RPP 3.5: Black Jacker Pleaser (RPP #117)

If there were any awards for unimaginative product design in the sex toy industry, then the NS Novelties Black Jacker Pleaser  would have won all of them. This is maybe one of the most boring looking toys in the market - all black, with a minimalist pussy / mouth orifice design, and just a few contours on the outside. It looks like an industrial equipment rather than a masturbation toy.

If you only go by looks, then you will be missing a decent toy that although plain and ugly as fuck, has a couple of innovations in the American toy arena... Let go to the review to tell you more!

Review

As said before, the Jacker Pleaser Stroker has a plain and boring design that added to its color, simply makes it an unattractive toy to buy. But when you read the description of the toy, you get an idea of the genius behind this toy. The Jackers are a dual density toy - the parts in contact with your penis are made of a soft TPR while the part where you hold the toy with your hand has a firmer consistency, allowing you to have an excellent grip of the toy while stroking, but also giving you (or your partner) the option of pressing the toy to make it feel tighter. With its design, you get the best of two worlds: good grip while stroking plus total control over the tightness of the canal where you are inserting your little friend.

Now, the interior of the toy is pretty common - a series of ribs to stimulate your penis and a couple of choke points to get you on overdrive. The Jacker is an open-ended design, so do not expect a lot of suction, but depending on the lube, the tunnel design can feel extremely realistic. Use a gel lube, and the Jacker will feel like a real pussy - soft, wet and inviting. Use a thinner lube and the Jacker turns a little bit aggressive, making you cum fast and hard after a few minutes. The material becomes very slippery as soon as you lube it, so don't use too much lube or you will have a mess!

Although it is a good toy, it has a few flaws beside its plain design. First, you need to be totally erect to use this toy. If you are half mast, you won't be able to enter the tunnel. Second, it has a low chemical odor when you remove it from the package, so be sure to wash thoroughly before using. The odor fades away soon enough, but it could be annoying to some people.

Cleaning the toy is easy thanks to its open design. Flush with running faucet water, let dry in an open area, and you can return it to its package. Turning the toy inside out is not recommended due to the harder outer material.

Verdict
The Jacker Pleaser is a decent toy to add to your collection. If you are looking for a compact toy that feels good and it is below the $50 mark, then you should try it.

RPP Score: 

Feedback: 4 / 5
Orgasm Buildup: 4 / 5
Realism: 4 / 5
Durability: 5 / 5
Value: 5 / 5

Total Score: 22 / 25

Buy your "Jacker Pleaser" HERE!

RPP 3.0 #20: Fleshlight M.I.L.F. Hunter (RPP #72)

Did you ever fantasized with your best friend's mom? Be honest, you probably did... Most of us had at least one friend during our teens that had this incredibly sexy mother. We could have given anything for that woman to seduce us and "teach us" the ropes. Someone decided to give that fantasy the acronym MILF (Mother I'd Like to Fuck) and this term became now mainstream - specially after the popular American Pie series- and sex toys companies decided to jump on the bandwagon and began to make vaginas inspired on those mature vixens. Fleshlight is the latest company doing this, making the MILF Hunter - a specialized version to celebrate your local MILF.

General Description

MILF Hunter  / Cougar texture (Photo: ILF / Fleshlight)

The MILF (or Cougar as it is branded on the end of the sleeve) is one of those Fleshlights that makes you to think. The orifice is a pussy with spread eagle lips - which is very attractive - and with a texture that is surprisingly tight for a "mature"  lady. The texture has a wide entry point that fast becomes tighter with a series of ribs and bump, making it intense, Adding to this intensity is a pair of cervical nodes (the infamous Lotus nodes) that are usually intense after you learn how to deal with them. The sleeve has soething for everybody, no matter the size of your penis.

Review

If you are a fan of intense textures, then Fleshlight gave another home run with the MILF. The sleeve is one of the most intense toys from Fleshlight - at the same level than the Destroya, the Primal, and the STU. The tightness and intensity of the sleeve will leave you panting with explosive sessions regardless of how you use it. As a stroker with no end cap, the sleeve is brutally aggressive, tugging your penis at all times and forcing you to take breaks to avoid cumming too early. Used on hands-free sessions with the cap fully tighten, the experience is more subtle and more similar to the fantasy of an older woman seducing you.

The Lotus nodes and the ribs give the MILF a characteristic - you will need to find a balance of lubricant. If you use too much lubricant, the ribs feel soft and you won't feel the Lotus node at all. Not enough lube, and the Lotus node will drive you crazy with pleasure too soon in your session. I loved that game, taking me two sessions to find the sweet balance for my sessions. No mater which MILF you prefer - the sex starved cougar or the experienced seducer - the MILF Hunter will give you intense orgasms.

Cleaning the MILF is relatively easy. Just remember to shake the sleeve to remove excess water from the Lotus nodes.

Score:

Immediate Feedback: 5/5
Orgasm Buildup: 5/5
Realism: 4/5
Tightness: 5/5 
Tear and Wear: 5/5 
Hygiene: 5/5 
Maintenance: 5/5 
Use: 5/5 

Value: High
Preference: High

Total score:  39 / 40

Verdict:

What can I say? Fleshlight made it again with the MILF Hunter, a sleeve that will teach you a few lessons... 

FYI:

I used Fleshlube Water for this evaluation as the lubricant and watched my favorite MILF of all times: Kay Parker on the first Taboo movie. Nothing like nostalgia...

BTW, when you buy the MILF Hunter from Fleshlight, you get a trial membership for Reality Kings valid for one week.

Next: Toy Demon's Meiki Doll

RPP 3.0 #17: Lilith Uterus (RPP #69)

General Description

The Lilith Uterus has a tunnel texture similar to the Venus Real - an ultra realistic, low stimulation texture with lots of organic creases and nubs. The end of the tunnel is a dotted uterus, complete with a cervix, which can be used for additional suction or additional stimulation, depending on how deep you go inside the masturbator. For this review, I got the Uterus in the soft firmness, so the stimulation felt even more delicate.

Lilith Uterus cross section (QueenCatAdultToys)

Review

The Venus Real made me fucking it twice in a row before I felt spent, so I was pumped up when I got the Lilith Uterus. The texture is a low stimulation one, meaning your sessions will be longer than the usual 20 minutes (also meaning the orgasms could be on the epic scale). To increase my session time, I picked the soft firmness, so the tunnel was even more delicate than usual. I have to say I made a good choice...

As you can see on the picture, this masturbator's texture is a low intensity design, so you just need a little bit of lube to enjoy it. It is extremely soft - it basically caress your penis while you fuck it - but it keeps you interested with its tightness. The tunnel has different widths with random bumps, and that it ore than enough to keep me hard. Unlike other toys with a cervix, the Uterus' cervix did not "popped" every time my penis went through it. Maybe it was due to the softness of the material, but I enjoyed the sensation of a ring around my penis head without the hard popping.

The Uterus is an orgasm builder - you will hump this toy for so long that you can feel the penis expanding just before your climax. Orgasms with this masturbator were strong and more than satisfactory.

