Will keep you posted...
Wednesday, September 29, 2010
ILF unveils the long awaited Alien
Today, ILF, the people behind Fleshlights relaunched the Alien - a blue sleeve with a triangular shaped vaginal entrance. This FL had been requested by hardcore Fleshlight users since its last edition back in 2008 and they complied adding a new combo texture. Check the add on their blog. To give you a heads-up, here is the picture:
The sleeve launched today for $75 (FL only) and is also available as a combo with nothing less than the new Hustler parody "This is Not Avatar XXX" for $90. The movie comes in both the 2D and 3D versions, so $15 for the first "3D XXX movie" (as boasted by Hustler) is not bad. Already ordered mine at Fleshlight.com and hopefully should be here between monday and Tuesday of next week.
Will keep you posted...
Will keep you posted...
Sunday, September 26, 2010
Changes in the Rubber Pussy Project
After reviewing the original roster for testing (and after buying two additional FLs), I decided to change the order to provide better balance between Fleshlights and Japanese / Asian toys. The new schedule is as follows:
- Lotus Lager Sex In A Can (US) - DONE Score: 40/50
- Lupe Fuentes Mini Lotus FLG (US) - DONE Score: 42/50
- Jesse Jane Gauntlet FLG (US) - DONE Score: 43/50
- Tenga Flip Hole Black (JAP) - DONE Score: 42/50
- Teagan Presley Love Humps FLG (US) - DONE Score: 44/50
- Stamina Training Unit FL (US) - DONE Score: 42/50
- Ultra Tight (Butt) FL (US) - DONE Score: 42/50
- Super Mini Meiki Chinatsu (JAP)
- Jenna Haze Forbidden FLG (US)
- Katsumi Lotus Garden FLG (US)
- Jenna Haze Maze FLG (US)
- Super Mini Meiki kotone (JAP)
- Vortex FL (US)
- Spread Eagle SIAC (US)
- O' Doyles Stout SIAC (US)
- Tenga Flip Hole White (JAP)
- Riley Steele Nipple Alley FLG (US)
- Wonder Wave FL (US)
- Ultra Tight Ice FL (US)
- Abbey's Secret SIAC (US)
- Clone Meiki Meguru Kosaka (JAP)
- Succu Dry SIAC (US)
- Stoya Destroya FLG (US)
- Super Ribbed FL Butt (US)
- Sukit SIAC (US)
- Meiki Zhang Xiao Yu (JAP)
- Vibro Original FL (US)
- Vibro Cyclone FL (US)
- Alien FL (US) - Soon to be released!
- Misty Stone FLG (US) - Soon to be released!
The RP Project #3: Jesse Jane's Gauntlet Fleshlight
The third review of the Rubber Pussy Project discuss Jesse Jane's signature texture for the Fleshlight Girls series: The Gauntlet. As with all the Fleshlight Girls (FLG from now on), this sleeve has an opening molded from the vagina of a porn star, in this case Jesse Jane. The texture is one of the recent multi-textured sleeves : a combination of various FL textures offered in the same sleeve.
As established in the rules, I used the Ms. Jane's FLG for 5 consecutive nights, using a homemade mix of Xantham Gum as the lubricant, and using it hands free in two occasions. Now, lets break down the review:
Intensity (4 / 5)
The Gauntlet is kind a greatest hits record - it was the first attempt from Fleshlight to combine the most liked aspects of previous textures in a single sleeve (the Stoya Destroya and the Private Primal follow the same idea of combining current textures).
The Gauntlet combines the micro ribs found on the Forbidden, the "teeth" from the Swallow, the inverted node of the Lotus, the Fangs from the Succu-Dry, and last but not least, the pillows from the STU. All these textures are considered pretty much intense, and the idea of combining them in a single sleeve was to provide the most intense FLG at the moment. Unfortunately, it fails to provide that level of intensity - unless your penis is longer than 7 inches.
With a 5 inch long penis, I reach part of the Fang texture, a texture that is extremely pleasurable, but is intense only when close to orgasm. Even with that drawback, the Gauntlet gives a good ride. The "teeth" and the slight resistance of the inverted node provide immediate feedback and it continues increasing until you are surprised by fangs. The Fang texture feels soft at first, but stroking or thrusting slowly they really feel sharp, "biting" your penis (in my case, the head of my penis received those bites).
Orgasms were the most vocal I had since starting the RPP, making me grunt loudly when using it hands free. It is intense, but the Gauntlet fails to score a 5 due to the scale factor - if shorter penis owners could experience the whole texture, the Gauntlet would receive a perfect score.
Tightness (4/5)
The Gauntlet is tight enough to satisfy most users. The entrance is tighter than expected thanks to the micro ribs and the Jesse Jane mold is maybe one of the most appealing (at least for me). Unfortunately, the FLG case doesn't provide enough suction to make this FLG shine as a cum drainer.
