RPP 2.0 #19: Fleshlight's Blade (RPP #47)

Continuing the series of "past-due" reviews, today I will be discussing the Fleshlight's Blade sleeve. Usually, when I finish the five testing sessions with a sleeve / onahole, I already have formed an opinion about it: I either like it or not, and can give a clear description of the reasons for my opinion. With the Blade, I had to go to the extra mile to review it - all that due to the new flexible case. Lets go to the review and let me expand...

Blade sleeve (ILF / Fleshlight

Review

The Blade is an interesting idea from ILF. Like its Fleshjack cousin the Sword, the Blade was designed to be a compact sized sleeve with enough space for the larger guys. At the same time, both sleeves introduced a new concept from ILF - the squeezable case!

Unlike all FLs / SIACs, the cases of both the Blade and the Sword is made of a flexible rubber-like plastic that allows you to squeeze it a little bit to add pressure and tightness to the sleeve. The new case plus a new pear-shaped orifice make the Blade a lot easier to grip when compared to the standard Fleshlight and the SIACs. Since here the case adds a new variable to the system, I will review both the case AND the texture.

The Case - What I like...
I like the shape and the graphic design of the case. The flexible case has the design of a katana handle allowing for a far superior grip during use and for a Japanese art fan like me, the design and the antique bronze color look cool as hell. The pear shape of the sleeve also helps in improving the grip, since your hand is in a more natural position. In addition, the material is soft enough for you to squeeze up to feeling your penis inside the sleeve, but strong enough to avoid you choking your little friend too hard.

The Case - What I don't like

The bad news for the Blade (IMO), is when you begin to use it. The case has four small holes on the bottom and a big removable tab on the center. The removable tab is to change the suction inside the texture and although I used the sleeve with and without it, I could not feel a big difference besides being able to feel the texture a little bit better. That was not that bad... The bad part were the four little holes.

See, I like to have long sessions. One way to achieve that is using a little bit of extra lube at the beginning of the session, so with the friction some of it gets consumed and the remaining lube reactivates with my pre-cum. That allows me to have sessions longer than 30 minutes without reapplying lube.

With the traditional FLs and the SIACs that method has not been a problem at all even when having the session without the end cap of the hard cases. With the Blade, even an extra drop created a mess of lube all over the case after a few minutes of use. Why? Simple - when you penetrate the lubed sleeve, air pushes some of the lube towards the end of the sleeve. And guess what you have in the end? The damned four small holes that serve as gates for the extra lube to exit and create a wet mess all over the hand you are using to stroke. Hands free sessions are even worse because the leaked lube wets everything in contact with the cover. The only way I was able to enjoy the sleeve without worrying about the mess was closing the holes with electric tape.

The texture

The Blade inner texture (ILF / Fleshlight)

 The texture of the Blade is a tested classic in the masturbation sleeve industry - a series of medium thickness ribs forming various chambers that change in  diameter. This texture in a hard case would make you explode with its intensity in a few minutes, but in the flexible case it expands a little bit more, allowing your penis to last a little bit longer. Press the case, and the ribs are slightly more noticeable, taking you to the edge. Release the case, and the chambers keep you at the edge. Once you are at that level, the Blade keeps you there, guessing what combination of pressure and speed will make you orgasm and which one will help you to stay on the edge a little bit more.


Finding that sweet spot take a few uses (in my case, I needed to fix the leakage issue first), but once you find it, the Blade becomes a good sleeve. Cleaning as always is easy, but removing and replacing the sleeve in the case takes some practice due to the pear shape.

Verdict:

The Blade is a good sleeve, allowing you to build intense orgasms - once you get used to the gimmicks of the flexible case.

Score:  

Immediate Feedback: 4/5
Orgasm Buildup: 5/5
Realism: 4/5
Tightness: 4/5   
Tear and Wear: 5/5 
Hygiene: 5/5 
Maintenance: 5/5 
Use: 5/5 

Value: High
Preference: High

Total score:  37 / 40

FYI: I did not use porn for this review.

