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Saturday, October 30, 2010

The RP Project #9: Jenna Haze's Forbidden FLG

For many men, convincing their wives and girlfriends of having anal sex is almost impossible. The Forbidden texture from ILF promises to give the pleasure of anal sex without the need to plea with your wife / girlfriend.   After following the rules established for the Rubber Pussy Project, lets go with the review:

First Impressions:
The Jenna Haze Forbidden has an entrance molded after Jenna Haze's famous ass. The texture is a combination of a micro-ribbed entrance, followed by a smooth wavy canal. At first glance, it looks like a texture good for long sessions with a lot of intensity at the entrance thanks for the ribs.  It doesn't seem intense or tight, so I didn't expect spectacular sessions.
Forbidden internal texture (Photo property of ILF, Inc. / Fleshlight.com)


Intensity (5 / 5)
The Forbidden is one of those textures that doesn't promise intensity at first, but delivers a constant pleasure during the sessions with it. At entrance, the Forbidden doesn't give immediate feedback - it feels good, but it doesn't hit you with waves of sensations like the Gauntlet or the Tenga Flip Hole. The intensity of this sleeve builds up gradually - slowly but constantly. After 5 to 10 minutes into the session, you begin to feel the build up. The pleasure takes you to feel close to orgasm, but it keeps you there until you decide to finish. It is a texture that gives total control over the session and when you finally decide to orgasm, it provides those orgasms that leave you panting and with weakened knees.

Tightness (4/5)
The Forbidden is just perfect in the tightness category. With the end cap fully tightened, the suction feels somewhat natural, allowing for natural thrusting.   

Realism (5/5)
Again, I'm not a big fan of anal sex, but the texture of the Forbidden felt almost identical to the times I fucked former girlfriends in the ass. The micro ribs at the entrance make a good simulation of the sphincter entrance and the wavy smooth interior gives the right amount of stimulation to the penis head and shaft. While using it, I often forgot I was fucking an inanimate object and started to thrust the FL exactly as when having the real thing.

Versatility (4/5)
The Forbidden feels much better when using it with a hands free method. As a stroker, it does the job, but the canal doesn't feel as pleasurable. with the hands free method, I had much more control and was able to enjoy the texture much more.

Lubricant use (4/5)
The Forbidden required some re-wetting at occasions, but as a general rule, it retained lube pretty well.

Use (4/5)
Besides the occasional whistling noises, there were no  major issues while using the Forbidden.  

Hygiene (5 / 5)
As most Fleshlights, the Forbidden is easy to clean - just place it under running water and allow water to clean the interior canal.

Drying (4/5)
The Forbidden dried completely in about 4 hours using the hanger method.

Maintenance (5 / 5)
No special maintenance required.

Tear and wear (5/5)
No tear and wear noticed after completing the evaluation periods.
Total score: 45 / 50

Considering all factors, the Forbidden is a must have toy. The gradual intensity sensations are my personal favorites and the control this sleeve provides are something every man should experience.

As established in the captions, you can buy this toy from Fleshlight.com

FYI: The visual stimuli for these sessions was provided by 18 Years Old Love Cum Vol 2. This is a teen compilation from Devil's Films. Love the petite brunette on the last scene.

Next Stop: Katsumi's  Lotus Garden Fleshlight.

Saturday, October 23, 2010

The RP Project #8: Super Mini Meiki Chinatsu

The eighth review of the Rubber Pussy Project discusses the Super Mini Meiki Chinatsu, probably the most affordable meiki (loosely translated from Japanese as "pleasurable vagina"). This toy is sold in the U.S. by Toy Demon and as the name says, it is a small size meiki style vagina. With a price close to the $10, it has a small size: 4.5 inches long by 2.5 inches wide by 2.5 inches tall.  After trying to follow the rules established for the Rubber Pussy Project, lets go with the review:

First Impressions:
This meiki gives the impression of being extremely delicate and that it will break during the first use. After all, it only costs $10 - the price of single use onaholes from TENGA is around $15 - and its size simply screamed "fragile" and "wimpy" as soon I unpacked it.
Photo Property of ToyDemon.com

Photo Property of ToyDemon.com


Intensity (4 / 5)
Being that small, the Super Mini Meiki Chinatsu (Chinatsu from now on) gives a pleasurable intensity. It is not super intense, but it provides enough stimulation to both the head and the shaft to do the job. Orgasms with the Chinatsu are very close to the ones you feel during vaginal sex: a slow build up that allows some control of the ejaculation.

