!

Review

As said before, the Jacker Pleaser Stroker has a plain and boring design that added to its color, simply makes it an unattractive toy to buy. But when you read the description of the toy, you get an idea of the genius behind this toy. The Jackers are a dual density toy - the parts in contact with your penis are made of a soft TPR while the part where you hold the toy with your hand has a firmer consistency, allowing you to have an excellent grip of the toy while stroking, but also giving you (or your partner) the option of pressing the toy to make it feel tighter. With its design, you get the best of two worlds: good grip while stroking plus total control over the tightness of the canal where you are inserting your little friend.

Now, the interior of the toy is pretty common - a series of ribs to stimulate your penis and a couple of choke points to get you on overdrive. The Jacker is an open-ended design, so do not expect a lot of suction, but depending on the lube, the tunnel design can feel extremely realistic. Use a gel lube, and the Jacker will feel like a real pussy - soft, wet and inviting. Use a thinner lube and the Jacker turns a little bit aggressive, making you cum fast and hard after a few minutes. The material becomes very slippery as soon as you lube it, so don't use too much lube or you will have a mess!

Although it is a good toy, it has a few flaws beside its plain design. First, you need to be totally erect to use this toy. If you are half mast, you won't be able to enter the tunnel. Second, it has a low chemical odor when you remove it from the package, so be sure to wash thoroughly before using. The odor fades away soon enough, but it could be annoying to some people.

Cleaning the toy is easy thanks to its open design. Flush with running faucet water, let dry in an open area, and you can return it to its package. Turning the toy inside out is not recommended due to the harder outer material.

Verdict
The Jacker Pleaser is a decent toy to add to your collection. If you are looking for a compact toy that feels good and it is below the $50 mark, then you should try it.

RPP Score: 

Feedback: 4 / 5
Orgasm Buildup: 4 / 5
Realism: 4 / 5
Durability: 5 / 5
Value: 5 / 5

Total Score: 22 / 25

Buy your "Jacker Pleaser" HERE!

RPP 3.5: Girl Next Door (G.N.D.) Masturbator (RPP #116)

One of the big issues I have with American made toys is how simple their textures are compared to Japanese toys. Well, California Exotics apparently got tired of hearing those complaints and decided to make a realistic toy that is affordable.

Gentlemen, let me introduce you the Girl Next Door (GND).

Review

With a price in the mid $20's, the GND is an affordable toy. It is relatively small, measuring about 5 inches long by 1.5 inches wide, so you expect yet another poor attempt of American companies at value toys. Well, you will be surprised!

The GND is small, but everything related to this toy except the package screams Japanese toy! First, the material is very soft and elastic, the orifice looks realistic enough for a sub $30 toy, and the outside had been designed to allow an easy grip on the toy. Like its Japanese cousins, the GND has a texture full of random nubs that give a sensation much closer to the real thing that the ribs usually used in most American toys.

When playing with the GND, you will feel the texture that is subtle at first, but soon you will find fucking it faster and faster. If you use the GND as an insert for a doll, the GND will feel real and will allow you for control... You cum when ready and no earlier than that.

Now, the toy has a few issues. First, if you use it as a stroker, be ready for the stickiness of the material, which for me was a drawback. Second, the entrance orifice is small, so be sure to be fully erected before nailing this toy. Also, a small orifice means that the orifice will tear sooner or later. My GND did not tear during testing, but I expect them to happen soon.

Cleaning is relatively easy because the GND is an open ended toy - meaning you don't have to turn it inside out to clean.

Verdict: The Girl Next Door is a good starter toy for those looking for more realistic sensations at a low price. The texture feels fine for a $30 toy, and because it fits in most sex dolls in the market,  using it as an insert is highly recommended.

RPP Score:

Feedback: 4/5
Orgasm Buildup: 4/5
Realism: 4/5
Durability: 3/5
Value: 4/5

Total Score: 19 / 25

Buy your "Girl Next Door" HERE!

RPP 3.5: Mood Pleaser Thin Review (RPP #107)

So for the first review of 2014, I am going to share my opinion of the Mood Pleaser Thin from Doc Johnson. I have already used the Beads and the Zig Zag models and I liked both, so what can we say about the Thin? Let's go to the review!

Review
Like the other Mood Pleaser models, the Thin is a small and compact stroker toy that is available at most sellers for less than $15. Made in blue UR3 material, it has the characteristic fruity smell of that material - a smell that disappears after a few days.