Likeness (3/5)
This FLG was not designed to simulate real sex, and the texture lets you know that fact from the start. Nevertheless, the molding of Jesse Jane's pussy does give some reality sense when using the texture in hands free mode. Its clitoris presses nicely on the pelvic area when going balls deep into the FLG, creating an illusion of reality that is not present on the Lupe Fuentes or the generic vagina molds. .
Versatility (5/5)
This sleeve allows for both manual stroking and hands free use. Something about the Gauntlet is that it feels completely different based on how you use it in terms of method, position, end cap placement and angle. It is an extremely versatile texture highly recommended for hands free sessions.
Lubricant use (4/5)
This sleeve retains lube pretty well, but unlike the Mini Lotus, here the more lube you use, the better the Gauntlet feels. To keep full enjoyment of the texture, I had to re-lube twice during sessions lasting 30 minutes or more (longest session was a two-hours hands free with various edging rests). As with the Lupe Fuentes, applying lube to the penis head and the entrance of the sleeve is required to avoid hurting yourself or damaging the sleeve.
Use (5/5)
Lube, Insert, Fuck, Repeat until Cum. No major issues with using this sleeve.
Hygiene (5 / 5)
All Fleshlights are pretty easy to clean - just open a faucet with cold or warm water and allow the running water to flush the interior. Since all fleshlights are open ended sleeves, running water through them between 20 and 60 seconds is more than enough to clean them. Adding some alcohol after each use helps to avoid any mold or fungi to develop inside the canal.
Drying (4/5)
The Gauntlet dries slightly better than the Mini Lotus, but still requires between 3 to 6 hours of hanging out before safe storage.
Maintenance (4.5 / 5)
The sleeve got somewhat sticky after a few uses, something fixed by rubbing it with corn starch before storing it for a long time. To keep the toy in top condition, I cover it with corn starch whenever it is going to be stored for more than one week.
Tear and wear (5/5)
No tears or noticeable wear observed after the weekly sessions.
Total score: 43.5 / 50
The Jesse Jane FLG with the Gauntlet texture is a good buy for anyone looking for a texture that builds up in intensity until reaching the orgasm. If you are looking for a texture to enjoy sessions between 20 and 60 minutes, the Gauntlet is a texture you should consider.
If you want to buy this FLG, you should go here!
P.S.: While using this toy, I used the following movies for "inspiration": Private's Cleopatra 1 & 2, and Millionaire 1 &2.
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| Nice photo, even if you don't like blonds! (Photo: Fleslight / ILF) |
As established in the rules, I used the Ms. Jane's FLG for 5 consecutive nights, using a homemade mix of Xantham Gum as the lubricant, and using it hands free in two occasions. Now, lets break down the review:
Intensity (4 / 5)
The Gauntlet is kind a greatest hits record - it was the first attempt from Fleshlight to combine the most liked aspects of previous textures in a single sleeve (the Stoya Destroya and the Private Primal follow the same idea of combining current textures).
The Gauntlet combines the micro ribs found on the Forbidden, the "teeth" from the Swallow, the inverted node of the Lotus, the Fangs from the Succu-Dry, and last but not least, the pillows from the STU. All these textures are considered pretty much intense, and the idea of combining them in a single sleeve was to provide the most intense FLG at the moment. Unfortunately, it fails to provide that level of intensity - unless your penis is longer than 7 inches.
With a 5 inch long penis, I reach part of the Fang texture, a texture that is extremely pleasurable, but is intense only when close to orgasm. Even with that drawback, the Gauntlet gives a good ride. The "teeth" and the slight resistance of the inverted node provide immediate feedback and it continues increasing until you are surprised by fangs. The Fang texture feels soft at first, but stroking or thrusting slowly they really feel sharp, "biting" your penis (in my case, the head of my penis received those bites).
Orgasms were the most vocal I had since starting the RPP, making me grunt loudly when using it hands free. It is intense, but the Gauntlet fails to score a 5 due to the scale factor - if shorter penis owners could experience the whole texture, the Gauntlet would receive a perfect score.
Tightness (4/5)
The Gauntlet is tight enough to satisfy most users. The entrance is tighter than expected thanks to the micro ribs and the Jesse Jane mold is maybe one of the most appealing (at least for me). Unfortunately, the FLG case doesn't provide enough suction to make this FLG shine as a cum drainer.
Likeness (3/5)
This FLG was not designed to simulate real sex, and the texture lets you know that fact from the start. Nevertheless, the molding of Jesse Jane's pussy does give some reality sense when using the texture in hands free mode. Its clitoris presses nicely on the pelvic area when going balls deep into the FLG, creating an illusion of reality that is not present on the Lupe Fuentes or the generic vagina molds. .
