Of Breasts and Men: Quty Tits and Busty Ai-Chan

Note: After reading this post, I realized it was kind of confusing, so I divided it in two parts. The first is my review of the breast toys Quty Tits and Busty Ai-Chan and the other is about modifying the Aki with the Quty Tits. 

Casquetero

Breasts. Boobs. Bazoongas. Funbags. Chichis. Tatas. Melons. It does not matter how you call them, if you are a guy, you like them. You like how they bounce, how they feel, and yes, how they look when those nipples are erect... No matter the color or size, breasts are the perfect sex toy.

The problem with perfection is that it is difficult to duplicate. That explain why you don't see as many breasts masturbation toys in the market. Natural breasts are soft and bouncy - and most artificial boobs feel like they are made of rubber. Many companies have tried to duplicate the soft and bouncy feeling of breasts, but few have succeeded.

One of the successful companies is the Japanese company ToMax with not one, but two great breasts toys: Quty Tits and Busty Aichan (both available in the USA only through Queencatadulttoys.com). These toys are made using something they call the Yawachichi (soft breasts) process, combining the already soft Succubus skin with an inner softer gel. That combination results in the closest thing to a real breast in the market - soft, giggly, and squeezable.

Quty Tits

Quty Tits (photo: queencatadulttoys.com)

If you are a fan of small sized breasts, the Quty Tits is the toy for you. The Qutys are the size of a B-cup breast and weight 9 ounces each. They are fun to play with, feeling like the breasts of a young petite woman. Not too giggly, but soft and squeezable as any 18 years old tits should feel.

One thing you will notice immediately is that the Quty Tits are separate. You can separate them as much as you want and that allows for easy customization. Besides caressing, kissing, and fondling these breasts, you can also use them to modify sex dolls - inflatable or solid - to make them more realistic. (In the next post I will show the Love Body Aki modified with these cute little tits.)

But wait, you don't need the doll! Do you notice the blond anime girl on the package? The guys at Tomax placed a cutout of that anime girl ready for you to place the Quty Tits on top of her and well, enjoy the visuals while playing with your new toy.

Busty Ai-Chan

Busty Ai-chan (photo: queencatadulttoys.com)

OK, so the Quty Tits are fun to play... but you prefer bigger breasts. Well, ToMax thought about you too.

For the guys who prefer more than a handful, they made the Busty Ai-Chan. Done with the same process as the Quty Tits, the Ai-Chan simply adds more of the goodies. Where the Quty Tits is a B-cup, the Ai-Chan is a healthy D-cup. We are talking about 6 pounds of pure giggly and squeezable fun.

Since the Ai-Chan is heavier than the Quty, this pair of breasts is joined by a slab of Succubus material to keep the bazoongas together. That means you can enjoy a nice, soft tit job whenever you want. The Succubus material in the Ai-Chan feels just like the real thing, so be ready for a messy session. BTW, the Ai-Chan also includes a cutout of the anime girl on the cover, so get good use of it!

Using these toys

I have a confession to make: I am more an "ass man" than a "tit man". Don't get me wrong, I enjoy breasts as any other guy, but my real turn on is a woman's ass. That said, I enjoyed playing with these toys. The sensations are so close to reality, that if you close you eyes while squeezing these toys, you can swear you are dealing with the real thing.

For a tit job, you need to place either toy on a flat surface. The Quty Tits can be placed on a doll to make things more enjoyable, but their small size can make difficult to make a tit job a reality. You don't have that issue with the Ai-Chan, but we aware that placing  those mammaries (and making them stay put)on a doll is a lot more difficult just because of their size. Once you manage the logistics, go ahead and enjoy the ride. Before I forget, remember to use some water based lubricant... and get a towel. You will need it!

There were two things I did not like. One is that you MUST keep the plastic cases these toys come packaged. Unlike the real thing, both of these toys have a tendency to be dust magnets. They are easy to clean and dry, but cleaning the Busty Ai-Chan can be challenging due to its massive size and weight.  The other thing is that they are not easy to store, especially if you live in a cramped space like I do. That considered, it is a small price to play one of the biggest fantasies most guys have.

Are they worthy their price?

This is an important question. With the Quty at $65 and the Ai-Chan at $200, these are expensive toys. Are they worthy? If you are a breast fan, the answer is HELL YEAH! They feel just like the real thing, and depending your preferred perversion, you can use them just like you are playing with real breasts. Splurge a bit and enjoy!

Oh, by the way... if you say "tatas" and think you are speaking Spanish, you are a fool. We say TETAS!
(Tata is a way we call our grandfathers).