Tightness (4/5)
With its measurements, I expected a tighter fit, but instead I had an almost natural fit. The Chinatsu expanded enough to allow my penis to penetrate it without major issues and although use was not as smooth as expected, the Chinatsu was comfortably snug to do its job.  

Realism (4/5)
Meikis are all about realism and even in the lowest priced meiki around you feel that desire to achieve some realism. The Chinatsu feels real enough for you to forget that you are fucking a rubber pussy - given that you don't move too much or it begins to slip from your lubed hands.

Versatility (2/5)
The Chinatsu is a stroker - period. Its size, material, and weight doesn't allow for handsfree operation unless you can fit this mini meiki in a love  body (which I don't have).

Lubricant use (5/5)
This toy is lube heaven. Due to its size, it used 1/3 of the lube I normally use with Fleshlights. It also retains lube nicely thanks to its internal complex shapes.

Use (1/5)
Using this toy can be a difficult experience due to the size of the toy. Since the internal canal is about 4 inches long, you remain with half an inch of material dangling on top of your penis, hitting your hand while stroking. I found that totally annoying and distracting. Also, as said before, the Chinatsu is too small and light for hands free operation and if there is lube on your stroking hand, good look trying to keep a hold of this toy. It is really soft and with lubed hands, it becomes slippery as a bar of soap.

Hygiene (3 / 5)
Any toy that requires me to stick my fingers into it to completely clean my semen from its interior bothers me. The Chinatsu required me to squeeze it first to remove my semen, then rinse its interior with water and then insert my finger to sccop any remainder. I prefer to clean a Fleshlight hands down.

Drying (3/5)
The Chinatsu took 36 hours to dry completely - way too much time to dry. The faster way to clean this toy is turning it inside out, but you have to do it carefully to avoid ripping the toy. 

Maintenance (5 / 5)
No special maintenance required - if it lasted enough...

Tear and wear (0/5)
This toy should be sold under the "one-time" use category. Although I was able to squeeze 3 good orgasms from it, the Chinatsu became unusable after the third session thanks to two deep gashes on the underside of the entrance. Too sad for a good feeling, economical toy.

Total score: 31 / 50

All aspects considered, the Super Mini Meiki Chinatsu is a good single use rubber pussy. I would consider this toy a good travel companion and a beginner's toy for those asking for reality on their sexual toys. Expect to get between 1 and 5 sessions from it, using it exclusively as a stroker.

As established in the captions, you can buy this toy from ToyDemon.com.

FYI: The visual stimuli for these sessions was provided by 18 Years Old Love Cum Vol 1. This is a teen compilation from Devil's Films. My favorites are scenes 2 and 4 where you have a petite Black / Latina being tag teamed and a short haired redhead who looks great. Special points to scene 3's facial on a brunette...

Next Stop: The Forbidden Fleshlight.

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

The RP Project #7: Ultra Tight Butt Fleshlight

The seventh review of the Rubber Pussy Project discusses one of my favorite Fleshlights - the Ultra Tight Butt. This is the tightest available in the Fleshlight roster with a width of only 1/4" diameter - one third the diameter of the Original texture. Pair the tight diameter with a small anal opening and you have an unique  experience. After following the rules established for the Rubber Pussy Project, lets go with the review:

First Impressions:
This Fleshlight is sold as the closest to have anal sex with a virgin. The idea is simple: tightest canal with tightest entrance equal to a cum-draining experience. At first sight, you look at the smooth canal that is thinner than a regular pencil and you think "How am I going to fit inside this? It's too thin!" Well, I fit and enjoyed this texture.

Intensity (5 / 5)
This sleeve is not intense upon entrance, but the Ultra Tight is one of those sleeves that slowly builds pleasure until you simply explode. And I'm talking about REAL explosive orgasms. With this sleeve, I came buckets after sessions that averaged 40 minutes in duration. The feeling is progressive: first you feel the tightness, then you feel the material stretching around your penis, then the warm material inviting to stay inside it, fucking it slow until you feel the cum pressure building up until that last stroke when you climax. The intensity of the orgasms alone guarantee the perfect score on this category.