Versatility (5/5)
This sleeve allows for both manual stroking and hands free use. Something about the Gauntlet is that it feels completely different based on how you use it in terms of method, position, end cap placement and angle. It is an extremely versatile texture highly recommended for hands free sessions.
Lubricant use (4/5)
This sleeve retains lube pretty well, but unlike the Mini Lotus, here the more lube you use, the better the Gauntlet feels. To keep full enjoyment of the texture, I had to re-lube twice during sessions lasting 30 minutes or more (longest session was a two-hours hands free with various edging rests). As with the Lupe Fuentes, applying lube to the penis head and the entrance of the sleeve is required to avoid hurting yourself or damaging the sleeve.
Use (5/5)
Lube, Insert, Fuck, Repeat until Cum. No major issues with using this sleeve.
Hygiene (5 / 5)
All Fleshlights are pretty easy to clean - just open a faucet with cold or warm water and allow the running water to flush the interior. Since all fleshlights are open ended sleeves, running water through them between 20 and 60 seconds is more than enough to clean them. Adding some alcohol after each use helps to avoid any mold or fungi to develop inside the canal.
Drying (4/5)
The Gauntlet dries slightly better than the Mini Lotus, but still requires between 3 to 6 hours of hanging out before safe storage.
Maintenance (4.5 / 5)
The sleeve got somewhat sticky after a few uses, something fixed by rubbing it with corn starch before storing it for a long time. To keep the toy in top condition, I cover it with corn starch whenever it is going to be stored for more than one week.
Tear and wear (5/5)
No tears or noticeable wear observed after the weekly sessions.
Total score: 43.5 / 50
The Jesse Jane FLG with the Gauntlet texture is a good buy for anyone looking for a texture that builds up in intensity until reaching the orgasm. If you are looking for a texture to enjoy sessions between 20 and 60 minutes, the Gauntlet is a texture you should consider.
If you want to buy this FLG, you should go here!
P.S.: While using this toy, I used the following movies for "inspiration": Private's Cleopatra 1 & 2, and Millionaire 1 &2.
Wednesday, September 22, 2010
The RP Project #2: Lupe Fuentes' Mini Lotus Fleshlight
For the second review, I tested the Lupe Fuentes' Fleshlight. This sleeve has an opening molded from the vagina of web / porn star Lupe Fuentes and it has the mini-lotus internal texture. Although the texture shares its name with the Lotus Lager, they have differences on how they feel.
As established in the rules, I used the Lotus Lager for 5 consecutive nights, using a homemade mix of Xantham Gum as the lubricant, and using it hands free in two occasions. Now, lets break down the review:
Intensity (3.5 / 5)
Like its smaller relative, the LFML has a series of different sized chambers that tries to replicate the feelings of vaginal sex. Like the Lotus Lager, its intensity will depend on the quantity of lube you use. The difference is that Lupe feels looser due in great part to the larger size of the sleeve and the additional space to expand most full sized Fleslights give to its sleeves. The intensity of this sleeve is on the middle level since it gives a constant soft pressure and the popping of the cervical node. Orgasms with this sleeve build upon you, giving high intensity near the climax making you to moan loudly or even becoming vocal. The problem is that the orgasm is intense but short lasting - you want to repeat the session as soon as you finish cumming.
Tightness (3/5)
As said, the sleeve feels looser than the Lotus Lager version. In Lupe, the lack of suction similar to the SIAC case allows its use fully closed, but still doesn't feel tight as other textures.
Likeness (4/5)
Once properly lubed, fucking the LF Fleshlight feels pretty close to real vaginal sex. Unfortunately, the sleeve doesn't have any interior texture such as bumps or ridges, leaving all the stimulation to the size variation of the main canal. Close, but not exactly the same...
Versatility (5/5)
This sleeve allows for both manual stroking and free hand use. Full sized Fleshlights allow for hard trusting when using it hands free - a huge difference from its smaller relative.
Lubricant use (5/5)
This sleeve retains lube perfectly, requiring to reapply or re-wet thelube only in sessions longer than 30 minutes. Applying lube to the penis head and the entrance of the sleeve is required to avoid hurting yourself or damaging the sleeve.
Use (5/5)
No major issues with using this sleeve.
Hygiene (5 / 5)
All Fleshlights are pretty easy to clean - just open a faucet with cold or warm water and allow the running water to flush the interior. Since all fleshlights are open ended sleeves, running water through them between 20 and 60 seconds is more than enough to clean them. Adding some alcohol after each use helps to avoid any mold or fungi to develop inside the canal.
