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Sunday, December 26, 2010

The RP Project #19: Riley Steele's Nipple Alley FLG

First Impressions:


If there is a beautiful orifice on the Fleshlight Girls roster is Riley Steele's pussy orifice. Visually, it screams tight as soon as you see it and when you look at its signature texture, the Nipple Alley, you think of a delicate massage with a happy ending. This texture has a series of pillows resembling miniature breasts with their corresponding nipples. First impressions with this sleeve were on the "It's going to be a soft and easy ride" Boy, was I mistaken...
Intensity (5 / 5)
Nipple Alley (Nipple from now on), is more intense than it looks originally. Its tight entrance and a texture that is present early on the sleeve gives immediate feedback. It feels tighter than expected, and the little breasts rub your penis at all moments. The feedback is similar to the STU's, but because the pillows are rounder and slightly smaller, the sensation is softer and more enjoyable. It is one of those textures that allows full control of the session, giving you the option of hitting it at full speed or going slowly at it. The nipples on top of each rounded pillow don't make their presence felt until you are getting close to the orgasm - then they "bite" on your penis, lightly scrapping it making you twist and shout during orgasm. I could continue fucking the Nipple during orgasm - something that drove me into overdrive a few times and made me having seconds.

Tightness (5/5)
The Nipple feels tighter than expected, tugging your penis at the right pressure. As with many FLs, the Nipple texture feels sharper as you release pressure by releasing or removing the end cap. With the end cap completely removed, I could feel the whole texture with those nipples massaging my entire penis. It feels as good and intense with the end cap completely tightened - this time with the rounded pillows doing the job of driving me crazy with the tightness. Perfect tightness anyway I tried it.

Realism (3/5)
Nipple is not designed to replicate any real type of intercourse, but with the end cap completely tightened, it felt close to nice, fat pussy. Maybe it was how horny I was during that session, but it felt like that...

Versatility (5/5)
Hands free, stroker, seating down - It doesn't matter how I used it, the Nipple felt great in all positions. Hands free sessions drove me to fuck the Nipple slow and deep, having sessions where the build up of the orgasms were earthshaking. Using it as a stroker, speed became a constantly increasing rhythm becoming frantic when I was near the orgasms. This thing really rocks in any position used!

Lubricant use (5/5)
Once lubed, the Nipple retains lube really well, needing some re-application only when sessions are longer than 40 minutes.

Use (5/5)
No complains during use.

Hygiene (5 / 5)
As most Fleshlights, just place it under the faucet and flush between 30 and 60 seconds on both ends with running water. Not too difficult to clean.

Drying (5/5)
The Nipple dried pretty well overnight even in extremely cold weather.

Maintenance (5 / 5)
Just a periodical cornstarch rubbing for cleaning and to avoid stickiness. 

Tear and wear (5/5)
No tear and wear noticed after completing the evaluation periods.

Total score: 48 / 50

What can I say? The Nipple is one of those "gimmicky" textures from ILF that delivers more than promised. It is one of those "must haves" for any guy wanting to get good, panting orgasms.

You can buy this toy from Fleshlight.com

FYI: For visual stimulus for this review, I used Hustler's Barely Legal 90 and Heeere's Raylene . I had never seen Raylene before and she simply made me blew load after load. She retired and then made a comeback in 2009. Damn, that woman is HOT!

Next stop: Wonder Wave Fleshlight

Saturday, December 18, 2010

The RP Project #18: O'Doyles Stout SIAC (mini-Forbidden)

First Impressions:
When ILF first released the O'Doyles SIAC was for a St. Patrick's day and for fun, they did it green. Since at the time I wanted a Forbidden texture but was afraid the full size was too loose for me, I jumped in and bought the leprechaun's asshole. Believe me when I say I don't mind fucking the green asshole now and then. Visually, my first impression was "I won't be able to fuck this thing!" due to the almost invisible orifice. I knew that inside, I would encounter a mini ribbed entrance followed by a smooth, wavy canal joined with the almost vacuum suction of the SIACs. I expected great sessions with this petite ass.

