You had a few questions, I have a few answers...

In the last few days I received a couple of questions that thanks to the frenzy in my day job, I could not answer until today. Instead of replying the e-mails, I'm going to answer them here - because I know that more people must have similar questions...

Why you don't review more air dolls?
A: I don't review many air dolls because I am not a big fan of them. For me, air dolls are kind of boring - no change in position, many have faces that seemed to be drawn by 5 years old with Parkinson's Disease, and most of them are TOTALLY different of what you can expect by looking at the package (just check my review for the J-Ho doll).

The only inflatables that I recommend (and I keep in my collection) are either classic anime dolls which has been around for a while (Yumi anime doll, Serika, Kawai Rimi), kinky clear dolls (all Japanese), or high end inflatables like the Inked Sofia  which are great values if you can get them below $100. 

How many toys do you have? How much money had you spent?
A: Honestly, I stopped counting a year ago! I know I have 20 solid dolls (including torsos), and bins full of Fleshlights and other toys.

I have no idea how much money I have in rubber pussies, but I purchase about 95% of the toys I review. I only buy during big sales where I save at least 30% from the retail price, so a budget of $200 per purchase can go a long way!

Why do you use a mask for the video reviews?
A: Simple - I have a regular, conservative job. My employer would not like having one of its employees associated with discussions about masturbation, pornography, and sex in general, so I use the mask to protect my identity (and my job).

Which  is the best doll?
A: It is impossible to say which doll is the best because it depends on what you like and want. There are so many options in materials, sizes, looks, and weights that saying that ONE doll is the best is impossible.

Now, if you are new to the doll scene, I recommend the Meiki Plush Doll because it is not too expensive and allows you to use a wide range of toys as inserts.  If the Meiki Plush Doll and its lack of head, arms, and legs is too creepy for you, get either a plush doll (Teddy Babes or Anime) or one of the new Chinese TPE dolls. Silicone dolls are beautiful and realistic, but they are expensive, delicate, and heavy. It is common to see guys spending five or  six grand on a silicone doll, wait months for it and then selling it after a few weeks because they realize dolls are not for them.

Which one is the best toy?
A: Again, with so many options in the market, it is impossible to point at a toy and say it is the best one in the market. In my personal opinion the ToMax lines - Succubus, Lillith, and Venus - are the best options in the market. They are available with a variety of textures and with four different firmness levels. Add a relative low price (the most expensive are the Venus and they are below $60 in the USA), and you cannot go wrong.

Those dolls are expensive! Where can you buy them cheaper?
A: Believe it or not, there is an used doll market on the web - 15 of my dolls are second / third hand dolls! You can check on the biggest flea-market in the world - ebay.com - under the Adult Only section or in the Sales sections of the two major doll forums: The Doll Forum and Our Doll Community. Looking carefully, you can get dolls in excellent shape for half or third of their resale price. Also, many vendors keep a presence in one or both forums, giving special prices to members on factory seconds (new dolls with cosmetic defects).

Are you married?
A: No, I am happily single. I have had a few relationships in the last few years, but they had ended for one reason or another (never related to my use of toys and dolls).

If you look like Jennifer Lopez, Asia Akira, Halle Berry, Salma Hayek, Jennifer Lawrence, AJ Lee, or similar please send your photo and application to casqueteronyc@gmail.com. I will easily change my status!

No, YOU DON'T LOOK like Jennifer Lawrence!

RPP 3.5: St. Patrick's Green Lady Fleshlight (RPP #114)

Last Saint Patrick's Day, Fleshlight launched a closeout of their Green Lady Fleshlight with the Cyclone texture. The green sleeve is not my favorite - although I had always found She-Hulk kind of hot -, but the Cyclone texture was one of my favorites when it was available. The fact that it was sold at just $40 made the purchase an obligation!

Review

The Cyclone was a mix of the Super Ribbed  and the Twista textures. Personally, I like both and them together was a dream. Like the Twista, the Cyclone tunnel started tight, then opened for a few inches and then tapered down as you went deeper. If you were a guy with a long cock, the variation of the tunnel was enough to take you to the heavens. Add an intense ribbed texture through the whole length of the tunnel and the experience became a religious experience.

Personally, I got two of these green pussies to add to my collection. Used with a mid-thickness lube, the Cyclone feels extremely natural, allowing for long sessions and powerful orgasms. Used with a thin lube like the Fleshwater lube, the ribs and the tightness simply made me cum pretty quickly with strong finishes.