Drying (3/5)
This is probably the Achilles heel of this toy - it requires between 5 to 12 hours to dry completely without using any fan or blower. Hanging the sleeve in the open air to dry takes time due to the chamber structure and especially because of the inverted node at the beginning of the sleeve. That node retains water and humidity, so if there is a lot of humidity in the air, expect to have your Lotus Lager hanging for a few hours.
Maintenance (4.5 / 5)
The sleeve got disgustingly sticky after a few uses, something fixed by rubbing it with corn starch before storing it for a long time. To keep the toy in top condition, I cover it with corn starch whenever it is going to be stored for more than one week.
Tear and wear (4/5)
This sleeve is relatively new, but it present a tear on the exterior ribs and some abrasions on the entrance. None of those limits enjoying the sleeve.
Total score: 42 / 50
The Lupe Fuentes Fleshlight with the Mini-Lotus texture is a good investment for any individual that likes to have longer sessions.The lack of internal textures and the looser feeling made each section to last between 30 minutes up to 3 hours.
Which one is better: the Lotus Lager or the Lupe Fuentes?
It depends on the method used for the session. If the session is stroking using the hand, the Lotus Lager is better - the smaller size allows for easier stroking and the suction is great. If doing a freehand session, Lupe Fuentes has to be my choice thanks to its size and weight. Also, the Lupe Fuentes, being a full sized Fleshlight, allows for a better penetration and thrusting because it doesn't cave in during freehand sessions.
In general, if your girth is above 5.5 inches and / or your penis is longer than 6 inches, the Lupe Fuentes is a better option because the full size of the Fleshlight will fit you without problems.
You can buy your Lupe Fuentes Fleshlight here.
As established in the rules, I used the Lotus Lager for 5 consecutive nights, using a homemade mix of Xantham Gum as the lubricant, and using it hands free in two occasions. Now, lets break down the review:
Intensity (3.5 / 5)
Like its smaller relative, the LFML has a series of different sized chambers that tries to replicate the feelings of vaginal sex. Like the Lotus Lager, its intensity will depend on the quantity of lube you use. The difference is that Lupe feels looser due in great part to the larger size of the sleeve and the additional space to expand most full sized Fleslights give to its sleeves. The intensity of this sleeve is on the middle level since it gives a constant soft pressure and the popping of the cervical node. Orgasms with this sleeve build upon you, giving high intensity near the climax making you to moan loudly or even becoming vocal. The problem is that the orgasm is intense but short lasting - you want to repeat the session as soon as you finish cumming.
Tightness (3/5)
As said, the sleeve feels looser than the Lotus Lager version. In Lupe, the lack of suction similar to the SIAC case allows its use fully closed, but still doesn't feel tight as other textures.
Likeness (4/5)
Once properly lubed, fucking the LF Fleshlight feels pretty close to real vaginal sex. Unfortunately, the sleeve doesn't have any interior texture such as bumps or ridges, leaving all the stimulation to the size variation of the main canal. Close, but not exactly the same...
Versatility (5/5)
This sleeve allows for both manual stroking and free hand use. Full sized Fleshlights allow for hard trusting when using it hands free - a huge difference from its smaller relative.
Lubricant use (5/5)
This sleeve retains lube perfectly, requiring to reapply or re-wet thelube only in sessions longer than 30 minutes. Applying lube to the penis head and the entrance of the sleeve is required to avoid hurting yourself or damaging the sleeve.
Use (5/5)
No major issues with using this sleeve.
Hygiene (5 / 5)
All Fleshlights are pretty easy to clean - just open a faucet with cold or warm water and allow the running water to flush the interior. Since all fleshlights are open ended sleeves, running water through them between 20 and 60 seconds is more than enough to clean them. Adding some alcohol after each use helps to avoid any mold or fungi to develop inside the canal.
Drying (3/5)
This is probably the Achilles heel of this toy - it requires between 5 to 12 hours to dry completely without using any fan or blower. Hanging the sleeve in the open air to dry takes time due to the chamber structure and especially because of the inverted node at the beginning of the sleeve. That node retains water and humidity, so if there is a lot of humidity in the air, expect to have your Lotus Lager hanging for a few hours.
Maintenance (4.5 / 5)
The sleeve got disgustingly sticky after a few uses, something fixed by rubbing it with corn starch before storing it for a long time. To keep the toy in top condition, I cover it with corn starch whenever it is going to be stored for more than one week.
Tear and wear (4/5)
This sleeve is relatively new, but it present a tear on the exterior ribs and some abrasions on the entrance. None of those limits enjoying the sleeve.
Total score: 42 / 50
The Lupe Fuentes Fleshlight with the Mini-Lotus texture is a good investment for any individual that likes to have longer sessions.The lack of internal textures and the looser feeling made each section to last between 30 minutes up to 3 hours.
Which one is better: the Lotus Lager or the Lupe Fuentes?
