Toys for travel

I don't know about you, but I like to keep some of my routines even when I am traveling. Every summer I take some vacation time and travel to meet family and friends – but I still like to play with myself during those days. The problem is, I can't take my dolls or my trusted masturbation sleeves on my trips. I don't have the privacy to use them, dry them properly, and more important, some family members would make a big issue of a stupid masturbation toy (I have a very “traditional” family).

So, if I can't carry my ladies or my favorite toys on the road, what do I do? Elementary, my dear reader: I carry the perfect toys for travel. These travel toys must have some ideal features, which are:

1. Compact size. The toys I take on trips must be relatively small – between 3 and 5 inches long and smaller than 2 inches wide. They need to be this small to fit inside my toiletries bag with my toothbrush, shaving cream and other stuff I normally carry on my “personal use” little bag.
2. Discrete. I avoid passing sex toys through TSA (I always place them in my checked bag), but in case I need to pass them in my carry on, I want them to be discrete. The last thing I want in the TSA line at the airport is a jackass making $10 per hour handling something I had fucked a few days before. Besides the TSA, I don't want prying eyes on the hotel or wherever I am staying to realize right away that I am using a sex toy. Call me a prude, but I keep my private shit private.
3. Cheap. I normally don't leave anything behind, but I don't want to curse all the way back home if a $70 Fleshlight or a $100 Tenga gets lost, forgotten, or stolen. The perfect toy would be missed if lost, but not because of the replacement value.
4. Easy to clean and dry. When traveling, I like toys to be easy to clean with running water and to be dried fast. On the road, I don't have the access to corn starch, special liquids, or other detergents to sanitize my toys. I don't have the privacy to leave a sleeve to dry overnight on the bathroom, or hang it to air dry – so they better clean fast with running water, some regular soap, and be able to pat dry with a towel or paper towel.
5. Must be good. Hey, cheap and small doesn't mean the toy should be crap. For me to take a toy on the road, it must give good sensations, taking me to orgasm without a struggle and at least endure three full sessions.

Now, for this summer I had been already on the road for two weeks – one in a hotel, one in a relative's house – so before leaving I chose four toys from Kuudom that met the features I mentioned above. The selected toys were:

• Groomin Wild Touch – A $6 toy available at Toy Demon, this toy seems to compete with the Tenga Eggs, but the Groomin has a more discrete case that can easily pass as a travel size cream container. The Wild Touch promises intensity with a texture looking like shark teeth and slightly hard material.
• Groomin Mild Touch – Another $6 toy available from Toy Demon, this version promises a gentle experience with a texture looking like flower petals and a very soft material.
• Trail Rocky – This $6 toy looks like a medieval torture device with rows of triangular teeth on both sides of the sleeve. It is open ended, so I assume it can be used either as a masturbation toy or a sensation enhancer during intercourse.
• Trail Bishop – This toy looks like a pair of black donuts, but the interior hides a texture full of rounded nubs in rows, promising long sessions.

In addition to these four toys, I am carrying two “back-up” toys: The HEPS Fantastic and the HEPS H5

• HEPS Fantastic – Not cheap ($80), but since I will stay with my parents for at least three weeks, this toy is perfect for some late night sessions. Small, easy to clean, and really, really good, it promises a few pleasurable nights while the old folks are sleeping in the room next door.
• HEPS H5 – A replacement sleeve for the HEPS system, this simpler but tighter mouth should give more intensity than the Fantastic while keeping all the advantages of a travel toy.

I will be posting my reviews for these toys and how they perform on the road through August...

RPP 3.5: Bad Dragon's Dukebutt (RPP #119)

Photo: Bad-Dragon.com

I have fucked aliens, elves, midgets, anthropomorphic mares, and now is the turn of another mythical creature. Today, I share with you my experiences with Duke, the bad dragon from - where else - Bad Dragon.com.