If the Cyclone was so good, why was it discontinued? Well, it was a hit-and-miss texture. Depending on the lube you used, the suction would be stronger than the texture and you would only feel the tightness. If the lube was too thin, then the ribbed texture could be too strong to many people. Add that it was available as the Vibro series - an annoying sleeve series that was awkward to use with the vibrators. Eventually, the sales were not enough and the texture was discontinued.

Verdict: The Cyclone was a really good texture that did not receive the support from the Fleshlight fans. If you have a chance to get the texture as part of special promotion like this one, get it right away!

RPP Score:

Feedback: 4/5
Orgasm Buildup: 4/5
Realism: 4/5
Durability: 5/5
Value: 5/5

Total Score: 22/25

RPP 3.5: Fleshlight Girls Booty (RPP #113)

Joanna Angel was not the only Fleshlight Girl receiving recycled textures. Christy Mack got the Attack (aka Revel) and the Booty (aka Untouched) and yours truly decided to test Christy's Booty.

The texture did not received great reviews from the Fleshcrack addicts when it came out as the Untouched for a simple reason - it is not too intense. The alternate sized rows of pill-shaped bumps promised intensity, but after being lubed the sensations were limited to the tightness of the tunnel and not more else.

This is one of those tricky textures. You see a lot of bumps and your brain goes to the sensations from the STU, Nipple Alley, and other high intensity textures - but the Booty / Untouched is different! The bumps inside the Booty are flat, so the bumps are going to give you a gentle massage if anything. If you want to feel something, you need to use a thin lubricant.

I realized this after the first use, so I changed lubes and even then, the sensations given by the Booty are delicate. The texture allows anyone to enjoy the toy regardless of length and / or thickness, but even with the thinnest lube in inventory (Fleshlube Water), the texture is gentle. I can say the Booty felt good - so good I wanted to keep fucking it for hours as slowly as I could, which is exactly what I ended doing. Orgasms were strong and brutal, but be warned that they took a LOOONG time to arrive...

...And that was just the first cumshot...

Cleaning is easy, but remember to keep the sleeve under running water for a longer time than usual because cum and lube will get trapped between the pill-shaped bumps.

Verdict: The Booty is a gentle texture perfect for long, lazy sessions. It is so gentle, that I see it as a "mood" toy - I will use it sparingly, only for days when I want (and can) spend hours in a masturbatory session. It is recommended to users liking smooth and gentle stimulation toys. If you want intensity, stick with STU, Nipple Alley, and Destroya.

RPP 3.5 Score:

Feedback: 3/5
Orgasm Buildup: 4/5
Realism: 3/5
Durability: 5/5
Value: 4/5

Score: 19 / 25

RPP 3.5: Fleshlight's Punk (Joanna Angel's Butt) (RPP #112)

Review

I already reviewed Joanna Angel's FLG pussy with the Misfit texture - now it is the turn to check her ass... well, her Fleshlight ass.

Joanna Angel's butt toy has another recycled texture from the Fleshjack roster. This time, the Punk debuted earlier as the Charmer texture on the FJB lineup, but Joanna's butt is the only one in this texture if you can't deal with the idea of using a toy molded from a guy's ass.

Back to Joanna, the Punk texture is a good one. A ribbed canal with varying diameters, the texture makes sure that you will get stimulation no matter your length or your thickness. The ribs are not too aggressive, allowing for control over your session. Because the texture is a simple one, it is perfect to "play" with different types of lube and suction levels.

What do I mean with "playing"? Easy... Use a thick lube and close the case cap completely and the texture will feel almost smooth. Use a thinner lube and you will feel the ridges and the variations taking you to heaven. Want a real punk three-chord experience? Use a thin lube and remove the end cap and you will experience all the raw power of the ribs. 

Personally, I like longer sessions, so I used the Punk with a very slick lube (Lube Company Masturbator) with the end cap completely closed. It felt nice and close to real, making me explode hard and long.

She can punk me anytime...

As always, cleaning is easy with Fleshlights - just let water run through it and dry properly before storing.

Verdict: The Punk is a good toy to have in your collection. The texture allows for different sensations depending on the lubricant used and the degree of suction offered by the end cap. The texture is also available in the Fleshjack Boys line as the Charmer.