Cleaning the Uterus will require you to turn it inside out due to the cervix. If you do not turn the toy inside out, you risk for water to stay trapped on the uterus area - a common issue with toys including a cervical node on their tunnel design. The good thing is that the Lillith series is a strong toy and the Uterus does not suffer fro regular handling. Just be careful when turning the toy inside out to avoid unnecessary rips.

Score:

Immediate Feedback: 4/5
Orgasm Buildup: 5/5
Realism: 5/5
Tightness: 4/5 
Tear and Wear: 5/5 
Hygiene: 4/5 
Maintenance: 5/5 
Use: 5/5 

Value: High
Preference: High

Total score:  37 / 40

Verdict:

The Lilith Uterus is fun to use and it is a great addition to your collection - if you like realistic masturbators. The Uterus is aimed at users looking for a soft, long session, so intensity freaks should stay away from the Uterus. Perfect for lazy morning sessions. A must have for $35.

FYI:

For this review, I used Fleshlube Water as the lubricant and the Love Venus R for the hands-free sessions.

Next: ?

RPP 3.0 #15: Monster Kakusei (RPP #67)

There is something I will right away about this masturbation toy: IT IS UGLY! So far, I believed that the Fleshlight Zombie was the ugliest design for a masturbatory sleeve, but it took a Japanese company to make me shut my mouth. Magic Eyes, the company behind the Monster G line of masturbators came back to charge with their second line of monstrous looking toys, now with dual layers. The Monster Kakusei was the first one of these toys to reach Casa Casquetero, so  against all common sense, I decided to give a try to this ugly rubber pussy. Was it good? Did I enjoy this ugly pussy? Lets go to the review...

General Description

This masturbator is about 6 inches long by 2 inches width and the materials used in this toy are extremely flexible and soft. It is pretty light in weight, but neither the size or weight of this toy defines it. The Monster series from Magic Eyes share a common theme: They look as  a monster / alien / demon pussy should look. The exterior design of these toys is everything but conventional. You get the pussy  lips, but then you get a combination of warts, thick veins and wrinkles that are completely non-human. If you are a hentai fan (those perverted Japanese cartoons where anything goes), the look will be familiar to you because in those pornographic cartoons, characters could be human, aliens, demons, monsters, robots, or even a combination of those. The funny thing is that no matter the character type, their sexual organs are always humanoid, and they always use them in the same way we humans use ours.

So, the exterior of the Monster Kakusei resembles those hentai-style humanoid pussies, but its interior is designed to please human penises. The tunnel has a completely organic texture - no ribs, dots, or other crap - accompanied by a tight diameter that makes the best use of the texture. The interior layer is just slightly harder than the exterior material, but it is still very soft and flexible, so it accommodates your penis even if you are on the wide side.

Review

After I got over the external look of this toy, (I confess of having sex with women who are as ugly as this toy, so what?), I used the lotion included with the toy and went to business. As soon you enter the Monster Kakusei you realize you are going to enjoy the ride. The material welcomes you in and the texture invites you to thrust softly to make the session to last as much as you want. The material is soft so it allows you to go as deep as you want while caressing your penis with the organic texture. The Monster is a closed masturbator, so you can increase the suction by squeezing the sleeve while your penis is at the middle of the tunnel and avoid the extra suction just by removing yourself from the toy and entering again without squeezing.

The toy has the typical measures for Japanese masturbators, so it fits perfectly on Japanese sex dolls such as the Aki, Eri Nanjo, and  the Love Venus R. When you use the toy with these dolls, be prepared for a more intense session because the vaginal hole tunnel of the doll presses the whole toy, making the texture much more present along the whole length of the masturbator.  No matter what doll I used for the hands-free sessions, the result was the same - a powerful and long orgasm that left me spent but still wanting more.
Cleaning the Monster is pretty easy and does not require turning it inside out.

Score:

Immediate Feedback: 5/5
Orgasm Buildup: 5/5
Realism: 5/5
Tightness: 4/5 
Tear and Wear: 5/5 
Hygiene: 4/5 
Maintenance: 5/5 
Use: 5/5 

Value: High
Preference: High

Total score:  38 / 40

Verdict:

The Monster Kakusei is an ugly masturbator, but its ugliness is forgotten as soon you enter it for the first time. For a sub $40 toy, the Monster is a great addition to your collection.

FYI:

I used the lotion included with the Monster Kakusei for this review. The lube is between Honey Lotion and Gun Oil H2O, being closer in thickness to the later. It is a good lube - and Monster Eyes gives you a good supply of it by giving a 1.5 oz bottle. Something tell me they knew you will feed the Monster regularly!

Next: ?

RPP 3.0 #12: My Cocoa Masturbator (RPP #64)

"Why most of the masturbators are based on White or Asian women only? Nobody likes Black women?" Those had been my questions since I began using sex toys. There are a handful of famous Black porn stars, but sex toys based on them are extremely rare. Besides the Fleshlight's series molded from Misty Stone, the other toys I have seen are the Flip a Sista toy and this one - My Cocoa Masturbator. I decided to try the last one, since it looked to be a perfect fit for "Rosa", my modified C18 doll.

General Description

My Cocoa Masturbator is a relatively small toy - about 4.5 inches long and about 2.5 inches wide. The entrance hole is one of the smallest I have seen in a product marketed by an American company (California Exotics) at about 0.25 inches in diameter.

The toy is made of Cyberskin, so it is extremely soft and flexible. The orifice is overly sculpted with a tight tunnel with a simple wavy texture.

Review

The price of this toy - about $15 - should have been a good indicator of its quality. It is too tight and too small to be used comfortably even by a guy on the smaller side like me. The material is fine, but the texture is bland and the entrance so small that the toy ripped at the entrance during the second use. Unlike the Japanese toys that improve their usability after the tiny entrance rips, My Cocoa simply became useless after the third use, ripping to an extreme.

Cleaning this masturbator was pretty easy, but I only needed to clean it twice before I tossed it into the garbage.

Score:

Immediate Feedback: 2/5
Orgasm Buildup: 3/5
Realism: 3/5
Tightness: 3/5 
Tear and Wear: 2/5 
Hygiene: 5/5 
Maintenance: 2/5 
Use: 2/5 

Value: Low
Preference: Low

Total score:  22 / 40

Verdict:

Honestly, don't waste money on this one. If you want a toy to replicate fantasies with an African American toy, just save your dead presidents and get the Misty Stone Fleshlight collection.

FYI:
I used FleshLube Water as the lubricant for this review.


Next: 17 Bordeaux

RPP 3.0 #7: Sakura's Camel Toe (RPP #59)

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RPP 3.0 #6 : Venus Clone (RPP #58)

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RPP 3.0 #4: Venus Real (RPP #56)

In my previous post, I reviewed the Venus Cross and I said I made love to it. I should have kept those words for today's reviewed masturbator - the Venus Real.

General Description

The Venus Real is maybe the masturbator that has the most realistic canal texture in the market. Unlike all the other toys I had tried in my life, the Real does not use nubs or ribs to stimulate you. The canal of this Japanese toy has an organic texture through its whole length and a curved design with the curves at the right places. The texture seems to be a smooth one, good for long sessions.