Duke, which in the fantasy roster of Bad Dragon is a "successful CEO of an international modelling firm by day, adult entertainer by night" has copies of both his penis and his butt available for the company's clients. I bought the butt copy in Onyx Black color and without any other consideration, lets go to the review...

Review

Just like the Mary masturbator, the Duke Butt is made of silicone - almost 2 pounds of the stuff. It is a big toy - about 8 inches long - making the toy a big and heavy handheld masturbator. The orifice has a design to make you remember that you are fucking a dragon's asshole... regardless of the gender of the dragon.

The interior of these toys had become one of my favorite things about Bad Dragon toys. The interior is as usual a realistic organic texture, with a nice choke point at the entrance and a series of chambers throughout the tunnel. Also, like the Mary, the Duke Butt is an open ended design, making it easy to clean.

Photo: Bad-Dragon.com

How does it feels? I have to admit I liked it even more than the Mary The silicone on this toy is slightly softer than in my Mary, feeling a lot better when penetrated. The orifice is also bigger, making the penetration easier than with the tight entrance from the Anthro Mare. My favorite part of the toy is precisely the first bumps after you pass the sphincter - it really feels as if you are fucking a real ass (a human ass, that is). Because the texture is organic, you won't be overwhelmed by its intensity, but the bumps created by the variations on the tunnel's diameter will have you humping this silicone butt deep and slow no matter if you get a hard-on every time you see one of the dragons in Game of Thrones or not.

"Mom, El Casque said he  fucks me thinking of you!"

 Now, as good as it feels, the problem with these toys is their huge size and weight. Because they are big and heavy, they don't fit properly in any of the dolls in my "harem", so I had to look for another mount for these things. Good thing I have a Fleshlight Mount that I rarely use and the Bad Dragon toys fit almost perfectly in the hole designed for the Fleshlights. Once in place, I hit that dragon's butt as if it was its mother... Hey, I do have  fantasies with Daenerys...
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Verdict
The Duke Butt is a great toy regardless if you have fantasy fetishes or not. The organic texture is maybe the most realistic in most toys of this type - add the fantasy factor and the customization options available at Bad-Dragon and you can have a unique toy. Remember that these toys are made with silicone, justifying their premium price (around $130).  
 
RPP Score:
 
Feedback: 5 / 5
Orgasm Buildup: 5 / 5
Realism: 4 / 5
Durability: 5 / 5
Value: 4 / 5

Total Score: 23 / 25

RPP 3.5: YouCups' Moaning Emily (RPP #118)

Rubber pussies are relatively easy to make - you just need a design, an orifice that remotely looks like a female vagina and voilá, you have a masturbator. The difficult part is improving the user experience - sounds, movement, pressure, sensations - the things that separate the real thing from a rubber pussy. Toy companies had tried to improve the user's experience adding vibration (Fleshlight Vibro, the hips with bullet pockets), but this is the first time I see sound added to the mix. 

YouCups recently introduced their Moaning series - a trio of masturbators mixing three different sensations. With this series, you get a traditional realistic masturbator sleeve in clear material, a vibratory case (basically the same one from the Warrior modified to accept a masturbator), and a pair of earplugs. 

A pair of earplugs?

One of the selling points of the Moaning is its "reality interactive sexual moans", which can be heard only when you plug in the earphones in the case's jack. The idea behind the moans is to provide a full erotic experience when added to the massage and the jelly sleeve realistic texture.

Is the Moaning a good toy or simply a gimmick? Let's go to the review!

Review
How do we begin to review this toy? Lets do something new: I will review each component separately, then the toy as a whole... It is the only way I can make justice to this toy!

1) Masturbator
The Emily masturbator is a 5 inches long clear jelly masturbator with a thick opening and a tight, natural texture. You can use the masturbator indenpendently, but be warned that the thing is really sticky to the touch. When the texture is natural / organic and it feels good, but don't expect too much stimulation from this texture. Even with the low stimulation, the sleeve does the job, making you cum hard and long. Cleaning is a bitch - the toy is a closed-end toy with a tight tunnel - but being clear allows you to see if it is really clean.