Inflatababe #1: Love Body Aki

So, I will begin my plastic harem review with an import from Japan: the Love Body Aki. This is a torso that is part of a famous love body series in Japan and the US. The main characteristic of the whole series is that unlike most inflatable dolls, the Love Body series is completely clear. Yes... these dolls are crystal clear, so you can see what is going on at all times. That aside, the Aki is one of the most popular love bodies around - lets see why!

Aki package

Description

The Love Body Aki (Aki) is a clear vinyl doll made by the Japanese company A1. This doll is a torso, meaning that it does not have hands or a head, but it has full legs and arms. It represents the body of a young petite woman (18-19 years) with a slim body in the typical Japanese sitting style. The doll is a 1:1 scale, meaning that you can use clothes from a  regular store to dress the doll (it wears teen size L / XL or adult XS / S clothes). Aki has one vaginal orifice that can be used by itself or with any masturbator up to 2.5 inches in diameter.

Review

The Aki is one of these dolls that you want to try at least once due to the cool factor she is clear. Besides the dark reasons behind wanting to look at your own penis going in and out of a hole, the Aki has other benefits. The proportions on the Aki are realistic - you look at the nicely shaped ass and breasts and you can easily see the average Japanese young woman. The fact that the doll has realistic proportions helps in dressing it with commonly found clothes, so you can splurge on your fantasies (schoolgirl, anime character, super heroine, slutty girlfriend, etc) without having to do a separate budget for specialized clothes or alterations.

Inflating the Aki with the mouth  is an exercise for your lungs (it is HARD), so I recommend either a foot pump or a bicycle pump to fill this doll. Once blown, you can use the vaginal orifice with any masturbator that is up to 2.5 in diameter or without any masturbator. I used the Aki with both the 17 Bordeaux and a Succubus masturbator and both fit perfectly into the doll. The doll has the vaginal orifice in the right place, so it is a good fuck simulator. Since the doll has its legs in a fixed seated position, the logical positions to use Aki are missionary and cowgirl (or any of their variations).

Score 

Looks: 4/5 (I prefer my ladies with a head... Bonus points for being transparent.)
Realism: 5/5 (nice proportions, vaginal hole in the correct area)
Fuckability: 4/5
Durability: 5/5 
Inflation / Deflation: 3/5 (Need a pump or a good set of lungs to fill this girl)

Total: 21 / 25

Verdict: The Aki is an interesting doll to own. The clear vinyl and the correct proportions help to set it apart from other dolls.

Inflatababes: the plastic harem

Two years ago, if anyone asked me if I would be using blow up dolls for sex I would laugh hard and maybe sent them to fuck themselves. Now, it is a different story. I do not only have a collection of 8 solid sex dolls, but in the past months I included a handful of inflatable dolls - or inflatababes as we call them in the doll community.

Inflatable doll (or blow-up dolls) are not as detailed or realistic as their silicone sisters, but they have several advantages. Obviously, they weight almost nothing and are easy to store - just deflate and fold. Another advantage is their price - you can find great looking inflatababes like the Sophia Inked for $150 or a less attractive doll for as low as $5. Besides that, you have a wide variety of "fetishes" dolls available - "small people", transsexuals, aliens, fairies, big women, big breasts, even animals!

One drawback from the inflatababes is the packaging. You look at the package and you see this gorgeous model, so you (foolishly) expect to get a doll with some resemblance to the model. Once you open the package, reality sinks in when you see a doll with triangular breasts ( a la Madonna / Kate Perry), a painted face looking like the drawing of a 5-year old kid, absolutely no ass, and orifices way too small for a pencil. You simply take the doll, deflate it, and toss it into a dark forgotten corner of your closet until its time for the next general cleaning.

The problem is that few places give you information about how these dolls look and feel. In that, you are on your own... until now.

Thanks to a friend who owns a sex shop, I have received a bunch of inflatababes for me to review. Since his store is strictly "brick and mortar" (no web sales), he doesn't want any promotion here, but he is posting copies of my my reviews next to the toys at his store, so now I am the proud owner of a harem of inflatababes that I will be reviewing in this blog.

 So how will i review this blow-up girls? Easy... I will review them in five areas: body shape, fuckability, looks, ease of inflation / deflation, and durability. Like in the Rubber Pussy Project, each area will have a max of 5 points and I will add comments about value and preference (high, moderate, or low). Of course, you will get a photo of the real thing inflated.

Now, get ready to blow...

RPP 3.0 #13: Seventeen Bordeaux (RPP #65)

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RPP 3.0 #12: My Cocoa Masturbator (RPP #64)

"Why most of the masturbators are based on White or Asian women only? Nobody likes Black women?" Those had been my questions since I began using sex toys. There are a handful of famous Black porn stars, but sex toys based on them are extremely rare. Besides the Fleshlight's series molded from Misty Stone, the other toys I have seen are the Flip a Sista toy and this one - My Cocoa Masturbator. I decided to try the last one, since it looked to be a perfect fit for "Rosa", my modified C18 doll.