Intensity (5 / 5)
Like its full version, the mini Forbidden gives you immediate feedback upon penetration and helps you build an intense, breathtaking orgasms but it has some differences. First, the canal is scaled down, so in the mini Forbidden you really feel the wavy interior in every pump. Also, the micro ribs feel sharper on the mini, hugging the shaft at all times and scraping the head and glands when penetrating. Give or take, after 30 minutes I was filling the little asshole with fresh cream after explosive orgasms at the end of each of the 5 sessions.

Tightness (5/5)
You want tight? The SIACs give you tight. The O'Doyle grips your cock and milk it - even with the end cap completely removed. Place the end cap and you have almost the perfect cock vacuum. I say "almost" because surprisingly, the O'Doyle allows for movement when the end cap is fully tightened, so it's possible to enjoy maximum vacuum. Just be sure to keep your cock inside, since you will need to lessen the cap to be able to get back in.

Realism (5/5)
What can I say? Again, I'm not a big fan of anal, but this feels like fucking a tight, young, virgin ass should feel. Enough said...

Versatility (5/5)
SIACs tend to be slightly difficult to deal with hands free. They sometimes cave in, exposing the hard plastic rim which can be dangerous to your genitalia. With the O'Doyle I didn't have that problem. I hit this little ass with everything I got and it held valiantly. Both hand stroking and hands free sessions were great, with the hands free sessions being more intense (and shorter).

Lubricant use (4/5)
Being a SIAC, it requires half of the quantity I use for the full size, but required some extra lube for penetration at times.

Use (4/5)
My only complain with the O'Doyle is that this fucker kept kicking me out. During each session, I constantly felt the sleeve pushing my dick out, popping it out often while I was deep fucking it. Just like a girl that is complaining about how anal sex hurts, the O'Doyle kept pushing me back, forcing me to change position regularly and re-lubing my cock regularly for easier reentry. Great for an anal rape fantasy, but annoying.

Hygiene (5 / 5)
As most Fleshlights, just place it under the faucet and flush between 30 and 60 seconds on both ends with running water. Not too difficult to clean.

Drying (5/5)
The O'Doyles dried pretty well overnight even in extremely cold weather.

Maintenance (5 / 5)
Just a periodical cornstarch rubbing for cleaning and to avoid stickiness. 

Tear and wear (5/5)
No tear and wear noticed after completing the evaluation periods.

Total score: 48 / 50

The O'Doyle is a must have toy for any man looking for a ball draining experience. If you have regular fantasies with petites, or having anal sex with young, inexperienced barely legal girls (or boys), then this is your toy. It is tight, stimulating, and really intense hands free experience. As with any SIAC, the toy is recommended only if your penis is less than 6 inches long and/or your girth is less than 5.5 inches. 

You can buy this toy from Fleshlight.com

FYI: For visual stimulus for this review, I used the following: Hustler's Barely Legal 87.

Next stop: Riley Steele Nipple Alley FLG

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

The RP Project #17: Vibro Original Fleshlight

First Impressions:
The Vibro series from Fleshlight is an interesting concept: Take a Fleshlight and add three vibrator bullets near the orifice for extra stimulation. In this case, the Vibro has the Original texture - a 3/4 inch diameter smooth canal - with the pussy orifice. I had low expectations for this Fleshlight since it is the widest canal from Fleshlight, it doesn't have any texture to keep my little friend happy, and above all, I'm not a big fan of vibrators. Add a price tag close to $90 and you'll get a "Hell no!" from me. Recently, ILF sold the Vibro models for $70 (basically the regular price for a standard Fleshie) and I jumped in, buying both the lady Original and the Lady Cyclone textures. I expected "so-so" sessions with it - and I have to admit I underestimated the power of the Original.   