2) Vibratory case
The case is basically the Warrior male vibrator modified to fit the masturbator sleeve. The case has 12 vibration modes, ranging from the delicate massage to a complex pattern. Using the masturbator with the case gives you a bunch of pleasure options - for example, you can start fucking the masturbator without the vibration, then turn it on in mid session, increasing the vibration when you are reaching your climax. Like the Warrior, you charge the battery of the Moaning by connecting it to an USB port of your computer for a few hours. If the Warrior was fun to use, the Moaning is double the fun!

3) Sound
Now, the reality interactive sexual moans are a stretch. If they had said "loop of random sexual moans" they would be closer to the truth. The sounds are loud and clear and can only be heard while using any standard earplugs connected to the audio jack on the case. "Emily" is very verbal, even cumming hard during the session, but the sounds are not interactive - you could be fucking the sleeve with all your might and the sounds are slow or viceversa. If the sounds were responding to the speed or the strength you were using to fuck the toy, then I would say it is interactive.

In Summary
As a whole, the Moaning is a fun toy to play with. It is maybe the toy that allows you for more pleasure possibilities - you have the traditional sleeve, you have the advantages of a toy with a hard case, plus you can make the toy to massage your penis for a hands free session, or you can fuck the toy while it vibrates. You can hear the repetitive moaning while fucking the toy or you can fuck it in silence. The size of the toy is perfect to use with a doll, although you won't be able to change the vibration mode or hear the moans unless you McGyver something to pass the cables through the doll.

Verdict
The Moaning Emily is a really interesting toy to play since it gives many options to improve your fantasy. I would have enjoyed a soundtrack that responded to my rhythm while fucking the toy. In my opinion, this is what the Fleshlight Vibro should had been - a case with an integrated vibrator where you insert your favorite sleeve. They are still on time to it right!

Be aware that YouCups toys are difficult to buy in the USA, with some models available in E-bay and Amazon.
 
RPP Score:
 
Feedback: 4 / 5
Orgasm Buildup: 5 / 5
Realism: 4 / 5
Durability: 5 / 5
Value: 5 / 5

Total Score: 23 / 25

20 Things Women Do Not Know About Men

20) We cannot see the woman we love in tears.

19) When we give you a gift like flowers, chocolates, or any other thing without an apparent reason is because you are the perfect woman (or at least we see you that way).

18) We use romantic songs to let know things we cannot express for ourselves.

17) When we tell you "You are beautiful", "You look great", "WOW!", we really mean it.

16) If we look at you in a really intense way, we are going through a lot of shit. Leave us be.

15) Stop talking about Brad Pitt, Johnny Depp, or other men in front of me. Hey, you won't like me talking about how hot are Halle Berry, JLo, and Scarlett Johansson in front of you, right?

14) Allow me to be a gentleman. Don't get pissed if I open your door, allow me to pay if I invited you out, and allow me to put my jacket on your shoulders if you are cold. We enjoy doing that kind of stuff! Jut say thanks...

13) We get pissed and we are repulsed when we see a woman with a guy that does not deserve her.

12) We are sarcastic by nature. Don't take it personally!

11) We suffer more than women when we love...We simply don't show it.

10) If you see us crying for a woman, we are suffering way too much

9) When you fight with us and kick us out, we are thinking on how to fix the situation and coming back.

8) Saying "I love you" is difficult for us... When we say it, we really mean it!

7) When a woman kisses us with real passion, we melt.

6) When we love, we love forever.

5) We don't mind you talking with other guys. We don't mind your male friends. But we get totally pissed if you treat them better than you treat us!

4) Stop trying to change me! I will wear that shirt you brought as a gift, but please, allow me to buy my own shit!

