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Tuesday, December 27, 2011

RPP 2.0 #19: Fleshlight's Blade (RPP #47)

Continuing the series of "past-due" reviews, today I will be discussing the Fleshlight's Blade sleeve. Usually, when I finish the five testing sessions with a sleeve / onahole, I already have formed an opinion about it: I either like it or not, and can give a clear description of the reasons for my opinion. With the Blade, I had to go to the extra mile to review it - all that due to the new flexible case. Lets go to the review and let me expand...
Blade sleeve (ILF / Fleshlight

Review

The Blade is an interesting idea from ILF. Like its Fleshjack cousin the Sword, the Blade was designed to be a compact sized sleeve with enough space for the larger guys. At the same time, both sleeves introduced a new concept from ILF - the squeezable case!

Unlike all FLs / SIACs, the cases of both the Blade and the Sword is made of a flexible rubber-like plastic that allows you to squeeze it a little bit to add pressure and tightness to the sleeve. The new case plus a new pear-shaped orifice make the Blade a lot easier to grip when compared to the standard Fleshlight and the SIACs. Since here the case adds a new variable to the system, I will review both the case AND the texture.

The Case - What I like...
I like the shape and the graphic design of the case. The flexible case has the design of a katana handle allowing for a far superior grip during use and for a Japanese art fan like me, the design and the antique bronze color look cool as hell. The pear shape of the sleeve also helps in improving the grip, since your hand is in a more natural position. In addition, the material is soft enough for you to squeeze up to feeling your penis inside the sleeve, but strong enough to avoid you choking your little friend too hard.

The Case - What I don't like
The bad news for the Blade (IMO), is when you begin to use it. The case has four small holes on the bottom and a big removable tab on the center. The removable tab is to change the suction inside the texture and although I used the sleeve with and without it, I could not feel a big difference besides being able to feel the texture a little bit better. That was not that bad... The bad part were the four little holes.

See, I like to have long sessions. One way to achieve that is using a little bit of extra lube at the beginning of the session, so with the friction some of it gets consumed and the remaining lube reactivates with my pre-cum. That allows me to have sessions longer than 30 minutes without reapplying lube.

With the traditional FLs and the SIACs that method has not been a problem at all even when having the session without the end cap of the hard cases. With the Blade, even an extra drop created a mess of lube all over the case after a few minutes of use. Why? Simple - when you penetrate the lubed sleeve, air pushes some of the lube towards the end of the sleeve. And guess what you have in the end? The damned four small holes that serve as gates for the extra lube to exit and create a wet mess all over the hand you are using to stroke. Hands free sessions are even worse because the leaked lube wets everything in contact with the cover. The only way I was able to enjoy the sleeve without worrying about the mess was closing the holes with electric tape.

The texture
The Blade inner texture (ILF / Fleshlight)
 The texture of the Blade is a tested classic in the masturbation sleeve industry - a series of medium thickness ribs forming various chambers that change in  diameter. This texture in a hard case would make you explode with its intensity in a few minutes, but in the flexible case it expands a little bit more, allowing your penis to last a little bit longer. Press the case, and the ribs are slightly more noticeable, taking you to the edge. Release the case, and the chambers keep you at the edge. Once you are at that level, the Blade keeps you there, guessing what combination of pressure and speed will make you orgasm and which one will help you to stay on the edge a little bit more.


Finding that sweet spot take a few uses (in my case, I needed to fix the leakage issue first), but once you find it, the Blade becomes a good sleeve. Cleaning as always is easy, but removing and replacing the sleeve in the case takes some practice due to the pear shape.


Verdict:
The Blade is a good sleeve, allowing you to build intense orgasms - once you get used to the gimmicks of the flexible case.

Score:  
Immediate Feedback: 4/5
Orgasm Buildup: 5/5
Realism: 4/5
Tightness: 4/5   
Tear and Wear: 5/5 
Hygiene: 5/5 
Maintenance: 5/5 
Use: 5/5 

Value: High
Preference: High

Total score:  37 / 40

FYI: I did not use porn for this review.

Next Stop: ?

Monday, December 26, 2011

RPP 2.0 #18: Fleshligth Freaks Vampire (RPP #46)

For the second of today's "past-due" reviews, I will go over the FLF Vampire - the Fleshlight to complement the Succu-Dry SIAC and allow us to fuck the pussy of a vampire.





Now, let's review the Vamp!

Review

The Vamp (in my opinion) is the most elegant orifice of the FLF series. A regular orifice with the pussy lips resembling bat wings is simple and elegant as it can be. Then the design of the sleeve is also a minimalist design: a series of slanted wide ribs like the ones found in the Love Humps alternating with slanted rows of STU sized nubs.

Like the Love Humps, the Vamp is what I call mid-intensity sleeves. It is a sleeve that keeps you in control, allowing to extend your session as much as you want. In my case, I took my time nailing this undead pussy and received good, draining orgasms. It is not as a drainer as the Succu-Dry, but it gives a cool sensation for a goth / vampire fantasy.


Cleaning and drying is pretty easy. As with all FL models, you just need to wash with running water and let air dry. It dries pretty fast, often overnight.


Verdict:
The Vamp is a good sleeve to have, although it does not provide unique sensations during use.

Score:  
Immediate Feedback: 4/5
Orgasm Buildup: 4/5
Realism: 3/5
Tightness: 3/5   
Tear and Wear: 5/5 
Hygiene: 5/5 
Maintenance: 5/5 
Use: 5/5 

Value: Moderate
Preference: Moderate

Total score:  34 / 40

FYI: I did not use porn for this review, but watching Kate Beckinsale and Rhona Mitra in the Underworld trilogy is enough to get going... Next Stop: The Blade

Kate Beckinsale as "Seline"


Rhona Mitra as "Sonia"

RPP 2.0 #17: Fleshlight Freaks - Cyborg (RPP #45)

The Holidays had been a total rush in Casa Casquetero between work, school, health issues and family situations. Now I have a few vacation days to reset my life, review my priorities and recharge the batteries for the New Year!

So, to start resetting my life I will give a series of "past-due" reviews I could not write during the last two months. I tested these toys as usual, but couldn't sit down and write appropriate reviews for them. Better late than never...  The first one of these "past due" reviews is the one for the Fleshlight Freaks Cyborg sleeve, the first "non-organic" pussy from IFL.

Now, let's review the Cyborg!

Review

The Cyborg is maybe the FLF (Fleshlight Freak) with the lowest reception of all. Maybe it is because it looks and performs as a low intensity sleeve very similar to the Original and the Lotus - and FL users tend to prefer high intensity textures such as the Destroya.

The Cyborg texture has an interesting orifice with pussy lips that create a nice vacuum when you go deep and caress your shaft if you go shallow on it. The interior has a short ribbed section, followed with what I call "the circuit" - a thin series of lines made to replicate the look of circuits that will lightly rub your penis head or shaft depending on how long you are or how deep you go into the sleeve. Then you find a series of soft chambers that feel as shorter sections of the Love Humps. It is definitively a low intensity sleeve, designed for longer sessions.

Personally, I liked this sleeve. Since it was designed as a low intensity sleeve, it allows you to go longer - up to an hour if you want to. Still, the sleeve has a surprise for those that like long sessions: The circuit begins to torture your shaft after a while. If you are "short" like me, that circuit strip will rub your engorged penis head driving you insane and into overdrive. Orgasms with this "bland" sleeve had been some of the longest and fulfilling I have had with a rubber pussy. Using it hands-free, changing the angle of penetration helped to delay the circuit torture, but it still hit strong whenever my penis head was swollen and ready to shoot.