Intensity (4 / 5)
"4 points on a smooth texture?" Well, maybe I have to explain myself. The Original is smooth and wide, but it gives you immediate feedback when using it. Instead of intensity a-la STU, you receive a silky texture that engulfs your penis. Using the Vibro Original (VO) without the bullets, it was a delicate, but ever present caress. Using one bullet, the caress is less delicate but still smooth. With two bullets in place, I felt my penis was inside a rough massager like the one I use for my sore muscles. With all three bullets, my little friend was inside a fucking beehive. The sensations of the material with the vibration resulted surprisingly intense - with the bullets, I was finishing my sessions with explosive orgasms in 30 minutes (top). Without the bullets, I was able to extend my session as I wanted, ending in an explosive orgasm that built slowly for 60 or even 90 minutes.   I cannot say the orgasms made me scream, but they left me panting and gasping for air - something I never expected from the Original texture.

Tightness (2/5)
As said, the Original is the texture with the widest diameter. With the three bullets, the orifice entrance can become tight for guys with girths above the 6 inches, but after three inches, the wide texture is present.

Realism (4/5)
Without the vibrating bullets, I felt I was fucking my girlfriend's pussy (she's 40). The VO feels close to a mature woman's pussy and the sensations are close enough to the real thing (even better according to some).

Versatility (5/5)
The VO is a good toy to use both as a stroking toy or hands-free. The bullets add vibration and weight - specially when using the three included bullets at the same time. This extra weight works wonders when using it hands free since the VO doesn't move as much thanks to the extra weight near the entrance. If used as a stroker, I preferred to remove the included bullets and use it as a regular fleshie to avoid the sensation of using one of those Shaker weights. 

Lubricant use (3/5)
The VO, as a smooth texture, tends to use more lubricant that the highly textured sleeves. Also, have in mind that being smooth, you could be having longer sessions that normally requires reapplication or reactivation with water.

Use (3/5)
I enjoyed using the VO, but as many users in the Fleshlight Forum say, the Vibro series as designed falls short on its promise. The sleeve by itself doesn't produce any complain - the bullets are the ones to blame. Placing the bullets is annoying since they need to be placed in three special grooves designed as part of the sleeve. That means that if you decide to remove or add bullets, you need to remove the sleeve from the case, do the mods, and then resume. Operating the bullets bring the same annoyance - you need to turn them on before the session or simply stop the session, remove the sleeve from the case, turn them on, replace the sleeve into the case and then you can resume. Also, the bullets drain the batteries pretty fast - often during a single session. Another complaint I have to make about the VO is that you feel the vibration only at the entrance and it cannot be modified. Yes you can add or remove bullets, but since they are placed on a tripod arrange around the the orifice, turning off or removing any one of the bullets simply unbalance the sensations on the penis. If you are using the VO as a stroker prepare your hand to be numbed by the vibrations, so a whole sleeve massaging movement had been suggested by different forum members.Redesign of the Vibro series is in order for ILF to have a better product.

Hygiene (5 / 5)
As most Fleshlights, just place it under the faucet and flush between 30 and 60 seconds on both ends with running water. Not too difficult to clean.

Drying (5/5)
The VO dried pretty well overnight.

Maintenance (5 / 5)
Just a periodical cornstarch rubbing for cleaning and to avoid stickiness. 

Tear and wear (5/5)
No tear and wear noticed after completing the evaluation periods.

Total score: 41 / 50

The Vibro Original is a surprising sleeve - the sleeve by itself surprised me being more stimulating than expected, giving me explosive orgasms. On the other hand, the use of the vibrator bullets proved to be a pain in the ass and more distracting that stimulating. As orlandot94 recalls, the Vibro is a good step on the right direction, but not the last step. 

I could recommend the Original Lady to any one with a girth starting on the 5 inches and that wants to receive soft stimulation during a session. Also, the Original could be considered as a good "palate cleanser" after using too many intense masturbatory toys.

As established in the captions, you could buy this toy from Fleshlight.com

FYI: For visual stimulus for this review, I used the following: Hustler's Barely Legal 86 and 87.


Next Stop: O'Doyles SIAC (mini Forbidden)

Saturday, December 11, 2010

Various questions,,, Various answers

Since I began using sex toys on a regular basis, there are some questions I had read in the different forums I participate. In some I had answered honestly, in others, I had felt shy of writing my honest opinion due to either moderator / forum rules or because of the forum environment (as I wrote before, some people on these forums can be die-hard fanatics and they use the anonymity of the Web to its full advantage). Since this is MY blog, I decided to answer those questions here completely and anyone who wants to comment, their comments are welcomed...