3) I was nursing an epic hangover during our wedding, so I don't remember when we married. Don't ask me to remember our anniversary... or any other date for that matter!

2) We don't like totally drunk girls. There is nothing sexy about a drunk puking on your lap while giving a blow job. We prefer them "slightly buzzed"...

1) Come on, smile... WE GO CRAZY FOR A WOMAN'S SMILE!

Modified from unpincheblog.com.

Inflatababe #8: Mia Isabella's Deluxe Transsexual Doll

Alright, lets be honest here... We had watched transsexual (TS) porn... We had masturbated watching it... We had made jokes about having encounters with "women with something extra", "chicks with dicks", and "girls with a stick"... C'mon, be honest...

Well, I'll be honest... I started having TS fantasies when I saw an interview to Nong Toom, a Thai TS that was a kickboxing star in her teens. As a boy, she used makeup in the arena, made a feminine dance before the fight - and then proceeded to beat the crap of his opponents. In the video, you see an attractive Thai young woman that can easily break you to pieces with her kicks and elbows, her two major maneuvers while a professional kickboxer. Even so, I had never gave much more thought until I saw Mia Isabella's Deluxe Doll.

That's what I call a job WELL DONE!

If you are a doll enthusiast, you have seen this doll offered in Amazon, Ebay, and other retailers. It is a deluxe model distributed by Pipedream Products, and until recently, you could not find this doll for less than $200. Like other deluxe inflatababes, this deluxe version has a solid 3D head (mannequin style head) with rooted hair, solid hands and feet. The breasts are the realistic type - not cones or solid half spheres - and TPR / Fanta Flesh genitals. In this case, instead of a pussy orifice, you have a 7-inch long dick.

Personally, I found this doll sexy since the first time I saw its face. A realistic mannequin face with hazel eyes combined with a tanned skin and an enigmatic smirk... I did not care the doll has a 7 inches dong attached to it - I wanted this doll! I was lucky to get it relatively cheap on an e-bay auction and have to say it is an interesting doll to play with.

Review

The doll's construction is very similar to the Inked Sophia doll. Solid head, hands and feet, with a thick vinyl body, and TPR genitals. In the case of the Mia Isabella, the doll does not allow for oral sex and because it is a TS doll, the only available orifice is the anal hole - which is slightly wider than the Inked Sophia's. The doll's penis is extremely realistic in look and texture and it is fixed to the doll (can't be removed).

This type of doll is a fantasy doll - the owner has it because he or she fantasizes about having sex with a transsexual but the curiosity is not enough to try the fantasy in real life. Having that in mind, the doll allows you to experiment the sensations of playing with "the Best of Both Worlds". The female parts of the doll feel nice and surprisingly real during play, the nipples easily becoming my favorites because of how realistic they feel, while the male part is both intimidating and surreal.

I say intimidating because the doll's dick is bigger than my own (7 inches vs 5 inches in a good day), and surreal, because it creates a lot of conflicting thoughts. You feel guilty and ashamed of playing with a different penis besides your own (at least that's my case) and you start questioning your sexuality, but at the same time, you experience pleasurable sensations that are impossible to feel with a woman either natural or synthetic.

It is important to say that this doll is based on the TS porn star Mia Isabella. If you are a fan of the porn star, be aware that the doll looks more feminine than the real life version. Personally I prefer that, but if you are a Mia Isabella fan, you should know that. Also, the doll's penis is 2 inches shorter than Mia Isabella's real life elephant trunk which measures close to 10 inches.

Score 

Looks: 5 / 5 
Realism: 5 / 5 
Fuckability: 4 / 5 (Anal only)
Durability: 5 / 5 (Look sturdy... really sturdy)
Inflation / Deflation: 4 / 5 (You will need a pump or really good lungs) 

Total:  23 / 25

Verdict: If you are in the market for a TS doll, this is your best choice. The doll is a high quality doll, with realistic proportions - even the height of the doll is close to the real-life model. The penis is fixed to the doll's body, so the first few times you play with the doll, playing with it will be awkward. Really good doll to fantasize about a taboo topic!