Tightness (5/5)
With a diameter of just a quarter of an inch (about 1.9 centimeters), the Ultra Tight is the tightest sleeve around - period. Add just enough suction from the completely closed case, and you have a decent cum vacuum cleaner. Perfect score again.   

Realism (3/5)
I am not a big fan of anal sex and as far as I Know I have never fucked an anal virgin, but I think this is as close as it gets. If the texture had some micro ribs and nubs, then it would be an outwordly experience.

Versatility (4/5)
This sleeve is 20 times better as a hands free texture than as a stroking one. The reason: hands free operation feels more real and allows attacking the butt entrance more aggressively than when stroking.

Lubricant use (2/5)
This texture is a lube hog - it is smooth and it tends to siphon the lube out just as it does with cum. I needed to relube an average of three times during each session for the simple reason that lots of lube were on the case and not inside the sleeve.

Use (3/5)
Some whistling and other air noises noticed when using as a stroker. Whistling noises were common while having the end cap fully tightened or half closed. That alone was annoying enough to consider it as an issue.

Hygiene (5 / 5)
As all Fleshlight, the STU is pretty easy to clean - just open a faucet with cold or warm water and allow the running water to flush the interior.

Drying (5/5)
Relatively fast drying when using the hanger method.

Maintenance (5 / 5)
No special maintenance except an occasional corn starch on the surface.

Tear and wear (5/5)
After the 5 use run, no tears or wear reported.

Total score: 42 / 50

All aspects considered, the Ultra Tight is an excellent hands free sleeve. It provides great orgasms, leaving me satisfied after relatively short sessions.

As any Fleshlight, you can buy the Ultra Tight directly from Fleshlight.com.

FYI: The visual stimuli for these sessions was provided by It's A Daddy's Thing 4. The first scene with Evie Delatosso and the double scene with the Evie and Alexis Love are two of the hottest scenes I've seen.

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

The RP Project #6: Stamina Training Unit (STU) Fleshlight

The sixth review of the Rubber Pussy Project discusses one of the most loved Fleshlights - the Stamina Training Unit a.k.a the STU. This Fleshlight is sold as a special FL designed to be extremely intense so the user "trains" himself to last longer in bed. After following the rules established for the Rubber Pussy Project lets go with the review:

First Impressions:
This Fleshlight is sold as a training tool to last more in bed with a real partner. The idea behind this sleeve is that it is so intense, that if you achieve  to last 10 minutes using it, you should last about 20 minutes with a partner. When you look at the texture, it is a series of close "pillows" that surrounds your penis at all times and a slightly narrower canal. At first sight it doesn't look as impressive or as that intense - an initial impression that the sleeve soon proves to be a wrong one.

Intensity (5 / 5)

The STU looks like is not too intense - but looks are deceiving. The STU texture makes itself present since initial penetration and remains present through the whole session, making you huff and puff the whole time. The sensations are uniform along the penis, but the closer you are to orgasm, the tighter the sleeve feels making you to do one of two things: You speed up the pumping / humping to orgasm hard or you slow down to prolong the pleasure. The orgasm option is easy, the control part is extremely difficult. After just 5 to 10 minutes of use, I had to use all the tricks I know to avoid ejaculating - breathing exercises, stopping humping / pumping the FL, thinking in other things, or even adding lots of lube to lessen the sensations and extend the session. When finally I couldn't hold it anymore, the orgasms with this sleeve were intense and satisfying, leaving me spent and waiting for the next session. 

Tightness (4/5)
STU is a pretty tight sleeve and it feels tighter as the penis expands near to climax. Using the end cap gave the sessions a tighter feeling, but not an overpowering one.    

Realism (2/5)
This sleeve doesn't want to simulate any sexual experience. As written above, its job is to provide your penis with constant stimulation - and it works as a charm. 

Versatility (5/5)
The versatility of this sleeve will depend on what you want. If you want to cum quickly, then using the STU as a stroker works as a charm. Pump this sleeve for 5 to 10 minutes at moderate speed and you will be rewarded with an intense orgasm. On the other hand, if you are looking to last longer in bed, the STU helps to practice edging and control techniques - be warned that those techniques are easier to do when having hands free sessions. If you are like me, wanting to have long and intense sessions, the STU is kind of problematic. It is so intense that 15 minutes into hands free sessions I felt the desire to cum, requiring me to use a few tricks to avoid finishing before the desired 25 minutes.  That variety of uses makes the STU one of the best sleeves from the Fleshlight roster.