Cleaning and drying is pretty easy. As with all FL models, you just need to wash with running water and let air dry. It dries pretty fast, often overnight.


Verdict:
The Cyborg is a must have for those who like to take their time when masturbating. It is a low intensity texture, so stay away from it if you want regular and constant stimulus. 

Score:  
Immediate Feedback: 4/5
Orgasm Buildup: 5/5
Realism: 4/5
Tightness: 3/5   
Tear and Wear: 5/5 
Hygiene: 5/5 
Maintenance: 5/5 
Use: 5/5 

Value: High
Preference: High

Total score:  36 / 40

FYI: I watched some scenes from the Star Wars XXX parodies during this review. Not cyborgs, but at least some decent scenes...

Next Stop: The FL Vampire

Sunday, December 11, 2011

What's going on here?

A friend of the blog recently sent a message asking about new postings. To answer his question, I haven't posted because I had been busy - extremely busy - with school, work, and life outside masturbation.

My job is driving me insane, loading me with lots and lots of stress, which in turn had made some health conditions to re-surface. Lets say that during the weekends - when I usually post here - I am either trying to recover from a hell of a work week, in extreme pain thanks to nerve system conditions, or simply knocked down with a heavy dose of painkillers for my nerve condition. Add the regular rush of the Holidays and you can figure why I had not posted in a while...

Does that mean that I haven't been choking the chicken whenever I can? HELL NO!!!

Let's  give you an idea of what we  had been going around in Casa Casquetero:

  1. Got a Teddy Babe Deluxe for my collection. Last month I added Victoria to my increasing collection of sex dolls. Victoria is a second-hand Teddy Babe Deluxe (Carly model) I got from a TDF member. Unlike the TBs, TBDs are taller (5'2") and their proportions are more human-like. The coolness factor for this doll is that it was custom made by its previous owner with different eye colors and made brunette. 
  2. Made a "female" sleeping pillow. Just after receiving "Victoria", my health began to worsen, so I needed a body pillow to aid me sleeping. (One of my conditions require me to avoid pressure on my right side while sleeping). I had body pillows, but they pissed me off because I need two to allow me to rest my whole body (I'm 6 ft tall). I wanted for a pillow long enough to allow me to rest my whole body at once. My prayers were answered when a local store liquidated a bunch of Halloween stuffed dummies. My mind calculated the measurements and decided they were perfect. After a few minor modifications (a few stitches here and there, additional filling material, a larger Styrofoam head, and a wig), Lala was born. Basically a body pillow with female form, "she" is the ultimate cuddling body pillow: 6'3" tall, 36 D breasts to grab, and a trim but soft ass to cling to. Still, her hands are alike a trucker's hands, but well, nothing in life is perfect. 
  3. Got a weird hands-free masturbator. Remember the Cobra Libre? Well, I realized I was not a big fan of it, but due to my increasingly busted back, I needed something similar to relieve my "lower tension" without moving too much. I found an answer in E-bay with the Bolo Masturbator (http://bolomalemasturbator.com/). This thing is sold as the ultimate help to avoid prostate cancer by promoting robust ejaculations. Personally, I didn't believe that crap when I bought it - I just wanted something to make me cum without me requiring moving. Well, the thingy works like the Cobra Libre, but it is cheaper ($50), simpler to setup, and it is more powerful. Still, I feel cheated. Why? After receiving it, I realized that it looked vaguely familiar, something that I confirmed a few days ago when I saw a cheap back massager. The Bolo is nothing else that two of the motors with some straps attached! I bought one of the chair massagers ($10), reverse engineered it and now I have the prototype of a bitchin' Turbo Vibro Fleshlight  - a FL Vibro so powerful that makes the Cobra Libre look like a child's toy. I will try to improve it during the Holidays (if my nerves allow it).
  4. Finally got into a Tenga Flip Lite. I had heard so much of these mini Tenga Flip Holes that I wanted one badly - but was put away due to their tiny girth allowance. I snatched one in liquidation and the verdict is that if your penis is above 4 inches in girth simply forgetaboutit. The damn thing is like a vise grip and even if it will suck you dry, it is so tight you won't feel shit of the texture. Good thing I only "wasted" $30.
Well that is all for now...

I will continue the reviews as soon my health allows for it - meanwhile I will post about a few things related to the science of self pleasure in the next few weeks.



Saturday, November 5, 2011

RPP 2.0 #16: Fleshlight Freaks - Monster (RPP #44)

Oh my! It has been almost a month since the last post! Well, I had been too busy to write updates, but not that busy to not play with my toys! Let's get up to date with the review of one of my most recent purchases, the Fleshlight Freaks! Monster sleeve.

During October, ILF unveiled their new line of "Freaks" inspired in classic Halloween monsters: Frankestein, Dracula, the Zombies, and added a futuristic Cyborg to the lineup. Completing the group of fantasy masturbation sleeves is the Alien sleeve, an already favorite of Fleshcrack addicts worldwide.

I got the  Monster (a.k.a. Frankenstein), the Cyborg, and the Vampire (a.k.a. Dracula) sleeves. The Zombie will have to wait until I receive extra funds and I find another place to store my ridiculously large collection of sex toys...

Now, let's review the Monster!

Review

Monster texture (Frankenstein Fleshlight Freaks) Photo: ILF / Fleshlight.com
The Monster texture (a.k.a the Frankenstein) has a vaginal entrance with the stitches design characteristic of the Frankenstein monster - not an extremely visually arousing view, but I don't look at the sleeve while using it. In the interior, the texture is a busy one. A Lotus cervical node welcomes you, followed by a single row of bumps and a series of threads or ribs. Then, your penis will find a thick trilobe gate before facing the "scar".

The sleeve design guarantees that no matter how long you are, you receive plenty of stimulation. The sleeve has a little bit of everything to keep your penis busy and when your penis head finally hits the scar, the triangular design tickles the head giving a great feeling.

Surprisingly, the sleeve allows for control during use. Go slow at it, and the orgasm will build to a degree that will provoke one of those eye-turning, fist clenching, ball draining orgasms that we love to have. Going fast and hard at the Monster, will make it angry, making you come pretty fast. Treat the Monster nicely and you will be rewarded with a nut for the ages.

Cleaning and drying is pretty easy. As with all FL models, you just need to wash with running water and let air dry. It dries pretty fast, often overnight.

Verdict:
The Monster is a good texture to add to your collection - if you don't mind looking at the Frankenstein's stapled pussy...

Score:  
Immediate Feedback: 5/5
Orgasm Buildup: 5/5
Realism: 3/5
Tightness: 4/5   
Tear and Wear: 5/5 
Hygiene: 5/5 
Maintenance: 5/5 
Use: 5/5 

Value: High
Preference: Moderate

Total score:  37 / 40

FYI: No porn was used for this review.

Next Stop: The FL Cyborg

Saturday, October 8, 2011

RPP 2.0 #15: Peach Pai Masturbation Sleeve (RPP #43)

Japanese toys are the weirdest in the world, both in names and in concepts. One of these weird concepts is the Peach Pai. It has a funny name - it reminded me of the now classic American Pie scene where the guy sticks his penis into a nice and warm pie - and a funny appearance thanks to its slight curve. Apparently, in Japanese Peach Pai refers to soft and round breasts and this sleeve take that concept to the masturbation sleeve. Is it good?  It is simply weird?  Lets go to the review so I can share the details...