Where to buy? You can buy this doll in many different stores.

NOTE: I am using the term transsexual because is more specific than transgender - which includes ANYONE whose gender expression / identity is different from what they got at birth. Transsexual, although clinical in nature, reflects someone who is willing to undergo surgery and other procedures to reassign his / her gender. My intention is not to offend / hurt feelings - just to offer a review of a doll.

Doll Review: ELF (Faye / Daisy) Doll

I don't know about you, but I always had something for Tinkerbell. She is sassy, temperamental, spoiled, and even kind of gangster. From the Disney characters, she was designed to be sexy - some people even say that they used Marilyn Monroe as the model. Regardless of her origin, I had always watched Tinkerbell (or Campanita as we know her in Latin America) and my little friend downstairs stirred.

Tinkerbell - Original Ghetto Fairy Gansta

The Internet as always had taught me that I am not alone in my "admiration" for Tinkerbell. Soon after I discovered sex dolls, I read hundreds of posts about guys wanting Real Dolls with pointy ears and wings to have their own 5 feet tall fairy. Add the fantasy element of beautiful elves thanks to the Lord of the Ring movies (thank you Liv), and silicone dolls with pointy ears became all the rage.

Silicone dolls are pretty, but they have two major issues: weight and price. Your standard life-size silicone doll weights no less than 60 pounds and costs no less than $5,000. If you are like me, a guy with an average job, a bad back, and a small apartment, a full size silicone doll is almost impossible to own. We have a lot better chances with scaled-down dolls like the Cassidoll and Mini Love Doll, which still could be too heavy and expensive for some. Well, the Chinese heard us and made a beautiful elf ling doll just for you, my fellow Tinkerbell (and Tolkien) fan.

Review

The Elf doll I will review is the JM Doll basic elf model sold by 1 AM USA as the Faye Elf Doll. This is the older version which has a floppy, non-poseable skeleton. The new version available in their website has a skeleton that hold poses, great for taking photographs. Besides the skeleton change, the doll is exactly the same.

Faye, as it is named by the friends at 1 AM, is a scaled down silicone doll like the Cassidoll and the Mini Love Doll. The doll has all the right curves - nice big breasts and ass - , but only measures 31 inches (80 cm) and weights just below 14 pounds  (about 6 kilograms).

The doll is available with a series of options. You can choose between two different faces (elf or half-human), eye color, and wig color. The doll also has the option of a few upgrades, such as a real-looking vaginal hole (the basic option is a textured hole with a realistic looking plug) and eyes that close when the doll is lying down. These two options will cost you $150 extra, but if you are cool with them, go on.

I bought my little elf used on eBay and it is the basic model with gray eyes, standard vagina and the elf face with non-closing eyes. The doll came with two long wigs - blonde and brunette -  but I decided to get her a shorter wig like the one I got for my Elaine, my Mini Love Doll.

The doll seems very delicate when you hold it for the first time, but these elves are made for fucking. The doll's tummy is basically hollow, allowing you to insert your little friend deep into your elf friend. She will accept up to 5 inches of your meat inside her and she is light enough to sit on top of you without bothering you at all. This little girl is so light and flexible that you can do different positions with her - always having in mind that she is only 31 inches tall and very skinny.

The standard vagina has a texture of bumps arranged in a cross shaped tunnel, which is pretty stimulating, while allowing you to control your session with the immortal elf. If you are average, you can increase the suction on the doll's cavity if you press her tummy a little. Those details help the doll to become alive during your fantasy of fucking a little elf or fairy.

Of course, like any other doll, taking care of your Faye is very important. Because the vagina is molded into the doll, you will need to clean the orifice using a turkey baster to wash it. To avoid the inconvenient cleaning, I either use a condom or give this little girl a huge cumshot. Also, because she is made of silicone, you will need to powder your elf regularly to avoid dirt and lint.

