Inflatababes: the plastic harem

Two years ago, if anyone asked me if I would be using blow up dolls for sex I would laugh hard and maybe sent them to fuck themselves. Now, it is a different story. I do not only have a collection of 8 solid sex dolls, but in the past months I included a handful of inflatable dolls - or inflatababes as we call them in the doll community.

Inflatable doll (or blow-up dolls) are not as detailed or realistic as their silicone sisters, but they have several advantages. Obviously, they weight almost nothing and are easy to store - just deflate and fold. Another advantage is their price - you can find great looking inflatababes like the Sophia Inked for $150 or a less attractive doll for as low as $5. Besides that, you have a wide variety of "fetishes" dolls available - "small people", transsexuals, aliens, fairies, big women, big breasts, even animals!

One drawback from the inflatababes is the packaging. You look at the package and you see this gorgeous model, so you (foolishly) expect to get a doll with some resemblance to the model. Once you open the package, reality sinks in when you see a doll with triangular breasts ( a la Madonna / Kate Perry), a painted face looking like the drawing of a 5-year old kid, absolutely no ass, and orifices way too small for a pencil. You simply take the doll, deflate it, and toss it into a dark forgotten corner of your closet until its time for the next general cleaning.

The problem is that few places give you information about how these dolls look and feel. In that, you are on your own... until now.

Thanks to a friend who owns a sex shop, I have received a bunch of inflatababes for me to review. Since his store is strictly "brick and mortar" (no web sales), he doesn't want any promotion here, but he is posting copies of my my reviews next to the toys at his store, so now I am the proud owner of a harem of inflatababes that I will be reviewing in this blog.

 So how will i review this blow-up girls? Easy... I will review them in five areas: body shape, fuckability, looks, ease of inflation / deflation, and durability. Like in the Rubber Pussy Project, each area will have a max of 5 points and I will add comments about value and preference (high, moderate, or low). Of course, you will get a photo of the real thing inflated.

Now, get ready to blow...

RPP 3.0 #13: Seventeen Bordeaux (RPP #65)

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RPP 3.0 #12: My Cocoa Masturbator (RPP #64)

"Why most of the masturbators are based on White or Asian women only? Nobody likes Black women?" Those had been my questions since I began using sex toys. There are a handful of famous Black porn stars, but sex toys based on them are extremely rare. Besides the Fleshlight's series molded from Misty Stone, the other toys I have seen are the Flip a Sista toy and this one - My Cocoa Masturbator. I decided to try the last one, since it looked to be a perfect fit for "Rosa", my modified C18 doll.

General Description

My Cocoa Masturbator is a relatively small toy - about 4.5 inches long and about 2.5 inches wide. The entrance hole is one of the smallest I have seen in a product marketed by an American company (California Exotics) at about 0.25 inches in diameter.

The toy is made of Cyberskin, so it is extremely soft and flexible. The orifice is overly sculpted with a tight tunnel with a simple wavy texture.

Review

The price of this toy - about $15 - should have been a good indicator of its quality. It is too tight and too small to be used comfortably even by a guy on the smaller side like me. The material is fine, but the texture is bland and the entrance so small that the toy ripped at the entrance during the second use. Unlike the Japanese toys that improve their usability after the tiny entrance rips, My Cocoa simply became useless after the third use, ripping to an extreme.

Cleaning this masturbator was pretty easy, but I only needed to clean it twice before I tossed it into the garbage.

Score:

Immediate Feedback: 2/5
Orgasm Buildup: 3/5
Realism: 3/5
Tightness: 3/5 
Tear and Wear: 2/5 
Hygiene: 5/5 
Maintenance: 2/5 
Use: 2/5 

Value: Low
Preference: Low

Total score:  22 / 40

Verdict:

Honestly, don't waste money on this one. If you want a toy to replicate fantasies with an African American toy, just save your dead presidents and get the Misty Stone Fleshlight collection.

FYI:
I used FleshLube Water as the lubricant for this review.


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RPP 3.0 #11: Sasha Grey's Cream Pie Pussy (RPP #63)

Did you recognize her dressed?

What type of woman is your dream woman? For me, the perfect woman is the one that looks completely innocent when dealing with the "outside world", then is a fiery beast on bed ready to do whatever you want. If you believe that is only my fantasy, then you do not know Sasha Grey. This 24 year old woman IS the real deal. Innocent looking enough that she was allowed to read to a class of elementary school kids, Sasha is a freak in intimacy - or at least she is in the movies she has made so far. Of course, she have her own sex toy and it the one I am reviewing today.

Sasha Grey's Cream Pie Pussy

General Description

Sasha's rubber pussy is a relatively small toy - 5 inches long by 2.5 inches. It is made by Doc Johnson in the infamous UR3 (Ultra Realistic 3) material. In fact, the damn thing is realistic. The consistency is similar to human flesh and it is extremely detailed - you can notice even the pores on the "skin" and the nice folds on the lips. The orifice is inviting and the toy is ergonomically designed, so it fits nicely on your hand.

The toy's internal structure is simple - a series of soft bumps that are expected to feel natural and not too intense. The material is harder than the Fleshlight (and way harder than the meiki material), but still is comfortable to use once lubed. The only drawback of the design is the material's fruity smell which can be annoyingly distracting while using it.

