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Sunday, December 26, 2010

The RP Project #19: Riley Steele's Nipple Alley FLG

First Impressions:


If there is a beautiful orifice on the Fleshlight Girls roster is Riley Steele's pussy orifice. Visually, it screams tight as soon as you see it and when you look at its signature texture, the Nipple Alley, you think of a delicate massage with a happy ending. This texture has a series of pillows resembling miniature breasts with their corresponding nipples. First impressions with this sleeve were on the "It's going to be a soft and easy ride" Boy, was I mistaken...
Intensity (5 / 5)
Nipple Alley (Nipple from now on), is more intense than it looks originally. Its tight entrance and a texture that is present early on the sleeve gives immediate feedback. It feels tighter than expected, and the little breasts rub your penis at all moments. The feedback is similar to the STU's, but because the pillows are rounder and slightly smaller, the sensation is softer and more enjoyable. It is one of those textures that allows full control of the session, giving you the option of hitting it at full speed or going slowly at it. The nipples on top of each rounded pillow don't make their presence felt until you are getting close to the orgasm - then they "bite" on your penis, lightly scrapping it making you twist and shout during orgasm. I could continue fucking the Nipple during orgasm - something that drove me into overdrive a few times and made me having seconds.

Tightness (5/5)
The Nipple feels tighter than expected, tugging your penis at the right pressure. As with many FLs, the Nipple texture feels sharper as you release pressure by releasing or removing the end cap. With the end cap completely removed, I could feel the whole texture with those nipples massaging my entire penis. It feels as good and intense with the end cap completely tightened - this time with the rounded pillows doing the job of driving me crazy with the tightness. Perfect tightness anyway I tried it.

Realism (3/5)
Nipple is not designed to replicate any real type of intercourse, but with the end cap completely tightened, it felt close to nice, fat pussy. Maybe it was how horny I was during that session, but it felt like that...

Versatility (5/5)
Hands free, stroker, seating down - It doesn't matter how I used it, the Nipple felt great in all positions. Hands free sessions drove me to fuck the Nipple slow and deep, having sessions where the build up of the orgasms were earthshaking. Using it as a stroker, speed became a constantly increasing rhythm becoming frantic when I was near the orgasms. This thing really rocks in any position used!

Lubricant use (5/5)
Once lubed, the Nipple retains lube really well, needing some re-application only when sessions are longer than 40 minutes.

Use (5/5)
No complains during use.

Hygiene (5 / 5)
As most Fleshlights, just place it under the faucet and flush between 30 and 60 seconds on both ends with running water. Not too difficult to clean.

Drying (5/5)
The Nipple dried pretty well overnight even in extremely cold weather.

Maintenance (5 / 5)
Just a periodical cornstarch rubbing for cleaning and to avoid stickiness. 

Tear and wear (5/5)
No tear and wear noticed after completing the evaluation periods.

Total score: 48 / 50

What can I say? The Nipple is one of those "gimmicky" textures from ILF that delivers more than promised. It is one of those "must haves" for any guy wanting to get good, panting orgasms.

You can buy this toy from Fleshlight.com

FYI: For visual stimulus for this review, I used Hustler's Barely Legal 90 and Heeere's Raylene . I had never seen Raylene before and she simply made me blew load after load. She retired and then made a comeback in 2009. Damn, that woman is HOT!

Next stop: Wonder Wave Fleshlight

Saturday, December 18, 2010

The RP Project #18: O'Doyles Stout SIAC (mini-Forbidden)

First Impressions:
When ILF first released the O'Doyles SIAC was for a St. Patrick's day and for fun, they did it green. Since at the time I wanted a Forbidden texture but was afraid the full size was too loose for me, I jumped in and bought the leprechaun's asshole. Believe me when I say I don't mind fucking the green asshole now and then. Visually, my first impression was "I won't be able to fuck this thing!" due to the almost invisible orifice. I knew that inside, I would encounter a mini ribbed entrance followed by a smooth, wavy canal joined with the almost vacuum suction of the SIACs. I expected great sessions with this petite ass.

Intensity (5 / 5)
Like its full version, the mini Forbidden gives you immediate feedback upon penetration and helps you build an intense, breathtaking orgasms but it has some differences. First, the canal is scaled down, so in the mini Forbidden you really feel the wavy interior in every pump. Also, the micro ribs feel sharper on the mini, hugging the shaft at all times and scraping the head and glands when penetrating. Give or take, after 30 minutes I was filling the little asshole with fresh cream after explosive orgasms at the end of each of the 5 sessions.

Tightness (5/5)
You want tight? The SIACs give you tight. The O'Doyle grips your cock and milk it - even with the end cap completely removed. Place the end cap and you have almost the perfect cock vacuum. I say "almost" because surprisingly, the O'Doyle allows for movement when the end cap is fully tightened, so it's possible to enjoy maximum vacuum. Just be sure to keep your cock inside, since you will need to lessen the cap to be able to get back in.

Realism (5/5)
What can I say? Again, I'm not a big fan of anal, but this feels like fucking a tight, young, virgin ass should feel. Enough said...

Versatility (5/5)
SIACs tend to be slightly difficult to deal with hands free. They sometimes cave in, exposing the hard plastic rim which can be dangerous to your genitalia. With the O'Doyle I didn't have that problem. I hit this little ass with everything I got and it held valiantly. Both hand stroking and hands free sessions were great, with the hands free sessions being more intense (and shorter).

Lubricant use (4/5)
Being a SIAC, it requires half of the quantity I use for the full size, but required some extra lube for penetration at times.

Use (4/5)
My only complain with the O'Doyle is that this fucker kept kicking me out. During each session, I constantly felt the sleeve pushing my dick out, popping it out often while I was deep fucking it. Just like a girl that is complaining about how anal sex hurts, the O'Doyle kept pushing me back, forcing me to change position regularly and re-lubing my cock regularly for easier reentry. Great for an anal rape fantasy, but annoying.

Hygiene (5 / 5)
As most Fleshlights, just place it under the faucet and flush between 30 and 60 seconds on both ends with running water. Not too difficult to clean.

Drying (5/5)
The O'Doyles dried pretty well overnight even in extremely cold weather.

Maintenance (5 / 5)
Just a periodical cornstarch rubbing for cleaning and to avoid stickiness. 

Tear and wear (5/5)
No tear and wear noticed after completing the evaluation periods.

Total score: 48 / 50

The O'Doyle is a must have toy for any man looking for a ball draining experience. If you have regular fantasies with petites, or having anal sex with young, inexperienced barely legal girls (or boys), then this is your toy. It is tight, stimulating, and really intense hands free experience. As with any SIAC, the toy is recommended only if your penis is less than 6 inches long and/or your girth is less than 5.5 inches. 

You can buy this toy from Fleshlight.com

FYI: For visual stimulus for this review, I used the following: Hustler's Barely Legal 87.

Next stop: Riley Steele Nipple Alley FLG

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

The RP Project #17: Vibro Original Fleshlight

First Impressions:
The Vibro series from Fleshlight is an interesting concept: Take a Fleshlight and add three vibrator bullets near the orifice for extra stimulation. In this case, the Vibro has the Original texture - a 3/4 inch diameter smooth canal - with the pussy orifice. I had low expectations for this Fleshlight since it is the widest canal from Fleshlight, it doesn't have any texture to keep my little friend happy, and above all, I'm not a big fan of vibrators. Add a price tag close to $90 and you'll get a "Hell no!" from me. Recently, ILF sold the Vibro models for $70 (basically the regular price for a standard Fleshie) and I jumped in, buying both the lady Original and the Lady Cyclone textures. I expected "so-so" sessions with it - and I have to admit I underestimated the power of the Original.   

Intensity (4 / 5)
"4 points on a smooth texture?" Well, maybe I have to explain myself. The Original is smooth and wide, but it gives you immediate feedback when using it. Instead of intensity a-la STU, you receive a silky texture that engulfs your penis. Using the Vibro Original (VO) without the bullets, it was a delicate, but ever present caress. Using one bullet, the caress is less delicate but still smooth. With two bullets in place, I felt my penis was inside a rough massager like the one I use for my sore muscles. With all three bullets, my little friend was inside a fucking beehive. The sensations of the material with the vibration resulted surprisingly intense - with the bullets, I was finishing my sessions with explosive orgasms in 30 minutes (top). Without the bullets, I was able to extend my session as I wanted, ending in an explosive orgasm that built slowly for 60 or even 90 minutes.   I cannot say the orgasms made me scream, but they left me panting and gasping for air - something I never expected from the Original texture.