Review

The Venus Real cross-section (Photo: Masturbator101.com)

I selected the Regular firmness for the Venus Real and it was a good selection. The material developed by Tomax feels very similar to the trusty Fleshlights, but it is smooth and not sticky.

I thought the Real would be a good toy since the moment I fingered it, but the reality was much better than expected. The first session for this review was using it as a hand-held masturbator using a thin lube (Fleshlight's Fleshlube Water). It did the work, but my arm was sore by the time I came - that is the drawback of using a toy that weights more of a pound (it weights about 1.5 pounds). The Venus Real felt great slapping on my genitals when I went balls deep, but my arm and shoulder were not feeling that well the next day.

Well, the next two sessions would not made any muscle sore. The hands-free sessions were, in one word, sublime.I wrote on the Venus Cross review that when you fuck a rubber pussy for an hour and you do not want to finish, that toy is a great one. What about waking up and finding yourself furiously pumping a rubber pussy just seconds before cumming? That would be an AWESOME toy, right? Well, the Real is THAT TOY!

This is the first time that this had ever happened to me. I took the Venus Real for a ride before sleeping time and made love to it for almost an hour before cumming. I was using "Victoria", my Teddy Babe Deluxe, as the toy's support (it does not fit completely, but I was able to keep the toy fixed in position for the session) and after cumming, I was so tired that I fell sleep on top of the doll with my dick still inside the Venus Real. I probably slept like half an hour or 45 minutes, but I was surprised to open my eyes and finding myself fucking the Real (and the doll) like a possessed, cumming for a second time just seconds after opening my eyes. I had never sleep-fucked anyone in my life, but it happened with this toy. That is how good this toy felt!.


I expected this toy to be "smooth", but it did not feel that way. Although the texture is one with a low intensity, the shape of the canal and the G-spot location are on the right place to send you overdrive in less than an hour. Even the hands-free sessions, which usually last for a little bit longer than an hour, did not last more than that thanks to the stimuli of the texture and the canal.

Like the Venus Cross, the Real cleans easily. Due to the size of the toy, it takes a time to dry completely, but that is expected of a toy of this size. Turning it inside out is not recommended due to the thickness of the Venus' walls.

Score:  

Immediate Feedback: 5/5
Orgasm Buildup: 5/5
Realism: 5/5
Tightness: 5/5   
Tear and Wear: 5/5 
Hygiene: 4/5 
Maintenance: 5/5 
Use: 5/5 

Value: High
Preference: High

Total score:  39 / 40

Verdict:

If you are looking for realism, this is the toy to have. You can buy it in all three firmness levels and have a few orgies on your own. Highly recommended!

FYI:
I used FleshLube Water as the lubricant for the sessions with the Cross. This lube is a thin lube sold by Fleshlight and it is good for subtle textures like this. I did not watch any movie for this review.

Next Stop: Fleshlight Flight.

RPP 2.0 #24: The Succubus Series - Standard Ripple (RPP #52)

So far, the Succubus series has shown to be a surprisingly good series of masturbators. All the tested models had received high scores and now it is the turn of the Standard Ripple, the last one of the models bought from the series. Is this ribbed toy as good as its more "evolved" sisters? Lets go to the review to discuss...

A cross section of the Succubus Standard Ripple (Photo: www.masturbator101.com)

Review

I left the Succubus Standard Ripple for last for a simple reason: its tunnel's design is the most traditional in the Japanese toy industry. The Standard Ripple has a wider entrance with a series of ribs and a "choke section" in the middle - a section with the same ribbed texture that is slightly narrower, changing the sensations experienced by the user. This texture is a classic one in Japanese sex toys, so if you are a regular masturbator user (like yours truly), you have a good idea of what to expect.

With ribbed toys, the main difference is the material. The harder the material, the more aggressive the texture will feel. In some toys, the ribs are so aggressive that users had nicknamed them "cheese graters", because that is how hard they feel the ribs on their penises.

These guys had not tried the Succubus Standard Ripple. I ordered the Standard Ripple in the "Hard" material and almost immediately regretted my choice. After all, ribbed toys are aggressive and I prefer a "softer" touch so my sessions are longer. All these regrets disappeared when I received the Succubus.

Even in the "Hard" material, the Succubus feels soft and flexible. This "hard" firmness is not as hard as expected, feeling like the material used in ToysHeart's Innocent Younger Sister masturbator. Thanks to this firmness, the ribs are not too aggressive - noticeable, but never "grating" your penis. The choke section helps to change the sensations once you penetrate the toy, making the ribs a little bit more noticeable but never unbearable.  The Standard Ripple (as tested) felt so durable, that during the hands free sessions I pounded it merciless - and this hole took it like a champion. After five no-holds-barred sessions, the Succubus Standard Ripple still looks just like after I removed it from its package.

My sessions with this toy were intense and interesting. I tested this toy with two different lubricants - Gun Oil 2.0 and the Honey lotion that all Succubus comes with - and it felt different with each. With a thinner lube (Gun Oil) the ribs were the main characters, specially the ones in the choke section. With the thicker lube (Honey Lotion), the pressure of the choke section and the suction were the key players. My sessions lasted about half an hour each, each one ending in good hard orgasms. The buildup depends on the lube, technique and speed that you use, but most importantly, the Succubus always feels comfortable.

Like its sisters, the Standard Ripple is very stretchy and flexible, odorless, and fine to the touch. Unlike its sisters, I preferred the Standard Ripple as a hand-held masturbator. It worked nicely as a hands-free masturbator (give it is inside a doll or another support), but I could feel the choke section better while using the toy as a hand-held device.

The Succubus is a closed-end masturbator, and as with most closed end toys, cleaning can be an issue, requiring to turn the sleeve inside out (something I don't like to do), or inserting a towel inside the canal to speed the drying and avoid mold inside the toy. The Succubus material ("Succubus Skin") even in its "Hard" version is flexible enough to turn the masturbator inside out without problem, so cleaning and drying is easy if you prefer that method. Maintenance is pretty easy, requiring a light starching / powdering for the toy to keep its softness to the touch.

Verdict:

The Succubus Standard Ripple is an excellent "traditionally textured" toy good for beginners and fans of ribbed toys. It is also a good choice for guys who are ware of ribbed toys that are too aggressive. The Standard Ripple feels comfortable and soft in its hardest version, so I imagine that in the "Soft" version, the toy should be a dream to play with. Highly recommended!

Score:  

Immediate Feedback: 5/5
Orgasm Buildup: 4/5
Realism: 3/5
Tightness: 4/5   
Tear and Wear: 5/5 
Hygiene: 4/5 
Maintenance: 5/5 
Use: 5/5 

Value: High
Preference: High

Total score:  35 / 40

FYI: I continued watching the casting videos from Mr. Woodman. Lucky bastard!

Next stop: ???

RPP 2.0 #23: The Succubus Series - Bumpy Road (RPP #51)

Continuing my enchantment by the mythical Succubus, this week I used the Bumpy Roads model. This masturbator reminded me of the old favorite STU Fleshlight due to its big rounded bumps. Is it that good? Lets see...