RPP Score:

Feedback: 5/5
Orgasm Buildup: 4/5
Realism: 4/5
Durability: 5/5
Value: 5/5

Total Score: 23/25

My Favorite Porn Stars

Like every man in History, I like pornography. Sex toys had been around forever - there are primitive sex dolls and dildos found in Europe that are 30,000 years old - and porn had been its faithful partner since then. Images and carvings in stone resembling dicks and pussies had been found in caves used by our "great-times-23" grandparents about 40,000 years ago.

Fast forward a few thousand years and now we have plenty of porn available. Thanks to high-speed Internet access, now I can watch all the porn I want! The thing is that there are a few porn stars that I now recognize because their scenes always make my hand reach down to greet my Little Friend and choke him until he pukes. Who are those ladies? Let me tell you...

Raylene
I discovered this MILF by accident after she had retired and made a comeback to porn. She is on her late 30's now and her looks, her perfect melons and a body that seems designed to be banged hard for hours are simply awesome.






Melanie Rios
What can I say? Petite, Colombian, a beautiful next door face, vicious cocksucker in a 5'3" frame... and thousands of free scenes on the tubes. Perfect!

Jynx Maze
Half Peruvian, expert cock sucker and owner of one of the best asses in the business. That's all I need!

Alexis Texas
A white woman with an ass?! Of course... she's part Puerto Rican! Alexis has the perfect body for porn and she had been using it to our pleasure...

Kristina Rose
Great ass, small tits, petite, and total slut. Add a cute face, a funny personality, and a willingness to do everything on the book. She is one of the most enthusiastic girls in porn, seeming to enjoy the often rough gangbangs she suffers on camera. Did I mention she has a great (and big) ass?

Asa Akira
Asian, hip, and a woman that is willing to do almost everything in her movies. Watch her movie "Asa Akira is Insatiable" and tell me how many nuts you bust during the movie!

Sasha Grey
Yes, she retired from porn a few years ago, but the legacy she left in hardcore film is eternal. Sasha is a multi-talented young woman (she's 25) and the scenes she made in about 5 years in the business are unique. Some are brutal, other have the mark of a extremely creative woman, but all make me hard as steel.

Maria Ozawa
Maybe the only JAV star that I can recognize on the spot. Beautiful face, great body, and wacky Japanese porn make a great combination. My favorite is her turn as "news reporter" in a bukkake news clip.






Well, there they are, my favorite porn stars! Now if you excuse me, I need to honor my name and greet my little friend again in the name of these ladies!

RPP 3.5: Bad Dragon's "Mary the Anthro Mare" (RPP #111)

As you know, I had fucked all types of rubber pussies and assholes - human, alien, anime - but none was inspired in animals. The idea of fucking an animal is something that had never crossed my mind, even when I know a few guys from the countryside that had described their "love" to different farm and domestic animals.

I'd hit that ass any time... and I don't like blondes!

Even when real animals had never attracted me, anthropomorphic animals like the ones we see in cartoons are a different story. I still remember the frequent masturbatory sessions dedicated to Cheetara (Thundercats) and Gadget (Rescue Rangers) in my teens. Fast forward to the Internet in 2008, and I discover that I was not the only one finding these characters "sexy".  Just look on the Web and you will find thousands of "fan art" with Rule 34 interpretations of ANY cartoon character ever drawn... Just search "My Little Pony" and you will be surprised with some of the findings...

This is Bad-Dragon's Mary... (www.bad-dragon.com)

Of course, some would love to take this desire to the next step, fucking the character. Well, the guys at Bad Dragon help these folks to achieve it. If you are a furry or a fantasy fan, you know them. If you don't know them, Bad Dragon specializes in sex toys inspired in fantasy creatures with human characteristics - horses, dogs, foxes, and of course, an assortment of dragons. Most of their toys are insertable toys (dildos), but they have a smaller (but growing) selection of pussies and assholes with realistic interpretations of different anthro characters. This post is about Mary, their toy inspired in a mare.

Review

If you don't want to read, watch the video review that follows:

The first thing you will notice about the BD Mary is its size - this thing is HUGE! It is not too long (about 7 inches), but the fascia (orifice) is the biggest of any toy in my collection, measuring 6 inches tall and 4 inches wide. By comparison, a full size Fleshlight has a fascia of 3 inches wide.

The second thing you will notice is the nice details of the orifice design. Being a city guy, I had never seen a mare's pussy, but the design of the BD Mary is attractive and inviting - at least is more attractive than the generic Fleshlight pussy.