Tightness (2/5)
As said, the Original is the texture with the widest diameter. With the three bullets, the orifice entrance can become tight for guys with girths above the 6 inches, but after three inches, the wide texture is present.

Realism (4/5)
Without the vibrating bullets, I felt I was fucking my girlfriend's pussy (she's 40). The VO feels close to a mature woman's pussy and the sensations are close enough to the real thing (even better according to some).

Versatility (5/5)
The VO is a good toy to use both as a stroking toy or hands-free. The bullets add vibration and weight - specially when using the three included bullets at the same time. This extra weight works wonders when using it hands free since the VO doesn't move as much thanks to the extra weight near the entrance. If used as a stroker, I preferred to remove the included bullets and use it as a regular fleshie to avoid the sensation of using one of those Shaker weights. 

Lubricant use (3/5)
The VO, as a smooth texture, tends to use more lubricant that the highly textured sleeves. Also, have in mind that being smooth, you could be having longer sessions that normally requires reapplication or reactivation with water.

Use (3/5)
I enjoyed using the VO, but as many users in the Fleshlight Forum say, the Vibro series as designed falls short on its promise. The sleeve by itself doesn't produce any complain - the bullets are the ones to blame. Placing the bullets is annoying since they need to be placed in three special grooves designed as part of the sleeve. That means that if you decide to remove or add bullets, you need to remove the sleeve from the case, do the mods, and then resume. Operating the bullets bring the same annoyance - you need to turn them on before the session or simply stop the session, remove the sleeve from the case, turn them on, replace the sleeve into the case and then you can resume. Also, the bullets drain the batteries pretty fast - often during a single session. Another complaint I have to make about the VO is that you feel the vibration only at the entrance and it cannot be modified. Yes you can add or remove bullets, but since they are placed on a tripod arrange around the the orifice, turning off or removing any one of the bullets simply unbalance the sensations on the penis. If you are using the VO as a stroker prepare your hand to be numbed by the vibrations, so a whole sleeve massaging movement had been suggested by different forum members.Redesign of the Vibro series is in order for ILF to have a better product.

Hygiene (5 / 5)
As most Fleshlights, just place it under the faucet and flush between 30 and 60 seconds on both ends with running water. Not too difficult to clean.

Drying (5/5)
The VO dried pretty well overnight.

Maintenance (5 / 5)
Just a periodical cornstarch rubbing for cleaning and to avoid stickiness. 

Tear and wear (5/5)
No tear and wear noticed after completing the evaluation periods.

Total score: 41 / 50

The Vibro Original is a surprising sleeve - the sleeve by itself surprised me being more stimulating than expected, giving me explosive orgasms. On the other hand, the use of the vibrator bullets proved to be a pain in the ass and more distracting that stimulating. As orlandot94 recalls, the Vibro is a good step on the right direction, but not the last step. 

I could recommend the Original Lady to any one with a girth starting on the 5 inches and that wants to receive soft stimulation during a session. Also, the Original could be considered as a good "palate cleanser" after using too many intense masturbatory toys.

As established in the captions, you could buy this toy from Fleshlight.com

FYI: For visual stimulus for this review, I used the following: Hustler's Barely Legal 86 and 87.


Next Stop: O'Doyles SIAC (mini Forbidden)

Saturday, December 11, 2010

Various questions,,, Various answers

Since I began using sex toys on a regular basis, there are some questions I had read in the different forums I participate. In some I had answered honestly, in others, I had felt shy of writing my honest opinion due to either moderator / forum rules or because of the forum environment (as I wrote before, some people on these forums can be die-hard fanatics and they use the anonymity of the Web to its full advantage). Since this is MY blog, I decided to answer those questions here completely and anyone who wants to comment, their comments are welcomed...


1. Which is the best sex toy: Fleshlights, meikis, or Tengas?

The answer to this question depends on what YOU are looking for. All the three brands / styles mentioned do their job (making a man cum with something different than their hands), but they do it differently. Some brands like Tenga are all about intensity: their toys tend to be a  wonder of technological masturbation with complex textures and weird but stylish toys. If you want to cum hard, fast and not being ashamed if someone finds your (unused) toy, Tengas are the answer.
Meikis are the place to go for realism. They have organic style interiors, often replicating vaginas of famous Japanese AV stars. With a softer material and organic textures, Meikis are the selection for guys looking to experience something closest to sex.
Fleshlights are for you if you want something to pound hard. Unlike the meikis, Fleshlights are sold with a case that allows for heavier pounding. Also, if you have a limited budget, Fleslights are a better value since they tend to last longer than the other toys.
So which one is the best? Personally, I prefer Fleshlights due to their overall value. I am a big guy and I can use the FLs without worrying about breaking them, tearing them, or making them useless - something I can't do with the Tenga or Meikis. Tengas are designed for a limited quantity of uses (most are disposable and even the Flip Holes are said to have a life of 50 uses) and Meiki's material tend to tear and rip after some abuse. Also the cost of toys is a factor to consider (at least for me is). The premium Meikis like the Ozawa and the ZYX are over $90 US (and hips are usually close to $300 US) while for that money I can get  2 or 3 Fleshlight sleeves depending on the texture. That said, I buy my toys based on the sensations I expect to feel with them and use them based on what I want to experience at the moment. For traveling, Tengas are my choice (discreet, fast, disposable). For fantasy orgies and hands free sessions, Fleshlights are my toy of choice (sturdy, sleeves attached to a specific sensation) and for long sessions when I look for realism, Meikis are the ones I pick up from my storage bin. So in summary, the best toy is the one that gives me what I want at the moment.

2. Why so many? Do you use them all? Do you have favorites?
Three questions that usually go together and often back to back.
I have lots of toys because I LOVE VARIETY and I am always horny. As a man (and more precisely, as a Latino), I was indoctrinated that a man must have more than one woman to avoid being bored. Since I don't like to cheat on my partner, and as said,  I'm always horny, the use of  sex toys has been a blessing for my relationships. The thing is that my desire for variety keeps me buying new toys with different textures to satisfy it. I'm not after the "Ultimate Orgasm" - I'm after having great new experiences.
I use ALL my toys regularly. Of course, having many means there is a longer cycle before I re-use any given toy. Now that I am doing the RPP, the cycle is even longer, but I always keep 3 toys accessible for a long night fantasy orgy now and then.
Yes, of course I have favorites. For regular use I like the Swallow, Love Humps, Mini Lotus, Wonder Wave, and Super Ribbed Fleshlights. For "special nights" (when I miss my GF), I use the ZXY, Forbidden FL, and Swallow either individually or as part of a fantasy orgy. For traveling my choice is one of the Flip Holes since they are extremely discreet.


3. Are you ashamed of using toys?
Not really, but it is something I don't discuss in real life with anyone. In my culture, it is insane to masturbate or use a sex toy as an adult when it is so "easy" to get real pussy / ass / mouth. Personally, getting sex in real life has been always "not so easy" since I am not physically attractive and I am kind of a loner. In addition, I don't enjoy casual sex - I prefer sex as part of a relationship - so I prefer to fuck a rubber pussy (that won't add to my existing problems) than fucking a one-night stand that screws the rest of my life.

4. Do your friends know about your toys?
As said, I don't discuss my toy use in real life. In fact, I don't discuss my sexual life with friends or family members. Most of my friends and family assume I am either gay or a "solteron" ( a guy that is still single after his 30s) because I had NEVER introduced them to any of my partners (I had a handful of sexual partners in my life but the number doesn't reach 30 even counting the ones I had in college). That is how private I am about my sex life in real life.

5. Do you think prostate stimulation is gay?
Culturally, I am not used to shove things into my ass. Latinos consider dealing with the backdoor as gay - having a prostate exam or a colonoscopy is a big deal where I come from. Personally, I am for new experiences and prostate milking / stimulation is something that caught my attention. I bought one of those stimulators (Aneros MGX) in Black Friday and after using it 3 times, the jury is still out. Lets say that I don't consider it a gay activity, but my respects for gays have increased tenfold. You need to be a real man to allow another guy fuck you in the ass...

6. What toy feels real?
Simple: NONE. Meikis are the closest to provide realistic sensations on your dick because of the organic textures, but no toy can replicate how a real vagina / ass / mouth behaves during sexual acts. They can give similar sensations, but no toy can give the whole experience that having sex with a woman (or man if that is your preference) gives. You can compare toys with your hand, but nothing else. 

7. What is the best lube?
I only use two lubes on a regular basis: Gun Oil H2O and home-made mixtures of Xantham Gum. My favorite is the Xantham Gum because it is cheap ($12 for a gallon),  I can control the thickness of the mixture and the quantity I need to use better than with any other lube and in addition, I can use it as therapeutic gel for massages after adding some essential oils. Gun Oil is my favorite for use away from home.