Succubus Bumpy Road inner texture (Photo: www.masturbator101.com)

Review

I ordered the Bumpy Road in its "Regular" firmness. Just like I established on the review for the 2D Wavy Ripple, the Succubus' Regular firmness is very similar to the one you find on the classic Fleshlights. Like its sisters, the Bumpy Road is very stretchy and flexible, odorless, and fine to the touch.

Unlike the reviewed Succubi, the canal of the Bumpy Road is straight and wider. Since the entrance is wider than in the other Succubi, it is easier to "finger" the toy. The bumps are easily noticeable and inviting, so you can imagine the next step... trying the masturbator with my penis!

Comparing this masturbator to the STU is unfair - the Succubus' bumps are softer than the STU's bumps, so the stimulation is more gradual. Even with softer bumps, the Bumpy Road provides immediate feedback and a constant stimulation that drives you to the edge of orgasm and keeps you there for a while. My sessions with this toy felt longer than the ones I have with similar toys, but when I checked the clock, none of them lasted more than 45 minutes. This Succubus has the power of warping time! (Ha, Ha, Ha!). The orgasm buildup with the Bumpy Road is slow, but when it reaches you, the orgasm is intense and fulfilling.

Just like the other Succubus, the Bumpy Road works well as a handheld stroker, but feels better during hands-free sessions. It fits easily into most of my dolls' vaginal orifices, so I can enjoy the experience with different "bodies". I really enjoyed it while using "Rosa", my C18 Candy (Body 4).

As with most closed end toys, cleaning can be an issue, requiring to turn the sleeve inside out (something I don't like to do), or inserting a towel inside the canal to speed the drying and avoid mold inside the toy. The Succubus material ("Succubus Skin") is flexible enough to turn the masturbator inside out without problem, so cleaning and drying is easy if you prefer that method. Maintenance is pretty easy, requiring a light starching / powdering for the toy to keep its softness to the touch.

Verdict:

If you want a budget masturbator for "edging" (building up your orgasm to  almost ejaculation), the Succubus Bumpy Road is your choice. It is a great addition to any sex toy collection!

Score:  

Immediate Feedback: 5/5
Orgasm Buildup: 5/5
Realism: 3/5
Tightness: 4/5   
Tear and Wear: 5/5 
Hygiene: 4/5 
Maintenance: 5/5 
Use: 5/5 

Value: High
Preference: High

Total score:  36 / 40

FYI: I watched a collection of casting videos from the legendary Pierre Woodman. Any bald, fat, hairy guy in his late 40s that has so much hot young pussy is my hero!

Next stop: The Succubus Standard Ripple

RPP 2.0 #22: The Succubus Series - Dots (RPP #50)

So, after being seduced by the Succubus 2D, I experienced another one of the variety: The Succubus Dots.



In terms of size and external appearance, the Dots looks exactly like the 2D, but don't be fooled - the Dots is a completely different animal... and a good one to deal with!

Let review this variation of the Succubus... (or I should say succubi?).

Review

Just like the Succubus 2D, the Succubus Dots looks like another cheap masturbation sleeve in the below $30 range. The main difference is the color (a lighter pink than the 2D in the "regular" firmness) and of course the material. I ordered the Succubus Dots in the soft firmness and to my surprise it felt as soft as the most expensive meikis. Remember - this is a $30 toy, and meikis start at $70! Just like the 2D, the Dots is extremely stretchy, almost odorless,  and the material feels fine to the touch.

The canal is just like the one in the 2D - very tight with a series of slight curves. In this case, the texture is a series of small dots covering all the interior of the canal. To the finger, they are almost non-existent, but pouring a few drops of lube on my finger woke them up. This lady was asking for something "bigger", so I proceeded.

I have to admit my hopes were high after my experience with the 2D and the Dots surpassed my expectations. The softer material felt like butter around my penis, hugging it all around with the mini-dots. During the first few minutes I could only feel the tightness of the canal, but a few trusts later, the dots said hello taking me to the heavens. The softer material and the subtle texture make my Succubus Dots to be a low-intensity sleeve and I can't complaint. My sessions with this sleeve lasted almost an hour, but each one had an incredible orgasm buildup and of course intense orgasms.

Just like the Succubus 2D, the Dots works well as a handheld stroker, but feels better during hands-free sessions. It fits easily into most of my dolls vaginal orifices, so I can enjoy the experience with different "bodies".

As with most closed end toys, cleaning can be an issue, requiring to turn the sleeve inside out (something I don't like to do), or inserting a towel inside the canal to speed the drying and avoid mold inside the toy. Maintenance is pretty easy, requiring a light starching for the toy to keep its softness to the touch.

Verdict:

Do you want a meiki, but don't have the $80 they cost? Get a Succubus Dots in its soft variation and get the same sensations. Like the 2D, it is a must have toy!

Score:  

Immediate Feedback: 4/5
Orgasm Buildup: 5/5
Realism: 5/5
Tightness: 5/5   
Tear and Wear: 5/5 
Hygiene: 4/5 
Maintenance: 5/5 
Use: 5/5 

Value: High
Preference: High

Total score:  38 / 40

FYI: No porn watched for this review.



Next Stop: ?

RPP 2.0 #21: The Succubus Series - 2D Wavy Ripple (RPP #49)

The general definition of a succubus is a female demon who takes the form of a woman to seduce men, driving them crazy during sexual intercourse. This definition applies perfectly to the Succubus  line of  toys made by the Japanese company Tomax and sold in the USA  by Queen Cat AdultToys (http://www.queencatadulttoys.com/).

The Succubus line is composed of 4 models, each one with its specific interior texture: the 2D Wavy Ripple, the Succubus Dots, the Succubus Standard Ripple, and the Succubus Bumpy Road. The textures themselves are not unique or revolutionary, but the fact that each model is available in three levels of material firmness (hard, regular, and soft) is. Just like that, you have a line of 12 different toys - all costing less than $30!

Is the Succubus a good toy? Lets go and review the first toy - the Succubus 2D Wavy Ripple.

Review

The Succubus 2D Wavy Ripple canal (side cut) (Photo: QueenSexAdultToys.com)

At first view, the Succubus looks like another cheap masturbation sleeve in the below $30 range. The orifice is almost cartoonish, its closed end promises somewhat of suction while using, and its size is perfect for those of us with smaller penises. The toy is about 6 inches long and 2 inches across, but it is incredibly stretchy, easily adjusting to your size if you are the proud owner of a monster cock.

The material surprised me. I bought the 2D Wavy Ripple in the regular firmness and it feels exactly as the good and trusted Fleshies. No smell at all, no oily feeling, and extremely inviting to penetrate. I did so with my finger and as expected, the texture didn't surprise me. Just a series of thin ribs - micro ribs if you want - inside a tight wavy canal. Even if not mind blowing, the feeling was enough to want to insert my penis inside it. So, that was exactly what I did next...