Next Stop: ?

RPP 2.0 #18: Fleshligth Freaks Vampire (RPP #46)

For the second of today's "past-due" reviews, I will go over the FLF Vampire - the Fleshlight to complement the Succu-Dry SIAC and allow us to fuck the pussy of a vampire.

Now, let's review the Vamp!

Review

The Vamp (in my opinion) is the most elegant orifice of the FLF series. A regular orifice with the pussy lips resembling bat wings is simple and elegant as it can be. Then the design of the sleeve is also a minimalist design: a series of slanted wide ribs like the ones found in the Love Humps alternating with slanted rows of STU sized nubs.

Like the Love Humps, the Vamp is what I call mid-intensity sleeves. It is a sleeve that keeps you in control, allowing to extend your session as much as you want. In my case, I took my time nailing this undead pussy and received good, draining orgasms. It is not as a drainer as the Succu-Dry, but it gives a cool sensation for a goth / vampire fantasy.


Cleaning and drying is pretty easy. As with all FL models, you just need to wash with running water and let air dry. It dries pretty fast, often overnight.

Verdict:

The Vamp is a good sleeve to have, although it does not provide unique sensations during use.

Score:  

Immediate Feedback: 4/5
Orgasm Buildup: 4/5
Realism: 3/5
Tightness: 3/5   
Tear and Wear: 5/5 
Hygiene: 5/5 
Maintenance: 5/5 
Use: 5/5 

Value: Moderate
Preference: Moderate

Total score:  34 / 40

FYI: I did not use porn for this review, but watching Kate Beckinsale and Rhona Mitra in the Underworld trilogy is enough to get going... Next Stop: The Blade

Kate Beckinsale as "Seline"

Rhona Mitra as "Sonia"

RPP 2.0 #17: Fleshlight Freaks - Cyborg (RPP #45)

The Holidays had been a total rush in Casa Casquetero between work, school, health issues and family situations. Now I have a few vacation days to reset my life, review my priorities and recharge the batteries for the New Year!

So, to start resetting my life I will give a series of "past-due" reviews I could not write during the last two months. I tested these toys as usual, but couldn't sit down and write appropriate reviews for them. Better late than never...  The first one of these "past due" reviews is the one for the Fleshlight Freaks Cyborg sleeve, the first "non-organic" pussy from IFL.

Now, let's review the Cyborg!

Review

The Cyborg is maybe the FLF (Fleshlight Freak) with the lowest reception of all. Maybe it is because it looks and performs as a low intensity sleeve very similar to the Original and the Lotus - and FL users tend to prefer high intensity textures such as the Destroya.

The Cyborg texture has an interesting orifice with pussy lips that create a nice vacuum when you go deep and caress your shaft if you go shallow on it. The interior has a short ribbed section, followed with what I call "the circuit" - a thin series of lines made to replicate the look of circuits that will lightly rub your penis head or shaft depending on how long you are or how deep you go into the sleeve. Then you find a series of soft chambers that feel as shorter sections of the Love Humps. It is definitively a low intensity sleeve, designed for longer sessions.

Personally, I liked this sleeve. Since it was designed as a low intensity sleeve, it allows you to go longer - up to an hour if you want to. Still, the sleeve has a surprise for those that like long sessions: The circuit begins to torture your shaft after a while. If you are "short" like me, that circuit strip will rub your engorged penis head driving you insane and into overdrive. Orgasms with this "bland" sleeve had been some of the longest and fulfilling I have had with a rubber pussy. Using it hands-free, changing the angle of penetration helped to delay the circuit torture, but it still hit strong whenever my penis head was swollen and ready to shoot.

Cleaning and drying is pretty easy. As with all FL models, you just need to wash with running water and let air dry. It dries pretty fast, often overnight.

Verdict:

The Cyborg is a must have for those who like to take their time when masturbating. It is a low intensity texture, so stay away from it if you want regular and constant stimulus. 