The interior of the toy is textured with an organic ribbed design, which many will find too soft, even boring. The reality is that after a couple of uses, the material feels more and more realistic, allowing you to enjoy long sessions with explosive orgasms. My orgasms with the Mary were strong and toe-curling due to the build up and the increased sensations from the tight entrance and the ribbed texture.
Cleaning is very easy, thanks to its open-ended design.

Mary's interior texture (www.bad-dragon.com)

Now, another thing you will notice about the BD Mary (and their other toys) is the price. BD toys are expensive - Mary has a tag of $130. That's a lot to pay for a fake pussy modeled after an animal, but the price is justified. How? Let me give you three reasons:

1. BD toys are made of silicone. Silicone is currently the best material for sex toys in the market. It is non-porous, so it does not keep too much moisture and can be sanitized following proven disinfection protocols from the CDC / OSHA / NIOSH. Although it is a great material, silicone is VERY EXPENSIVE - a pint of molding silicone cost around $40 per pint - so in a toy like Mary you easily have $60 just in silicone rubber.  
2. BD toys allow for color customization. When you buy toys from Bad Dragon, each toy has a selection of colors that you can specify without additional charge. They even allow you to specify a custom color combination for a few extra dollars.
3. These things are unique. Lets be honest, if you are a  fantasy freak there is no other place for you to find a toy inspired by dragons, werewolves, and other anthropomorphic animals. That by itself is reason enough for most customers.

Did I pay $130? OF COURSE NOT! Bad Dragon has a flops section where they sell toys with cosmetic defects - an air bubble, wrong colors, wrong firmness level - at lower prices. The prices will vary between $70 and $100 depending on the defect, making the toy a lot more accessible. You will not be able to pick a custom color, but for many of us, that does not matter.

Soon, my pussycat, soon...

Verdict: The Bad Dragon's Mary is a toy designed for a niche market. It is a well made toy, with lots of organic details and made with quality materials that justify its high cost. If you are not willing to pay the high cost of a custom toy, you always have the option of buying "defective" versions at discounted prices.

RPP Score:
Feedback: 4 / 5
Orgasm Buildup: 5 / 5
Realism: 3 / 5
Durability: 5 / 5
Value: 4 / 5

Total Score: 21 / 25

BTW, sorry for fucking your wife...

RPP 3.5: Premium Bitch Kurea (a.k.a. Premium Bitch Claire) (RPP #110)

Continuing with my search of good toys that are affordable, I found the Premium Bitch Series from NPG - the same company that brought you the Meiki Proof series. The Premium Bitch comes in three versions based on Tokyo gyaru girls- girls wearing very decorated nails, bleached hair, and heavy, dramatic makeup (just imagine Bronx Latinas with bleached hair and you have the image of a gyaru).

Angelique "La Burbu" Burgos - a Puerto Rican gyaru...

This series of masturbators have a few interesting things. First, they are pretty affordable with prices around the US $20. Second, their material is very similar to the Meiki material, with realistic internal textures. Those two points would be enough for me to buy the toy, but they add an additional fantasy item: Each one of the Premium Bitches toy includes a panty "reflecting the personality of the model". Count me in to play with a soft, realistic masturbator that also includes a panty!

The version I am reviewing today is the Kurea (or Claire) version, based on "a slutty gyaru from Shibuya". Personally, I don't care if the toy is inspired on the Loch Ness Monster, but if the toy is good. And I have to say that Kurea is good... really good!

As said, the toy is made by NPG and its quality is evident as soon you take the toy from its package. The material feels soft and elastic, the entrance is realistic, and the texture feels inviting. NPG did not limit the fantasy and added a random panty / thong and a relatively big bottle of lube. The toy itself is small, being about 4.5 inches long, but the material is elastic enough to fit most average penises.

The texture of the tunnel is a combination of organic bumps and ridges, feeling extremely natural. Used as an insert for dolls like the Love Venus R, Meiki Plush Doll, or a Teddy Babe, the Kurea feels close to the real thing. 

Cleaning is as usual with closed masturbators - rinse with water, squeeze to remove most fluids, use you finger to check how clean is the toy inside. 


Verdict: For around $20, you get a quality masturbator that can be used in most popular sex dolls and a sexy panty or thong to top the fantasy. It is an excellent toy for both beginners and experienced users. 

RPP Score:
Feedback: 5 / 5
Orgasm Buildup: 5 / 5
Realism: 5 / 5
Durability: 4 / 5
Value: 5 / 5

Total Score: 24 / 25