1. Which is the best sex toy: Fleshlights, meikis, or Tengas?

The answer to this question depends on what YOU are looking for. All the three brands / styles mentioned do their job (making a man cum with something different than their hands), but they do it differently. Some brands like Tenga are all about intensity: their toys tend to be a  wonder of technological masturbation with complex textures and weird but stylish toys. If you want to cum hard, fast and not being ashamed if someone finds your (unused) toy, Tengas are the answer.
Meikis are the place to go for realism. They have organic style interiors, often replicating vaginas of famous Japanese AV stars. With a softer material and organic textures, Meikis are the selection for guys looking to experience something closest to sex.
Fleshlights are for you if you want something to pound hard. Unlike the meikis, Fleshlights are sold with a case that allows for heavier pounding. Also, if you have a limited budget, Fleslights are a better value since they tend to last longer than the other toys.
So which one is the best? Personally, I prefer Fleshlights due to their overall value. I am a big guy and I can use the FLs without worrying about breaking them, tearing them, or making them useless - something I can't do with the Tenga or Meikis. Tengas are designed for a limited quantity of uses (most are disposable and even the Flip Holes are said to have a life of 50 uses) and Meiki's material tend to tear and rip after some abuse. Also the cost of toys is a factor to consider (at least for me is). The premium Meikis like the Ozawa and the ZYX are over $90 US (and hips are usually close to $300 US) while for that money I can get  2 or 3 Fleshlight sleeves depending on the texture. That said, I buy my toys based on the sensations I expect to feel with them and use them based on what I want to experience at the moment. For traveling, Tengas are my choice (discreet, fast, disposable). For fantasy orgies and hands free sessions, Fleshlights are my toy of choice (sturdy, sleeves attached to a specific sensation) and for long sessions when I look for realism, Meikis are the ones I pick up from my storage bin. So in summary, the best toy is the one that gives me what I want at the moment.

2. Why so many? Do you use them all? Do you have favorites?
Three questions that usually go together and often back to back.
I have lots of toys because I LOVE VARIETY and I am always horny. As a man (and more precisely, as a Latino), I was indoctrinated that a man must have more than one woman to avoid being bored. Since I don't like to cheat on my partner, and as said,  I'm always horny, the use of  sex toys has been a blessing for my relationships. The thing is that my desire for variety keeps me buying new toys with different textures to satisfy it. I'm not after the "Ultimate Orgasm" - I'm after having great new experiences.
I use ALL my toys regularly. Of course, having many means there is a longer cycle before I re-use any given toy. Now that I am doing the RPP, the cycle is even longer, but I always keep 3 toys accessible for a long night fantasy orgy now and then.
Yes, of course I have favorites. For regular use I like the Swallow, Love Humps, Mini Lotus, Wonder Wave, and Super Ribbed Fleshlights. For "special nights" (when I miss my GF), I use the ZXY, Forbidden FL, and Swallow either individually or as part of a fantasy orgy. For traveling my choice is one of the Flip Holes since they are extremely discreet.


3. Are you ashamed of using toys?
Not really, but it is something I don't discuss in real life with anyone. In my culture, it is insane to masturbate or use a sex toy as an adult when it is so "easy" to get real pussy / ass / mouth. Personally, getting sex in real life has been always "not so easy" since I am not physically attractive and I am kind of a loner. In addition, I don't enjoy casual sex - I prefer sex as part of a relationship - so I prefer to fuck a rubber pussy (that won't add to my existing problems) than fucking a one-night stand that screws the rest of my life.

4. Do your friends know about your toys?
As said, I don't discuss my toy use in real life. In fact, I don't discuss my sexual life with friends or family members. Most of my friends and family assume I am either gay or a "solteron" ( a guy that is still single after his 30s) because I had NEVER introduced them to any of my partners (I had a handful of sexual partners in my life but the number doesn't reach 30 even counting the ones I had in college). That is how private I am about my sex life in real life.