If you have any other question or comment, feel free to post them...

The RP Project #16: Misty Stone Bump 'N' Grind FLG

When you look at the Fleshlight Girls website, there are a few girls that stand out for the simple reason they are not Caucasian - Lupe Fuentes (Latina), Katsuni (Asian), and the most recent addition at the time of writing, Misty Stone (African American). Her "signing" as a Fleshlight Girl was well received by many loyal FLiers (hardcore Fleshlight users) that had been waiting for an African American model in the roster. Misty Stone received the "three-ways" treatment, launching molds of her pussy, asshole, and mouth with her own signature texture known as the Bump 'N' Grind (BnG). Is the BnG good? Is it different from the Vortex? I have tested it (extensively) and I am ready to give my opinion.

First Impressions:


The first thing you notice about the Misty Stone line is their color - its dark! It looks like HER! The new "caramel" color from ILF hits a good mark for those of us who are not Caucasian and makes complete sense for models who are ethnic (read: Non White. Thinking about it... Lupe FLGs would look good in a "light caramel" color... ). The texture by itself doesn't look impressive. The BnG is another composite texture made from known features: An entrance made of three rows of bumps (from the Swallow texture) separated by thin bands followed by a section of the Vortex texture. This pattern repeats on a second, smaller chamber and culminates with a circular bumps pattern at the exit. Looking at the cross section from the BnG, you can see that with a 5 incher, I was lucky to reach only the second section of bumps, which is not that bad. Looking at this texture, my first impression of the BnG was that it would be a good texture for mid duration sessions (about 30 - 45 minutes) and that feelings would be similar to the Vortex. 
Bump 'N' Grind Texture (Photo: ILF / Fleshlight)

Intensity (5 / 5)
When penetrating the BnG, its feedback is  immediate - the bumps and bands make their presence known, caressing first the head, then the shaft of the penis. Then you hit the familiar Vortex and with that the surprises it normally brings. If you recall, the Vortex is a texture with a long break-in period and whose feedback will vary based on how tight the FL end cap is. With the BnG, those characteristics are there added to the constant feedback  from the bumps giving a variety of feeling if you change the suction levels through the session as I did. The intensity of feelings varies from one feature to the other based on suction resulting in pleasure during use and good, toe curling orgasms.

Tightness (4/5)
The BnG tightness is FL average, but the bumps and bands at the entrance make it feel tighter than expected. Once inside, the textures make them felt at all times with an acceptable tightness.

Realism (3/5)
The BnG is not designed to be realistic and it shows during use. It keeps you hard, but if I have to compare the sensations to a real life sex act, I'll say it resembled an amateurish blow job - not great, but good enough to keep you interested and make you cum good.

Versatility (5/5)
The BnG is a good toy to use both as a stroking toy or hands-free. I could feel the textures better when stroking with the FL on my hand, but doing it hands free opened another door on sensations. Highly recommended for hands free sessions.

Lubricant use (5/5)
The BnG retained lube perfectly, especially during short to mid length sessions (30 - 45 minutes). In longer sessions (one I held to 60 minutes long), it needed re-activation with water.

Use (5/5)
I enjoyed using the BnG. No stickiness issues and no annoying noises. During use, if you use the case with full suction, the bumps are going to be most prominent. With no suction, the bumps are still there, but the Vortex section becomes the protagonist. Be sure to vary the suction level through the session to experiment a myriad of sensations on your penis. In my humble opinion, the BnG is one of the textures that allows the most fun during a session, giving full control over its duration.  

Hygiene (5 / 5)
As most Fleshlights, just place it under the faucet and flush between 30 and 60 seconds on both ends with running water. Not too difficult to clean.

Drying (5/5)
The BnG dried pretty well overnight.

Maintenance (5 / 5)
Just a periodical cornstarch rubbing for cleaning and to avoid stickiness. 

Tear and wear (5/5)
No tear and wear noticed after completing the evaluation periods.

Total score: 47 / 50

The BnG is an unassuming texture - it doesn't promise much, but used correctly can rock the world of its user. Personally, I would recommend this sleeve to anyone wanting to have a good time with the fantasy of fucking an African American (or a Latina). It is a fun toy to use and one of those toys perfect for a fantasy orgy.

As established in the captions, you could buy this toy from Fleshlight.com

FYI: For visual stimulus for this review, I used the following: Hustler's Barely Legal Baby Fat 2 and a collection of Misty Stone's scenes downloaded from web Tubes. I have never heard of Misty before buying the BnG, but she is good...
Good? OF COURSE SHE IS!!! (Photo: ILF / Fleshlight)


Next Stop: Vibro Original Lady Fleshlight

Sunday, December 5, 2010

I'm so sick... my Black Friday buys.

Before anyone tells me that Black Friday was last week, I need to say I KNOW! I write this post this week because I received my new additions on Friday  and really began to play with them yesterday, so is until today that I can share with you my friend my opinions on these new rubber pussies...

1. Ice Crystal Fleshlight
The recently launched Crystal texture from our friends from ILF takes a lot of influences from Japanese toys - different textures, varying the canal diameter, and even including a stimulation orb placed strategically for those of us with shorter penises. The testing session proved this sleeve as one with promises of intensity and good control over the orgasms.

2. Tera Patrick's Twista Fleshlight Girl
The Twista is one of the most recommended textures in the Fleshlight forum and I found why in my test flight with it. Like the Wonder Wave it provides constant stimulation, but being a single twisting spiral with a canal that reduces gradually in diameter, it provides sensations on the penis head that few textures can provide.

3. Eva Angelina's .69 Caliber FLG
The .69 Caliber was one of those textures that had been lurking in the back of my head since it was released but always lost to other textures thanks to its gimmicky interior. It is basically a smooth texture with chambers shaped in form of a bullet. Surprisingly, it is a good stimulating sleeve, with the smaller parts of the bullet feeling good enough to keep it interesting.


4. Innocent Younger Sister
One of the highest selling toys from Japan, this sleeve is tight, has a nicely complex texture and promises to give a bunch of wild orgasms.

5. Seven Teen Evo
Another high quality sleeve from the Far East. This one is tight, realistic enough and based on the reviews on the Toy Demon forum, a pleasure to use.

6. Clone Meiki Mint Suzuki
A clear sleeve from Japan. I bought this meiki to test the quality of the clear toys and sad to say this thing is stickier than the Ice FL (which is sticky as hell). Although the sleeve feels disgustingly sticky, the interior promises to be a good, tight resemblance to anal sex.

7. Clone Meiki Tsubomi
Another meiki on the mid level range, this is slightly scaled down and promises a pleasurable time with a realistic and soft interior texture.

8. Aneros MGX
This one is really a new frontier for me. The Aneros is a prostate masagger / stimulator, meaning it has to be inserted anally to be used. Being Latino, anything that involves inserting something in your backdoor for pleasure equals homosexual tendencies, but I decided to try something new every year, so this is the new thing. After reading much about the benefits of prostate stimulation, I decided to take the plunge and try it first hand (or first hole) and later say if it's worth the trauma of loosing the anal cherry.

By the way, this is my last planned buy of sex toys until June of next year. I already have way too many...

Friday, December 3, 2010

The RP Project #15: Alien Fleshlight (2010)

The Alien Fleshlight - a specialty Fleshlights first released a few years ago with the then new Vortex texture. It was well received by many users, but it was supposed to be a limited release - which in fact was. When it was removed from circulation, its legend began to grow among hard core Fleshlight users. It became a cult item and ILF listened to its customers and made a re-launch of the blue pussy with a double clit, this time with a combined, exclusive texture. Why the fuss? It is as good as expected?  Is it a good fantasy item? After following the rules set for the Rubber Pussy Project, it's time to give a verdict.

First Impressions:
Of course the first thing to notice when looking at the Alien is the color. This fucker is blue - a popular color color for aliens even before Mr. Cameron made another truckload of money with Avatar. The second thing to notice is that the Alien pussy has two clits, something only an extraterrestrial can have.   When looking at the new texture, instead of the first edition Vortex texture, now we find an exclusive combination texture composed by  an entrance based on the Vortex texture (the ridges are bigger and softer than in the regular Vortex), the Lotus cervical node, and a series of bumps taken from the STU. This combination promises two things: 1) a good, intense session and 2) a possible high learning curve thanks to the presence of the Vortex-like entrance.