Review

The Peach Pai is a soft masturbator sleeve manufactured by Toys Heart in Japan and it is an interesting concept. It has three main sections: a bumped section with a pair of "breast-shaped" bumps with nipples, another two smooth bumps, then a short thick ribs section, ending with a bulb shaped smooth section. The sleeve has a short curve at the entrance making its looks kind of funny.

Peach Pai textures (Photo: ToyDemon.com)
The Peach Pai is a sleeve on the $25 range and it shows. Its material is soft - almost like life feeling while you use it - but still has the resistance and consistency of something artificial. It is designed to be used as a hand-held device, giving a good grip and allowing to be squeezed as desired while using it. One of the reasons of the bulb shaped smooth section at the end of the sleeve is to allow the user to squeeze and remove air from the interior of the sleeve, increasing the suction of the closed end design. A unique thing about the spongy material of the Peach Pai is that when you press it, the material distributes the pressure - you don't feel the points where your fingers are pressing, but you feel the pressure all over your penis.

Although it is designed as a handheld masturbator, the Peach Pai fits perfectly in the vaginal cavities of most low-end solid dolls such as the Teddy Babes, the Venus R torso, and other Japanese made dolls. Using it placed into one of these dolls changes the experience, giving a soft and nice orgasm build up thanks to the softness of the material and the natural feeling stimulation provided by the three different structures. Depending on both the depth and the angle of penetration, you can feel as if you are fucking three different pussies.

The sleeve size allows for most men to enjoy it, but be aware that the entrance lips are tight and they get easily ripped after a few uses. As in most Japanese toys, the softness of the material has the disadvantage of how much punishment it can take. 

The Peach Pie is a closed sleeve, so get ready for a difficult clean up with water and some soap. Drying this sleeve takes time, so I will recommend to use a thin cloth to dry excess water from the inside as soon as you wash it. Also, a bit of alcohol helps to avoid mold development due to the material's porosity.

Verdict:
The Peach Pai is an interesting sleeve to have in your collection if you like low intensity toys. It is fun to use by yourself or with your partner and if you like to use dolls to play, it is a good insert to play through long sessions. It is fun to use, but mostly for doll use.

Score:  
Immediate Feedback: 3/5
Orgasm Buildup: 5/5
Realism: 4/5
Tightness: 4/5   
Tear and Wear: 3/5 
Hygiene: 3/5 
Maintenance: 4/5 
Use: 4/5 

Value: High
Preference: Moderate

Total score:  30 / 40

FYI: No porn was used for this review. I used my trustworthy Ada (Venus R) doll for the hands free sessions.

Next Stop: Whatever I feel to enjoy...

Sunday, September 11, 2011

RPP 2.0 #14: Lisa Ann's Barracuda Fleshlight (RPP #42)

Lisa Ann as "Serra Palin"
If you ask me for a MILF in the porn industry, the first two names that will come to mind are Nina Hartley and Lisa Ann. Between those two, I had no idea who Lisa Ann was until she appeared in the parody of "Who's Nailin' Palin?" doing the character of "Serra Palin" (Sarah Palin). Watching that parody honestly gave me one of the hardest erections ever thanks to Lisa Ann's massive melons.

Fleshlight launched a FLG with her pussy and of course, I bought it... After all, I also wanted to nail Palin!





Review

The Barracuda begins with a series of forward-looking nubs, followed by a thick ring of smooth material and then a full body of nubs facing the other direction. This design promised to be an intense texture and it did not disappoint.

Photo: ILF / Fleshlight.com
My experience with this sleeve was one  similar to the Bliss - intense but at the same time enjoyable. After a few days using the sleeve, you begin to feel each one of the sections, especially the smooth ring which provides a good contrast with the intensity of the nubs. Once impaled, the Barracuda excels in caressing your penis at all times: The face forward nubs greet you, then the smooth ring soothes your penis for a while until the rear looking nubs enter into.

Unlike other FL textures, the Barracuda widens as you go deeper in the sleeve, so it gives you plenty of space for your penis head to expand during the orgasm buildup. When you orgasm, it is possible to stroke during it, although I found it to be tricky at times.
You can expect to spend more time to clean this sleeve due to its complexity - semen WILL stay within the hundreds of nubs or bristles, so you must wash it thoroughly. Drying the sleeve is slow, thanks to the bristles, taking up to 48 hours in the open to dry completely.






Lisa Ann FL Promo (Photo: ILF / Fleshlight.com)
Verdict: 

The Barracuda is one of those FL textures that you must have because of its intensity. It is a balanced sleeve where you receive high intensity that you can control.


 Score:
Immediate Feedback: 5/5
Orgasm Buildup: 5/5
Realism: 3/5
Tightness: 4/5   
Tear and Wear: 5/5 
Hygiene: 4/5 
Maintenance: 5/5 
Use: 5/5 

Value: High
Preference: High

Total score:  36 / 40



FYI:  Of course, I used the "Nailin' Palin" series for this review, specifically the original parody and "Hollywood is Nailing Palin" movies. Great for MILFs and big tits fans

Next stop: Peach Pai

Friday, September 2, 2011

RPP 2.0 #10 - 13: Ona Pit Series (RPP #38 - 41)

Your friendly neighbor Casquetero is back from a well deserved vacations and for this first post-vacations entry, I have selected the toys I took for my travel: the Ona Pit series from Toys Hearts.

This series of economy masturbators is a strange mix of the commonly known masturbation sleeve with a head masturbator - a type of masturbator used to rub your penis head, which although not too popular in the West, it is very popular in Japan. They are just 3 inches long and having an entrance of 1.25 inches in diameter are sure to be snugly on any penis. Toy Demon (toydemon.com) had four styles available - Dots, Pleats, Sucker, and Wave - and at $5 each, I bought all four models before leaving. Then I gave each one of the Ona Pits good five rides during my vacation days. Hey, jerking off is not my job - only my hobby!

Review - Ona Pit Dots

Ona Pit Dots (Photo: ToyDemon.com)
The first Ona Pit I used was the Dots variety. As the name implies, the texture is a bunch of nubs of different diameters that give the sensation of little bites all over your penis.


The material of the Ona Pit is a harder type of silicone, so if you are used to the softness of the meikis, these cheap fuckers are going to feel like sandpaper until you get used to it. 
Be aware that due to the short length of the OnaPits, you cannot stroke as deeply as you are used with Fleshlights or meikis, neither can use them hands free. These toys shine if you use them with plenty of lube and then turning  them on your penis as if adjusting a nut and a screw. Mix some soft circular motions on the head area and you have a winner!

Review: Ona Pit Pleats
Ona Pit Pleats (Photo: ToyDemon.com)
  The Pleats has the same dimensions and material as the Dots, but the internal texture is much more complex - and much more satisfying. The ribs and the varying diameter of the shaft canal gives constant feedback if you decide to stroke while the small nubs at the head make wonders when rubbing the penis head with them. Definitively my favorite OnaPit of the four.
You can notice the color difference between the Dots and the Pleats. This has nothing to do with the material, but with the fact that the Pleats and the Sucker are from the second series of OnaPits, while the Dots and the Waves are from the first series
Review: Ona Pit Sucker
Ona Pit Sucker (Photo: ToyDemon.com)
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The Sucker is another one of the Ona Pits from the second series of these products. The texture of this toy is one of the strangest I had seen so far - it resembles the suckers on an octopus' tentacles. I know that octopuses are famous in Japan, but putting them as the texture of a masturbation toy is hilarious to me.