5. Do you think prostate stimulation is gay?
Culturally, I am not used to shove things into my ass. Latinos consider dealing with the backdoor as gay - having a prostate exam or a colonoscopy is a big deal where I come from. Personally, I am for new experiences and prostate milking / stimulation is something that caught my attention. I bought one of those stimulators (Aneros MGX) in Black Friday and after using it 3 times, the jury is still out. Lets say that I don't consider it a gay activity, but my respects for gays have increased tenfold. You need to be a real man to allow another guy fuck you in the ass...

6. What toy feels real?
Simple: NONE. Meikis are the closest to provide realistic sensations on your dick because of the organic textures, but no toy can replicate how a real vagina / ass / mouth behaves during sexual acts. They can give similar sensations, but no toy can give the whole experience that having sex with a woman (or man if that is your preference) gives. You can compare toys with your hand, but nothing else. 

7. What is the best lube?
I only use two lubes on a regular basis: Gun Oil H2O and home-made mixtures of Xantham Gum. My favorite is the Xantham Gum because it is cheap ($12 for a gallon),  I can control the thickness of the mixture and the quantity I need to use better than with any other lube and in addition, I can use it as therapeutic gel for massages after adding some essential oils. Gun Oil is my favorite for use away from home.

If you have any other question or comment, feel free to post them...

The RP Project #16: Misty Stone Bump 'N' Grind FLG

When you look at the Fleshlight Girls website, there are a few girls that stand out for the simple reason they are not Caucasian - Lupe Fuentes (Latina), Katsuni (Asian), and the most recent addition at the time of writing, Misty Stone (African American). Her "signing" as a Fleshlight Girl was well received by many loyal FLiers (hardcore Fleshlight users) that had been waiting for an African American model in the roster. Misty Stone received the "three-ways" treatment, launching molds of her pussy, asshole, and mouth with her own signature texture known as the Bump 'N' Grind (BnG). Is the BnG good? Is it different from the Vortex? I have tested it (extensively) and I am ready to give my opinion.

First Impressions:


The first thing you notice about the Misty Stone line is their color - its dark! It looks like HER! The new "caramel" color from ILF hits a good mark for those of us who are not Caucasian and makes complete sense for models who are ethnic (read: Non White. Thinking about it... Lupe FLGs would look good in a "light caramel" color... ). The texture by itself doesn't look impressive. The BnG is another composite texture made from known features: An entrance made of three rows of bumps (from the Swallow texture) separated by thin bands followed by a section of the Vortex texture. This pattern repeats on a second, smaller chamber and culminates with a circular bumps pattern at the exit. Looking at the cross section from the BnG, you can see that with a 5 incher, I was lucky to reach only the second section of bumps, which is not that bad. Looking at this texture, my first impression of the BnG was that it would be a good texture for mid duration sessions (about 30 - 45 minutes) and that feelings would be similar to the Vortex. 
Bump 'N' Grind Texture (Photo: ILF / Fleshlight)

Intensity (5 / 5)
When penetrating the BnG, its feedback is  immediate - the bumps and bands make their presence known, caressing first the head, then the shaft of the penis. Then you hit the familiar Vortex and with that the surprises it normally brings. If you recall, the Vortex is a texture with a long break-in period and whose feedback will vary based on how tight the FL end cap is. With the BnG, those characteristics are there added to the constant feedback  from the bumps giving a variety of feeling if you change the suction levels through the session as I did. The intensity of feelings varies from one feature to the other based on suction resulting in pleasure during use and good, toe curling orgasms.

Tightness (4/5)
The BnG tightness is FL average, but the bumps and bands at the entrance make it feel tighter than expected. Once inside, the textures make them felt at all times with an acceptable tightness.

Realism (3/5)
The BnG is not designed to be realistic and it shows during use. It keeps you hard, but if I have to compare the sensations to a real life sex act, I'll say it resembled an amateurish blow job - not great, but good enough to keep you interested and make you cum good.

Versatility (5/5)
The BnG is a good toy to use both as a stroking toy or hands-free. I could feel the textures better when stroking with the FL on my hand, but doing it hands free opened another door on sensations. Highly recommended for hands free sessions.