It depends on the method used for the session. If the session is stroking using the hand, the Lotus Lager is better - the smaller size allows for easier stroking and the suction is great. If doing a freehand session, Lupe Fuentes has to be my choice thanks to its size and weight. Also, the Lupe Fuentes, being a full sized Fleshlight, allows for a better penetration and thrusting because it doesn't cave in during freehand sessions.
In general, if your girth is above 5.5 inches and / or your penis is longer than 6 inches, the Lupe Fuentes is a better option because the full size of the Fleshlight will fit you without problems.
You can buy your Lupe Fuentes Fleshlight here.
Sunday, September 19, 2010
RPP Review #1: Lotus Lager / Lady Lager SIAC (mini lotus)
So here is the first review from the Rubber Pussy Project (RPP) - the Lotus Lager / Lady Lager SIAC. This masturbation sleeve is sold by ILF in their Fleshlight website and it is part of their scaled down products for guys with smaller / thinner penises. (FYI, my penis is 5 inches long, 4.5 inches girth, and I am uncircumcised.) This sleeve was the first one I bought about 9 months ago and it stills feels as good as new. Currently, the Lotus Lager is sold as the Lady Lager - same sleeve, but with a different case color and graphics. The newer version - Lady Lager - has a golden color case in the shape of a beer can and a dark blue graphic label. You can see the texture at Fleshlight's Sex-in-a-can promo page
As established in the rules, I used the Lotus Lager for 5 consecutive nights, using a homemade mix of Xantham Gum as the lubricant, and using it hands free in two occasions. Now, lets break down the review:
Intensity
To produce pleasure, this sleeve has a series of different sized chambers that tries to replicate the feelings of vaginal sex. The intensity of this sleeve will vary greatly depending on the quantity of lube being used: the more lube you use, the smoother the texture will feel, meaning you won't feel the ribs that change the sleeve diameter as much. I always begin with plenty of lube because I am not circumcised, so I don't feel high intensity during the initial strokes. Once the lube begins to dry - the story changes. At that moment, I feel the material pressing and popping as my penis goes in and out of the sleeve, giving waves of subtle but constant pleasure.
With SIACs, the diameter of the canal provides constant pressure around the penis and the case provides almost a vacuum seal, allowing suction to be a huge playing factor. You can modify the suction level to your liking - full suction will make difficult thrusting the sleeve while no suction at all allows to feel the whole variety of chamber sizes. You can control the duration of your session easily - mine lasted between 25 minutes (stroking at a medium pace) to an incredible 2 hours (free-hand method at a slow pace and edging).
Orgasms with this sleeve ranged from a good, satisfied one, to the toe curling, epic ones (the one after 2 hours falls in the "mother-fucking-vocal" epic category).
Intensity Score: 4 / 5. The curve of finding the right quantity of lube to use to fully enjoy the texture lowers the score to 4.
Tightness (5/5)
If you are looking for tightness, the SIACs are the place to look for. The SIACs are designed to provide tightness all around the penis - they are about 6 inches long with a diameter just above the quarter inch. In addition, the SIAC case allows you to modify the suction by adjusting or removing completely the end cap. Without the end cap, it feels like fucking that 18 years old virgin. WORD OF CAUTION: If your girth (measurement of your penis circumference when erect) is above 5.5 inches, the SIAC could be too tight for you. There are individuals with those measurements that had reported discomfort and rashes when using the SIACs.
Likeness (4/5)
Once properly lubed, fucking the Lotus Lager feels pretty close to real vaginal sex. Unfortunately, the sleeve doesn't have any interior texture such as bumps or ridges, leaving all the stimulation to the size variation of the main canal. Close, but not exactly the same...
Versatility (4/5)
The size of the sleeve is perfect for both manual stroking and free hand use, but the case can make both operations kind of difficult and sometimes dangerous. The case has a smooth surface and when stroking is pretty normal that some lube leaks from the top end - especially when using it without the end cap. That makes the case slippery, provoking certain incidents where the SIAC simply slips out of the hand. When using it free hand, I had to be extremely careful of not thrusting too hard to avoid the texture to cave in into the case - exposing the hard plastic ring of the case. That ring is pretty sharp and can cause abrasions and cuts - something that ILF had tried to solve in later SIAC models.
Lubricant use (5/5)
This sleeve retains lube perfectly, requiring to reapply or re-wet thelube only in sessions longer than 30 minutes. Applying lube to the penis head and the entrance of the sleeve is required to avoid hurting yourself or damaging the sleeve.
Use (4/5)
As written above, the main issue with using and setting up this sleeve is the lube quantity and the force of the strokes.
