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Wednesday, February 22, 2012

The Rubber Pussy Project 3.0

Well, it is that time of the year when I review the rules of the Rubber Pussy Project and review its rules...

One of the things I realized in recent weeks is that usually I only need three sessions to make up an opinion about a toy. Damn, if the toy is good, I often know it during the first session! So... why am I still doing them five times? Because I am still following the RPP 2.0 rules!

So, once again, I am making some changes to the methodology for the Rubber Pussy Project. The review and scoring format is still the same, but now I will use each toy three times before writing a review. I have a new batch of toys - and I want to play with all!

Review Methodology

  • Each toy reviewed will be used for three times on a row before being evaluated. One of the times will be using the toy as a stroker, the other two will be hands-free sessions if possible.
  • Each one of the sessions must culminate in ejaculation.
  • If the toy fits the hole of any of the love dolls in the "harem", that doll will be used for the hands-free sessions. If the toy is too big / small, then the usual body pillow method used in the Original RPP will be used.
  • Sessions will last as much as they last. No minimum duration will be required.
  • I will be using different lubes for the RPP 3.0. (I have a bag full of lube samples I want to use.) The lube brand / type will be included in the review.
  • Like in previous versions of the Rubber Pussy Project, there will be a 12 hours period between sessions and a 24 hours period between toys.
  • Like in previous versions of the RPP, porn can be used during the review sessions. 
  • No additional toys such as prostate massagers, vibrators, or "cock rings"  will be used during reviewing sessions.
As always, I'll include some info on any "inspirational material" I use during sessions.

The new batch of toys to review include the following:
  1. Virgin Maria: Yukina Yotogi (JAP)
  2. Virgin Maria: Maria Okasagi  (JAP)
  3. Venus Clone masturbator (JAP)
  4. Venus Real masturbator (JAP)
  5. Venus Cross masturbator (JAP)
  6. Eros FJB (US)
  7. Paradise FJB (US)
  8. Delight FJB (US)
Of course, the list is going to grow in the following months, but these toys are already in my possession asking to be tested...

There will be a few things besides the reviews, but you guys will see them when they are ready.

Until later...

RPP 2.0 #24: The Succubus Series - Standard Ripple (RPP #52)

So far, the Succubus series has shown to be a surprisingly good series of masturbators. All the tested models had received high scores and now it is the turn of the Standard Ripple, the last one of the models bought from the series. Is this ribbed toy as good as its more "evolved" sisters? Lets go to the review to discuss...

A cross section of the Succubus Standard Ripple (Photo: www.masturbator101.com)
Review

I left the Succubus Standard Ripple for last for a simple reason: its tunnel's design is the most traditional in the Japanese toy industry. The Standard Ripple has a wider entrance with a series of ribs and a "choke section" in the middle - a section with the same ribbed texture that is slightly narrower, changing the sensations experienced by the user. This texture is a classic one in Japanese sex toys, so if you are a regular masturbator user (like yours truly), you have a good idea of what to expect.

With ribbed toys, the main difference is the material. The harder the material, the more aggressive the texture will feel. In some toys, the ribs are so aggressive that users had nicknamed them "cheese graters", because that is how hard they feel the ribs on their penises.

These guys had not tried the Succubus Standard Ripple. I ordered the Standard Ripple in the "Hard" material and almost immediately regretted my choice. After all, ribbed toys are aggressive and I prefer a "softer" touch so my sessions are longer. All these regrets disappeared when I received the Succubus.

Even in the "Hard" material, the Succubus feels soft and flexible. This "hard" firmness is not as hard as expected, feeling like the material used in ToysHeart's Innocent Younger Sister masturbator. Thanks to this firmness, the ribs are not too aggressive - noticeable, but never "grating" your penis. The choke section helps to change the sensations once you penetrate the toy, making the ribs a little bit more noticeable but never unbearable.  The Standard Ripple (as tested) felt so durable, that during the hands free sessions I pounded it merciless - and this hole took it like a champion. After five no-holds-barred sessions, the Succubus Standard Ripple still looks just like after I removed it from its package.

My sessions with this toy were intense and interesting. I tested this toy with two different lubricants - Gun Oil 2.0 and the Honey lotion that all Succubus comes with - and it felt different with each. With a thinner lube (Gun Oil) the ribs were the main characters, specially the ones in the choke section. With the thicker lube (Honey Lotion), the pressure of the choke section and the suction were the key players. My sessions lasted about half an hour each, each one ending in good hard orgasms. The buildup depends on the lube, technique and speed that you use, but most importantly, the Succubus always feels comfortable.

Like its sisters, the Standard Ripple is very stretchy and flexible, odorless, and fine to the touch. Unlike its sisters, I preferred the Standard Ripple as a hand-held masturbator. It worked nicely as a hands-free masturbator (give it is inside a doll or another support), but I could feel the choke section better while using the toy as a hand-held device.