Unlike the other toys in this series, the Thin has a totally smooth canal. This toy depends on its tightness to excite you and keep you interested... and it fails... miserably.

I like tight toys, but because the UR3 material is not too elastic, the tight canal feels more like a prison than something exciting. The canal is wider than the Ultra Tight texture from Fleshlight, but the Fleshlight material is elastic and engulfs your penis. UR3 just chokes you, turning the toy into a boring, annoying stroker. Using it as an insert in a doll is even worse because dolls tend to tighten the masturbator. At least, it is easy to clean because it is an open ended toy. A low point from a series that I had enjoyed so far...


Verdict: The Mood Pleaser Thin is an interesting idea using the wrong material. Because of the firmness of the UR3 material, the Thin's smooth canal is uncomfortable and boring to use. Even an average girth penis like mine felt too pressed inside this toy.  

RPP Score:

Feedback: 2 / 5
Orgasm Buildup: 3 / 5
Realism: 2 / 5
Durability: 4 / 5
Value: 3 / 5

Total Score: 14 / 25

RPP 3.0 #44: Doc Johnson's Palm Pal Pussy (RPP #97)

As I wrote on the Mood Pleaser Beads review, sometimes I buy cheap toys to change the sensations - and when they are sold even cheaper, I cannot resist the urge to buy a few. Together with the Mood Pleaser Collection, I also bought a few of the classic Palm Pal Pussy masturbators. Believe it or not, I had never used of these Palm Pals because unlike most people, I began my collection with high end toys. But I had read enough about these cheap collection of simple but effective toys and finding them at less than half their price, I bought a few. After all, the Palm Pals are classic toys...

General Description

The Palm Pal is basically a small toy. About 5 inches long and 1.5 inches on its widest part, it fits nicely on the palm of your hand. The entrance orifice is small - 0.25 inches in diameter - and the tunnel is basically the same diameter. Its texture is a simple and mild ribbed section almost at the middle of the toy.

The entrance of the Palm Pal is pretty realistic, although the labia is in a reduced scale.   Like many of the toys from Doc Johnson, it is made of UR3 with its characteristic sweet smell. 

Review

As I had written before, I am not a fan  of UR3 toys. The Palm Pal feels as expected

The Classic Palm Pal Pussy

when touched - just like a very lean and muscular leg. Unlike other UR3 toys, the smell of the Palm Pal is not that strong and after a few uses it is almost unnoticeable. 

The Palm Pal is a simple toy. The texture is mild and simple ribs, but it feels pretty natural. It is a tight toy, so you must LUBE this thing like no tomorrow. If you don't lube it enough, the tightness can be too much for many.

Although the Palm Pal is designed to a stroker, it can be used as an insert in dolls. The feeling is realistic, so as an insert it is a good simulator of the real thing. Of course, if you have a wider penis than the average, you can expect the toy to be too tight for you. I would not recommend the Palm Pal for guys with a penis longer than 6 inches or wider than 1.25 inches in diameter because the toy will be too small for you to enjoy.

Cleaning is pretty easy thanks to the Palm Pal's open ended design. Cleaning is as easy as flushing with running water and then allowing it to air dry.  

Score:
Immediate Feedback: 4/5
Orgasm Buildup: 4/5
Realism:4/5
Tightness: 5/5   
Tear and Wear: 5/5 
Hygiene: 5/5 
Maintenance: 5/5 
Use: 3/5 

Value: High
Preference: High

Total score:  35 / 40


Verdict:
The Palm Pal is a classic toy and is easy to understand why. For $15, you get a durable toy that feels realistic, is easy to clean, and is available almost everywhere. It can be too small for some users, but it is a perfect toy for beginners or for guys who like it tight. 

FYI:
I used the new Slick Specialist lube for my sessions with the Palm Pal. The Love Venus R doll assisted for the hands-free sessions. 

Next Stop: ?

RPP 3.0 #38: Tsubomi Masturbator (RPP #90)

Apparently, flat masturbators are all the rage in Japan. Months ago, I reviewed the Sakura Camel Toe masturbator and today, I review a masturbator that looks very similar: The Tubomi. They look alike, but the question is: Is the Tubomi a good toy? Lets go to the review and see...

General Description

The Tubomi is another toy in the style of "young girls". In fact the word "tubomi" means "blooming" in Japanese, so the idea behind this masturbator is a young girl who just became a woman.
The illustration on the box can be controversial for us in the West - the anime girl in the box looks extremely young - but have in mind that in Japan, the age of consent for sexual intercourse could be as low as 13 years old.