Oh, YEAH!

As you can imagine, finding clothes for this doll is a pain in the ass. You need to either buy My Size Barbie clothes or make your own. Personally, I am lazy (and cheap), so I made a simple stretch mini dress from a girl's legging I got from a nearby dollar store. Of course, with a Tinkerbell design!

Verdict:The Faye Elf Doll delivers a fun fantasy for those of us with a fairy fetish. If your fantasy involves either fairies, elves, or micro-sized women, you should consider the Faye. If you are also looking for your first doll or you have limited space to have one (or need one that can be easily stored in a duffel bag), consier getting this doll. For about $800 (1 AM has regular discounts, so the price could be lower), this is a great doll to play with.


Score:Realism: 4 / 5. The elf is based on a fantasy character, but her proportions are credible and the standard vagina feels almost natural. 

Storing: 5 / 5. Perfect size for storage

Maintenance: 4 / 5. The doll can be delicate due to its size. Since they changed the skeleton recently, I cannot talk about its possible skin breaking. 

Cleaning: 3 / 5. Avoid cumming inside the doll without a condom unless you have a turkey baster or enema equipment to clean the orifice.

Weight: 5 / 5. It is small and super light. 

Total: 21 / 25

RPP 3.5: Black Jacker Pleaser (RPP #117)

If there were any awards for unimaginative product design in the sex toy industry, then the NS Novelties Black Jacker Pleaser  would have won all of them. This is maybe one of the most boring looking toys in the market - all black, with a minimalist pussy / mouth orifice design, and just a few contours on the outside. It looks like an industrial equipment rather than a masturbation toy.

If you only go by looks, then you will be missing a decent toy that although plain and ugly as fuck, has a couple of innovations in the American toy arena... Let go to the review to tell you more!

Review

As said before, the Jacker Pleaser Stroker has a plain and boring design that added to its color, simply makes it an unattractive toy to buy. But when you read the description of the toy, you get an idea of the genius behind this toy. The Jackers are a dual density toy - the parts in contact with your penis are made of a soft TPR while the part where you hold the toy with your hand has a firmer consistency, allowing you to have an excellent grip of the toy while stroking, but also giving you (or your partner) the option of pressing the toy to make it feel tighter. With its design, you get the best of two worlds: good grip while stroking plus total control over the tightness of the canal where you are inserting your little friend.

Now, the interior of the toy is pretty common - a series of ribs to stimulate your penis and a couple of choke points to get you on overdrive. The Jacker is an open-ended design, so do not expect a lot of suction, but depending on the lube, the tunnel design can feel extremely realistic. Use a gel lube, and the Jacker will feel like a real pussy - soft, wet and inviting. Use a thinner lube and the Jacker turns a little bit aggressive, making you cum fast and hard after a few minutes. The material becomes very slippery as soon as you lube it, so don't use too much lube or you will have a mess!

Although it is a good toy, it has a few flaws beside its plain design. First, you need to be totally erect to use this toy. If you are half mast, you won't be able to enter the tunnel. Second, it has a low chemical odor when you remove it from the package, so be sure to wash thoroughly before using. The odor fades away soon enough, but it could be annoying to some people.

Cleaning the toy is easy thanks to its open design. Flush with running faucet water, let dry in an open area, and you can return it to its package. Turning the toy inside out is not recommended due to the harder outer material.

Verdict
The Jacker Pleaser is a decent toy to add to your collection. If you are looking for a compact toy that feels good and it is below the $50 mark, then you should try it.

RPP Score: 

Feedback: 4 / 5
Orgasm Buildup: 4 / 5
Realism: 4 / 5
Durability: 5 / 5
Value: 5 / 5

Total Score: 22 / 25

Buy your "Jacker Pleaser" HERE!