Oh My! This little sleeve felt like heaven! I felt first the tightness of the sleeve and after a few seconds without moving, I felt the pressure of the micro ribs around my penis. The ribs became more pronounced after a few minutes of use, but they never got annoying or irritating like the ribs in other toys. The suction of the toy became a factor into play and I have to admit I lost it. My sessions with this little fucker NEVER lasted more than 40 minutes, but each one of those sessions was a serious orgasm.

The toy works well as a stroker (hand-held), but it shines as a hands free sleeve specially if you are a sex doll user. This sleeve fit perfectly into my C18s and my TBs, allowing for a total simulated experience. Ironically, the toy is too big for the Japanese-made dolls, requiring you to force the damn thing into the doll's orifice. Still, is one of the few sleeves that is interchangeable between my "sex partners" allowing for better sessions.

As with most closed end toys, cleaning can be an issue, requiring to turn the sleeve inside out (something I don't like to do), or inserting a towel inside the canal to speed the drying and avoid mold inside the toy. Maintenance is pretty easy, requiring a light starching for the toy to keep its softness to the touch.

Verdict:

If you want a sex toy and are cash-strapped, the Succubus 2D is an option you MUST consider. One of the best toys around, kicking the ass of Tenga to oblivion and getting head to head with Fleshlight and the meikis.

Score:  

Immediate Feedback: 5/5
Orgasm Buildup: 5/5
Realism: 5/5
Tightness: 5/5   
Tear and Wear: 5/5 
Hygiene: 4/5 
Maintenance: 5/5 
Use: 5/5 

Value: High
Preference: High

Total score:  39 / 40

FYI: I watched some classic 70's and early 1980's porn while using the Succubus 2D. My Little Sister, Deep Throat, and The Erotic Adventures of Lolita helped me to blow my loads during the review. Have to love those natural titties and hairy pussies!



Next Stop: The Succubus Dots

RPP 2.0 #19: Fleshlight's Blade (RPP #47)

Continuing the series of "past-due" reviews, today I will be discussing the Fleshlight's Blade sleeve. Usually, when I finish the five testing sessions with a sleeve / onahole, I already have formed an opinion about it: I either like it or not, and can give a clear description of the reasons for my opinion. With the Blade, I had to go to the extra mile to review it - all that due to the new flexible case. Lets go to the review and let me expand...

Blade sleeve (ILF / Fleshlight

Review

The Blade is an interesting idea from ILF. Like its Fleshjack cousin the Sword, the Blade was designed to be a compact sized sleeve with enough space for the larger guys. At the same time, both sleeves introduced a new concept from ILF - the squeezable case!

Unlike all FLs / SIACs, the cases of both the Blade and the Sword is made of a flexible rubber-like plastic that allows you to squeeze it a little bit to add pressure and tightness to the sleeve. The new case plus a new pear-shaped orifice make the Blade a lot easier to grip when compared to the standard Fleshlight and the SIACs. Since here the case adds a new variable to the system, I will review both the case AND the texture.

The Case - What I like...
I like the shape and the graphic design of the case. The flexible case has the design of a katana handle allowing for a far superior grip during use and for a Japanese art fan like me, the design and the antique bronze color look cool as hell. The pear shape of the sleeve also helps in improving the grip, since your hand is in a more natural position. In addition, the material is soft enough for you to squeeze up to feeling your penis inside the sleeve, but strong enough to avoid you choking your little friend too hard.

The Case - What I don't like

The bad news for the Blade (IMO), is when you begin to use it. The case has four small holes on the bottom and a big removable tab on the center. The removable tab is to change the suction inside the texture and although I used the sleeve with and without it, I could not feel a big difference besides being able to feel the texture a little bit better. That was not that bad... The bad part were the four little holes.

See, I like to have long sessions. One way to achieve that is using a little bit of extra lube at the beginning of the session, so with the friction some of it gets consumed and the remaining lube reactivates with my pre-cum. That allows me to have sessions longer than 30 minutes without reapplying lube.

With the traditional FLs and the SIACs that method has not been a problem at all even when having the session without the end cap of the hard cases. With the Blade, even an extra drop created a mess of lube all over the case after a few minutes of use. Why? Simple - when you penetrate the lubed sleeve, air pushes some of the lube towards the end of the sleeve. And guess what you have in the end? The damned four small holes that serve as gates for the extra lube to exit and create a wet mess all over the hand you are using to stroke. Hands free sessions are even worse because the leaked lube wets everything in contact with the cover. The only way I was able to enjoy the sleeve without worrying about the mess was closing the holes with electric tape.

The texture

The Blade inner texture (ILF / Fleshlight)

 The texture of the Blade is a tested classic in the masturbation sleeve industry - a series of medium thickness ribs forming various chambers that change in  diameter. This texture in a hard case would make you explode with its intensity in a few minutes, but in the flexible case it expands a little bit more, allowing your penis to last a little bit longer. Press the case, and the ribs are slightly more noticeable, taking you to the edge. Release the case, and the chambers keep you at the edge. Once you are at that level, the Blade keeps you there, guessing what combination of pressure and speed will make you orgasm and which one will help you to stay on the edge a little bit more.


Finding that sweet spot take a few uses (in my case, I needed to fix the leakage issue first), but once you find it, the Blade becomes a good sleeve. Cleaning as always is easy, but removing and replacing the sleeve in the case takes some practice due to the pear shape.

Verdict:

The Blade is a good sleeve, allowing you to build intense orgasms - once you get used to the gimmicks of the flexible case.

Score:  

Immediate Feedback: 4/5
Orgasm Buildup: 5/5
Realism: 4/5
Tightness: 4/5   
Tear and Wear: 5/5 
Hygiene: 5/5 
Maintenance: 5/5 
Use: 5/5 

Value: High
Preference: High

Total score:  37 / 40

FYI: I did not use porn for this review.

Next Stop: ?

RPP 2.0 #15: Peach Pai Masturbation Sleeve (RPP #43)

Japanese toys are the weirdest in the world, both in names and in concepts. One of these weird concepts is the Peach Pai. It has a funny name - it reminded me of the now classic American Pie scene where the guy sticks his penis into a nice and warm pie - and a funny appearance thanks to its slight curve. Apparently, in Japanese Peach Pai refers to soft and round breasts and this sleeve take that concept to the masturbation sleeve. Is it good?  It is simply weird?  Lets go to the review so I can share the details...

Review

The Peach Pai is a soft masturbator sleeve manufactured by Toys Heart in Japan and it is an interesting concept. It has three main sections: a bumped section with a pair of "breast-shaped" bumps with nipples, another two smooth bumps, then a short thick ribs section, ending with a bulb shaped smooth section. The sleeve has a short curve at the entrance making its looks kind of funny.

Peach Pai textures (Photo: ToyDemon.com)

The Peach Pai is a sleeve on the $25 range and it shows. Its material is soft - almost like life feeling while you use it - but still has the resistance and consistency of something artificial. It is designed to be used as a hand-held device, giving a good grip and allowing to be squeezed as desired while using it. One of the reasons of the bulb shaped smooth section at the end of the sleeve is to allow the user to squeeze and remove air from the interior of the sleeve, increasing the suction of the closed end design. A unique thing about the spongy material of the Peach Pai is that when you press it, the material distributes the pressure - you don't feel the points where your fingers are pressing, but you feel the pressure all over your penis.