The Succubus is a closed-end masturbator, and as with most closed end toys, cleaning can be an issue, requiring to turn the sleeve inside out (something I don't like to do), or inserting a towel inside the canal to speed the drying and avoid mold inside the toy. The Succubus material ("Succubus Skin") even in its "Hard" version is flexible enough to turn the masturbator inside out without problem, so cleaning and drying is easy if you prefer that method. Maintenance is pretty easy, requiring a light starching / powdering for the toy to keep its softness to the touch.



Verdict:
The Succubus Standard Ripple is an excellent "traditionally textured" toy good for beginners and fans of ribbed toys. It is also a good choice for guys who are ware of ribbed toys that are too aggressive. The Standard Ripple feels comfortable and soft in its hardest version, so I imagine that in the "Soft" version, the toy should be a dream to play with. Highly recommended!

Score:  
Immediate Feedback: 5/5
Orgasm Buildup: 4/5
Realism: 3/5
Tightness: 4/5   
Tear and Wear: 5/5 
Hygiene: 4/5 
Maintenance: 5/5 
Use: 5/5 

Value: High
Preference: High

Total score:  35 / 40

FYI: I continued watching the casting videos from Mr. Woodman. Lucky bastard!

Next stop: ???

Sunday, February 19, 2012

RPP 2.0 #23: The Succubus Series - Bumpy Road (RPP #51)

Continuing my enchantment by the mythical Succubus, this week I used the Bumpy Roads model. This masturbator reminded me of the old favorite STU Fleshlight due to its big rounded bumps. Is it that good? Lets see...

Succubus Bumpy Road inner texture (Photo: www.masturbator101.com)
Review

I ordered the Bumpy Road in its "Regular" firmness. Just like I established on the review for the 2D Wavy Ripple, the Succubus' Regular firmness is very similar to the one you find on the classic Fleshlights. Like its sisters, the Bumpy Road is very stretchy and flexible, odorless, and fine to the touch.

Unlike the reviewed Succubi, the canal of the Bumpy Road is straight and wider. Since the entrance is wider than in the other Succubi, it is easier to "finger" the toy. The bumps are easily noticeable and inviting, so you can imagine the next step... trying the masturbator with my penis!

Comparing this masturbator to the STU is unfair - the Succubus' bumps are softer than the STU's bumps, so the stimulation is more gradual. Even with softer bumps, the Bumpy Road provides immediate feedback and a constant stimulation that drives you to the edge of orgasm and keeps you there for a while. My sessions with this toy felt longer than the ones I have with similar toys, but when I checked the clock, none of them lasted more than 45 minutes. This Succubus has the power of warping time! (Ha, Ha, Ha!). The orgasm buildup with the Bumpy Road is slow, but when it reaches you, the orgasm is intense and fulfilling.

Just like the other Succubus, the Bumpy Road works well as a handheld stroker, but feels better during hands-free sessions. It fits easily into most of my dolls' vaginal orifices, so I can enjoy the experience with different "bodies". I really enjoyed it while using "Rosa", my C18 Candy (Body 4).

As with most closed end toys, cleaning can be an issue, requiring to turn the sleeve inside out (something I don't like to do), or inserting a towel inside the canal to speed the drying and avoid mold inside the toy. The Succubus material ("Succubus Skin") is flexible enough to turn the masturbator inside out without problem, so cleaning and drying is easy if you prefer that method. Maintenance is pretty easy, requiring a light starching / powdering for the toy to keep its softness to the touch.


Verdict:
If you want a budget masturbator for "edging" (building up your orgasm to  almost ejaculation), the Succubus Bumpy Road is your choice. It is a great addition to any sex toy collection!

Score:  
Immediate Feedback: 5/5
Orgasm Buildup: 5/5
Realism: 3/5
Tightness: 4/5   
Tear and Wear: 5/5 
Hygiene: 4/5 
Maintenance: 5/5 
Use: 5/5 

Value: High
Preference: High

Total score:  36 / 40

FYI: I watched a collection of casting videos from the legendary Pierre Woodman. Any bald, fat, hairy guy in his late 40s that has so much hot young pussy is my hero!

Next stop: The Succubus Standard Ripple

Tuesday, February 7, 2012

RPP 2.0 #22: The Succubus Series - Dots (RPP #50)

So, after being seduced by the Succubus 2D, I experienced another one of the variety: The Succubus Dots.



In terms of size and external appearance, the Dots looks exactly like the 2D, but don't be fooled - the Dots is a completely different animal... and a good one to deal with!

Let review this variation of the Succubus... (or I should say succubi?).