The funny thing is that the damn things feltl good on my penis. The texture is very subtle, but it shines when you press the toy while using it - the small suckers do exactly that, kissing your skin. Imagine dozens of small lips kissing your penis and you have the idea of how this small cheap toy feels. Not intense, but extremely pleasurable if you take your time to play with it.

Review: Ona Pit Waves
Ona Pit Waves (Photo: ToyDemon.com)

The clear Waves is maybe the only deception of the group. It does the work, but I found its parallel waves texture too delicate for me. In stroking, it doesn't work at all, and only turning this toy around the penis allows you to feel the texture. It is kind of a frustrating toy because it takes a while to understand how to use it to feel something with it.



Verdict: If you are looking for a discrete, easy to clean toy (just turn inside out under a faucet with running water), and are on a budget, the Ona Pits are the toys for you. Very resistant for a $5 toy, this little thing can make a lonely night in a hotel a more enjoyable evening.

Score:
Immediate Feedback: 5/5 (Dots), 5/5 (Pleats), 3/5 (Sucker), 2/5 (Waves)
Orgasm Buildup: 5/5 (Dots), 5/5 (Pleats), 4/5 (Sucker), 3/5 (Waves)
Realism: 2/5 (Dots), 3/5 (Pleats), 4/5 (Sucker), 3/5 (Waves)
Tightness: 5/5 (All) Tear and Wear: 5/5 (All) Hygiene: 5/5 (All) Maintenance: 5/5 (All) Use: 4/5 (Dots, Pleats, Sucker), 3/5 (Waves)
Value: High  These little toys are the cheapest I had bought and still are in good shape after a month's worth of abuse. Perfect for traveling.
Preference: Medium I would only consider the Ona Pits for travel occasions where I cannot carry a Tenga Flip Hole.

Total score:  
Dots: 36 / 40
Pleats: 37 / 40
Sucker: 35 / 40
Waves: 31 / 40 

FYI:  It was a month worth of reviews, so I can tell you I watched a few porn clips to enjoy this suckers. Some of them where:
  • Kristina Rose being tied up and forced to suck and fuck four or five guys. (Look for it in XVideos.com)
  • A collection of clips from Ifeelmyself.com. Real women having real orgasms - there is nothing sexier than that.
  • A Japanese bukkake newscast with Maria Ozawa as the reporter. (Look for it in Xvideo.com)
  • The movie Fuck Team 4 - pornstars fucking "regular" guys. Very entertaining.
  • A hentai about a guy who asks for a job as a painter apprentice and ends fucking the maid of the house, another apprentice and his boss' wife.
Next stop: Lisa Ann's Barracuda FLG

Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Quickies Episode 1

Suddenly I realized that during August I won't have regular access to the Web because I will be out of the country, so I decided to write as many reviews I could. In this first episode of Quickies, I will be doing short reviews of a few toys, lubes, and condoms I have used recently.

#1 - imPress Cock Ring

I'm not a big fan of cock rings, but this one really impressed me. It has a series of unique characteristics that made me enjoy using it. First it is a hard silicone that feels comfortable no matter how long you wear it. Second, it is fully adjustable in increments that guarantee a perfect fit. Third, it is easy to remove in case of emergency: You just need to unsnap it and your penis  is free. If you are a fan of cock rings or are interested on using them, try the imPress.



#2 - Fleshlube Ice / Fleshlube Fire
Part of the lube offerings from ILF / Fleshlight.com, Fleshlight Ice and Fleshlight Fire are two water based lubricants that have either a cooling (Ice) or warming effect (Fire) on the applied area(s). Fire warms the area for a few minutes, feeling slightly oily and grainy when applied. Ice cools for longer periods of time and doesn't feel as oily or grainy as Fire. My personal favorite of the two  is the Ice, since it allows to delay the ejaculation for a little bit. It also gives idea for the "frozen" session: having a session with a sleeve that had been stored in the freezer for a few hours and then using the Ice lube. I haven't done it yet, but whenever I do it, I will share the experience here.

#3 - Euphoria Enhanced Prostate Stimulator
I have shared here my experiences with prostate stimulation using the Aneros MGX. The Euphoria is from one of their competitors - and it gives Aneros a good fight. The Euphoria is bigger than the Aneros MGX by maybe 15% of the volume, giving a slight more pressure to the prostate. If you are a big guy like me, the Euphoria feels better since the prostate location varies depending on your body structure. The best part of the Euphoria is that it cost HALF the price of the comparable sized Aneros. If you are into prostate stimulation and are looking for a more economic alternative, have the Euphoria in your wish list.

#4 - Vibrating Silicone Prostate Stimulator
Speaking of prostate stimulation, why not combining prostate stimulation and vibration? It is a good idea that I couldn't  avoid trying - and it is good. This prostate stimulator is a softer alternative to the Aneros and if you want to add an extra "umph", turn on the vibrations to experience a new level of stimulation. The vibrations go directly to the prostate allowing for completely hands free prostate orgasms. Now, this stimulator has two problems: it doesn't stay put if you are having sex and the vibrator part sometimes decides not to work at all. Those two issues aside, this prostate stimulator is a decent alternative to other vibrating prostate stimulators.


#5 - LifeStyles Ultra Sensitive Condoms
These condoms had become my favorites for the last few months. They are thin but resistant, allowing for good sensations and what I like the most is the rounded tip to secure it in place and providing room for the penis head to expand during ejaculation. Available in your favorite department store or pharmacy.

RPP 2.0 #9: Fleshlight Pure (RPP #37)

Fleshlight's "Pure" texture (Photo: ILF / Fleshlight.com)

Review:

I did the review of this texture originally for the Fleshlight Blog a few months ago, so technically this is an update on that review.

ILF discontinued the Stealth orifice from their product lineup and decided to replace it with a new exclusive texture - then the Pure was born. Looking at the Pure orifice, the word "donut" comes to mind. The orifice is a  nondescript round hole - not an ass or pussy hole, just a hole of the same diameter of the canal. Once you enter the sleeve, you are greeted with three zig zag ribs which are not too pronounced, followed by a short section of ribs and the rest of the sleeve is a series of humps similar to the ones found on the Love Humps but with a smaller scale.

This combination of textures gives me what I like - a nice orgasm buildup.Having those long, pleasurable Flights that end in teeth-clenching, ball-draining, breath-gasping orgasms is my ideal masturbation experience. After using the Pure for a few times, I realized Pure would be one of my favorite sleeves to achieve my ideal.

Having more than 50 artificial vaginas, I already expect a break-in period for each new toy. Some toys feel good the first time, and those are the ones with extreme potential for my personal preference. My first experience with the Pure was good, but nothing to brag about. It felt good – so I knew there was potential – but it was not unique as promised. I gave it a second try and it felt better. At the third session with the Pure, its nature showed up for the first time. Its sections revealed and made me stop for a while to adjust to the new sensations. It was like doing a Wonder Wave, Twista, Super Ribbed, and Love Hump sleeves at the same time: all great and addictive sleeves. The sensations were subtle, but always present, inviting me to stay in and prolong my session as much as I could last. That was exactly what I did, building one of those orgasms that made me stay in bed for a few minutes before I dared to stand up, fearing my legs would not be able to support me.

The best surprise is that Pure keeps delivering. Every session with this sleeve is a pleasurable experience, it doesn't matter if it is a stroking or a hands-free session. A slow pace works best, allowing each one of the ridged textures to do its work, but varying the depths of the penetrations into the sleeve allows to experience a myriad of sensations – all of them greatly addictive and pleasurable. Withdraw from it and enter it slowly and you will feel your eyes rolling. Go faster and the hidden intensity of the Pure will grab you. As promised, the Pure is pleasure redefined. 