Intensity (4 / 5)
The Alien resulted being not that intense. It provides immediate feedback, but it is subtler than expected. Don't be fooled though, the Alien provides really good and intense orgasms, especially when alternating between stroking and hands free use. The orgasms built gradually thanks to the softer vortex entrance and STU bumps - the Alien bumps are softer than the STU's, therefore the intensity is reduced but still good enough to provoke vocal orgasms.

Tightness (3/5)
Honestly, if you are looking for a tight pussy, don't look here. The orifice is possibly the widest of all Fleshlights (not necessarily a bad thing), and the interior felt as wide as the Original. The width and the softer textures still provide a good stimulus, but at times I felt like I was fucking one of the Avatar chicks - the pussy of a 9-feet alien.

Realism (3/5)
I don't know about you, but I doubt that anyone had fucked an alien. What I know is that the Alien feels pretty good and very similar to vortex... so lets give it a 3 just because it's good enough to fantasize fucking either a non-human or a big wide human pussy.

Versatility (5/5)
The alien is a good toy to use both as a stroking toy or hands-free. Stroking felt slightly better, but either way the Alien delivers.

Lubricant use (5/5)
The Alien retains lube perfectly, especially for short to mid length sessions (20 - 45 minutes).

Use (4/5)
I only have one major complain when using the Alien - it is fucking sticky. I had to lube the orifice to avoid feeling the stickiness on my genital area. Apparently the sticky Aliens came from the same batch since in the forum only of us complained about the stickiness and many others that bought the toy have said theirs are not sticky, 

Hygiene (5 / 5)
As most Fleshlights, just place it under the faucet and flush between 30 and 60 seconds on both ends with running water. Not too difficult to clean.

Drying (5/5)
The Alien dried pretty well overnight.

Maintenance (4 / 5)
Because of its stickiness, I cornstarch the sleeve after every 5 sessions to keep it in an acceptable state of use.

Tear and wear (5/5)
No tear and wear noticed after completing the evaluation periods.

Total score: 44 / 50

The Alien is really a fantasy item than anything else. It is a good sleeve, but its width and unexpected "softness" don't deliver the "out of this world" experience it promised. 

As established in the captions, you could buy this toy from Fleshlight.com

FYI: For visual stimulus for this review, I used 18 Years Old Teens Love Cum Volume 3 from Devils Films and yes, the Avatar spoof sold in a combo with the Alien. Personally I liked the spoof, but the 3D versions sucks in a bad, bad way.... 

Next Stop: Misty Stone's Bump'N'Grind FLG

Saturday, November 27, 2010

The RP Project #14: Spread Eagle SIAC (Mini Vortex)

As I mentioned in my last post, I almost discarded this Sex In A Can (SIAC) because I didn't like how it felt. The issue was the Vortex texture: It has a longer break-in period than any other texture, so the first 5 to 12 sessions won't feel as good as they should. After the number of sessions, I began to feel the texture and I'm glad I kept this SIAC... especially since ILF discontinued its production in April of 2010.

First Impressions:
As you can see in the accompanying photo (courtesy from www.fleshjack.com.tw), the Spread Eagle main characteristic was the pussy mold. The orifice was a pussy with big lips, unlike the typical Fleshlight / SIAC lady orifice which is a thin, "younger" looking orifice. Inside, you encountered a scaled down version of the Vortex texture with the same variation in diameter but made more intense thanks to the SIAC's reduced scale.  What I expected the first time I saw this texture? I expected a visit to heaven... and I can say I've been there a few times since breaking this texture.

Intensity (5 / 5)
As with its bigger "sister", the mini Vortex is intense, but not overwhelmingly. Just like the full size version, it provides immediate feedback, but here the innate tightness of the SIACs make the texture much more present - even when removing the endcap completely. Pleasure hits you hard after a few minutes of use and keeps you on the edge for minutes before you have no other option that surrender to a toe-curling orgasm. Just take the orgasms with the Vortex and multiply the intensity by three...

Tightness (5/5)
As all SIACs, the Spread Eagle is tight. Unlike the Lotus Lager, the mini vortex didn't require to be fully erected to use it. Once you are 3/4 erect you can penetrate the Eagle and after a few short strokes you will be steel hard. One thing I found during use was that using the top cap on the cap on the bottom gives a suction perfect for stroking and fucking unlike the shorter end cap that creates a vacuum effect when fully tightened.

Realism (4/5)
Using the mini Vortex is like penetrating a young, inexperienced woman in her early 20's. Everything I wrote about the Vortex in this category applies to its mini version with the exception of the suction. To feel like vaginal sex, you need to remove the end cap completely. To replicate oral sex, I had to use the larger cap with only 1/4 tightened in. Any more tightening, and the SIAC risks becoming a vise on the penis. Again, 4 out of 5 in realism.

Versatility (5/5)
As its larger sister, the Spread Eagle is a versatile sleeve: it can be used hands free, is a perfect stroker giving a range of realistic sensations, and you can pound it hard either way without problems. If you want longer sessions, add a thicker lube (or "over lube") and don't use the end cap at all. If intensity is the name of the game, use a thinner lube and use the sleeve with the larger end cap about half tightened.

Lubricant use (5/5)
The min Vortex retains lube perfectly, especially for short to mid length sessions (20 - 45 minutes). Again, depending on the sensations I wanted to experience, I added more lube to replicate one thing or another but the sleeve was good with the standard original quantity of lube.

Use (4/5)
The only complain I have about the Vortex is the long "break-in" period. If the sleeve had a lower "break-in" curve, it would be perfect.

Hygiene (5 / 5)
As most Fleshlights, just place it under the faucet and flush between 30 and 60 seconds on both ends with running water. Not too difficult to clean.

Drying (5/5)
The mini Vortex dried pretty well overnight. It is good to mention that with the current colder weather, the sleeves takes more to dry, since air is colder and my apartment tends to remain humid during the day. That is until my landlord begins to provide steam later in the season.

Maintenance (5 / 5)
No special maintenance required for long term storage besides some corn starch. 

Tear and wear (5/5)
No tear and wear noticed after completing the evaluation periods.
 
Total score: 48 / 50

From almost trashed to one of the best sleeves. It is a shame that ILF decided to stop doing this SIAC, but I believe this is not the last time it is going to be offered. Hopefully ILF make it available in the future as a special edition or as part of a combo texture.

As established in the captions, you could buy this toy from Fleshlight.com

FYI: For visual stimulus for this review, I used Teens Love Cum Volume 3 from Devils Films and a collection of old Lolita video clips and photos from my collection. 

Next Stop: Alien Fleshlight V2.0

Sunday, November 21, 2010

The RP Project #13: Lady Vortex Fleshlight

When you begin to use male sex toys, one of the best places to get information about them is the vendors' public forum where users share their personal experiences with their toys. For example, both ILF / Fleshligh and Toy Demon have their forums where you can interact with fellow masturbators (Fleshlight forurm, Toy Demon forum). Why I mention this in this entry? Because if it wasn't for the Fleshlight user forum I would never bought the Vortex FL. My first Fleshlight purchase included the now discontinued mini-Vortex and honestly, I hated that texture at the time. Reading the forum let me know that the Vortex texture had a long "break-in" period (meaning I had to use the fucker more to begin to enjoy it). After the 12th use, I really began to enjoy the mini-Vortex, prompting me to finally get the full sized version months ago. Was it a good buy? Lets see...



First Impressions:

The Vortex Fleshlight (Photo property of ILF / Fleshlight)
The vortex is a combo texture were you have more than one thing stimulating your penis. You have both the spiraled sections and the varying diameter canal to squeeze your penis during use. When I looked at it for the first time, it promised an intense experience and with the rating of 4 out of 5 from ILF, I was expecting a different and unique orgasm.

Intensity (5 / 5)
I would say that the Vortex is intense, but not overwhelmingly. It provides immediate feedback - I felt the spirals right away during the first use of this evaluation (I had "broken" the texture months ago), and the canal variation created a subtle suction that was more than pleasurable. The real intensity of this texture is how it keeps you on the edge. During the evaluation sessions, the Vortex kept me in a state of  "almost there" for periods between 10 and 15 minutes, sometimes taking my breath away before a toe clenching orgasm. Orgasms with the Vortex are not earth-shaking or ball-draining, but are good enough to justify a perfect score.

Tightness (4/5)
The Vortex is a perfect texture to penetrate at half-mast. It is tight enough to allow growth but never grips the penis in a way that you feel you are into a vacuum cleaner. If you are looking for constant pressure, this is not a sleeve for you, since the chambers vary in diameter, tightening only in some sections.