Review

Just like the Succubus 2D, the Succubus Dots looks like another cheap masturbation sleeve in the below $30 range. The main difference is the color (a lighter pink than the 2D in the "regular" firmness) and of course the material. I ordered the Succubus Dots in the soft firmness and to my surprise it felt as soft as the most expensive meikis. Remember - this is a $30 toy, and meikis start at $70! Just like the 2D, the Dots is extremely stretchy, almost odorless,  and the material feels fine to the touch.

The canal is just like the one in the 2D - very tight with a series of slight curves. In this case, the texture is a series of small dots covering all the interior of the canal. To the finger, they are almost non-existent, but pouring a few drops of lube on my finger woke them up. This lady was asking for something "bigger", so I proceeded.

I have to admit my hopes were high after my experience with the 2D and the Dots surpassed my expectations. The softer material felt like butter around my penis, hugging it all around with the mini-dots. During the first few minutes I could only feel the tightness of the canal, but a few trusts later, the dots said hello taking me to the heavens. The softer material and the subtle texture make my Succubus Dots to be a low-intensity sleeve and I can't complaint. My sessions with this sleeve lasted almost an hour, but each one had an incredible orgasm buildup and of course intense orgasms.

Just like the Succubus 2D, the Dots works well as a handheld stroker, but feels better during hands-free sessions. It fits easily into most of my dolls vaginal orifices, so I can enjoy the experience with different "bodies".

As with most closed end toys, cleaning can be an issue, requiring to turn the sleeve inside out (something I don't like to do), or inserting a towel inside the canal to speed the drying and avoid mold inside the toy. Maintenance is pretty easy, requiring a light starching for the toy to keep its softness to the touch.


Verdict:
Do you want a meiki, but don't have the $80 they cost? Get a Succubus Dots in its soft variation and get the same sensations. Like the 2D, it is a must have toy!


Score:  
Immediate Feedback: 4/5
Orgasm Buildup: 5/5
Realism: 5/5
Tightness: 5/5   
Tear and Wear: 5/5 
Hygiene: 4/5 
Maintenance: 5/5 
Use: 5/5 

Value: High
Preference: High

Total score:  38 / 40

FYI: No porn watched for this review.



Next Stop: ?

Sunday, January 15, 2012

RPP 2.0 #21: The Succubus Series - 2D Wavy Ripple (RPP #49)

The general definition of a succubus is a female demon who takes the form of a woman to seduce men, driving them crazy during sexual intercourse. This definition applies perfectly to the Succubus  line of  toys made by the Japanese company Tomax and sold in the USA  by Queen Cat AdultToys (http://www.queencatadulttoys.com/).

The Succubus line is composed of 4 models, each one with its specific interior texture: the 2D Wavy Ripple, the Succubus Dots, the Succubus Standard Ripple, and the Succubus Bumpy Road. The textures themselves are not unique or revolutionary, but the fact that each model is available in three levels of material firmness (hard, regular, and soft) is. Just like that, you have a line of 12 different toys - all costing less than $30!

Is the Succubus a good toy? Lets go and review the first toy - the Succubus 2D Wavy Ripple.

Review

The Succubus 2D Wavy Ripple canal (side cut) (Photo: QueenSexAdultToys.com)
At first view, the Succubus looks like another cheap masturbation sleeve in the below $30 range. The orifice is almost cartoonish, its closed end promises somewhat of suction while using, and its size is perfect for those of us with smaller penises. The toy is about 6 inches long and 2 inches across, but it is incredibly stretchy, easily adjusting to your size if you are the proud owner of a monster cock.

The material surprised me. I bought the 2D Wavy Ripple in the regular firmness and it feels exactly as the good and trusted Fleshies. No smell at all, no oily feeling, and extremely inviting to penetrate. I did so with my finger and as expected, the texture didn't surprise me. Just a series of thin ribs - micro ribs if you want - inside a tight wavy canal. Even if not mind blowing, the feeling was enough to want to insert my penis inside it. So, that was exactly what I did next...

Oh My! This little sleeve felt like heaven! I felt first the tightness of the sleeve and after a few seconds without moving, I felt the pressure of the micro ribs around my penis. The ribs became more pronounced after a few minutes of use, but they never got annoying or irritating like the ribs in other toys. The suction of the toy became a factor into play and I have to admit I lost it. My sessions with this little fucker NEVER lasted more than 40 minutes, but each one of those sessions was a serious orgasm.

The toy works well as a stroker (hand-held), but it shines as a hands free sleeve specially if you are a sex doll user. This sleeve fit perfectly into my C18s and my TBs, allowing for a total simulated experience. Ironically, the toy is too big for the Japanese-made dolls, requiring you to force the damn thing into the doll's orifice. Still, is one of the few sleeves that is interchangeable between my "sex partners" allowing for better sessions.

As with most closed end toys, cleaning can be an issue, requiring to turn the sleeve inside out (something I don't like to do), or inserting a towel inside the canal to speed the drying and avoid mold inside the toy. Maintenance is pretty easy, requiring a light starching for the toy to keep its softness to the touch.