Lubricant use (5/5)
The BnG retained lube perfectly, especially during short to mid length sessions (30 - 45 minutes). In longer sessions (one I held to 60 minutes long), it needed re-activation with water.

Use (5/5)
I enjoyed using the BnG. No stickiness issues and no annoying noises. During use, if you use the case with full suction, the bumps are going to be most prominent. With no suction, the bumps are still there, but the Vortex section becomes the protagonist. Be sure to vary the suction level through the session to experiment a myriad of sensations on your penis. In my humble opinion, the BnG is one of the textures that allows the most fun during a session, giving full control over its duration.  

Hygiene (5 / 5)
As most Fleshlights, just place it under the faucet and flush between 30 and 60 seconds on both ends with running water. Not too difficult to clean.

Drying (5/5)
The BnG dried pretty well overnight.

Maintenance (5 / 5)
Just a periodical cornstarch rubbing for cleaning and to avoid stickiness. 

Tear and wear (5/5)
No tear and wear noticed after completing the evaluation periods.

Total score: 47 / 50

The BnG is an unassuming texture - it doesn't promise much, but used correctly can rock the world of its user. Personally, I would recommend this sleeve to anyone wanting to have a good time with the fantasy of fucking an African American (or a Latina). It is a fun toy to use and one of those toys perfect for a fantasy orgy.

As established in the captions, you could buy this toy from Fleshlight.com

FYI: For visual stimulus for this review, I used the following: Hustler's Barely Legal Baby Fat 2 and a collection of Misty Stone's scenes downloaded from web Tubes. I have never heard of Misty before buying the BnG, but she is good...
Good? OF COURSE SHE IS!!! (Photo: ILF / Fleshlight)


Next Stop: Vibro Original Lady Fleshlight

Sunday, December 5, 2010

I'm so sick... my Black Friday buys.

Before anyone tells me that Black Friday was last week, I need to say I KNOW! I write this post this week because I received my new additions on Friday  and really began to play with them yesterday, so is until today that I can share with you my friend my opinions on these new rubber pussies...

1. Ice Crystal Fleshlight
The recently launched Crystal texture from our friends from ILF takes a lot of influences from Japanese toys - different textures, varying the canal diameter, and even including a stimulation orb placed strategically for those of us with shorter penises. The testing session proved this sleeve as one with promises of intensity and good control over the orgasms.

2. Tera Patrick's Twista Fleshlight Girl
The Twista is one of the most recommended textures in the Fleshlight forum and I found why in my test flight with it. Like the Wonder Wave it provides constant stimulation, but being a single twisting spiral with a canal that reduces gradually in diameter, it provides sensations on the penis head that few textures can provide.

3. Eva Angelina's .69 Caliber FLG
The .69 Caliber was one of those textures that had been lurking in the back of my head since it was released but always lost to other textures thanks to its gimmicky interior. It is basically a smooth texture with chambers shaped in form of a bullet. Surprisingly, it is a good stimulating sleeve, with the smaller parts of the bullet feeling good enough to keep it interesting.


4. Innocent Younger Sister
One of the highest selling toys from Japan, this sleeve is tight, has a nicely complex texture and promises to give a bunch of wild orgasms.

5. Seven Teen Evo
Another high quality sleeve from the Far East. This one is tight, realistic enough and based on the reviews on the Toy Demon forum, a pleasure to use.

6. Clone Meiki Mint Suzuki
A clear sleeve from Japan. I bought this meiki to test the quality of the clear toys and sad to say this thing is stickier than the Ice FL (which is sticky as hell). Although the sleeve feels disgustingly sticky, the interior promises to be a good, tight resemblance to anal sex.

7. Clone Meiki Tsubomi
Another meiki on the mid level range, this is slightly scaled down and promises a pleasurable time with a realistic and soft interior texture.