Forgetting the illustration, the toy has a nice look. With a camel toe pussy, a detailed sculpt of the torso (including a belly button), and a flat back, this toy looks like a slightly larger version of the Sakura Camel Toe masturbator. Well, looks can deceive. The Tubomi is a fully functional masturbator. Unlike the Sakura, Tubomi has a double layer construction and an entrance and a tunnel made for an average-sized penis. In addition, the texture in the Tubomi's tunnel is more life-like and pronounced, giving the hint of a better experience.

Review
Penetrating the Tubomi feels like it should - not too tight, but the material grips your penis and visually, seeing the torso bulging to the penetration is one of those cool experiences you want to have with a toy. The texture is realistic and keeps you on the edge - once you are able to find a comfortable position to use this toy.

That was my only issue with this toy. Its shape and weight make it difficult to use as a handheld toy, and forget about using it as an insert. The Tubomi is designed to be used as a table-top toy. Its  flat back is perfect to grip the surface of a table, bed, or one of those cute anime-printed love pillows. If you can masturbate by replicating the missionary position or standing in front of your bed or dining table, this is a toy for you! Personally, it is not the position I like to masturbate, so the toy was a difficult one for me to fully enjoy.

Still, when I was able to find a good setup, the Tubomi gave me really good orgasms. It kept me on the edge for minutes during each session and I had to really fuck this toy to  earn my reward: intense, knee jerking orgasms.

Be aware that if you have a thick or long penis, you can easily break the toy, either at the entry point or by popping through the back.

Score:  

Immediate Feedback: 5/5
Orgasm Buildup: 4/5
Realism:5/5
Tightness: 4/5   
Tear and Wear: 5/5 
Hygiene: 4/5 
Maintenance: 5/5 
Use: 3/5 

Value: Medium-High
Preference: Medium

Total score:  35 / 40

Verdict:

The Tubomi is an interesting toy. It has a good, realistic texture and it is more durable than expected. The score suffered due to my personal preference of use - the toy is best used by simulating the missionary position or by standing in front of a table or the bed. Those positions are not my favorite, so I could not fully enjoy the Tubomi.

FYI:
I used Silky Lube as the lubricant for my sessions with little Tubomi. Thin lubes go well with the realistic but intense texture of this toy...

Next Stop: Revel FleshJack..

RPP 3.0 #17: Lilith Uterus (RPP #69)

General Description

The Lilith Uterus has a tunnel texture similar to the Venus Real - an ultra realistic, low stimulation texture with lots of organic creases and nubs. The end of the tunnel is a dotted uterus, complete with a cervix, which can be used for additional suction or additional stimulation, depending on how deep you go inside the masturbator. For this review, I got the Uterus in the soft firmness, so the stimulation felt even more delicate.

Lilith Uterus cross section (QueenCatAdultToys)

Review

The Venus Real made me fucking it twice in a row before I felt spent, so I was pumped up when I got the Lilith Uterus. The texture is a low stimulation one, meaning your sessions will be longer than the usual 20 minutes (also meaning the orgasms could be on the epic scale). To increase my session time, I picked the soft firmness, so the tunnel was even more delicate than usual. I have to say I made a good choice...

As you can see on the picture, this masturbator's texture is a low intensity design, so you just need a little bit of lube to enjoy it. It is extremely soft - it basically caress your penis while you fuck it - but it keeps you interested with its tightness. The tunnel has different widths with random bumps, and that it ore than enough to keep me hard. Unlike other toys with a cervix, the Uterus' cervix did not "popped" every time my penis went through it. Maybe it was due to the softness of the material, but I enjoyed the sensation of a ring around my penis head without the hard popping.

The Uterus is an orgasm builder - you will hump this toy for so long that you can feel the penis expanding just before your climax. Orgasms with this masturbator were strong and more than satisfactory.

Cleaning the Uterus will require you to turn it inside out due to the cervix. If you do not turn the toy inside out, you risk for water to stay trapped on the uterus area - a common issue with toys including a cervical node on their tunnel design. The good thing is that the Lillith series is a strong toy and the Uterus does not suffer fro regular handling. Just be careful when turning the toy inside out to avoid unnecessary rips.