Cleaning and drying is pretty easy and fast, drying completely overnight.
Verdict: The Pure is a good sleeve to have if you are looking for a sleeve that gives you control without overpowering your senses. It could be a good first sleeve since it has a balanced intensity and the asexual entrance is a bonus for use with a partner.

Score:
Immediate Feedback: 5/5
Orgasm Buildup: 5/5
Realism: 3/5
Tightness: 4/5
Tear and Wear: 5/5
Hygiene: 5/5
Maintenance: 5/5
Use: 5/5
Value: High  The Pure is highly pleasurable. Not too good for intensity seekers.
Preference: High My personal favorite since day 1.

Total score: 37 / 40 

FYI:  No porn was used for this review. Maybe next one...

Tuesday, July 26, 2011

RPP 2.0 #8: Brent Corrigan's Bliss Fleshjack (RPP #36)

Brent Corrigan's FJB Bliss Texture (Photo: ILF / Fleshjack.com)


Review:

OK, this is one of those hard things to admit, so let do it quickly: I fucked a guy and I liked it.

Well, not really. What I did fuck  (and liked) was a Fleshjack - the name given by ILF to their line of toys marketed for the gay community. Like their straight counterpart, Fleshjacks have a line of toys molded after porn stars -  in this case, gay porn stars - called Fleshjack Boys or FJBs. Although the FJB line has fewer models than the FLG, it is usually the case for the FJB models to have the best textures around.

The Bliss is one of those insane textures that you wish to have in a female mold. The texture is only available with the butt entrance which I don't really mind. As you can see from the picture, the sleeve begins with a series of highly pronounced ribs leading to an array of down pointing fangs with a reducing canal. just watching the picture, you expect an intense ride and it delivers.

Although the Bliss seems to be extremely intense, I found it subtler than expected. In fact, it is pleasurable - one of the most pleasurable sleeves that I have. Once you enter, the ribs give a strong initial feedback - they show your penis' head who is the boss right away. The prepare you for the fang assault that follows. It is a soft attack, but it is relentless, coming from all around. Your penis is touched constantly by the fangs and the longer you are, the more these fangs are going to "sink" on you - remember that the sleeve gets narrower the deeper you penetrate.

A good thing of this sleeve is that it gives constant feedback, but allows for your control. It requires a little bit of practice, but you can vary the buildup of your orgasms depending the speed and depth of your thrusts. If you want a long, mind blowing orgasm, go slow and shallow to enjoy the fangs. If you want to have a quickie, just fuck the sleeve with middle speed long thrusts to enjoy both the entrance ribs and the fangs. Either way, your eyes are going to roll up.

If there is a weak point for this sleeve is the drying. As with all "busy" textures, the Bliss takes long to dry on the inside - up to 72 hours in the open air - so that is a factor you have to consider. The other "inconvenient" for many  guys out there is the fact that this is a  gay texture - you are fucking a mold of a guy's ass. Personally, it is no matter to me since I don't look at the FL while I am using it, neither have fantasies with the person the toy is molded from either man or woman. But if you are one of the guys that like to have a mental picture of what you are fucking and you are straight, I recommend you to cut the signature and print a nice ass picture of any girl of your preference and go to town with the Bliss.
Verdict: The Bliss is one sleeve you should have in your collection - even if you are straight.

Score:
Immediate Feedback: 5/5
Orgasm Buildup: 5/5
Realism: 3/5
Tightness: 5/5
Tear and Wear: 5/5
Hygiene: 4/5
Maintenance: 5/5
Use: 5/5
Value: High  The Bliss is highly pleasurable and makes a statement with its name.
Preference: High One of my personal favorites since day 1.
Total score: 37 / 40 

FYI:  No porn was used for this review. Maybe next one...

Sunday, July 17, 2011

Doll Review: Candy 18 - Body 4 w/ Jenna Head

Review:

Today's review is about another of the "ladies" from my harem: the Candy8Teen Body 4 with the Jenna head. Because that is too much to repeat during the review, I will use the name "Alexa" to refer to this doll from now. Also, to make our lives easier, I will refer to the manufacturer as C18.

C18 dolls are different than "Ada" (Love Venus R) and "Kyoko" (Teddy Babe Akiko) in more ways than one. The C18 dolls have a solid foam core similar to the foam you find in a couch seat covered by a silicone skin. "Alexa" is a floppy doll, meaning she doesn't have any type of skeleton - wire or tube - meaning that she is not pose able. Her body is skinny without many curves and small B-cup breasts.

The main characteristic of  "Alexa" is that her head is interchangeable. The manufacturer gives two head options for this doll: the "Jenna" and the "Pam" head. Both are Caucasian head that allows for oral sex, but they look slightly different, with "Jenna" having a more square face. You can see the difference between the two heads below.
Jenna face
Pam face
The heads are interchangeable, so even if the body doesn't have any skeleton, you will see a PVC pipe sticking out from her neck to insert the head.

Looking at the doll you can realize this is not a high-end doll. It costs about $800, when a high-end costs above $5,000. In fact, C18 is a small business and the quality of the doll you receive shows it. When you receive a C18 doll, be prepared to cut seams (some of them very noticeable), clean the doll, and have a repair kit ready (silicone or Aquaseal wet suit repair material) to repair the minor scratches and exposed foam areas you (probably) will find while unboxing the doll. C18 will ship your doll naked and with a costume wig inside the box. For the price (especially as I bought mine on sale for less than $500), those minor repairs are expected and not a major issue.

How is it as a sex doll? "Alexa's" body requires an insert to be used - and C18 includes one named "Cat in the Can". Even with the insert, the placement is not anatomically correct, but it is placed a perfect place for sex. The other good thing about this doll is that it accepts the Sex In a Can series from Fleshlight without any modification and regular fleshlights after some minor modifications. Being able to use your favorite insert such as the Lotus Lager, the Lotus, or the STU while grabbing a small life-size breast is a great turn on.

Unfortunately, that comes with a price. Since the doll has a detachable head, the only position you can do with this doll is missionary. It supports up to 400 pounds without issues, but if you are like me and have issues with your knees, missionary is not your favorite position. I am modifying the head to keep it attached in my favorite position while having sex with "Alexa", so when I find a good way to keep the head fixed, I will post it here.

Pros:

  • She likes to give head!
  • Lightweight - around 12 pounds
  • Easy to customize, dress and accessorize.
  • Accepts a wide variety of inserts - including Fleshlights (after cutting 2 inches from the end).
  • Material feels lifelike
  • Insert in perfect position for sex
Cons:
  • Silicone skin is easy to get stained
  • Head limits sex positions
  • Difficult to pose and keep in a given position.
Verdict: If you are interested in silicone real life doll (such as the Real Sex Dolls) but can't afford them, C18 dolls are a great option. They are affordable and a good introduction to silicone material dolls. The Body 4 is a good option if you prefer skinny type women and/or if you want to use a variety of inserts with a doll.

Tuesday, July 5, 2011

Doll Review: Teddy Babe "Akiko"

Review:

Today, I am reviewing another type of "sex toy" - a sex doll. I have written about why I like sex dolls and I have shared in different web forums my increasing collection (4 to date). I have already written about the Love Venus R, so today I want to write about another of the dolls - the Teddy Babe.