Hygiene (5 / 5)
All Fleshlights are pretty easy to clean - just open a faucet with cold or warm water and allow the running water to flush the interior. Since all fleshlights are open ended sleeves, running water through them between 20 and 60 seconds is more than enough to clean them. Adding some alcohol after each use helps to avoid any mold or fungi to develop inside the canal.
Drying (3/5)
This is probably the Achilles heel of this toy - it requires between 5 to 12 hours to dry completely without using any fan or blower. Hanging the sleeve in the open air to dry takes time due to the chamber structure and especially because of the inverted node at the beginning of the sleeve. That node retains water and humidity, so if there is a lot of humidity in the air, expect to have your Lotus Lager hanging for a few hours.
Maintenance (4.5 / 5)
The sleeve got disgustingly sticky after a few uses, something fixed by rubbing it with corn starch before storing it for a long time. To keep the toy in top condition, I cover it with corn starch whenever it is going to be stored for more than one week.
Tear and wear (5/5)
This was my first masturbation sleeve in a long time and it looks and feel just as brand new after 9 months of regular use. It has no visible tears as of today
Total score: 40.5 / 50
The Lotus Lager / Lady Lager SIAC is a good overall investment given that your penis measures less than 7 inches in length and / or 5.5 inches in girth.
As established in the rules, I used the Lotus Lager for 5 consecutive nights, using a homemade mix of Xantham Gum as the lubricant, and using it hands free in two occasions. Now, lets break down the review:
Intensity
To produce pleasure, this sleeve has a series of different sized chambers that tries to replicate the feelings of vaginal sex. The intensity of this sleeve will vary greatly depending on the quantity of lube being used: the more lube you use, the smoother the texture will feel, meaning you won't feel the ribs that change the sleeve diameter as much. I always begin with plenty of lube because I am not circumcised, so I don't feel high intensity during the initial strokes. Once the lube begins to dry - the story changes. At that moment, I feel the material pressing and popping as my penis goes in and out of the sleeve, giving waves of subtle but constant pleasure.
With SIACs, the diameter of the canal provides constant pressure around the penis and the case provides almost a vacuum seal, allowing suction to be a huge playing factor. You can modify the suction level to your liking - full suction will make difficult thrusting the sleeve while no suction at all allows to feel the whole variety of chamber sizes. You can control the duration of your session easily - mine lasted between 25 minutes (stroking at a medium pace) to an incredible 2 hours (free-hand method at a slow pace and edging).
Orgasms with this sleeve ranged from a good, satisfied one, to the toe curling, epic ones (the one after 2 hours falls in the "mother-fucking-vocal" epic category).
Intensity Score: 4 / 5. The curve of finding the right quantity of lube to use to fully enjoy the texture lowers the score to 4.
Tightness (5/5)
If you are looking for tightness, the SIACs are the place to look for. The SIACs are designed to provide tightness all around the penis - they are about 6 inches long with a diameter just above the quarter inch. In addition, the SIAC case allows you to modify the suction by adjusting or removing completely the end cap. Without the end cap, it feels like fucking that 18 years old virgin. WORD OF CAUTION: If your girth (measurement of your penis circumference when erect) is above 5.5 inches, the SIAC could be too tight for you. There are individuals with those measurements that had reported discomfort and rashes when using the SIACs.
Likeness (4/5)
Once properly lubed, fucking the Lotus Lager feels pretty close to real vaginal sex. Unfortunately, the sleeve doesn't have any interior texture such as bumps or ridges, leaving all the stimulation to the size variation of the main canal. Close, but not exactly the same...
Versatility (4/5)
The size of the sleeve is perfect for both manual stroking and free hand use, but the case can make both operations kind of difficult and sometimes dangerous. The case has a smooth surface and when stroking is pretty normal that some lube leaks from the top end - especially when using it without the end cap. That makes the case slippery, provoking certain incidents where the SIAC simply slips out of the hand. When using it free hand, I had to be extremely careful of not thrusting too hard to avoid the texture to cave in into the case - exposing the hard plastic ring of the case. That ring is pretty sharp and can cause abrasions and cuts - something that ILF had tried to solve in later SIAC models.
Lubricant use (5/5)
This sleeve retains lube perfectly, requiring to reapply or re-wet thelube only in sessions longer than 30 minutes. Applying lube to the penis head and the entrance of the sleeve is required to avoid hurting yourself or damaging the sleeve.
Use (4/5)
As written above, the main issue with using and setting up this sleeve is the lube quantity and the force of the strokes.
Hygiene (5 / 5)
All Fleshlights are pretty easy to clean - just open a faucet with cold or warm water and allow the running water to flush the interior. Since all fleshlights are open ended sleeves, running water through them between 20 and 60 seconds is more than enough to clean them. Adding some alcohol after each use helps to avoid any mold or fungi to develop inside the canal.