Realism (4/5)
The Vortex is probably the most realistic texture from ILF. Depending on the tightness of the end cap and the lube you use, it feels close to either a blow job or as vaginal sex. Lubed and with the end cap fully tightened, it felt very close to vaginal sex - the spirals are less pronounced and the canal variation felt like a vagina contracting on my penis. With the end cap lose 3/4 of the way, the spirals come to life and intensity ramps up, feeling as teeth softly biting. Add a little bit of extra lube at that point and you have a good replica of a blow job.  It feels close enough to get 4 points out of 5.

Versatility (5/5)
The Vortex is a versatile sleeve: it can be used hands free, is a perfect stroker giving a range of realistic sensations, and you can pound it hard either way without problems. You want longer sessions, add a thicker lube (or "over lube") and tighten the end cap all the way. You want intensity, use a thinner lube and use the sleeve without the end cap and you'll be trashing your bed or chair after a few minutes. What else can you ask from an artificial  vagina?

Lubricant use (5/5)
The Vortex retains lube perfectly, especially for short to mid length sessions (20 - 45 minutes). Again, depending on the sensations I wanted to experience, I added more lube to replicate one thing or another but the sleeve was good with the standard original quantity of lube.

Use (4/5)
The only complain I have about the Vortex is the long "break-in" period. As I wrote on the introduction, I hated the mini-Vortex because it didn't feel right the first time I used it - what happened to me with the mini-Vortex had happened to a lot of Fleshlight users with the Vortex. You use it once and you feel frustrated by it - it makes you cum, but there is something missing. You find that "something missing" after a few more uses (twelve uses on my case) and then you realize how good the texture is. The "break" period is different for everyone, but it is at least 5 uses based on the FL forum comments. If the sleeve had a lower "break-in" curve, it would be perfect.

Hygiene (5 / 5)
As most Fleshlights, just place it under the faucet and flush between 30 and 60 seconds on both ends with running water. Not too difficult to clean.

Drying (5/5)
The Vortex dried pretty well overnight. It is good to mention that with the current colder weather, the sleeves takes more to dry, since air is colder and my apartment tends to remain humid during the day. That is until my landlord begins to provide steam later in the season.

Maintenance (5 / 5)
No special maintenance required for long term storage besides some corn starch. 

Tear and wear (5/5)
No tear and wear noticed after completing the evaluation periods.
 
Total score: 47 / 50

If you are considering a "classic" Fleshlight for either yourself or as a gift, the Vortex is a great choice. It is a pleasurable sleeve, versatile, and as said before, maybe the most realistic feeling texture I had reviewed from the ones available from Fleshlight. Just be aware of the "break-in" period / learning curve this texture has because the first few uses are frustrating.

As established in the captions, you can buy this toy from Fleshlight.com.

FYI: I barely used visual stimuli for these sessions. During the first two sessions I used "sleeping" / fake rape clips I downloaded from XVideos.com, then for the remaining three sessions I went with personal fantasies. Maybe I will share them here later or publish them at Literotica.com.

Next Stop: Spread Eagle SIAC (mini-Vortex).

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

The RP Project #12: Meiki Zhang Xiao Yu

First Impressions:

As I wrote for the Kasuni's review, "What's not to like from Asian women?" This installment of the Rubber Pussy Project deals with a toy considered the Cadillac of Asian sex toys: the Zhang Xiao  Yu Meiki. "Meiki" is a Japanese word meaning "good pussy" and most meiki toys delivers. The Zhang Xiao Yu (or ZXY) looks very interesting - the exterior is a miniature torso reproduction of the Chinese model Zhang Xiao Yu, and unlike other toys, the ZXY has a pink interior thanks to a double layer construction. The exterior layer is a typical Meiki soft material resembling flesh while the interior (the pink part) is a slightly stronger material with the textures to stimulate the penis. At first look, the interior textures are inviting: their shapes look organic, seemingly reproducing a real life vagina. Is the ZXY as good as people say? It is going to hold its ground after being pounded mercilessly or it is going to rip as the mini meiki? With those questions, I began the review of the well known meiki toy.
The ZXY as you receive it... (Photo courtesy of ToyDemon.com)

Intensity (5 / 5)
The interior canal of the ZXY  showing the dual layers. (Photo: ToyDemon.com)

Something about the meikis that I really like is that their textures are very organic. You feel the textures as soon as you penetrate the toy and the sensations grow during use. The ZXY is not an exception. As I penetrated it, I could feel the different stimulation areas. During use, I not only felt the main stimulating surfaces, but also felt the more subtle realistic textures. The internal material has an almost natural stickiness to it and the moderate suction of the toy made me have five of the most powerful and pleasurable orgasms I had in my life. They built up in an extremely natural way - slowly and constantly until the complete ejaculation.

Tightness (4/5)
The ZXY is not too tight. It allows for liberal movement while providing constant stimulation.

Realism (5/5)
Honestly, penetrating the ZXY felt just like penetrating a juicy, horny vagina. If you are looking for realism, this is the toy to have.

Versatility (5/5)
Originally, I was afraid to use the ZXY hands free. After all, the material on the outer layer is so soft that I felt the pillows' covers would damage it. Well, I should not have feared. The ZXY worked perfectly on the hands free sessions as well on the stroking sessions. The textures felt sharper on the stroking sessions, making me ejaculate in 25 minutes while the hands free sessions lasted about 45 minutes. Adding to its versatility, the ZXY feels totally different when turned to replicate doggy style / missionary / scooping positions. Perfect score in this category.

Lubricant use (5/5)
The ZXY used one third of the lube I normally use with the full size Fleshlights, so it started on the right note. Once lubed, this toy retains lubricant perfectly requiring no additional lube even during longer sessions (45 minutes or more).

Use (5/5)
What can be said about the ZXY during use? It feels great, it uses just a few drops of lube, it is versatile, and it behaves almost as a real vagina. Perfect score in this category...

Hygiene (5 / 5)
At first I was afraid the ZXY would be a nightmare for cleaning. It ended being as easy to clean as my Fleshlights. I placed the toy under the dishwasher faucet and opened the faucet on a mid level pressure. The ZXY basically pushes the water back out, so I was not forced to scoop any semen from the interior of the toy - the flowing water cleaned the inside pretty well although the meiki is a closed ended toy. In addition, the ZXY can be cleaned with soap, allowing for a better hygiene if you are afraid of germs.

Drying (5/5)
Another surprise here. The ZXY dried pretty well overnight without any special drying method. To accelerate the drying, I used a microfiber cloth to avoid lint inside the toy.

Maintenance (5 / 5)
No special maintenance required for long term storage. 

Tear and wear (5/5)
No tear and wear noticed after completing the evaluation periods.
 
Total score: 49 / 50

Lets say this: If you want to have an experience with a masturbation toy, you MUST BUY the ZXY. With the proper care, this pricey Meiki (about $90) is a long-term investment you won't regret. If you are a virgin, this toy will allow you to experience something close to the real thing. If you are an experienced guy, the ZXY helps you to keep that libido under check. Anyway, the ZXY is a must have toy.

As established in the captions, you can buy this toy from ToyDemon.com.

FYI: The visual stimuli for these sessions was provided by Tokyo Hot. Seeing five guys unloading inside a late-20's Japanese woman is something to watch while having sex with a replica of a beautiful mid 20's Chinese woman.

Next Stop: Vortex Fleshlight.

Friday, November 12, 2010

The RP Project #11: Jenna Haze's Maze FLG

First Impressions:

The Jenna Haze Maze Fleshlight is the signature texture for Jenna Haze. This texture is really strange - a series of alternate square nods spaced evenly every inch. The first impression was "How this thing feels?" Squares on my dick? Lets go to the review and rate this unique texture.

Maze texture. Photo property of ILF, Inc / Fleshlight.com

Intensity (4 / 5)
Unlike other textures, the Maze provides immediate feedback on penetration - and never allows you to forget it. The feeling is a constant pressure in alternate areas of your penis, not too much, but enough to remind you that you are fucking a squared nod. I felt that pressure throughout the duration of my sessions, gripping my little friend, squeezing it all the time. The funny thing is that the sensation is kind of gentle - given that enough lube is used and that you don't go crazy on the stroking speed. End cap suction gave different sensations, the tighter the end cap, the more you feel the squeeze but the nods don't feel as pointy / squared as expected. With a looser end cap, the edges of the nods come to life, giving more stimulation to the penis. Orgasm build up is sudden -  I was surprised by them twice during my sessions. Although sudden, orgasms were long and subtle. Imagine fucking a woman and suddenly "Oh shit... I'm cumming!" I expect subtle orgasms with sleeves giving me more control - not with a sleeve that surprises me, therefore 4 out of 5 in intensity.