After a month or so with "Kyoko" as I renamed my Teddy Babe "Akiko", I can say that Teddy Babes (or TB) are rightfully "cuddle monsters". These dolls are basically an adult themed version of the teddy bears many of us remember from our childhood. There are two different sizes of the TBs - the traditional TB which measures about 4 feet tall and the newer TB Deluxe, measuring 5 feet 2 inches tall. Both models have cartoonish features, vinyl eye decals, latex lips, and large breasts with the Deluxe models having toes and more lifelike proportions. They are known as cuddling monsters because they feel as good as the mentioned teddy bears: TBs are soft, cute as hell, and even sexy when photographed.

"Kyoko" with her original outfit
TBs come from the factory ready to use: they come dressed in a teddy lingerie with matching panties, acrylic finger nails, attached good quality wig, earrings, a removable velour pouch in the vaginal area for sex making / masturbation, a pair of color matching stockings, and an instruction / care booklet. I bought the "Akiko" model which resembled an Asian woman, but the manufacturer has other models available - brunettes, Latinas, redheads, blondes, and even a vampire model!

Now, they can be cuddly and adorable, but that is not the purpose I bought her - the purpose was to use it as a "sleeve mount": a place to put my sleeves to have hands free sessions. So, is a TB good to fuck?

The answer to this question is a single word: frustrating. When new, the TBs are stiff as a board - the legs barely open and their wire skeleton is hard to bend. Once you pose the TB for a few weeks (so the wire skeleton looses a little), then the legs open wide enough. That is part of the frustration - the doll is almost impossible to use as a sex toy during the first few weeks of ownership. Then the insert is another frustration. The original velour insert is not erotic at all, so many owners substitute it with any of the  onaholes / sleeves inserts commercially available. Fleslights or full size Meikis do not fit, so you have to stick with mid size inserts similar to the ones used with the Love Venus R. Missionary position is tricky, requiring a few strategically placed pillows to allow for sex making. Her on top is quite easy to achieve once the legs open enough, and doggy style is possible once the wire skeleton is softened enough - something that can take months.

"Kyoko" with a shorter wig and a different dress
 Pros:
  • Cute and adorable. 
  • Don't scream "sex doll" and many women don't find them intimidating (they are not "realistic" enough to be an adversary for them).
  • Fun to hold and squeeze
  • Lightweight - around 10 pounds (4 feet TB)
  • Easy to customize, dress and accessorize.
  • Easy to clean and maintain - clean as you clean most pillows and cushions.
Cons:
  • Temperamental to pose / adjust during use.
  • Difficult to place a third-party sleeve
  • Cartoon-like proportions
Verdict: Teddy Babes are a good entry-level doll that allows customization and good hands free sessions once her skeleton looses its original stiffness.

Monday, July 4, 2011

RPP 2.0 #7: Virgin Sister Meiki (RPP #35)

Virgin Sister Meiki showing its canal (Photo: Omocha Dreams.com)

Review:

Tonight's reviewed product arrives From South Korea. The Virgin Sister Meiki (VSM from now on) is one of three meikis in a series known as the Sisters: Virgin, Mature, and Nympho. The differences among these sisters are the width of their canals (Virgin is the tightest, Mature is the widest) and how pronounced is each one of the internal texture. In that area, the Nympho is the one with the most noticeable texture. It is important to notice that all three meikis have realistic internal structures including a G-Spot.

The VSM is extremely soft as most meikis are, so if you are expecting an intense ride, you will be disappointed. Meikis are not made for intensity, they are designed to be as real as possible and it that, they excel. The VMS has only 1 cm (less than 0.5 inches) in its widest part, so no matter how thin your penis is, it will wrap you totally. The texture is incredibly organic, with a series of delicate nubs and ridges distributed in chambers that follow a natural curvature.

As said, the VSM is not designed to be intense, it is designed to be realistic. When you penetrate the VMS, you don't feel an intense feedback - you feel a warm sensation that drives you to fuck that rubber pussy slowly, taking your time. Its feedback is soft, but constant. The softness of the material combined with the lube makes the meiki feel as if its melting around your penis. It is a sensation difficult to explain, but it is one of the best sensations you can feel with an artificial vagina.
It is easier to show the internal texture than to explain it... (Photo: Omocha Dreams.com)
Even with all that praise, the VSM is not perfect. This rubber pussy is big and heavy - about 7 inches long, 4 inches in diameter and almost 2 pounds - making it difficult to use as a stroker. When dry, the VSM is floppy and difficult to handle, once wet with lube it becomes ultra slippery and extremely difficult to handle during masturbation. Unlike the Fleshlights, the VSM does not have a plastic case to assist in placing it into a mount, so you have to be creative to be able to use it hands free. It is also too big to use in most dolls - it does not fit in any of the four dolls I have - which is a shame, because personally I would love to be able to place this meiki into any of my dolls to have a great masturbatory experience. How did I use my VSM? I placed on an old pillow, rolled the pillow and stuffed the assembly into the crease of a folded body pillow. That whole ensemble gave the VSM a good support to use it hands free without risking damage to the ultra soft material.

After engineering a support, I could concentrate in enjoying the pleasure that only meikis can deliver. Change the angle of penetration and you have what feels like a different toy. Rotate the toy to simulate different positions and each will give you different sensations. It is like having a different toy every time you turn it. Orgasms are a religious experience with this toy, cumming long and hard in every time I used this toy.

Besides the requirement of engineering a hands free support, meikis have two other drawbacks - cleaning and drying. Since the VSM is a closed toy, cleaning requires some assistance from the user involving scooping fluids out of the toy with your fingers. Drying is another hassle due to the small diameter of the canal. Be prepared to insert a towel to dry the interior and adding some alcohol to speed drying time and avoid mold growth in the interior.

Verdict: The VSM is one of the best masturbators around, even with the difficulties to use and clean it.


Score:
Immediate Feedback: 5/5
Orgasm Buildup: 5/5
Realism: 5/5
Tightness: 5/5
Tear and Wear: 5/5
Hygiene: 4/5
Maintenance: 4/5
Use: 4/5
Value: High  The Virgin Sister Meiki is a great sleeve with a few drawbacks.  
Preference: High One of the best overall toys I have tested.

Total score: 37 / 40 

FYI:  No porn was used for this review. Maybe next one...

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

RPP 2.0 #6: Ice Crystal Fleshlight

ICE Crystal texture (Photo: ILF / Fleshlight.com)

 
Review:

A few months ago, Fleshlight decided to simplify their Ice lineup and developed an exclusive texture for their colorless FL: The Crystal.

The Crystal is a fairly complex texture. Look at the picture and you will see an abundance of sections with nubs, ribs, tight sections, and even a spherical section with nubs. It is impossible to describe, so the best way to understand is by looking at the picture. Now, all these textures promise intensity... if you are long enough.



The main issue with the Crystal is that although it feels good, if you are like me and have a shorter penis, you can see how much you are missing. Yes, you can always fuck the FL from the other side to experience the other textures, but the fact is that you don't feel the whole experience.


Besides wanting the texture to be more accessible, the other issue with the Crystal is drying this sleeve. It is a busy, narrow texture, so it takes longer to dry. Add the fact that Ice FLs are sticky as hell and you have the problem of the orifice basically closing (sticking to itself), making drying take ages. I had to solve that little annoyance cutting small sections of the shipping rod and sticking that short (1 inch) section into the entrance to keep the air flowing inside the sleeve.

Is it good? Even with the drawbacks mentioned above, the ICE Crystal is a decent sleeve to use with your partner or by yourself. It is an intense texture thanks to it tightness and the various textures inside it, but it is pleasurable. Orgasms with the Crystal are easy to control and they build up fairly gradually. It is not in my Top 5 sleeves, but it is a fun sleeve to use either hands free or as a stroker.