Drying (3/5)
This is probably the Achilles heel of this toy - it requires between 5 to 12 hours to dry completely without using any fan or blower. Hanging the sleeve in the open air to dry takes time due to the chamber structure and especially because of the inverted node at the beginning of the sleeve. That node retains water and humidity, so if there is a lot of humidity in the air, expect to have your Lotus Lager hanging for a few hours.
Maintenance (4.5 / 5)
The sleeve got disgustingly sticky after a few uses, something fixed by rubbing it with corn starch before storing it for a long time. To keep the toy in top condition, I cover it with corn starch whenever it is going to be stored for more than one week.
Tear and wear (5/5)
This was my first masturbation sleeve in a long time and it looks and feel just as brand new after 9 months of regular use. It has no visible tears as of today
Total score: 40.5 / 50
The Lotus Lager / Lady Lager SIAC is a good overall investment given that your penis measures less than 7 inches in length and / or 5.5 inches in girth.
Tuesday, September 14, 2010
The RP Project
Last weekend, after giving proper maintenance to my sex toy collection, I decided to begin the RP Project - the Rubber Pussy Project. What the hell is that? A simple review of my collection, giving a rating to each one of the toys. To do that, I will follow some rules:
The toys I will be evaluating for the RPP are the following (in order of testing):
Those are my Fleshlights and SIAC collection. The ones with pink cases are the Fleshlight Girls collection (FLG), black cases are vaginal Fleshlights (FL), and the gray colored cases are the Fleshlight Butts. the smaller ones at the bottom are the Sex-In-A-Can or SIACs.
This other photo shows the Japanese sex toys on collection:
If there is any new toy added, it will be reviewed after the Meiki ZXY.
Damn, there is a lot of masturbation to do, so lets get started!
- I will use the same toy for 5 weekly sessions, trying it in two positions. The first position would be lying on my back while using my hands to manipulate the toy. The second position will be a hands-free operation using the body pillow method. Three of the sessions will be on my back, the other two will be hands-free.
- I will the same lubricant with each toy. The lubricant of choice is a homemade Xantham Gum mix of 1/2 teaspoon of XG diluted in 8 ounces of water.
- Every toy will began the session with the same quantity of lubricant. Additional lubricant will be added as needed.
- Each session must last at least 20 minutes from the beginning of using the toy until orgasm. Edging is allowed and will be noted in the review.
- I can use visual stimulation during the session as desired.
- Sessions can only include 1 toy at a time.
- There must be a rest period of 12 hours between sessions. No "sloppy seconds" will be allowed.
- There will be a rest period of a minimum of 24 hours between toys.
- There will be a 24 hours rest period after having regular sex.
- Intensity - How intense are the feelings on my penis while entering and using the toy.
- Tightness - How tight or loose the toy is after being penetrated
- Likeness - How close to real sex it feels
- Versatility - How good is the toy to be used in the two positions
- Lubricant use - how much lubricant the toy uses. (To be fair, I am going to begin each session applying the same quantity to each toy).
- Use - How easy is to setup, hold, and use the toy in each of the positions. Weight, form factor, and size will influence in this category.
- Hygiene - how easy is to clean each toy after use
- Drying - How fast the toy dries after use (No one likes to have a sex toy visible to visits, right?)
- Maintenance - How easy is to keep the toy in good shape for use
- Tear and wear - How the toy wears after regular use.
The toys I will be evaluating for the RPP are the following (in order of testing):
- Lotus Lager Sex In A Can (US)
- Lupe Fuentes Mini Lotus FLG (US)
- Jesse Jane Gauntlet FLG (US)
- Teagan Presley Love Humps FLG (US)
- Stamina Training Unit FL (US)
- Katsumi Lotus Garden FLG (US)
- Tenga Flip Hole Black (JAP)
- Ultra Tight (Butt) FL (US)
- Jenna Haze Maze FLG (US)
- Super Mini Meiki Chinatsu (JAP)
- Spread Eagle SIAC (US)
- Jenna Haze Forbidden FLG (US)
- Super Mini Meiki kotone (JAP)
- Riley Steele Nipple Alley FLG (US)
- Vortex FL (US)
- O' Doyles Stout SIAC (US)
- Tenga Flip Hole White (JAP)
- Ultra Tight Ice FL (US)
- Wonder Wave FL (US)
- Abbey's Secret SIAC (US)
- Clone Meiki Meguru Kosaka (JAP)
- Succu Dry SIAC (US)
- Super Ribbed FL Butt (US)
- Sukit SIAC (US)
- Stoya Destroya FLG (US)
- Meiki Zhang Xiao Yu (JAP)
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| Fleshlight Collection to review |
Those are my Fleshlights and SIAC collection. The ones with pink cases are the Fleshlight Girls collection (FLG), black cases are vaginal Fleshlights (FL), and the gray colored cases are the Fleshlight Butts. the smaller ones at the bottom are the Sex-In-A-Can or SIACs.