Verdict:
If you want a sex toy and are cash-strapped, the Succubus 2D is an option you MUST consider. One of the best toys around, kicking the ass of Tenga to oblivion and getting head to head with Fleshlight and the meikis.

Score:  
Immediate Feedback: 5/5
Orgasm Buildup: 5/5
Realism: 5/5
Tightness: 5/5   
Tear and Wear: 5/5 
Hygiene: 4/5 
Maintenance: 5/5 
Use: 5/5 

Value: High
Preference: High

Total score:  39 / 40

FYI: I watched some classic 70's and early 1980's porn while using the Succubus 2D. My Little Sister, Deep Throat, and The Erotic Adventures of Lolita helped me to blow my loads during the review. Have to love those natural titties and hairy pussies!



Next Stop: The Succubus Dots




Saturday, January 7, 2012

RPP 2.0 #20: Dragon Texture (Asa Akira's FLG) (RPP #48)

Introducing: Asa Akira
If you have ever watched a scene with porn star Asa Akira, you know two things: 1) that woman is HOT as Hell and 2) she will do shit you WISH you could do with any woman you know. Asa is a porn goddess and it was incredible that ILF took so long to launch her FLG.

Is Asa Akira's texture a real Dragon? Lets see...

Asa Akira's Dragon Texture (Photo: ILF / Fleshlight)
Review

Lets begin with the obvious: the Dragon has a wide canal. Unlike most recent  FLG which tend to be tight, the Dragon went with a wider canal - almost as wide as the original smooth texture (3/4 inch diameter). Add a continuous spiral of nubs and a collection of soft ribs and you a recipe for a long, long, orgasm buildup.

If you are looking for something like the Destroya or the Gauntlet, look elsewhere. Just like the mythical creature, this dragon is slow but brutal. As soon as you enter the Dragon, you feel the caress of the texture, softly at first. It is inviting, so you keep pumping, allowing your penis to grow inside the texture. That's when the Dragon wakes and sends you to pleasure land. During the sessions I did for this review, I went into sustained periods of sexual excitement, something not common with Fleshlights. During those periods, I feel close to orgasm, but I stay at that level for five or ten minutes before ejaculating like a possessed. Besides the Dragon, I had only felt that before with the Twista and with the Original.

The texture allows you to control the whole experience, so it is a good texture for those who likes edging (masturbating and stopping until close to orgasm, rest for a minute or two, then continuing) or those who love long sessions (like me). If you are a fan of lowly built orgasms, the Dragon is the sleeve for you.

 
As with all Fleshlights, the Dragon is easy to clean. Given its wide canal and simple texture, it dries completely after a few hours, ready to give pleasure.

Verdict:
Just as Asa Akira became one of my favorite porn stars, her FLG has become one of my favorites. The Dragon is one of those textures well designed for long sessions ending in great explosive orgasms.


Score:  
Immediate Feedback: 5/5
Orgasm Buildup: 5/5
Realism: 5/5
Tightness: 3/5   
Tear and Wear: 5/5 
Hygiene: 5/5 
Maintenance: 5/5 
Use: 5/5 

Value: High
Preference: High

Total score:  38 / 40

FYI: The logic choice was Asa Akira is Insatiable. Damn, that woman is incredible!
You are welcome...
Next Stop: Tempted by a Succubus...

Monday, January 2, 2012

Resolutions for 2012

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Well, 2012 is finally here! The end of the current Maya calendar - doomsday for some, a new start for others, and a lot of $$$ for some people writing scary shit about the end of the world. Or like my friend Itzel (a Maya descendant) likes to say, the year of "I don't give a fuck!"

Regardless if it is the end of the world as we know it, I made up some resolutions (just in case this planet keeps moving on December 22, 2012. I know resolutions are as strong as wet cheap toilet paper, but anyway, these are my resolutions for 2012:

1. I will limit my sex toy purchases. The plan is to buy just 10 toys this year - no more. I barely have space in my apartment and time to enjoy the ones I have will become scarce during the year. (This resolution doesn't apply to the ones ordered in December.)

2. I will watch each and every one of the movies I have. In the past 2 years I have collected a ton of porn. I have hundreds of porn movies and I haven't watched even a quarter of them. The goal this year is to watch all of them... or at least not adding to the collection until I do.

3. Enjoy life and new experiences. If the world is going to end, why are we holding our true selves? This year I plan to experience whatever I want and enjoy every single sexual moment I have. Nothing illegal allowed, but if it is legal and I want to try it, it will be done!

4. Enjoy what I have while I have it. No more envy, no more greed, no more selfishness in ALL aspects of my life.

That's it. A few simple resolutions that hopefully will be easier to achieve than loosing weight...