Score:

Immediate Feedback: 4/5
Orgasm Buildup: 5/5
Realism: 5/5
Tightness: 4/5 
Tear and Wear: 5/5 
Hygiene: 4/5 
Maintenance: 5/5 
Use: 5/5 

Value: High
Preference: High

Total score:  37 / 40

Verdict:

The Lilith Uterus is fun to use and it is a great addition to your collection - if you like realistic masturbators. The Uterus is aimed at users looking for a soft, long session, so intensity freaks should stay away from the Uterus. Perfect for lazy morning sessions. A must have for $35.

FYI:

For this review, I used Fleshlube Water as the lubricant and the Love Venus R for the hands-free sessions.

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RPP 3.0 #10: Fleshlight Freaks: Zombie (RPP #62)

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RPP 3.0 #3: Venus Cross (RPP #55)

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RPP 3.0 #2 - Virgin Maria "Maria Okazaki" (RPP #54)

Since I got the other masturbator in the series, lets review today the other one in the series - the "Maria Okazaki"

General Description

The Maria Okazaki ("Maria" from now on) is a moderate size masturbator done in Japan by MODE-design and sold in the US by QueenCat Adult Toys. On the outside, it looks exactly like its sister "Yukina". The only difference is the color and the firmness of the material. Unlike the "Yukina", the "Maria" is made of a single firmness - in fact, the same one from the second part of the "Yukina". Besides being of a single firmness, the other difference is the internal design of the canal.

Review

Like the Yukina, the Maria has a canal divided in three sections:

The Maria Okazaki texture (photo: QueenCat Adult Toys.com)

• Section 1: Like the Yukina, the entrance hole has  a ridiculously small diameter. This hole will be ripped open by any average penis. The material is slightly harder than the Yukina, but still the material is stretchy enough for you to enter comfortably, feeling the material applying pressure on your penis.
• Section 2: This section has an organic design with twisted ribs and fleshy mounds trying to replicate the internal structures of a vagina.
• Section 3: This last section is a narrowing tunnel with organic texture. This section grips your penis and as an added bonus, it creates suction on the outside stroke.

Maria also behaves like a virgin woman, even more than Yukina. Because of the firmer material, entering the tiny Maria hole is more difficult if you are not at full mast. Also, it requires a thin lube for you to feel the subtle texture of the walls - a thicker lube increases the suction, but decreases the sensations from the texture. The other thing is that Maria is going to get ripped - badly. My Maria got her pussy lips completely ripped on our first date and on the second, the rip increased by a quarter of an inch. Once the rip was wide - about 1.5 inches long - it stops ripping, even after some heavy pounding during the third session.

Sessions with the Maria were good, but not as good as with the Yukina. Orgasm buildup takes time because of the more subtle textures of the interior tunnel , especially if you use a thick lube. The orgasm is satisfactory, but it is nothing out of the extraordinary.

Cleaning is not too difficult for a closed end toy. It requires some fingering and running water to clean property, but after a few minutes, Ms. Okozaki was clean and ready for another round.

Score:  

Immediate Feedback: 4/5
Orgasm Buildup: 4/5
Realism: 4/5
Tightness: 4/5   
Tear and Wear: 3/5 
Hygiene: 4/5 
Maintenance: 4/5 
Use: 4/5 

Value: Medium
Preference: Medium

Total score:  31 / 40

Verdict:

The Virgin Maria "Maria Okazaki" is an average masturbator. The toy has a good material and a nice texture, but the rip at the entrance reduced the enjoyability of this sleeve.

FYI:
I used the Honey Lotion and Gun Oil H2O as lubricants during these sessions. No porn was used during this review.

Next Stop: Venus Cross.

RPP 2.0 #23: The Succubus Series - Bumpy Road (RPP #51)

Continuing my enchantment by the mythical Succubus, this week I used the Bumpy Roads model. This masturbator reminded me of the old favorite STU Fleshlight due to its big rounded bumps. Is it that good? Lets see...

Succubus Bumpy Road inner texture (Photo: www.masturbator101.com)

Review

I ordered the Bumpy Road in its "Regular" firmness. Just like I established on the review for the 2D Wavy Ripple, the Succubus' Regular firmness is very similar to the one you find on the classic Fleshlights. Like its sisters, the Bumpy Road is very stretchy and flexible, odorless, and fine to the touch.

Unlike the reviewed Succubi, the canal of the Bumpy Road is straight and wider. Since the entrance is wider than in the other Succubi, it is easier to "finger" the toy. The bumps are easily noticeable and inviting, so you can imagine the next step... trying the masturbator with my penis!