This other photo shows the Japanese sex toys on collection:
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| Japanese Toys |
If there is any new toy added, it will be reviewed after the Meiki ZXY.
Damn, there is a lot of masturbation to do, so lets get started!
Saturday, September 11, 2010
Toys VS Women: What's better?
If you are asking that question, you are in a worst place than me. The obvious answer is WOMEN! Nothing can replace the reactions, feelings and the connection that you can experience with a real living woman on your bed.
But being honest, there are periods of my life that I prefer a sexual toy. Especially when talking about casual sex or one-night stands. Why? Well, let's say that there various reasons. Some of them are:
But being honest, there are periods of my life that I prefer a sexual toy. Especially when talking about casual sex or one-night stands. Why? Well, let's say that there various reasons. Some of them are:
- Sex toys are easier to deal with. If I want to fuck a sex toy, I only need to be hard and some lubricant and presto, I'm fucking a sex toy. With women I have to convince them first, buy them drinks, play the interest / flirt / relationship game, and them MAYBE I would have a chance to get some that night. Which led to the next number...
- Sex toys are cheaper. Male sex toys are available starting at less than $10 (not very good ones, but some of them do the trick) to life-like sex dolls costing $7,000. Most high level masturbation sleeves are in the $30 to $60 range: less than the cost of a movie date. If you just want to bust a nut, one of these toys is a better investment than a night out with a woman you like or hiring a hooker (which is illegal in most states).
- Sex toys don't get STDs. You fuck a sex toy and you are practicing the closest thing to real safe sex that you can have. The worst disease you can get from a sex toy would be an allergic reaction, a rash from not using enough lubricant, or an urinary infection thanks to bad maintenance of the toy. Those are nothing compared to getting chlamydia, HPV, HIV, or HEP-C. Even if you use another guy's sex toy (given that it is clean), you have less chances of getting a disease. Again, I'm talking here about casual sex or one-night stands. And by the way, I had NEVER used another guy's sex toy - I consider that gross and really unnecessary. But still that is safer than sharing a woman with another guy.
- Sex toys don't get pregnant. Do I have to explain this one?
- After sex with a toy, you don't have to witness post-coital crap. Maybe it is because my experiences with women, but after having sex with some of them, I had witnessed some post coital crap that had bothered me more than anything else in my life. From women who cried after sex, to ones that don't want to leave (or that don't want you to leave), to others who basically throw you out of the bed, without forgetting the one or two that after a fuck, are already imagining a life with you. Maybe I had a lot of crazy women in my life, but I had those (and other cases). Honestly, after sex the most I can tolerate is cuddling and talking - no crying, psychotic behavior, or psychoanalysis sessions. With sex toys, once I'm done, I clean up and can continue with my life. No guilt, no regrets, no bullshit to deal with.
- Sex toys don't get jealous. I have an ottoman full of masturbation helpers - and they live together like good sisters. I have the variety I want without having problems. Try that with women...
- Sex toys don't talk. I like the sound of a moaning woman, especially when I am the one making her moan, but that isn't what I am referring with this item. I'm referring to the talking women do about their lovers. If you think that women don't talk about their sexual partners, you are ready for a rude, very rude awakening. Women talk about their sexual partners in more explicit ways than men do. Women will talk with their "girlfriends" about the size of your penis, how you used it, where you fucked her, what condom you used, if you smelled, or if you needed one of the multiple magic pills available out there to help us perform. They will even talk about the quantity, quality, and flavor of your semen. If you had a stellar performance, great... but if the performance was bad, be prepared to be blackballed in that circle...
Wednesday, September 1, 2010
The home of the chronic masturbator
For my first ever English blog, I decided to open a place where I could write about one of my favorites actions: Masturbation. There, I said it - I like to masturbate. Daily, once or twice every day. Even with a partner, I always end up squeezing one because lets be honest, I'm a horny guy...
The idea is to write about everything related to male masturbation: techniques, toys, visual material, fantasies, well, whatever helps me with getting a load out!
I don't receive money or gifts from any of the companies I will mention in this blog. If I review a product, that means I spent MY MONEY to buy and use it. I have no preferences in terms of brands, styles, or whatever - this is about what makes Casquetero happy and what I really like.
The idea is to write about everything related to male masturbation: techniques, toys, visual material, fantasies, well, whatever helps me with getting a load out!
I don't receive money or gifts from any of the companies I will mention in this blog. If I review a product, that means I spent MY MONEY to buy and use it. I have no preferences in terms of brands, styles, or whatever - this is about what makes Casquetero happy and what I really like.
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