Score:
Immediate Feedback: 5/5  You feel the textures at all times - tightness, ribs, nubs, it has them all!
Orgasm Buildup: 4/5
Realism: 3/5
Tightness: 5/5
Tear and Wear: 5/5
Hygiene: 5/5
Maintenance: 4/5
Use: 4/5
Value: Medium  It is a good sleeve, but the stickiness of the material and the feeling that you are missing part of the texture simply lowers the value of this sleeve. 
Preference: Low It is a good sleeve, but not one of my favorites due to the stickiness of the material.

Total score: 35 / 40 

FYI:  No porn was used for this review. Maybe next one...

Sunday, June 26, 2011

RPP 2.0 #5: Tori Black's Torrid FLG (RPP #34)

Torrid Texture (Photo: ILF / Fleshlight.com)
Review:

The Tori Black Fleshlight with her "Torrid" signature texture is one of the latest Fleshlights from ILF. As all Fleshlight Girls, the Torrid entrance is molded from a porn performer - in this case, the 2010 AVN Performer of the Year Tori Black. Tori is incredibly intense in most of her scenes, but still conserving that "girl next door" aura that really makes her attractive.

The Torrid texture, in my opinion, matches her model. It is an interesting texture, with a series of "gates" that divide the FLG into chambers with bumps of varied intensity. When you enter, you feel the tightness of the entrance, giving soon space to a series of micro bumps followed by the first set of gates (or trilobes). These tri-lobes are soft, but they prepare you for the following set of bumps - which are slightly more stimulating, then another gate of tri-lobes. That arrangement repeats two times (if you are lucky to have a large penis) through the texture, giving a constant massage to your penis head and shaft.

If you are looking for eye turning intensity, look somewhere else. The Torrid is designed for pleasure - long sessions where you will trust in and out without wanting to ever finish. The bumps are subtle, but they keep you completely excited thanks to the constant touch of the tri-lobes and the tight entrance. Orgasms with this sleeve are more than satisfactory, building up slowly and hitting strong.  Something unique about this sleeve is that it squirts - when you trust quickly you can feel the lube squirting out through the entrance orifice, turning the fantasy of fucking a real woman to 11. 

Score:
Immediate Feedback: 4/5  Besides the tightness, there is not a strong feedback on penetration. The texture is a pleasurable, middle intensity one.
Orgasm Buildup: 5/5
Realism: 5/5 It feels almost like the real thing.
Tightness: 5/5
Tear and Wear: 5/5
Hygiene: 5/5
Maintenance: 5/5
Use: 5/5
Value: High  If you like realistic, longer sessions, the Torrid is a high value sleeve - if not, then you won't like it much.
Preference: High Good overall, satisfactory orgasms.

Total score: 39 / 40 

FYI: Although I didn't use any porn during this evaluation, you can  check Tori Black Is Pretty Filthy. There you can watch Tori doing what made her famous: fucking hard and speaking filthy as only she can do.
She can talk dirty to me all she wants... (Photo: ILF / Fleshlight.com)

Sunday, June 12, 2011

RPP 2.0: #4 - Si-X Type N (RPP #33)

Review:

The Si-X sleeve series is one of those masturbators that you ignore when you are looking for a "good pussy". They look rubbery, the entrance is not attractive, and it is dirt cheap (about $15). The immediate thought is "this thing is not going to last, so I'll get a Tenga". That would be a bad decision...

As with other recent onaholes, I bought this one as an assortment of cheap rubber holes to use with my Love Venus R. As with most of those purchases, I had been surprised in a good way. The Si-X has different textures to resemble different  sexual experiences: handjob, oral sex, vaginal sex, and simply extreme excitement. Type N is their vaginal experience version and I have to say that it is a great simulator. The texture is relatively simple: a series of chambers with parallel ridges to stimulate your penis head. That promises a low level stimulation and longer sessions. Not really.
You get a nice, soft feedback when you enter, but that feedback is constant. The chambers are designed in a way that two of the most sensitive areas of your penis (the frenulum and the tip of the head) are always being touched. The lack of extra texture simply has you stroking / fucking the sleeve more resulting in an epic orgasm buildup.
The toy material feels sticky to use it as a regular stroker, so I prefer to use it with my dolls. It is a perfect fit for the tighter Teddy Babe and it requires some padding to stay in place into the Love Venus R, and once lubed the Si-X N simply excels as a rubber pussy.
Score:
Immediate Feedback: 4/5  Not a strong feedback on penetration, but after a few strokes, it begins to "talk back"
Orgasm Buildup: 5/5
Realism: 4/5 It doesn't look realistic, but the sensations are.
Tightness: 4/5
Tear and Wear: 5/5
Hygiene: 5/5
Maintenance: 5/5
Use: 4/5 (Sticky to use as strokers, good with sex dolls)

Value: High  For $15, I couldn't ask for a better sleeve.
Preference: High Good for inserting in dolls, satisfactory orgasms.

Total score: 36 / 40 

FYI: I didn't use any porn during this evaluation.


Next Stop: Maybe Tori Black's Torrid FLG, or the Ice Crystal FL, or...

RPP 2.0: #3 - Innocent Younger Sister (RPP #32)

Innocent Younger Sister (Photo: ToyDemon.com)
 Review:

The Innocent Younger Sister is one of those onaholes that I don't feel weird using as a stroker. This toy from Toys Heart has a rubbery consistency (similar to a pencil eraser), and its weight is great to use with the hand. But honestly, I prefer to use it with my Venus R. It is one of those inserts that fits perfectly with the Love Venus R and it immediately became one of my favorites for doll sex.
The Innocent Younger Sister is easy to fit into the doll's hole and once lubed, it is extremely easy to penetrate. Once inside, you are welcomed by one of the most intense onaholes in the market. A spiral welcomes you at the entrance, then after the initial shock, a tight channel with a series of nubs, ribs, and God only knows what else gives you immediate intense feedback. The Sister is intense, but it is addictive. Once you get used to the intensity of the texture, you don't want to remove from it until orgasm. You want to fill this hole with cum - meanwhile you are trying to hold as much as you can because you don't want the sensations to end. When you ejaculate, be aware that you will need to stay quiet for a few minutes before trying to stand up. Orgasms with this rubber pussy are extremely intense and satisfactory.
Cleaning is relatively easy due to the material - it doesn't "absorb" the lube or the cum so once you pour water into the hole a few times and rinse, it is clean. Drying is relatively fast since you can insert a paper towel or a microfiber cloth to dry the excess water, then leave the onahole to dry overnight. Definitively one of my favorites.


Score:
Immediate Feedback: 5/5
Orgasm Buildup: 5/5
Realism: 3/5
Tightness: 4/5
Tear and Wear: 5/5 (No noticeable tear or wear)
Hygiene: 4/5
Maintenance: 5/5
Use: 5/5

Value: High  It is a $50 range onahole, but it is sturdy and durable.
Preference: High Favorite for the Love Venus R whenever I want intense orgasms.

Total score: 36 / 40 

FYI: The Younger Sister is so intense that I didn't need any porn to do the reviews. I did watch some scenes from 18 Years Old Love Cum #5 to get "in the mood" (each DVD in that series has about 12 scenes). From the recent scenes, a lovely freckled redhead gave enough fuel to nail "Ada" with the Younger Sister, resulting in one of the most mind-blowing, earth-shattering, prostate draining orgasms I had ever had masturbating.