Although it is designed as a handheld masturbator, the Peach Pai fits perfectly in the vaginal cavities of most low-end solid dolls such as the Teddy Babes, the Venus R torso, and other Japanese made dolls. Using it placed into one of these dolls changes the experience, giving a soft and nice orgasm build up thanks to the softness of the material and the natural feeling stimulation provided by the three different structures. Depending on both the depth and the angle of penetration, you can feel as if you are fucking three different pussies.

The sleeve size allows for most men to enjoy it, but be aware that the entrance lips are tight and they get easily ripped after a few uses. As in most Japanese toys, the softness of the material has the disadvantage of how much punishment it can take. 

The Peach Pie is a closed sleeve, so get ready for a difficult clean up with water and some soap. Drying this sleeve takes time, so I will recommend to use a thin cloth to dry excess water from the inside as soon as you wash it. Also, a bit of alcohol helps to avoid mold development due to the material's porosity.

Verdict:

The Peach Pai is an interesting sleeve to have in your collection if you like low intensity toys. It is fun to use by yourself or with your partner and if you like to use dolls to play, it is a good insert to play through long sessions. It is fun to use, but mostly for doll use.

Score:  

Immediate Feedback: 3/5
Orgasm Buildup: 5/5
Realism: 4/5
Tightness: 4/5   
Tear and Wear: 3/5 
Hygiene: 3/5 
Maintenance: 4/5 
Use: 4/5 

Value: High
Preference: Moderate

Total score:  30 / 40

FYI: No porn was used for this review. I used my trustworthy Ada (Venus R) doll for the hands free sessions.

Next Stop: Whatever I feel to enjoy...

RPP 2.0 #7: Virgin Sister Meiki (RPP #35)

Virgin Sister Meiki showing its canal (Photo: Omocha Dreams.com)

Review:

Tonight's reviewed product arrives From South Korea. The Virgin Sister Meiki (VSM from now on) is one of three meikis in a series known as the Sisters: Virgin, Mature, and Nympho. The differences among these sisters are the width of their canals (Virgin is the tightest, Mature is the widest) and how pronounced is each one of the internal texture. In that area, the Nympho is the one with the most noticeable texture. It is important to notice that all three meikis have realistic internal structures including a G-Spot.

The VSM is extremely soft as most meikis are, so if you are expecting an intense ride, you will be disappointed. Meikis are not made for intensity, they are designed to be as real as possible and it that, they excel. The VMS has only 1 cm (less than 0.5 inches) in its widest part, so no matter how thin your penis is, it will wrap you totally. The texture is incredibly organic, with a series of delicate nubs and ridges distributed in chambers that follow a natural curvature.

As said, the VSM is not designed to be intense, it is designed to be realistic. When you penetrate the VMS, you don't feel an intense feedback - you feel a warm sensation that drives you to fuck that rubber pussy slowly, taking your time. Its feedback is soft, but constant. The softness of the material combined with the lube makes the meiki feel as if its melting around your penis. It is a sensation difficult to explain, but it is one of the best sensations you can feel with an artificial vagina.

It is easier to show the internal texture than to explain it... (Photo: Omocha Dreams.com)

Even with all that praise, the VSM is not perfect. This rubber pussy is big and heavy - about 7 inches long, 4 inches in diameter and almost 2 pounds - making it difficult to use as a stroker. When dry, the VSM is floppy and difficult to handle, once wet with lube it becomes ultra slippery and extremely difficult to handle during masturbation. Unlike the Fleshlights, the VSM does not have a plastic case to assist in placing it into a mount, so you have to be creative to be able to use it hands free. It is also too big to use in most dolls - it does not fit in any of the four dolls I have - which is a shame, because personally I would love to be able to place this meiki into any of my dolls to have a great masturbatory experience. How did I use my VSM? I placed on an old pillow, rolled the pillow and stuffed the assembly into the crease of a folded body pillow. That whole ensemble gave the VSM a good support to use it hands free without risking damage to the ultra soft material.

After engineering a support, I could concentrate in enjoying the pleasure that only meikis can deliver. Change the angle of penetration and you have what feels like a different toy. Rotate the toy to simulate different positions and each will give you different sensations. It is like having a different toy every time you turn it. Orgasms are a religious experience with this toy, cumming long and hard in every time I used this toy.

Besides the requirement of engineering a hands free support, meikis have two other drawbacks - cleaning and drying. Since the VSM is a closed toy, cleaning requires some assistance from the user involving scooping fluids out of the toy with your fingers. Drying is another hassle due to the small diameter of the canal. Be prepared to insert a towel to dry the interior and adding some alcohol to speed drying time and avoid mold growth in the interior.

Verdict: The VSM is one of the best masturbators around, even with the difficulties to use and clean it.

Score:

Immediate Feedback: 5/5
Orgasm Buildup: 5/5
Realism: 5/5
Tightness: 5/5
Tear and Wear: 5/5
Hygiene: 4/5
Maintenance: 4/5
Use: 4/5
Value: High  The Virgin Sister Meiki is a great sleeve with a few drawbacks.  
Preference: High One of the best overall toys I have tested.

Total score: 37 / 40 

FYI:  No porn was used for this review. Maybe next one...

The RP Project #4: TENGA's Flip Hole Black

And now, something completely different...

The fourth review of the Rubber Pussy Project discuss something that doesn't even looks like a pussy (or any other sexual organ): TENGA's Flip Hole Black. This masturbator from the Japanese company TENGA can be considered revolutionary by its stylish exterior design, the fact of being part of the limited reusable TENGA lineup (most TENGA products are designed for single use, although users had found ways to reuse them up to 10 or more times), and the innovative drying method. Anyway, I had fucked this black cased hole and this is its review...

First Impressions:
 Looking at the TENGA Flip Hole series, the first thing to admire is their external design. They are designed to look as anything but a sex toy. No vaginal entrance, no decals, nothing shouting "pervert" aloud like other sex toys. Fleshlights are easy to conceal if they are inside the case, but try to explain the vaginal / mouth / anal entrance if someone turns the large cap. You can leave the Flip Hole in plain sight and while it will make some people curious, most people will believe you if you tell them it is part of your electronic gadgetry collection.

"It is my wi-fi antenna finder..."

When you open the clam-designed case, you find a labyrinth of intimidating silicon textures. You  will see triangular wedges, nubs, spheres and a bunch of other crazy shit that will make you think "How am I going to put my cock here?".

Edges, wedges, orbs, and spheres: TENGA's obstacle course for your cock

As established in the rules, I used the Flip Hole for 5 consecutive occasions, using a homemade mix of  Xantham Gum as the lubricant, and using it hands free at least in two occasions. Now, lets break down the review:


Intensity (5 / 5)

The Flip Hole Black (FHB from now on) promises intensity - and it delivers.