Review

For a sub $30 toy, this rubber pussy is a decent one. As a stroker, its size and weight is perfect - it allows you to use it without feeling as if you were lifting dumbbells. If you are used to more expensive (and softer)  toys, the UR3 material is going to feel hard and too springy but still is good enough to pound without worrying about breaking it. As expected, the inner texture is not too intense, but the material and the wide ribs inside the canal work marvels on your penis. The toy is a closed end one, so it creates a good suction during use.

If you like to use dolls, the Sasha Grey will fit perfectly in most Japanese dolls as well as others like the Teddy Babes. Using it in hands-free sessions make the toy even milder but it improves the suction (or at least it feels like that), making you last longer and building a major orgasm.
Cleaning this masturbator is very easy and keeping it on top condition is as simple as powdering it regularly to avoid stickiness. The only issue I have with this toy is the fruity smell, which was kind of a distraction to me - specially when the smell stayed on my hands after washing them.

Score:

Immediate Feedback: 3/5
Orgasm Buildup: 5/5
Realism: 3/5
Tightness: 3/5 
Tear and Wear: 5/5 
Hygiene: 5/5 
Maintenance: 5/5 
Use: 4/5 

Value: High
Preference: Medium

Total score:  33 / 40

Verdict:

The Sasha Grey Cream Pie Pussy is a good toy for an occasional user or those who are new to male masturbation toys. It offers a good experience for a toy between $15 and $30, but it will disappoint more experienced users or those looking for a ride as intense as Sasha.

FYI:
I used FleshLube Water as the lubricant for this review. For the stroker sessions I used the perfectly titled FUCK Sasha Grey - where she even fucks a guy dressed as a teddy bear. For the hands free sessions, I used my TBD "Victoria".

BTW, let me close this review with a photo of  Ms. Grey  in all her glory...

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RPP 3.0 #10: Fleshlight Freaks: Zombie (RPP #62)

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RPP 3.0 #9: My Ona Pet 2 (RPP #61)

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RPP 3.0 #8: Work at Night Masturbator (RPP #60)

We all have heard the KISS principle: "Keep It Simple, Stupid!" Apparently someone at the Japanese company TOMAX was listening to this principle when designing the Work at Night masturbator. Is its simplicity good? Lets see...

General Description

The Work at Night masturbator is a study in simplicity. Everything is simple in its design: the entrance is just a hole without any pussy lips or design, its exterior has no designs or grooves to improve grip, and the interior texture is just a series of ribs with different diameters. When you see the Work at Night and compare it with other masturbation toys, you look at it and say to yourself "That's a fucking ugly toy! I won't spend money on that shit!" It doesn't promise much, but as a friend liked to say, sometimes you will like simpler things.

Review

If you look at the Work at Night, you will regard it to be one of those cheap masturbation toys that won't feel right. After submitting the Work at Night to my tests, I have to admit I was prejudiced against this Japanese masturbator. It is plain and simple... but good!

First, lets talk about the material. TOMAX  toys are very soft, but at the same time extremely durable. The Work at Night is no exception. The material is durable and soft, but unlike the Succubus and the Venus lines, the material of the Work at Night is sticky - very sticky. On the inside it is good since the stickiness improves the suction, but on the outside it attracts every single spec of dust around. The good news is that the material is very simple to clean with running water.

Now, lets talk about size. Unlike most Japanese toys, the Work at Night has a wide entrance hole perfect to penetrate while semi-erect. You can penetrate this rubber pussy with a half mast and work to a full erection while inside, increasing the suction and the sensations. another good thing about the Work at Night is that it measures a good 6 inches long - perfect length for those with a small to average sized penis. It is also a heavy toy - it weights almost a pound - so it is perfect for pounding hands free (given you find a good holder or mount).

The real surprise with this toy where the sensations. The tunnel of this masturbator has one of the simplest textures - ribs with a gradual change in diameter - but its simplicity works great with the material and the diameter of the overall tunnel. When you add all three, this toy becomes the equivalent of a Zen garden: simple and sublime at the same time. During my sessions with the Work at Night, I enjoyed a gentle rubbing from the ribs with a nice tugging sensation from the sticky material. Even pounding it hands free (I was able to squeeze it into "Alexa's" hole), the Work at Night tugged my penis and simply milked me in every session.

Cleaning the Work at Night was easy thanks to its wide entrance. Drying was also fast, making this masturbator a good toy for those lazy, horny mornings. Something funny about this toy is the paper apron included. The manufacturer includes not only the usual lube sample, but in this case, they also add a paper apron for to put over your groin and avoid the mess after you finish. Nice touch for a toy on the below $25 range.

Score:  

Immediate Feedback: 4/5
Orgasm Buildup: 4/5
Realism: 4/5
Tightness: 4/5   
Tear and Wear: 5/5 
Hygiene: 5/5 
Maintenance: 5/5 
Use: 3/5 

Value: High
Preference: Medium

Total score:  34 / 40

Verdict:

The Work at Night masturbator is a nice toy for beginners and those on a budget. It has a simple but durable design that feels much better than its looks.

FYI:
I used FleshLube Water as the lubricant for this review.

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