General Description

My Cocoa Masturbator is a relatively small toy - about 4.5 inches long and about 2.5 inches wide. The entrance hole is one of the smallest I have seen in a product marketed by an American company (California Exotics) at about 0.25 inches in diameter.

The toy is made of Cyberskin, so it is extremely soft and flexible. The orifice is overly sculpted with a tight tunnel with a simple wavy texture.

Review

The price of this toy - about $15 - should have been a good indicator of its quality. It is too tight and too small to be used comfortably even by a guy on the smaller side like me. The material is fine, but the texture is bland and the entrance so small that the toy ripped at the entrance during the second use. Unlike the Japanese toys that improve their usability after the tiny entrance rips, My Cocoa simply became useless after the third use, ripping to an extreme.

Cleaning this masturbator was pretty easy, but I only needed to clean it twice before I tossed it into the garbage.

Score:

Immediate Feedback: 2/5
Orgasm Buildup: 3/5
Realism: 3/5
Tightness: 3/5 
Tear and Wear: 2/5 
Hygiene: 5/5 
Maintenance: 2/5 
Use: 2/5 

Value: Low
Preference: Low

Total score:  22 / 40

Verdict:

Honestly, don't waste money on this one. If you want a toy to replicate fantasies with an African American toy, just save your dead presidents and get the Misty Stone Fleshlight collection.

FYI:
I used FleshLube Water as the lubricant for this review.


Next: 17 Bordeaux

RPP 3.0 #11: Sasha Grey's Cream Pie Pussy (RPP #63)

Did you recognize her dressed?

What type of woman is your dream woman? For me, the perfect woman is the one that looks completely innocent when dealing with the "outside world", then is a fiery beast on bed ready to do whatever you want. If you believe that is only my fantasy, then you do not know Sasha Grey. This 24 year old woman IS the real deal. Innocent looking enough that she was allowed to read to a class of elementary school kids, Sasha is a freak in intimacy - or at least she is in the movies she has made so far. Of course, she have her own sex toy and it the one I am reviewing today.

Sasha Grey's Cream Pie Pussy

General Description

Sasha's rubber pussy is a relatively small toy - 5 inches long by 2.5 inches. It is made by Doc Johnson in the infamous UR3 (Ultra Realistic 3) material. In fact, the damn thing is realistic. The consistency is similar to human flesh and it is extremely detailed - you can notice even the pores on the "skin" and the nice folds on the lips. The orifice is inviting and the toy is ergonomically designed, so it fits nicely on your hand.

The toy's internal structure is simple - a series of soft bumps that are expected to feel natural and not too intense. The material is harder than the Fleshlight (and way harder than the meiki material), but still is comfortable to use once lubed. The only drawback of the design is the material's fruity smell which can be annoyingly distracting while using it.

Review

For a sub $30 toy, this rubber pussy is a decent one. As a stroker, its size and weight is perfect - it allows you to use it without feeling as if you were lifting dumbbells. If you are used to more expensive (and softer)  toys, the UR3 material is going to feel hard and too springy but still is good enough to pound without worrying about breaking it. As expected, the inner texture is not too intense, but the material and the wide ribs inside the canal work marvels on your penis. The toy is a closed end one, so it creates a good suction during use.

If you like to use dolls, the Sasha Grey will fit perfectly in most Japanese dolls as well as others like the Teddy Babes. Using it in hands-free sessions make the toy even milder but it improves the suction (or at least it feels like that), making you last longer and building a major orgasm.
Cleaning this masturbator is very easy and keeping it on top condition is as simple as powdering it regularly to avoid stickiness. The only issue I have with this toy is the fruity smell, which was kind of a distraction to me - specially when the smell stayed on my hands after washing them.

Score:

Immediate Feedback: 3/5
Orgasm Buildup: 5/5
Realism: 3/5
Tightness: 3/5 
Tear and Wear: 5/5 
Hygiene: 5/5 
Maintenance: 5/5 
Use: 4/5 

Value: High
Preference: Medium

Total score:  33 / 40

Verdict:

The Sasha Grey Cream Pie Pussy is a good toy for an occasional user or those who are new to male masturbation toys. It offers a good experience for a toy between $15 and $30, but it will disappoint more experienced users or those looking for a ride as intense as Sasha.

FYI:
I used FleshLube Water as the lubricant for this review. For the stroker sessions I used the perfectly titled FUCK Sasha Grey - where she even fucks a guy dressed as a teddy bear. For the hands free sessions, I used my TBD "Victoria".

BTW, let me close this review with a photo of  Ms. Grey  in all her glory...

Next Stop: ?

RPP 3.0 #10: Fleshlight Freaks: Zombie (RPP #62)

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