Score:  

Immediate Feedback: 4/5
Orgasm Buildup: 5/5
Realism: 4/5
Tightness: 3/5   
Tear and Wear: 5/5 
Hygiene: 5/5 
Maintenance: 5/5 
Use: 5/5 

Value: High
Preference: High

Total score:  36 / 40

FYI: I watched some scenes from the Star Wars XXX parodies during this review. Not cyborgs, but at least some decent scenes...

Next Stop: The FL Vampire

What's going on here?

A friend of the blog recently sent a message asking about new postings. To answer his question, I haven't posted because I had been busy - extremely busy - with school, work, and life outside masturbation.

My job is driving me insane, loading me with lots and lots of stress, which in turn had made some health conditions to re-surface. Lets say that during the weekends - when I usually post here - I am either trying to recover from a hell of a work week, in extreme pain thanks to nerve system conditions, or simply knocked down with a heavy dose of painkillers for my nerve condition. Add the regular rush of the Holidays and you can figure why I had not posted in a while...

Does that mean that I haven't been choking the chicken whenever I can? HELL NO!!!

Let's  give you an idea of what we  had been going around in Casa Casquetero:

1. Got a Teddy Babe Deluxe for my collection. Last month I added Victoria to my increasing collection of sex dolls. Victoria is a second-hand Teddy Babe Deluxe (Carly model) I got from a TDF member. Unlike the TBs, TBDs are taller (5'2") and their proportions are more human-like. The coolness factor for this doll is that it was custom made by its previous owner with different eye colors and made brunette. 
2. Made a "female" sleeping pillow. Just after receiving "Victoria", my health began to worsen, so I needed a body pillow to aid me sleeping. (One of my conditions require me to avoid pressure on my right side while sleeping). I had body pillows, but they pissed me off because I need two to allow me to rest my whole body (I'm 6 ft tall). I wanted for a pillow long enough to allow me to rest my whole body at once. My prayers were answered when a local store liquidated a bunch of Halloween stuffed dummies. My mind calculated the measurements and decided they were perfect. After a few minor modifications (a few stitches here and there, additional filling material, a larger Styrofoam head, and a wig), Lala was born. Basically a body pillow with female form, "she" is the ultimate cuddling body pillow: 6'3" tall, 36 D breasts to grab, and a trim but soft ass to cling to. Still, her hands are alike a trucker's hands, but well, nothing in life is perfect. 
3. Got a weird hands-free masturbator. Remember the Cobra Libre? Well, I realized I was not a big fan of it, but due to my increasingly busted back, I needed something similar to relieve my "lower tension" without moving too much. I found an answer in E-bay with the Bolo Masturbator (http://bolomalemasturbator.com/). This thing is sold as the ultimate help to avoid prostate cancer by promoting robust ejaculations. Personally, I didn't believe that crap when I bought it - I just wanted something to make me cum without me requiring moving. Well, the thingy works like the Cobra Libre, but it is cheaper ($50), simpler to setup, and it is more powerful. Still, I feel cheated. Why? After receiving it, I realized that it looked vaguely familiar, something that I confirmed a few days ago when I saw a cheap back massager. The Bolo is nothing else that two of the motors with some straps attached! I bought one of the chair massagers ($10), reverse engineered it and now I have the prototype of a bitchin' Turbo Vibro Fleshlight  - a FL Vibro so powerful that makes the Cobra Libre look like a child's toy. I will try to improve it during the Holidays (if my nerves allow it).
4. Finally got into a Tenga Flip Lite. I had heard so much of these mini Tenga Flip Holes that I wanted one badly - but was put away due to their tiny girth allowance. I snatched one in liquidation and the verdict is that if your penis is above 4 inches in girth simply forgetaboutit. The damn thing is like a vise grip and even if it will suck you dry, it is so tight you won't feel shit of the texture. Good thing I only "wasted" $30.

Well that is all for now...

I will continue the reviews as soon my health allows for it - meanwhile I will post about a few things related to the science of self pleasure in the next few weeks.