Lubricant use (3/5)
The STU is a lube hog if you are training to last longer or like long sessions. It required regular re-lubing, sometimes three times during a session longer than 30 minutes. If you are using a STU for a quicky, you probably won't have to worry much about the lube.

Use (3/5)
Some whistling and other air noises noticed when using as a stroker. Whistling noises were common while having the end cap fully tightened. when completely removed, I noticed some scrapping noises similar to passing your fingers through a plastic hair comber. Additionally, the material had become sticky during use, something easily fixed applying lubricant to the entrance of the sleeve.

Hygiene (5 / 5)
As all Fleshlight, the STU is pretty easy to clean - just open a faucet with cold or warm water and allow the running water to flush the interior.

Drying (5/5)
Relatively fast drying when using the hanger method.

Maintenance (5 / 5)
No special maintenance except an occasional corn starch on the surface.

Tear and wear (5/5)
After the 5 use run, no tears or wear reported.

Total score: 42 / 50

All aspects considered, the STU is a good beginner's sleeve for users with Death Grip Syndrome (DGS), those looking for quick sessions, and those looking to practice techniques to delay ejaculation. 

As any Fleshlight, you can buy the STU directly from Fleshlight.com.

FYI: The visual stimuli for these sessions was provided by Private's Sex City series (volumes 1, 2, 3). Highly recommended!

Saturday, October 9, 2010

First Run: Alien, Vibro Original, Vibro Cyclone Fleshlights

My last three purchases from Fleshlight.com were the Vibro Original FL, the Vibro Cyclone FL, and the just released new version of the Alien FL. After a test run on each, this is my opinion on these new additions to my increasing collection:

Vibro Original
The Vibro series are Fleshlights with three spaces on the inside of the sleeve where you stick one to three vibrating bullets (included with purchase). The Original is the widest texture offered by Fleshlight with a diameter of 3/4 inches (0.75 inches) and being a wide smooth texture if often relegated to newbies and guys with extremely wide penises. Adding the bullets makes the entrance tighter - a lot tighter - and the vibration is too strong to be really pleasurable. Take out one of the bullets and the sleeve becomes pleasurable and surprisingly strong to cum in. After just a 30 minutes sessions I had a surprise orgasm - rare ones when you cum buckets without even realizing you were building an orgasm. This original is going to see more action soon whenever I want a smooth and long session with a powerful ending.

Vibro Cyclone
Another FL in the Vibro series, this one has a spiral that begins at the entrance of the orifice and continues all the way until the end of the sleeve, which gets narrower through the end. I tried this one without the vibrating bullets to let the texture do its work and it worked great. The spiral is always there and after a glorious 45 minutes long hands free sessions I was cumming inside the Cyclone.

Alien
The Holy Grail for Fleshlight forum members, this sleeve was relaunched on September 30 after much requesting from Fleshlight clients. The sleeve has a combination of textures: Vortex at the entrance, Lotus cervical node and a modified STU texture beginning four inches inside the texture. At first use, the sleeve feels stickier than desired, but that is no impediment to enjoy the multiple sensations when using it. The vortex received me and the lotus node popped as expected. The modified STU caressed the tip of my penis (remember, just 5 inches here...) well enough to make me feel the tingling previous to orgasm. After a 30 minutes session I exploded inside the Alien. It requires more use to tame the Vortex and the STU, so the Alien will receive additional testing in the following weeks.

Friday, October 8, 2010

The RP Project #5: Teagan Presley's Love Humps FLG

The fifth review of the Rubber Pussy Project discusses another Fleshlight Girl: the Love Humps. This is the "signature" texture for Teagan Presley's FLG series. After following the rules established for the Rubber Pussy Project lets go with the review:

First Impressions:
This FLG has a reproduction of Teagan Presley's vagina - an entrance that is extremely attractive to the view and to the touch. The interior texture on the other side, seems to be a "bland" one - a texture that is smooth with a series of large "pillows" that provide the stimulation. Of course, a simple texture like this promises long sessions and not too much intensity.