Tightness (4/5)
The Maze is not too tight - you can say it is tight enough to provide stimulation while still giving space for head expansion during orgasm.

Realism (1/5)
Have you ever fucked a square pussy? If so, then this texture would feel real to you. Personally, I have never penetrated a square textured pussy, so no realism here...

Versatility (5/5)
I used the Maze both hands free and lying on my back and in both positions, sessions were satisfactory. The boxy texture felt sharper during the stroking sessions, while they were way subtler on the hands free ones (mostly due to end cap tightening). Turning the FL 90 degrees around your dick allows to stimulate its sides, making the session feel different. In general, the Maze is versatile and works as a charm in both positions.

Lubricant use (5/5)
Once lubed, this sleeve retains lubricant perfectly requiring no additional lube even during longer sessions (45 minutes or more).

Use (4/5)
The Maze can become boring at times due to the focal pressure on the penis - it is only stimulated where the squares are touching your penis. Unlike other nod based textures where there are nods surrounding the penis, the Maze only works two sides of the penis at once. For longer sessions that became a "meh" sensation that possibly lead to the "surprise" orgasms. Since you get used to the sensations in parts of your penis, you don't get as involved as in with other textures such as the Love Humps or the mini Lotus.

Hygiene (5 / 5)
As most Fleshlights, the Maze is easy to clean - just place it under running water and allow water to clean the interior canal. It is important to notice that the side walls of this FLG are thinner than other FLs, so the user must be careful with the water pressure to avoid punctures to the sleeve.

Drying (5/5)
Pretty fast drying using the wire hanger method.

Maintenance (5 / 5)
No special maintenance required besides cornstarch for long term storage. 

Tear and wear (5/5)
No tear and wear noticed after completing the evaluation periods.
 
Total score: 43 / 50

All factors considered, the Maze is a fun texture to use for short and mid-duration sessions (between 10-25 minutes). I won't recommend the Maze for longer sessions for the fact that it can become boring after a while.
As established in the captions, you can buy this toy from Fleshlight.com

FYI: The visual stimuli for these sessions was provided by Taboo American Style Parts 1-4. Nothing better than some old-school (1985) porn to have sessions with an unique texture. Raven (now in her late 40's) looked the part of a teenager who used her sexuality to achieve whatever she wanted regardless of the consequences. A movie recommended to any one missing porn with acceptable acting and a plot.

Next Stop: Meiki Zhang Xiao Yu

Saturday, November 6, 2010

More changes to the Rubber Pussy Project...

I know, I know, more changes...
 If you read my review of the Mini Meiki, those toys should be considered single use toys, so I am removing the mini meiki Kotone from the RPP and including the newly acquired Misty Stone's Swallow FLG. The new schedule is as follows:

  1. Lotus Lager Sex In A Can (US) - DONE
  2. Lupe Fuentes Mini Lotus FLG (US) - DONE
  3. Jesse Jane Gauntlet FLG (US) - DONE
  4. Tenga Flip Hole Black (JAP) - DONE
  5. Teagan Presley Love Humps FLG (US) - DONE
  6. Stamina Training Unit FL (US) -  DONE
  7. Ultra Tight  (Butt) FL (US) - DONE 
  8. Mini Meiki Chinatsu - DONE
  9. Jenna Haze Forbidden FLG (US) - DONE
  10. Katsuni Lotus Garden FLG (US) - DONE
  11. Jenna Haze Maze FLG (US) - DONE
  12. Mini Meiki Kotone - REMOVED from RPP
  13. Meiki Zhang Xiao Yu (JAP) - DONE
  14. Vortex FL (US) - DONE
  15. Spread Eagle SIAC (US) - DONE
  16. Alien FL (US) - DONE
  17. Misty Stone's Bump'n'Grind FLG (US) - DONE
  18. Vibro Pink Original Lady FL (US) - DONE
  19. O' Doyles Stout SIAC (US) - DONE
  20. Riley Steele Nipple Alley FLG (US)
  21. Wonder Wave FL (US)
  22. Super Tight Ice FL (US)
  23. Tenga Flip Hole White (JAP)
  24. Abbey's Secret SIAC (US)
  25. Succu Dry SIAC (US)
  26. Stoya Destroya FLG (US)
  27. Super Ribbed FL Butt (US)
  28. Sukit SIAC (US)
  29. Misty Stone's Swallow FLG (US)
  30. Vibro Cyclone FL (US)
  31. Clone Meiki Meguru Kosaka (JAP)
Due to the elimination of the Mini Meiki Kotone and the addition of the Swallow, the ratio between Japanese toys and Fleshlights is almost 10:1. Still, I should be able to provide good reviews. In the case of the Vibro FLs, I will distribute the sessions as follows: HF 3 bullets, HF 2 bullets, HF 1 bullet, HF no bullets, stroker 2 bullets. I am forcing myself to avoid buying additional toys until the end of the RPP (yeah right!).

The RP Project #10: Katsuni's Lotus Garden FLG

Asian women had been always my favorite - petite, delicate appearance, and totally depraved sex hidden under a shy exterior. What not to love about them? When ILF unveiled a FLG featuring Katsuni, I immediately considered it. I love her scenes because she always seems to be 100% in it. Also she is in her 30's - the perfect age for women IMO. Add an insane looking texture like the Lotus Garden and they got me. After following the rules established for the Rubber Pussy Project, lets go with the review:

First Impressions:


The Katsuni Lotus Garden has an entrance molded after the porn star's often abused pussy. The exterior looks inviting, but the interior is a texture with the infamous Lotus' Cervical Node: a structure designed to replicate the feeling of passing a woman's cervix. The Lotus / Mini Lotus became famous because of that node and the Lotus Garden capitalizes on it by being the its only feature. Yes, Katsuni doesn't have one or two of these nodes - all the sleeve are cervical nodes, so you'll be popping cervices as long is your penis.  What to expect? Maybe too much intensity, maybe a boring sensation, but a lot of popping for sure.
Katsuni's Lotus Garden  interior texture. Photo: ILF Inc.


Intensity (4 / 5)
This is a difficult sleeve to rate. At initial penetration, the Lotus Garden doesn't give too much feedback. I felt the pop of the cervical nodes as I passed them, but it is not an initial extreme sensation like the ones you feel with the STU. I felt the material rings squeezing my penis, but that sensation modified depending on how I penetrated the sleeve: how deep, fast, hard would provide a completely different sensation. End cap suction played a big influence on intensity - the tighter the end cap, the tighter I felt the nodes pressure around my penis, the looser the end cap, the more overall material I felt around my penis. Any way, the orgasm was intense enough to make me stay inside it a couple of minutes after cumming hard. The lack of immediate feedback lowers the score to 4 out of 5.

Tightness (5/5)
The Garden is tight thanks to the accumulation of material inside the sleeve. When I used it, it felt like I was fucking a mature woman that had been without sex for a while. Something important: Like the Mini Lotus and the Lotus Lager, you need to be fully erect to use this sleeve. Half mast would not allow you to pass the cervical nodes. Once inside it helps to keep you erect, but I experienced a frustrating limping effect when trying to fuck this sleeve without a full erection.

Realism (4/5)
The Garden is not designed to simulate real sex of any kind. But after the third session, when I used it with the end cap almost completely off, I felt I was fucking a mature woman that had been without sex for years. The tightness and the sensation of the material gave that feeling - a sensation that is unique on this sleeve (as far as the RPP testing). That great feeling made me cum hard on the last three sessions, making my mind to have fantasies of some of the MILFs living on my apartment building. 

Versatility (4/5)
The Garden feels more "natural" when using it hands free. While using it lying on my back, the popping of the cervical nodes was too strong on my penis head sometimes even hurting it a little bit (I'm uncut). Hands free sessions were a lot more pleasurable and even fun to use. 

Lubricant use (5/5)
Once lubed, this sleeve retains lubricant perfectly requiring no additional lube even during longer sessions (45 minutes or more).

Use (4/5)
As noted in the tightness section, forget fucking this sleeve if you are not fully erect. I had to abort one session simply because my penis went half mast and I couldn't penetrate the Garden (I finished that session with the Swallow - a texture I have to add to the RPP list). Besides that and the popping noises typical of the Lotus family, there were no  major issues while using the Garden.  

Hygiene (5 / 5)
As most Fleshlights, the Garden is easy to clean - just place it under running water and allow water to clean the interior canal.

Drying (2/5)
This is the Achilles tendon of this sleeve. Due to its exclusive reliance on the cervical node, the Garden takes forever to dry up completely. It takes between 12 and 30 hours to dry completely using the regular hanger method. To speed the drying process, I had to squeeze the texture after cleaning it to remove excess water (the nodes are notorious water traps), and add some alcohol to its interior. Even after that, it took more than 8 hours for the Garden to fully dry.