The array of textures inside the FHB make their presence known right after you penetrate this toy. The massage feels kind of rough at first - the material is not as soft as in the Fleshlights and the textures are basically structures pressing your penis all around - but once the lube begins to do its work, the FHB structures do their work. The walls at the entrance press the shaft while the slightly more delicate orbs and edges torture the head, driving you crazy. In my case, the intensity was too strong, forcing me to stop moving inside the FHB and waiting for a few minutes before trying again. Rotating the FHB allows you to have a completely different sensation at every quarter turn, allowing some adjustment of intensity.

When the inevitable orgasm arrives, it does hard regardless of the method used (hands free or stroking). The orgasm is so intense that they made me grunt like an animal and left my little fellow extremely sensitive for minutes after cumming. In three of the occasions, I had to stay inside the FHB until the waves of the orgasm subsided - I felt I was still cumming after 30 or more seconds.

Tightness (5/5)
The FHB entrance is tight - really tight. With a mere 4.5 inches girth I had some problems entering this toy and looking at the entrance while doing it, I was often afraid the whole thing was going to rip apart. Once inside it felt just right.
For those who likes suction / extra tightness, the FHB has the now famous three suction discs that allow the user to vary the tightness at either the base, the shaft or the head areas with one hand. Personally, since I liked the regular suction of the toy, I didn't use these discs. Anyhow, it's good to know they are there...    

Likeness (2/5)
The FHB is not designed to simulate any type of real sex, it is designed to make you cum fast, hard, and as much as you can.

Versatility (5/5)
Surprisingly, the FHB worked really well in the hands free sessions, something I didn't expect because it was designed more for stroking. Stroking provides a sharper, more intense session while the hands free method provided slightly longer sessions with a better orgasm build. Since this toy is full of textures, any single variation in angle or position made the FHB a new experience during the sessions making this toy an extremely versatile one.

Lubricant use (5/5)
Once lubed, the FHB didn't require any extra lube or re-wetting. Perfect score in this category.

Use (3/5)
The FHB has two flaws in this category: setup and noise. Due to its clamshell design, the base has a triple duty as base, lock and drying stand. After lubing it, you need to slide the base in the opposite to lock both halves in position. Doing this while hard and wanting to do it fast so could fuck the toy is almost a torture because I missed the positioning so many times that it was frustrating. Often I was almost limp again after struggling to place the damn thing in place.
The other flaw (from my perspective) is the slurping and farting noises this toy makes while using it. Slurping noises add a little bit to the excitement given that you don't have a roommate or paper thin walls on your room. The farting noises are a totally different issue. I found them to be distracting and even annoying. At least, the noise is almost non noticeable during hands free sessions, but really distracting during stroking sessions.

Hygiene (4 / 5)
One of the major selling points of the FH series is that they are supposed easy to clean. Well, I prefer cleaning a Fleshlight over cleaning the FHB. Regardless of the Fleshlight design, they are pretty easy to clean - just open a faucet with cold or warm water and allow the running water to flush the interior. With the FHB, you open the toy, put it under the faucet... and run your fingers through it to clean your spunk. Since the FHB has so many intricate structures, semen stays trapped between them - specially the ending orbs. Running water alone can't clean it effectively, so I ended doing some scrubbing with my fingers to remove all the semen from it. With 95% of my Fleshies I don't have to scoop my fluids - a big plus.

Drying (4/5)
The FHB design allows for fast and easy drying. Surprisingly, the material dries pretty quickly considering the maze of structures inside it. The only drawback is that while cleaning some water can get trapped between the silicone and the plastic case, requiring the user to be careful before storing to avoid mold. 

Maintenance (5 / 5)
I had this toy for five months and it had not required any special maintenance.

Tear and wear (4/5)
After the 5 use run, I found some minor tears on the entrance and some wear on the discs areas. No effect whatsoever on the experience. 

Total score: 42 / 50

All aspects considered, the FHB is a good toy investment given that your penis is not too thick. If you have a girth above 5.5 inches, prepare for a tight ride and some major wear and tear on the toy's entrance and body.


TENGA products are available at various resellers, but I would recommend to buy your Japanese toys from Toy Demon. I buy my Asian toys from them and their service is excellent.

FYI: The visual stimuli for these sessions was provided by Private's House of Games and Hot Assphalt. They are "old" movies (2003 and 2005), but Bobbi Eden, Letizia Bruni, and Anastacia Mayo deserve to be seen.

The RP Project #3: Jesse Jane's Gauntlet Fleshlight

The third review of the Rubber Pussy Project discuss Jesse Jane's signature texture for the Fleshlight Girls series: The Gauntlet. As with all the Fleshlight Girls (FLG from now on), this sleeve has an opening molded from the vagina of a porn star, in this case Jesse Jane. The texture is one of the recent multi-textured sleeves : a combination of various FL textures offered in the same sleeve.

Nice photo, even if you don't like blonds! (Photo: Fleslight / ILF)

As established in the rules, I used the Ms. Jane's FLG for 5 consecutive nights, using a homemade mix of  Xantham Gum as the lubricant, and using it hands free in two occasions. Now, lets break down the review:


Intensity (4 / 5)

The Gauntlet is kind a greatest hits record - it was the first attempt from Fleshlight to combine the most liked aspects of previous textures in a single sleeve (the Stoya Destroya and the Private Primal follow the same idea of combining current textures).

The Gauntlet combines the micro ribs found on the Forbidden, the "teeth" from the Swallow, the inverted node of the Lotus, the Fangs from the Succu-Dry, and last but not least, the pillows from the STU. All these textures are considered pretty much intense, and the idea of combining them in a single sleeve was to provide the most intense FLG at the moment. Unfortunately, it fails to provide that level of intensity - unless your penis is longer than 7 inches.
With a 5 inch long penis, I reach part of the Fang texture, a texture that is extremely pleasurable, but is intense only when close to orgasm. Even with that drawback, the Gauntlet gives a good ride. The "teeth" and the slight resistance of the inverted node provide immediate feedback and it continues increasing until you are surprised by fangs. The Fang texture feels soft at first, but stroking or thrusting slowly they really feel sharp, "biting" your penis (in my case, the head of my penis received those bites).
Orgasms were the most vocal I had since starting the RPP, making me grunt loudly when using it hands free. It is intense, but the Gauntlet fails to score a 5 due to the scale factor - if shorter penis owners could experience the whole texture, the Gauntlet would receive a perfect score. 

Tightness (4/5)
The Gauntlet is tight enough to satisfy most users. The entrance is tighter than expected thanks to the micro ribs and the Jesse Jane mold is maybe one of the most appealing (at least for me). Unfortunately, the FLG case doesn't provide enough suction to make this FLG shine as a cum drainer.    

Likeness (3/5)
This FLG was not designed to simulate real sex, and the texture lets you know that fact from the start. Nevertheless, the molding of Jesse Jane's pussy does give some reality sense when using the texture in hands free mode. Its clitoris presses nicely on the pelvic area when going balls deep into the FLG, creating an illusion of reality that is not present on the Lupe Fuentes or the generic vagina molds. .

Versatility (5/5)
This sleeve allows for both manual stroking and hands free use. Something about the Gauntlet is that it feels completely different based on how you use it in terms of method, position, end cap placement and angle. It is an extremely versatile texture highly recommended for hands free sessions. 