Next Stop: Whatever sleeve / onahole I feel worth fucking...

Saturday, May 21, 2011

RPP 2.0: #2 - Sexy School Bundle (RPP #31)

The Sexy School Bundle as sold in ToyDemon.com
Review:

I bought the Sexy School Bundle because I wanted a few extra cheap inserts for my Venus R doll (now renamed Ada). My first impressions on this bundle of three sleeves was that I would maybe use each of the sleeves twice before they disintegrated like the Mint Suzuki. Each one of the onaholes is supposedly inspired by one of three characters: “Honoka”, “Aina”, and “Lilia”. Which one is which one, I have no idea, but each one of the onaholes has a distinct feeling starting with their orifices. None of the orifices or textures want to be realistic - they are simply something to stick your penis inside and move it inside until you cum. And in that, I have to say they are good.
When I opened the packages, I was afraid the onaholes would rip as soon I penetrated them - the diameter of the entrance hole is about 1/4 of an inch - even when my penis is not too thick. Surprisingly, the material is extremely stretchy, accommodating easily to my girth and allowing me to enjoy the texture.  The texture of each one of these onaholes is relatively simple: a combination of nubs and ribs in a variety of diameters, but the simple combination works great when used on a hands free method. I placed them in the hole of my Love Venus R and in my new Teddy Babe and they worked wonders. Once your penis is well lubed, these cheap alternatives were head to head with even the most expensive Meiki.
Due to their hole thru design, they are easy to clean and relatively fast to dry. This sexy school can count on me to enroll anytime it is in session.


Score:
Immediate Feedback: 4/5
Orgasm Buildup: 4/5
Realism: 3/5
Tightness: 4/5
Tear and Wear: 4/5 (Minor tear at the entry after 5 sessions)
Hygiene: 5/5
Maintenance: 5/5
Use: 4/5 (Kind of small to use as strokers, good with sex dolls)

Value: Medium  For $50 (or about $16 per onahole) they deliver the same punch as the Tenga onaholes, but these are reusable and are easy to clean.
Preference: Medium Good for inserting in dolls, but require extra prep time to fit snugly (and avoid cum to go into the doll) .

Total score: 33 / 40 

FYI: I completed like 16 sessions for this review (5 per onahole), so I used plenty of porn to go thru the sessions. The movies I watched were:

  • Teen Sex Pack 2 - A collection of tube videos burned in a DVD. Loved the one of a blond sucking two guys alternately until both exploded almost at the same time. 
  • 18 Years Old Love Cum #5 - A collection of teens being fucked silly. My favorite - a Native American that is so hot, the two guys fucking her had to dump two loads each before finishing the chapter.
  • Kristina Rose Is A Slutwoman - Honestly, do I have to review this one? Kristina Rose doing what she knows to do best: sucking cocks, fucking cocks with her pussy and ass, and screaming like a possessed. Nothing better for a lonely night with your onahole...
Next Stop: Whatever sleeve / onahole I feel worth fucking...

Friday, May 6, 2011

Talking about the web

After a few crazy weeks at work and a well deserved vacation, your friendly neighbor Casquetero is back! I haven't had the chance of "enjoying" my collection as I wished, so instead of a review, today I'll write about a few interesting websites I've found in the last few weeks.

1. unblogdeporno.com: This is a torrent site dedicated to porn movies. They have a huge selection and it is even divided in general categories.the website is in Spanish, but they show the front cover of every movie, so you have an idea of what they are offering. The guy in charge of the web updates it a few times every week.

2. wackyoutlet.com: This is another option for you fans of Japanese sex toys. They are more expensive than Toy Demon, but they carry toys that TD doesn't have in inventory yet or doesn't plan to carry.

3. 599fashion.com: If you are a doll enthusiast, or have a teenager daughter, this site is a blessing. All the merchandise in this website is $5.99 or lower. Tops, dresses, skirts, jackets - everything is $5.99 or less. The clothes are not high quality, but for teens that wear something three times before throwing it away or for your doll, it is a good value. Most of the clothes my Venus R uses is from that website.

4. the15dollarstore.com: Similar to the 5.99 store, but here everything is $15 - and you'll find some known brands like Timberland and Kenneth Cole among others.

5. extremerestraints.com: If you are into bondage, S&M, or simply want to "walk" on the kinky side, this is the store for you. Japanese silk ropes, leather wear, dungeon furniture, fucking machines, harnesses, even male chastity belts! The website is crazy and surprisingly, their prices are not bad.

6. condomdepot.com: The name says it all - condoms, condoms, and more condoms. They carry a wide selection of brands and they also carry lubes and other things to make your sex life more interesting (to say the least).

7. dollforum.com: When I bought my Venus R, I felt kind of weird. Recently, I found this website dedicated to sex dolls that simply made me smile. If you are a sex doll enthusiast (or feel weird having one), you should go to this website. You will realize that you are not weird and that adult dolls are somehow also taking their place in the West. The site has lots of information about different dolls in the market - plush dolls, silicone, foamies, etc. They also share ideas on how to take care of your doll and repair / mods ideas. The best part IMO is the user photo galleries where they share how their dolls are dressed in various poses - most of them in life like, non sexual situations.

8. Dollardays.com: A wholesale website with a huge selection of merchandise - medical supplies, school supplies, clothing and home ware. Although their prices are directed to wholesale, some of their merchandise is available for single item sale.

I haven't forgot the RPP v2.0, but with all that is going on in my life at the time, it has been impossible to review any of the toys. But don't desperate... I'm going to go for it!

Until the next post!

Sunday, April 3, 2011

RPP 2.0: #1 - Clone Meiki Mint Suzuki (RPP #30)


Review:

My first impressions on the Mint Suzuki were that it would feel great but that the damn thing was too sticky. In practice, once lubed the stickiness was not a factor - and it felt great while it lasted...
As its package states, "This hole is dangerous". It is. I was able to use it in three different occasions, all of them hands free sessions with the Mint securely placed in the Love Venus R orifice and all of them were good sessions. This toy is snug, but not too tight. Once you enter the onahole, the intricate texture makes itself present in a subtle way - you notice it, but it doesn't overwhelm you. The feelings stay on a comfortable level until 10 to 15 minutes into the session, when you begin to feel the desire of cumming. The orgasms built slowly but I could feel they were going to be long and strong - and they were. Each one of the orgasms left me panting and in a bliss state similar to after having good sex with a real woman.
Cleaning was relatively easy - flush some water in the interior, scoop any excess of lube / semen from the inside with one finger, rinse with water as needed, pat dry and let air dry for a few hours. The fact that the Mint is clear made cleaning (and spotting any residue in the interior) a breeze.
My major complaint with the Mint Suzuki is its durability. I could only use this toy for three sessions before it tore at the entrance. The tearing began at the first complete session and by the third, the Mint was tore down to its middle making it unusable. I had to throw the Mint to the garbage after the third session, wasting what promised to be a great toy. Too bad that such a good toy was so fragile!

Score:
Immediate Feedback: 4/5
Orgasm Buildup: 5/5
Realism: 5/5
Tightness: 4/5
Tear and Wear: 2/5 (Tore after only 3 sessions)
Hygiene: 3/5
Maintenance: 2/5
Use: 4/5 (Stickiness while dry was a hassle)

Value: Low  I expected more than 3 sessions from a $30 toy.
Preference: Medium Since the sleeve is so sticky, I wouldn't placed the Mint in my favorites.

Total score: 29 / 40 

FYI: No porn was used during this review.

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