Intensity (4 / 5)

The Love Humps seems to be a low intensity texture and it is - for a while. Upon initial penetration, this sleeve feels good on the penis with the right amount of intensity: not too intimidating and not too boring. As I continued the sessions, the intensity kept increasing. My penis felt welcomed there and the conflicts began: I wanted to cum inside this sleeve but at the same time I didn't want the session to end. The feeling was extremely good and I felt how the pleasure kept increasing minute by minute. The desire to cum got me rocking and stroking this sleeve in automatic - I didn't even notice the speed I was using at times. When the orgasm arrived it was strong and long at the same time. Orgasms with this sleeve felt like I was drained of sperm while still desiring more.
The simple texture that gives creeping orgasms! (Photo ILF, Inc)


Tightness (3/5)
The Love Humps is not a tight sleeve. It feels in the mid level - wide enough to snug your penis, but not too tight to choke it. Removing the FL end cap basically allowed to sharpen the feel of the pillows. Tightening the end cap provided a different feeling, kind of a hand job.   

Likeness (3/5)
This sleeve doesn't want to simulate any sexual experience, but as written above, it can feel as a hand job and sometimes as a vagina during orgasmic contractions.

Versatility (5/5)
The Love Humps is a perfect sleeve for hands free sessions. The texture allows for long sessions without fatigue and even when it is a "smooth" sleeve, it kept my penis erect at all times. Stroking feels different, with the pillows making a stronger presence.

Lubricant use (4/5)
The Love Humps required about 1/3 additional lubricant to feel really good to me. No complaints here since it is usual that smooth sleeves  use more lube than extremely textured ones.

Use (5/5)
No noise or setup issues with this sleeve.

Hygiene (5 / 5)
As all Fleshlight, the Love Humps is pretty easy to clean - just open a faucet with cold or warm water and allow the running water to flush the interior.

Drying (5/5)
Relatively fast drying when using the hanger method.

Maintenance (5 / 5)
No special maintenance except an occasional corn starch on the surface.

Tear and wear (5/5)
After the 5 use run, no tears or wear reported.

Total score: 44 / 50

All aspects considered, the Love Humps is a great sleeve for sessions longer than 45 minutes and specially great for hands free sessions.

As any Fleshlight, you can buy Teagan's Love Humps directly from Fleshlight.com.

FYI: The visual stimuli for these sessions was provided by Private's Robinson Crusoe on Sin Island, Sex Rebels, and a compilation of glory holes scenes you can find at xvideos.com

Saturday, October 2, 2010

The RP Project #4: TENGA's Flip Hole Black

And now, something completely different...

The fourth review of the Rubber Pussy Project discuss something that doesn't even looks like a pussy (or any other sexual organ): TENGA's Flip Hole Black. This masturbator from the Japanese company TENGA can be considered revolutionary by its stylish exterior design, the fact of being part of the limited reusable TENGA lineup (most TENGA products are designed for single use, although users had found ways to reuse them up to 10 or more times), and the innovative drying method. Anyway, I had fucked this black cased hole and this is its review...

First Impressions:
 Looking at the TENGA Flip Hole series, the first thing to admire is their external design. They are designed to look as anything but a sex toy. No vaginal entrance, no decals, nothing shouting "pervert" aloud like other sex toys. Fleshlights are easy to conceal if they are inside the case, but try to explain the vaginal / mouth / anal entrance if someone turns the large cap. You can leave the Flip Hole in plain sight and while it will make some people curious, most people will believe you if you tell them it is part of your electronic gadgetry collection.

"It is my wi-fi antenna finder..."

When you open the clam-designed case, you find a labyrinth of intimidating silicon textures. You  will see triangular wedges, nubs, spheres and a bunch of other crazy shit that will make you think "How am I going to put my cock here?".


Edges, wedges, orbs, and spheres: TENGA's obstacle course for your cock




As established in the rules, I used the Flip Hole for 5 consecutive occasions, using a homemade mix of  Xantham Gum as the lubricant, and using it hands free at least in two occasions. Now, lets break down the review:


Intensity (5 / 5)

The Flip Hole Black (FHB from now on) promises intensity - and it delivers.