Comparing this masturbator to the STU is unfair - the Succubus' bumps are softer than the STU's bumps, so the stimulation is more gradual. Even with softer bumps, the Bumpy Road provides immediate feedback and a constant stimulation that drives you to the edge of orgasm and keeps you there for a while. My sessions with this toy felt longer than the ones I have with similar toys, but when I checked the clock, none of them lasted more than 45 minutes. This Succubus has the power of warping time! (Ha, Ha, Ha!). The orgasm buildup with the Bumpy Road is slow, but when it reaches you, the orgasm is intense and fulfilling.

Just like the other Succubus, the Bumpy Road works well as a handheld stroker, but feels better during hands-free sessions. It fits easily into most of my dolls' vaginal orifices, so I can enjoy the experience with different "bodies". I really enjoyed it while using "Rosa", my C18 Candy (Body 4).

As with most closed end toys, cleaning can be an issue, requiring to turn the sleeve inside out (something I don't like to do), or inserting a towel inside the canal to speed the drying and avoid mold inside the toy. The Succubus material ("Succubus Skin") is flexible enough to turn the masturbator inside out without problem, so cleaning and drying is easy if you prefer that method. Maintenance is pretty easy, requiring a light starching / powdering for the toy to keep its softness to the touch.

Verdict:

If you want a budget masturbator for "edging" (building up your orgasm to  almost ejaculation), the Succubus Bumpy Road is your choice. It is a great addition to any sex toy collection!

Score:  

Immediate Feedback: 5/5
Orgasm Buildup: 5/5
Realism: 3/5
Tightness: 4/5   
Tear and Wear: 5/5 
Hygiene: 4/5 
Maintenance: 5/5 
Use: 5/5 

Value: High
Preference: High

Total score:  36 / 40

FYI: I watched a collection of casting videos from the legendary Pierre Woodman. Any bald, fat, hairy guy in his late 40s that has so much hot young pussy is my hero!

Next stop: The Succubus Standard Ripple

RPP 2.0 #22: The Succubus Series - Dots (RPP #50)

So, after being seduced by the Succubus 2D, I experienced another one of the variety: The Succubus Dots.



In terms of size and external appearance, the Dots looks exactly like the 2D, but don't be fooled - the Dots is a completely different animal... and a good one to deal with!

Let review this variation of the Succubus... (or I should say succubi?).

Review

Just like the Succubus 2D, the Succubus Dots looks like another cheap masturbation sleeve in the below $30 range. The main difference is the color (a lighter pink than the 2D in the "regular" firmness) and of course the material. I ordered the Succubus Dots in the soft firmness and to my surprise it felt as soft as the most expensive meikis. Remember - this is a $30 toy, and meikis start at $70! Just like the 2D, the Dots is extremely stretchy, almost odorless,  and the material feels fine to the touch.

The canal is just like the one in the 2D - very tight with a series of slight curves. In this case, the texture is a series of small dots covering all the interior of the canal. To the finger, they are almost non-existent, but pouring a few drops of lube on my finger woke them up. This lady was asking for something "bigger", so I proceeded.

I have to admit my hopes were high after my experience with the 2D and the Dots surpassed my expectations. The softer material felt like butter around my penis, hugging it all around with the mini-dots. During the first few minutes I could only feel the tightness of the canal, but a few trusts later, the dots said hello taking me to the heavens. The softer material and the subtle texture make my Succubus Dots to be a low-intensity sleeve and I can't complaint. My sessions with this sleeve lasted almost an hour, but each one had an incredible orgasm buildup and of course intense orgasms.

Just like the Succubus 2D, the Dots works well as a handheld stroker, but feels better during hands-free sessions. It fits easily into most of my dolls vaginal orifices, so I can enjoy the experience with different "bodies".

As with most closed end toys, cleaning can be an issue, requiring to turn the sleeve inside out (something I don't like to do), or inserting a towel inside the canal to speed the drying and avoid mold inside the toy. Maintenance is pretty easy, requiring a light starching for the toy to keep its softness to the touch.

Verdict:

Do you want a meiki, but don't have the $80 they cost? Get a Succubus Dots in its soft variation and get the same sensations. Like the 2D, it is a must have toy!