8. Aneros MGX
This one is really a new frontier for me. The Aneros is a prostate masagger / stimulator, meaning it has to be inserted anally to be used. Being Latino, anything that involves inserting something in your backdoor for pleasure equals homosexual tendencies, but I decided to try something new every year, so this is the new thing. After reading much about the benefits of prostate stimulation, I decided to take the plunge and try it first hand (or first hole) and later say if it's worth the trauma of loosing the anal cherry.

By the way, this is my last planned buy of sex toys until June of next year. I already have way too many...

Friday, December 3, 2010

The RP Project #15: Alien Fleshlight (2010)

The Alien Fleshlight - a specialty Fleshlights first released a few years ago with the then new Vortex texture. It was well received by many users, but it was supposed to be a limited release - which in fact was. When it was removed from circulation, its legend began to grow among hard core Fleshlight users. It became a cult item and ILF listened to its customers and made a re-launch of the blue pussy with a double clit, this time with a combined, exclusive texture. Why the fuss? It is as good as expected?  Is it a good fantasy item? After following the rules set for the Rubber Pussy Project, it's time to give a verdict.

First Impressions:
Of course the first thing to notice when looking at the Alien is the color. This fucker is blue - a popular color color for aliens even before Mr. Cameron made another truckload of money with Avatar. The second thing to notice is that the Alien pussy has two clits, something only an extraterrestrial can have.   When looking at the new texture, instead of the first edition Vortex texture, now we find an exclusive combination texture composed by  an entrance based on the Vortex texture (the ridges are bigger and softer than in the regular Vortex), the Lotus cervical node, and a series of bumps taken from the STU. This combination promises two things: 1) a good, intense session and 2) a possible high learning curve thanks to the presence of the Vortex-like entrance.

Intensity (4 / 5)
The Alien resulted being not that intense. It provides immediate feedback, but it is subtler than expected. Don't be fooled though, the Alien provides really good and intense orgasms, especially when alternating between stroking and hands free use. The orgasms built gradually thanks to the softer vortex entrance and STU bumps - the Alien bumps are softer than the STU's, therefore the intensity is reduced but still good enough to provoke vocal orgasms.

Tightness (3/5)
Honestly, if you are looking for a tight pussy, don't look here. The orifice is possibly the widest of all Fleshlights (not necessarily a bad thing), and the interior felt as wide as the Original. The width and the softer textures still provide a good stimulus, but at times I felt like I was fucking one of the Avatar chicks - the pussy of a 9-feet alien.

Realism (3/5)
I don't know about you, but I doubt that anyone had fucked an alien. What I know is that the Alien feels pretty good and very similar to vortex... so lets give it a 3 just because it's good enough to fantasize fucking either a non-human or a big wide human pussy.

Versatility (5/5)
The alien is a good toy to use both as a stroking toy or hands-free. Stroking felt slightly better, but either way the Alien delivers.

Lubricant use (5/5)
The Alien retains lube perfectly, especially for short to mid length sessions (20 - 45 minutes).

Use (4/5)
I only have one major complain when using the Alien - it is fucking sticky. I had to lube the orifice to avoid feeling the stickiness on my genital area. Apparently the sticky Aliens came from the same batch since in the forum only of us complained about the stickiness and many others that bought the toy have said theirs are not sticky, 

Hygiene (5 / 5)
As most Fleshlights, just place it under the faucet and flush between 30 and 60 seconds on both ends with running water. Not too difficult to clean.

Drying (5/5)
The Alien dried pretty well overnight.

Maintenance (4 / 5)
Because of its stickiness, I cornstarch the sleeve after every 5 sessions to keep it in an acceptable state of use.

Tear and wear (5/5)
No tear and wear noticed after completing the evaluation periods.

Total score: 44 / 50

The Alien is really a fantasy item than anything else. It is a good sleeve, but its width and unexpected "softness" don't deliver the "out of this world" experience it promised. 

As established in the captions, you could buy this toy from Fleshlight.com

FYI: For visual stimulus for this review, I used 18 Years Old Teens Love Cum Volume 3 from Devils Films and yes, the Avatar spoof sold in a combo with the Alien. Personally I liked the spoof, but the 3D versions sucks in a bad, bad way.... 

Next Stop: Misty Stone's Bump'N'Grind FLG