Lubricant use (4/5)
This sleeve retains lube pretty well, but unlike the Mini Lotus, here the more lube you use, the better the Gauntlet feels. To keep full enjoyment of the texture, I had to re-lube twice during sessions lasting 30 minutes or more (longest session was a two-hours hands free with various edging rests). As with the Lupe Fuentes, applying lube to the penis head and the entrance of the sleeve is required to avoid hurting yourself or damaging the sleeve.

Use (5/5)
Lube, Insert, Fuck, Repeat until Cum. No major issues with using this sleeve.

Hygiene (5 / 5)
All Fleshlights are pretty easy to clean - just open a faucet with cold or warm water and allow the running water to flush the interior. Since all fleshlights are open ended sleeves, running water through them between 20 and 60 seconds is more than enough to clean them. Adding some alcohol after each use helps to avoid any mold or fungi to develop inside the canal.

Drying (4/5)
The Gauntlet dries slightly better than the Mini Lotus, but still requires between 3 to 6 hours of hanging out before safe storage.

Maintenance (4.5 / 5)
The sleeve got somewhat sticky after a few uses, something fixed by rubbing it with corn starch before storing it for a long time. To keep the toy in top condition, I cover it with corn starch whenever it is going to be stored for more than one week.

Tear and wear (5/5)
No tears or noticeable wear observed after the weekly sessions.

Total score: 43.5 / 50

The Jesse Jane FLG with the Gauntlet texture is a good buy for anyone looking for a texture that builds up in intensity until reaching the orgasm. If you are looking for a texture to enjoy sessions between 20 and 60 minutes, the Gauntlet is a texture you should consider.

If you want to buy this FLG, you should go here!

P.S.: While using this toy, I used the following movies for "inspiration": Private's Cleopatra 1 & 2, and Millionaire 1 &2.

RPP Review #1: Lotus Lager / Lady Lager SIAC (mini lotus)

So here is the first review from the Rubber Pussy Project (RPP) - the Lotus Lager  / Lady Lager SIAC. This masturbation sleeve is sold by ILF in their Fleshlight website  and it is part of their scaled down products for guys with smaller / thinner penises. (FYI, my penis is 5 inches long, 4.5 inches girth, and I am uncircumcised.) This sleeve was the first one I bought about 9 months ago and it stills feels as good as new. Currently, the Lotus Lager is sold as the Lady Lager - same sleeve, but with a different case color and graphics. The newer version - Lady Lager - has a golden color case in the shape of a beer can and a dark blue graphic label. You can see the texture at Fleshlight's Sex-in-a-can promo page


As established in the rules, I used the Lotus Lager for 5 consecutive nights, using a homemade mix of  Xantham Gum as the lubricant, and using it hands free in two occasions. Now, lets break down the review:


Intensity

To produce pleasure, this sleeve has a series of different sized chambers that tries to replicate the feelings of vaginal sex. The intensity of this sleeve will vary greatly depending on the quantity of lube being used: the more lube you use, the smoother the texture will feel, meaning you won't feel the ribs that change the sleeve diameter as much. I always begin with plenty of lube because I am not circumcised, so I don't feel high intensity during the initial strokes. Once the lube begins to dry - the story changes. At that moment, I feel the material pressing and popping as my penis goes in and out of the sleeve, giving waves of subtle but constant pleasure.

With  SIACs, the diameter of the canal provides constant pressure around the penis and the case provides almost a vacuum seal, allowing suction to be a huge playing factor. You can modify the suction level to your liking - full suction will make difficult thrusting the sleeve while no suction at all allows to feel the whole variety of chamber sizes. You can control the duration of your session easily - mine lasted between 25 minutes (stroking at a medium pace) to an incredible 2 hours (free-hand method at a slow pace and edging).

Orgasms with this sleeve ranged from a good, satisfied one, to the toe curling, epic ones (the one after 2 hours falls in the "mother-fucking-vocal" epic category).

Intensity Score: 4 / 5. The curve of finding the right quantity of lube to use to fully enjoy the texture lowers the score to 4.



Tightness (5/5)
If you are looking for tightness, the SIACs are the place to look for. The SIACs are designed to provide tightness all around the penis - they are about 6 inches long with a diameter just above the quarter inch. In addition, the SIAC case allows you to modify the suction by adjusting or removing completely the end cap. Without the end cap, it feels like fucking that 18 years old virgin. WORD OF CAUTION: If your girth (measurement of your penis circumference when erect) is above 5.5 inches, the SIAC could be too tight for you. There are individuals with those measurements that had reported discomfort and rashes when using the SIACs.  

 Likeness (4/5)
Once properly lubed, fucking the Lotus Lager feels pretty close to real vaginal sex. Unfortunately, the sleeve doesn't have any interior texture such as bumps or ridges, leaving all the stimulation to the size variation of the main canal. Close, but not exactly the same...

Versatility (4/5)
The size of the sleeve is perfect for both manual stroking and free hand use, but the case can make both operations kind of difficult and sometimes dangerous. The case has a smooth surface and when stroking is pretty normal that some lube leaks from the top end - especially when using it without the end cap. That makes the case slippery, provoking certain incidents where the SIAC simply slips out of the hand. When using it free hand, I had to be extremely careful of not thrusting too hard to avoid the texture to cave in into the case - exposing the hard plastic ring of the case. That ring is pretty sharp and can cause abrasions and cuts - something that ILF had tried to solve in later SIAC models.

Lubricant use (5/5)

This sleeve retains lube perfectly, requiring to reapply or re-wet thelube only in sessions longer than 30 minutes. Applying lube to the penis head and the entrance of the sleeve is required to avoid hurting yourself or damaging the sleeve.

Use (4/5)
As written above, the main issue with using and setting up this sleeve is the lube quantity and the force of the strokes.

Hygiene (5 / 5)
All Fleshlights are pretty easy to clean - just open a faucet with cold or warm water and allow the running water to flush the interior. Since all fleshlights are open ended sleeves, running water through them between 20 and 60 seconds is more than enough to clean them. Adding some alcohol after each use helps to avoid any mold or fungi to develop inside the canal.

Drying (3/5)
This is probably the Achilles heel of this toy - it requires between 5 to 12 hours to dry completely without using any fan or blower. Hanging the sleeve in the open air to dry takes time due to the chamber structure and especially because of the inverted node at the beginning of the sleeve. That node retains water and humidity, so if there is a lot of humidity in the air, expect to have your Lotus Lager hanging for a few hours.

Maintenance (4.5 / 5)
 The sleeve got disgustingly sticky after a few uses, something fixed by rubbing it with corn starch before storing it for a long time. To keep the toy in top condition, I cover it with corn starch whenever it is going to be stored for more than one week.

Tear and wear (5/5)
This was my first masturbation sleeve in a long time and it looks and feel just as brand new after 9 months of regular use. It has no visible tears as of today

Total score: 40.5 / 50

The Lotus Lager / Lady Lager SIAC is a good overall investment given that your penis measures less than 7 inches in length and / or 5.5 inches in girth.