Score:  

Immediate Feedback: 4/5
Orgasm Buildup: 5/5
Realism: 5/5
Tightness: 5/5   
Tear and Wear: 5/5 
Hygiene: 4/5 
Maintenance: 5/5 
Use: 5/5 

Value: High
Preference: High

Total score:  38 / 40

FYI: No porn watched for this review.



Next Stop: ?

RPP 2.0 #15: Peach Pai Masturbation Sleeve (RPP #43)

Japanese toys are the weirdest in the world, both in names and in concepts. One of these weird concepts is the Peach Pai. It has a funny name - it reminded me of the now classic American Pie scene where the guy sticks his penis into a nice and warm pie - and a funny appearance thanks to its slight curve. Apparently, in Japanese Peach Pai refers to soft and round breasts and this sleeve take that concept to the masturbation sleeve. Is it good?  It is simply weird?  Lets go to the review so I can share the details...

Review

The Peach Pai is a soft masturbator sleeve manufactured by Toys Heart in Japan and it is an interesting concept. It has three main sections: a bumped section with a pair of "breast-shaped" bumps with nipples, another two smooth bumps, then a short thick ribs section, ending with a bulb shaped smooth section. The sleeve has a short curve at the entrance making its looks kind of funny.

Peach Pai textures (Photo: ToyDemon.com)

The Peach Pai is a sleeve on the $25 range and it shows. Its material is soft - almost like life feeling while you use it - but still has the resistance and consistency of something artificial. It is designed to be used as a hand-held device, giving a good grip and allowing to be squeezed as desired while using it. One of the reasons of the bulb shaped smooth section at the end of the sleeve is to allow the user to squeeze and remove air from the interior of the sleeve, increasing the suction of the closed end design. A unique thing about the spongy material of the Peach Pai is that when you press it, the material distributes the pressure - you don't feel the points where your fingers are pressing, but you feel the pressure all over your penis.

Although it is designed as a handheld masturbator, the Peach Pai fits perfectly in the vaginal cavities of most low-end solid dolls such as the Teddy Babes, the Venus R torso, and other Japanese made dolls. Using it placed into one of these dolls changes the experience, giving a soft and nice orgasm build up thanks to the softness of the material and the natural feeling stimulation provided by the three different structures. Depending on both the depth and the angle of penetration, you can feel as if you are fucking three different pussies.

The sleeve size allows for most men to enjoy it, but be aware that the entrance lips are tight and they get easily ripped after a few uses. As in most Japanese toys, the softness of the material has the disadvantage of how much punishment it can take. 

The Peach Pie is a closed sleeve, so get ready for a difficult clean up with water and some soap. Drying this sleeve takes time, so I will recommend to use a thin cloth to dry excess water from the inside as soon as you wash it. Also, a bit of alcohol helps to avoid mold development due to the material's porosity.

Verdict:

The Peach Pai is an interesting sleeve to have in your collection if you like low intensity toys. It is fun to use by yourself or with your partner and if you like to use dolls to play, it is a good insert to play through long sessions. It is fun to use, but mostly for doll use.

Score:  

Immediate Feedback: 3/5
Orgasm Buildup: 5/5
Realism: 4/5
Tightness: 4/5   
Tear and Wear: 3/5 
Hygiene: 3/5 
Maintenance: 4/5 
Use: 4/5 

Value: High
Preference: Moderate

Total score:  30 / 40

FYI: No porn was used for this review. I used my trustworthy Ada (Venus R) doll for the hands free sessions.

Next Stop: Whatever I feel to enjoy...

RPP 2.0 #9: Fleshlight Pure (RPP #37)

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RPP Review #1: Lotus Lager / Lady Lager SIAC (mini lotus)

So here is the first review from the Rubber Pussy Project (RPP) - the Lotus Lager  / Lady Lager SIAC. This masturbation sleeve is sold by ILF in their Fleshlight website  and it is part of their scaled down products for guys with smaller / thinner penises. (FYI, my penis is 5 inches long, 4.5 inches girth, and I am uncircumcised.) This sleeve was the first one I bought about 9 months ago and it stills feels as good as new. Currently, the Lotus Lager is sold as the Lady Lager - same sleeve, but with a different case color and graphics. The newer version - Lady Lager - has a golden color case in the shape of a beer can and a dark blue graphic label. You can see the texture at Fleshlight's Sex-in-a-can promo page


As established in the rules, I used the Lotus Lager for 5 consecutive nights, using a homemade mix of  Xantham Gum as the lubricant, and using it hands free in two occasions. Now, lets break down the review:


Intensity

To produce pleasure, this sleeve has a series of different sized chambers that tries to replicate the feelings of vaginal sex. The intensity of this sleeve will vary greatly depending on the quantity of lube being used: the more lube you use, the smoother the texture will feel, meaning you won't feel the ribs that change the sleeve diameter as much. I always begin with plenty of lube because I am not circumcised, so I don't feel high intensity during the initial strokes. Once the lube begins to dry - the story changes. At that moment, I feel the material pressing and popping as my penis goes in and out of the sleeve, giving waves of subtle but constant pleasure.