Maintenance (4 / 5)
Requires alcohol to speed drying process. 

Tear and wear (5/5)
No tear and wear noticed after completing the evaluation periods.
Total score: 42 / 50

Considering all factors, the Garden is a nice sleeve. It is intense and provides unique sensations. Unfortunately, the need to be fully erect to be able to penetrate it and the painfully slow drying time lower the score of an interesting sleeve. 

As established in the captions, you can buy this toy from Fleshlight.com

FYI: The visual stimuli for these sessions was provided by Bangkok Suckee Fuckee 5 and Dirty Rotten Mother Fuckers 4 . Loved the maid scene from Dirty Rotten and the last two girls from Suckee Fuckee - specially the pig tailed girl. She looked like Katsuni in her early 20s (with a flatter chest of course).

Next Stop: Jenna Haze's Maze Fleshlight.

Saturday, October 30, 2010

The RP Project #9: Jenna Haze's Forbidden FLG

For many men, convincing their wives and girlfriends of having anal sex is almost impossible. The Forbidden texture from ILF promises to give the pleasure of anal sex without the need to plea with your wife / girlfriend.   After following the rules established for the Rubber Pussy Project, lets go with the review:

First Impressions:
The Jenna Haze Forbidden has an entrance molded after Jenna Haze's famous ass. The texture is a combination of a micro-ribbed entrance, followed by a smooth wavy canal. At first glance, it looks like a texture good for long sessions with a lot of intensity at the entrance thanks for the ribs.  It doesn't seem intense or tight, so I didn't expect spectacular sessions.
Forbidden internal texture (Photo property of ILF, Inc. / Fleshlight.com)


Intensity (5 / 5)
The Forbidden is one of those textures that doesn't promise intensity at first, but delivers a constant pleasure during the sessions with it. At entrance, the Forbidden doesn't give immediate feedback - it feels good, but it doesn't hit you with waves of sensations like the Gauntlet or the Tenga Flip Hole. The intensity of this sleeve builds up gradually - slowly but constantly. After 5 to 10 minutes into the session, you begin to feel the build up. The pleasure takes you to feel close to orgasm, but it keeps you there until you decide to finish. It is a texture that gives total control over the session and when you finally decide to orgasm, it provides those orgasms that leave you panting and with weakened knees.

Tightness (4/5)
The Forbidden is just perfect in the tightness category. With the end cap fully tightened, the suction feels somewhat natural, allowing for natural thrusting.   

Realism (5/5)
Again, I'm not a big fan of anal sex, but the texture of the Forbidden felt almost identical to the times I fucked former girlfriends in the ass. The micro ribs at the entrance make a good simulation of the sphincter entrance and the wavy smooth interior gives the right amount of stimulation to the penis head and shaft. While using it, I often forgot I was fucking an inanimate object and started to thrust the FL exactly as when having the real thing.

Versatility (4/5)
The Forbidden feels much better when using it with a hands free method. As a stroker, it does the job, but the canal doesn't feel as pleasurable. with the hands free method, I had much more control and was able to enjoy the texture much more.

Lubricant use (4/5)
The Forbidden required some re-wetting at occasions, but as a general rule, it retained lube pretty well.

Use (4/5)
Besides the occasional whistling noises, there were no  major issues while using the Forbidden.  

Hygiene (5 / 5)
As most Fleshlights, the Forbidden is easy to clean - just place it under running water and allow water to clean the interior canal.

Drying (4/5)
The Forbidden dried completely in about 4 hours using the hanger method.

Maintenance (5 / 5)
No special maintenance required.

Tear and wear (5/5)
No tear and wear noticed after completing the evaluation periods.
Total score: 45 / 50

Considering all factors, the Forbidden is a must have toy. The gradual intensity sensations are my personal favorites and the control this sleeve provides are something every man should experience.

As established in the captions, you can buy this toy from Fleshlight.com

FYI: The visual stimuli for these sessions was provided by 18 Years Old Love Cum Vol 2. This is a teen compilation from Devil's Films. Love the petite brunette on the last scene.

Next Stop: Katsumi's  Lotus Garden Fleshlight.

Saturday, October 23, 2010

The RP Project #8: Super Mini Meiki Chinatsu

The eighth review of the Rubber Pussy Project discusses the Super Mini Meiki Chinatsu, probably the most affordable meiki (loosely translated from Japanese as "pleasurable vagina"). This toy is sold in the U.S. by Toy Demon and as the name says, it is a small size meiki style vagina. With a price close to the $10, it has a small size: 4.5 inches long by 2.5 inches wide by 2.5 inches tall.  After trying to follow the rules established for the Rubber Pussy Project, lets go with the review:

First Impressions:
This meiki gives the impression of being extremely delicate and that it will break during the first use. After all, it only costs $10 - the price of single use onaholes from TENGA is around $15 - and its size simply screamed "fragile" and "wimpy" as soon I unpacked it.
Photo Property of ToyDemon.com

Photo Property of ToyDemon.com


Intensity (4 / 5)
Being that small, the Super Mini Meiki Chinatsu (Chinatsu from now on) gives a pleasurable intensity. It is not super intense, but it provides enough stimulation to both the head and the shaft to do the job. Orgasms with the Chinatsu are very close to the ones you feel during vaginal sex: a slow build up that allows some control of the ejaculation.

Tightness (4/5)
With its measurements, I expected a tighter fit, but instead I had an almost natural fit. The Chinatsu expanded enough to allow my penis to penetrate it without major issues and although use was not as smooth as expected, the Chinatsu was comfortably snug to do its job.  

Realism (4/5)
Meikis are all about realism and even in the lowest priced meiki around you feel that desire to achieve some realism. The Chinatsu feels real enough for you to forget that you are fucking a rubber pussy - given that you don't move too much or it begins to slip from your lubed hands.

Versatility (2/5)
The Chinatsu is a stroker - period. Its size, material, and weight doesn't allow for handsfree operation unless you can fit this mini meiki in a love  body (which I don't have).

Lubricant use (5/5)
This toy is lube heaven. Due to its size, it used 1/3 of the lube I normally use with Fleshlights. It also retains lube nicely thanks to its internal complex shapes.

Use (1/5)
Using this toy can be a difficult experience due to the size of the toy. Since the internal canal is about 4 inches long, you remain with half an inch of material dangling on top of your penis, hitting your hand while stroking. I found that totally annoying and distracting. Also, as said before, the Chinatsu is too small and light for hands free operation and if there is lube on your stroking hand, good look trying to keep a hold of this toy. It is really soft and with lubed hands, it becomes slippery as a bar of soap.

Hygiene (3 / 5)
Any toy that requires me to stick my fingers into it to completely clean my semen from its interior bothers me. The Chinatsu required me to squeeze it first to remove my semen, then rinse its interior with water and then insert my finger to sccop any remainder. I prefer to clean a Fleshlight hands down.

Drying (3/5)
The Chinatsu took 36 hours to dry completely - way too much time to dry. The faster way to clean this toy is turning it inside out, but you have to do it carefully to avoid ripping the toy. 

Maintenance (5 / 5)
No special maintenance required - if it lasted enough...

Tear and wear (0/5)
This toy should be sold under the "one-time" use category. Although I was able to squeeze 3 good orgasms from it, the Chinatsu became unusable after the third session thanks to two deep gashes on the underside of the entrance. Too sad for a good feeling, economical toy.

Total score: 31 / 50

All aspects considered, the Super Mini Meiki Chinatsu is a good single use rubber pussy. I would consider this toy a good travel companion and a beginner's toy for those asking for reality on their sexual toys. Expect to get between 1 and 5 sessions from it, using it exclusively as a stroker.

As established in the captions, you can buy this toy from ToyDemon.com.

FYI: The visual stimuli for these sessions was provided by 18 Years Old Love Cum Vol 1. This is a teen compilation from Devil's Films. My favorites are scenes 2 and 4 where you have a petite Black / Latina being tag teamed and a short haired redhead who looks great. Special points to scene 3's facial on a brunette...

Next Stop: The Forbidden Fleshlight.

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

The RP Project #7: Ultra Tight Butt Fleshlight

The seventh review of the Rubber Pussy Project discusses one of my favorite Fleshlights - the Ultra Tight Butt. This is the tightest available in the Fleshlight roster with a width of only 1/4" diameter - one third the diameter of the Original texture. Pair the tight diameter with a small anal opening and you have an unique  experience. After following the rules established for the Rubber Pussy Project, lets go with the review:

First Impressions:
This Fleshlight is sold as the closest to have anal sex with a virgin. The idea is simple: tightest canal with tightest entrance equal to a cum-draining experience. At first sight, you look at the smooth canal that is thinner than a regular pencil and you think "How am I going to fit inside this? It's too thin!" Well, I fit and enjoyed this texture.