The array of textures inside the FHB make their presence known right after you penetrate this toy. The massage feels kind of rough at first - the material is not as soft as in the Fleshlights and the textures are basically structures pressing your penis all around - but once the lube begins to do its work, the FHB structures do their work. The walls at the entrance press the shaft while the slightly more delicate orbs and edges torture the head, driving you crazy. In my case, the intensity was too strong, forcing me to stop moving inside the FHB and waiting for a few minutes before trying again. Rotating the FHB allows you to have a completely different sensation at every quarter turn, allowing some adjustment of intensity.

When the inevitable orgasm arrives, it does hard regardless of the method used (hands free or stroking). The orgasm is so intense that they made me grunt like an animal and left my little fellow extremely sensitive for minutes after cumming. In three of the occasions, I had to stay inside the FHB until the waves of the orgasm subsided - I felt I was still cumming after 30 or more seconds.

Tightness (5/5)
The FHB entrance is tight - really tight. With a mere 4.5 inches girth I had some problems entering this toy and looking at the entrance while doing it, I was often afraid the whole thing was going to rip apart. Once inside it felt just right.
For those who likes suction / extra tightness, the FHB has the now famous three suction discs that allow the user to vary the tightness at either the base, the shaft or the head areas with one hand. Personally, since I liked the regular suction of the toy, I didn't use these discs. Anyhow, it's good to know they are there...    

Likeness (2/5)
The FHB is not designed to simulate any type of real sex, it is designed to make you cum fast, hard, and as much as you can.

Versatility (5/5)
Surprisingly, the FHB worked really well in the hands free sessions, something I didn't expect because it was designed more for stroking. Stroking provides a sharper, more intense session while the hands free method provided slightly longer sessions with a better orgasm build. Since this toy is full of textures, any single variation in angle or position made the FHB a new experience during the sessions making this toy an extremely versatile one.

Lubricant use (5/5)
Once lubed, the FHB didn't require any extra lube or re-wetting. Perfect score in this category.

Use (3/5)
The FHB has two flaws in this category: setup and noise. Due to its clamshell design, the base has a triple duty as base, lock and drying stand. After lubing it, you need to slide the base in the opposite to lock both halves in position. Doing this while hard and wanting to do it fast so could fuck the toy is almost a torture because I missed the positioning so many times that it was frustrating. Often I was almost limp again after struggling to place the damn thing in place.
The other flaw (from my perspective) is the slurping and farting noises this toy makes while using it. Slurping noises add a little bit to the excitement given that you don't have a roommate or paper thin walls on your room. The farting noises are a totally different issue. I found them to be distracting and even annoying. At least, the noise is almost non noticeable during hands free sessions, but really distracting during stroking sessions.

Hygiene (4 / 5)
One of the major selling points of the FH series is that they are supposed easy to clean. Well, I prefer cleaning a Fleshlight over cleaning the FHB. Regardless of the Fleshlight design, they are pretty easy to clean - just open a faucet with cold or warm water and allow the running water to flush the interior. With the FHB, you open the toy, put it under the faucet... and run your fingers through it to clean your spunk. Since the FHB has so many intricate structures, semen stays trapped between them - specially the ending orbs. Running water alone can't clean it effectively, so I ended doing some scrubbing with my fingers to remove all the semen from it. With 95% of my Fleshies I don't have to scoop my fluids - a big plus.

Drying (4/5)
The FHB design allows for fast and easy drying. Surprisingly, the material dries pretty quickly considering the maze of structures inside it. The only drawback is that while cleaning some water can get trapped between the silicone and the plastic case, requiring the user to be careful before storing to avoid mold. 

Maintenance (5 / 5)
I had this toy for five months and it had not required any special maintenance.

Tear and wear (4/5)
After the 5 use run, I found some minor tears on the entrance and some wear on the discs areas. No effect whatsoever on the experience. 

Total score: 42 / 50

All aspects considered, the FHB is a good toy investment given that your penis is not too thick. If you have a girth above 5.5 inches, prepare for a tight ride and some major wear and tear on the toy's entrance and body.


TENGA products are available at various resellers, but I would recommend to buy your Japanese toys from Toy Demon. I buy my Asian toys from them and their service is excellent.

FYI: The visual stimuli for these sessions was provided by Private's House of Games and Hot Assphalt. They are "old" movies (2003 and 2005), but Bobbi Eden, Letizia Bruni, and Anastacia Mayo deserve to be seen.