With  SIACs, the diameter of the canal provides constant pressure around the penis and the case provides almost a vacuum seal, allowing suction to be a huge playing factor. You can modify the suction level to your liking - full suction will make difficult thrusting the sleeve while no suction at all allows to feel the whole variety of chamber sizes. You can control the duration of your session easily - mine lasted between 25 minutes (stroking at a medium pace) to an incredible 2 hours (free-hand method at a slow pace and edging).

Orgasms with this sleeve ranged from a good, satisfied one, to the toe curling, epic ones (the one after 2 hours falls in the "mother-fucking-vocal" epic category).

Intensity Score: 4 / 5. The curve of finding the right quantity of lube to use to fully enjoy the texture lowers the score to 4.



Tightness (5/5)
If you are looking for tightness, the SIACs are the place to look for. The SIACs are designed to provide tightness all around the penis - they are about 6 inches long with a diameter just above the quarter inch. In addition, the SIAC case allows you to modify the suction by adjusting or removing completely the end cap. Without the end cap, it feels like fucking that 18 years old virgin. WORD OF CAUTION: If your girth (measurement of your penis circumference when erect) is above 5.5 inches, the SIAC could be too tight for you. There are individuals with those measurements that had reported discomfort and rashes when using the SIACs.  

 Likeness (4/5)
Once properly lubed, fucking the Lotus Lager feels pretty close to real vaginal sex. Unfortunately, the sleeve doesn't have any interior texture such as bumps or ridges, leaving all the stimulation to the size variation of the main canal. Close, but not exactly the same...

Versatility (4/5)
The size of the sleeve is perfect for both manual stroking and free hand use, but the case can make both operations kind of difficult and sometimes dangerous. The case has a smooth surface and when stroking is pretty normal that some lube leaks from the top end - especially when using it without the end cap. That makes the case slippery, provoking certain incidents where the SIAC simply slips out of the hand. When using it free hand, I had to be extremely careful of not thrusting too hard to avoid the texture to cave in into the case - exposing the hard plastic ring of the case. That ring is pretty sharp and can cause abrasions and cuts - something that ILF had tried to solve in later SIAC models.

Lubricant use (5/5)

This sleeve retains lube perfectly, requiring to reapply or re-wet thelube only in sessions longer than 30 minutes. Applying lube to the penis head and the entrance of the sleeve is required to avoid hurting yourself or damaging the sleeve.

Use (4/5)
As written above, the main issue with using and setting up this sleeve is the lube quantity and the force of the strokes.

Hygiene (5 / 5)
All Fleshlights are pretty easy to clean - just open a faucet with cold or warm water and allow the running water to flush the interior. Since all fleshlights are open ended sleeves, running water through them between 20 and 60 seconds is more than enough to clean them. Adding some alcohol after each use helps to avoid any mold or fungi to develop inside the canal.

Drying (3/5)
This is probably the Achilles heel of this toy - it requires between 5 to 12 hours to dry completely without using any fan or blower. Hanging the sleeve in the open air to dry takes time due to the chamber structure and especially because of the inverted node at the beginning of the sleeve. That node retains water and humidity, so if there is a lot of humidity in the air, expect to have your Lotus Lager hanging for a few hours.

Maintenance (4.5 / 5)
 The sleeve got disgustingly sticky after a few uses, something fixed by rubbing it with corn starch before storing it for a long time. To keep the toy in top condition, I cover it with corn starch whenever it is going to be stored for more than one week.

Tear and wear (5/5)
This was my first masturbation sleeve in a long time and it looks and feel just as brand new after 9 months of regular use. It has no visible tears as of today

Total score: 40.5 / 50

The Lotus Lager / Lady Lager SIAC is a good overall investment given that your penis measures less than 7 inches in length and / or 5.5 inches in girth.