Intensity (5 / 5)
This sleeve is not intense upon entrance, but the Ultra Tight is one of those sleeves that slowly builds pleasure until you simply explode. And I'm talking about REAL explosive orgasms. With this sleeve, I came buckets after sessions that averaged 40 minutes in duration. The feeling is progressive: first you feel the tightness, then you feel the material stretching around your penis, then the warm material inviting to stay inside it, fucking it slow until you feel the cum pressure building up until that last stroke when you climax. The intensity of the orgasms alone guarantee the perfect score on this category.

Tightness (5/5)
With a diameter of just a quarter of an inch (about 1.9 centimeters), the Ultra Tight is the tightest sleeve around - period. Add just enough suction from the completely closed case, and you have a decent cum vacuum cleaner. Perfect score again.   

Realism (3/5)
I am not a big fan of anal sex and as far as I Know I have never fucked an anal virgin, but I think this is as close as it gets. If the texture had some micro ribs and nubs, then it would be an outwordly experience.

Versatility (4/5)
This sleeve is 20 times better as a hands free texture than as a stroking one. The reason: hands free operation feels more real and allows attacking the butt entrance more aggressively than when stroking.

Lubricant use (2/5)
This texture is a lube hog - it is smooth and it tends to siphon the lube out just as it does with cum. I needed to relube an average of three times during each session for the simple reason that lots of lube were on the case and not inside the sleeve.

Use (3/5)
Some whistling and other air noises noticed when using as a stroker. Whistling noises were common while having the end cap fully tightened or half closed. That alone was annoying enough to consider it as an issue.

Hygiene (5 / 5)
As all Fleshlight, the STU is pretty easy to clean - just open a faucet with cold or warm water and allow the running water to flush the interior.

Drying (5/5)
Relatively fast drying when using the hanger method.

Maintenance (5 / 5)
No special maintenance except an occasional corn starch on the surface.

Tear and wear (5/5)
After the 5 use run, no tears or wear reported.

Total score: 42 / 50

All aspects considered, the Ultra Tight is an excellent hands free sleeve. It provides great orgasms, leaving me satisfied after relatively short sessions.

As any Fleshlight, you can buy the Ultra Tight directly from Fleshlight.com.

FYI: The visual stimuli for these sessions was provided by It's A Daddy's Thing 4. The first scene with Evie Delatosso and the double scene with the Evie and Alexis Love are two of the hottest scenes I've seen.

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

The RP Project #6: Stamina Training Unit (STU) Fleshlight

The sixth review of the Rubber Pussy Project discusses one of the most loved Fleshlights - the Stamina Training Unit a.k.a the STU. This Fleshlight is sold as a special FL designed to be extremely intense so the user "trains" himself to last longer in bed. After following the rules established for the Rubber Pussy Project lets go with the review:

First Impressions:
This Fleshlight is sold as a training tool to last more in bed with a real partner. The idea behind this sleeve is that it is so intense, that if you achieve  to last 10 minutes using it, you should last about 20 minutes with a partner. When you look at the texture, it is a series of close "pillows" that surrounds your penis at all times and a slightly narrower canal. At first sight it doesn't look as impressive or as that intense - an initial impression that the sleeve soon proves to be a wrong one.

Intensity (5 / 5)

The STU looks like is not too intense - but looks are deceiving. The STU texture makes itself present since initial penetration and remains present through the whole session, making you huff and puff the whole time. The sensations are uniform along the penis, but the closer you are to orgasm, the tighter the sleeve feels making you to do one of two things: You speed up the pumping / humping to orgasm hard or you slow down to prolong the pleasure. The orgasm option is easy, the control part is extremely difficult. After just 5 to 10 minutes of use, I had to use all the tricks I know to avoid ejaculating - breathing exercises, stopping humping / pumping the FL, thinking in other things, or even adding lots of lube to lessen the sensations and extend the session. When finally I couldn't hold it anymore, the orgasms with this sleeve were intense and satisfying, leaving me spent and waiting for the next session. 

Tightness (4/5)
STU is a pretty tight sleeve and it feels tighter as the penis expands near to climax. Using the end cap gave the sessions a tighter feeling, but not an overpowering one.    

Realism (2/5)
This sleeve doesn't want to simulate any sexual experience. As written above, its job is to provide your penis with constant stimulation - and it works as a charm. 

Versatility (5/5)
The versatility of this sleeve will depend on what you want. If you want to cum quickly, then using the STU as a stroker works as a charm. Pump this sleeve for 5 to 10 minutes at moderate speed and you will be rewarded with an intense orgasm. On the other hand, if you are looking to last longer in bed, the STU helps to practice edging and control techniques - be warned that those techniques are easier to do when having hands free sessions. If you are like me, wanting to have long and intense sessions, the STU is kind of problematic. It is so intense that 15 minutes into hands free sessions I felt the desire to cum, requiring me to use a few tricks to avoid finishing before the desired 25 minutes.  That variety of uses makes the STU one of the best sleeves from the Fleshlight roster.

Lubricant use (3/5)
The STU is a lube hog if you are training to last longer or like long sessions. It required regular re-lubing, sometimes three times during a session longer than 30 minutes. If you are using a STU for a quicky, you probably won't have to worry much about the lube.

Use (3/5)
Some whistling and other air noises noticed when using as a stroker. Whistling noises were common while having the end cap fully tightened. when completely removed, I noticed some scrapping noises similar to passing your fingers through a plastic hair comber. Additionally, the material had become sticky during use, something easily fixed applying lubricant to the entrance of the sleeve.

Hygiene (5 / 5)
As all Fleshlight, the STU is pretty easy to clean - just open a faucet with cold or warm water and allow the running water to flush the interior.

Drying (5/5)
Relatively fast drying when using the hanger method.

Maintenance (5 / 5)
No special maintenance except an occasional corn starch on the surface.

Tear and wear (5/5)
After the 5 use run, no tears or wear reported.

Total score: 42 / 50

All aspects considered, the STU is a good beginner's sleeve for users with Death Grip Syndrome (DGS), those looking for quick sessions, and those looking to practice techniques to delay ejaculation. 

As any Fleshlight, you can buy the STU directly from Fleshlight.com.

FYI: The visual stimuli for these sessions was provided by Private's Sex City series (volumes 1, 2, 3). Highly recommended!

Saturday, October 9, 2010

First Run: Alien, Vibro Original, Vibro Cyclone Fleshlights

My last three purchases from Fleshlight.com were the Vibro Original FL, the Vibro Cyclone FL, and the just released new version of the Alien FL. After a test run on each, this is my opinion on these new additions to my increasing collection:

Vibro Original
The Vibro series are Fleshlights with three spaces on the inside of the sleeve where you stick one to three vibrating bullets (included with purchase). The Original is the widest texture offered by Fleshlight with a diameter of 3/4 inches (0.75 inches) and being a wide smooth texture if often relegated to newbies and guys with extremely wide penises. Adding the bullets makes the entrance tighter - a lot tighter - and the vibration is too strong to be really pleasurable. Take out one of the bullets and the sleeve becomes pleasurable and surprisingly strong to cum in. After just a 30 minutes sessions I had a surprise orgasm - rare ones when you cum buckets without even realizing you were building an orgasm. This original is going to see more action soon whenever I want a smooth and long session with a powerful ending.

Vibro Cyclone
Another FL in the Vibro series, this one has a spiral that begins at the entrance of the orifice and continues all the way until the end of the sleeve, which gets narrower through the end. I tried this one without the vibrating bullets to let the texture do its work and it worked great. The spiral is always there and after a glorious 45 minutes long hands free sessions I was cumming inside the Cyclone.

Alien
The Holy Grail for Fleshlight forum members, this sleeve was relaunched on September 30 after much requesting from Fleshlight clients. The sleeve has a combination of textures: Vortex at the entrance, Lotus cervical node and a modified STU texture beginning four inches inside the texture. At first use, the sleeve feels stickier than desired, but that is no impediment to enjoy the multiple sensations when using it. The vortex received me and the lotus node popped as expected. The modified STU caressed the tip of my penis (remember, just 5 inches here...) well enough to make me feel the tingling previous to orgasm. After a 30 minutes session I exploded inside the Alien. It requires more use to tame the Vortex and the STU, so the Alien will receive additional testing in the following weeks.

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