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Sunday, September 11, 2011

RPP 2.0 #14: Lisa Ann's Barracuda Fleshlight (RPP #42)

Lisa Ann as "Serra Palin"
If you ask me for a MILF in the porn industry, the first two names that will come to mind are Nina Hartley and Lisa Ann. Between those two, I had no idea who Lisa Ann was until she appeared in the parody of "Who's Nailin' Palin?" doing the character of "Serra Palin" (Sarah Palin). Watching that parody honestly gave me one of the hardest erections ever thanks to Lisa Ann's massive melons.

Fleshlight launched a FLG with her pussy and of course, I bought it... After all, I also wanted to nail Palin!





Review

The Barracuda begins with a series of forward-looking nubs, followed by a thick ring of smooth material and then a full body of nubs facing the other direction. This design promised to be an intense texture and it did not disappoint.

Photo: ILF / Fleshlight.com
My experience with this sleeve was one  similar to the Bliss - intense but at the same time enjoyable. After a few days using the sleeve, you begin to feel each one of the sections, especially the smooth ring which provides a good contrast with the intensity of the nubs. Once impaled, the Barracuda excels in caressing your penis at all times: The face forward nubs greet you, then the smooth ring soothes your penis for a while until the rear looking nubs enter into.

Unlike other FL textures, the Barracuda widens as you go deeper in the sleeve, so it gives you plenty of space for your penis head to expand during the orgasm buildup. When you orgasm, it is possible to stroke during it, although I found it to be tricky at times.
You can expect to spend more time to clean this sleeve due to its complexity - semen WILL stay within the hundreds of nubs or bristles, so you must wash it thoroughly. Drying the sleeve is slow, thanks to the bristles, taking up to 48 hours in the open to dry completely.






Lisa Ann FL Promo (Photo: ILF / Fleshlight.com)
Verdict: 

The Barracuda is one of those FL textures that you must have because of its intensity. It is a balanced sleeve where you receive high intensity that you can control.


 Score:
Immediate Feedback: 5/5
Orgasm Buildup: 5/5
Realism: 3/5
Tightness: 4/5   
Tear and Wear: 5/5 
Hygiene: 4/5 
Maintenance: 5/5 
Use: 5/5 

Value: High
Preference: High

Total score:  36 / 40



FYI:  Of course, I used the "Nailin' Palin" series for this review, specifically the original parody and "Hollywood is Nailing Palin" movies. Great for MILFs and big tits fans

Next stop: Peach Pai

Friday, September 2, 2011

RPP 2.0 #10 - 13: Ona Pit Series (RPP #38 - 41)

Your friendly neighbor Casquetero is back from a well deserved vacations and for this first post-vacations entry, I have selected the toys I took for my travel: the Ona Pit series from Toys Hearts.

This series of economy masturbators is a strange mix of the commonly known masturbation sleeve with a head masturbator - a type of masturbator used to rub your penis head, which although not too popular in the West, it is very popular in Japan. They are just 3 inches long and having an entrance of 1.25 inches in diameter are sure to be snugly on any penis. Toy Demon (toydemon.com) had four styles available - Dots, Pleats, Sucker, and Wave - and at $5 each, I bought all four models before leaving. Then I gave each one of the Ona Pits good five rides during my vacation days. Hey, jerking off is not my job - only my hobby!

Review - Ona Pit Dots

Ona Pit Dots (Photo: ToyDemon.com)
The first Ona Pit I used was the Dots variety. As the name implies, the texture is a bunch of nubs of different diameters that give the sensation of little bites all over your penis.


The material of the Ona Pit is a harder type of silicone, so if you are used to the softness of the meikis, these cheap fuckers are going to feel like sandpaper until you get used to it. 
Be aware that due to the short length of the OnaPits, you cannot stroke as deeply as you are used with Fleshlights or meikis, neither can use them hands free. These toys shine if you use them with plenty of lube and then turning  them on your penis as if adjusting a nut and a screw. Mix some soft circular motions on the head area and you have a winner!

Review: Ona Pit Pleats
Ona Pit Pleats (Photo: ToyDemon.com)
  The Pleats has the same dimensions and material as the Dots, but the internal texture is much more complex - and much more satisfying. The ribs and the varying diameter of the shaft canal gives constant feedback if you decide to stroke while the small nubs at the head make wonders when rubbing the penis head with them. Definitively my favorite OnaPit of the four.
You can notice the color difference between the Dots and the Pleats. This has nothing to do with the material, but with the fact that the Pleats and the Sucker are from the second series of OnaPits, while the Dots and the Waves are from the first series
Review: Ona Pit Sucker
Ona Pit Sucker (Photo: ToyDemon.com)
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The Sucker is another one of the Ona Pits from the second series of these products. The texture of this toy is one of the strangest I had seen so far - it resembles the suckers on an octopus' tentacles. I know that octopuses are famous in Japan, but putting them as the texture of a masturbation toy is hilarious to me.

The funny thing is that the damn things feltl good on my penis. The texture is very subtle, but it shines when you press the toy while using it - the small suckers do exactly that, kissing your skin. Imagine dozens of small lips kissing your penis and you have the idea of how this small cheap toy feels. Not intense, but extremely pleasurable if you take your time to play with it.

Review: Ona Pit Waves
Ona Pit Waves (Photo: ToyDemon.com)

The clear Waves is maybe the only deception of the group. It does the work, but I found its parallel waves texture too delicate for me. In stroking, it doesn't work at all, and only turning this toy around the penis allows you to feel the texture. It is kind of a frustrating toy because it takes a while to understand how to use it to feel something with it.



Verdict: If you are looking for a discrete, easy to clean toy (just turn inside out under a faucet with running water), and are on a budget, the Ona Pits are the toys for you. Very resistant for a $5 toy, this little thing can make a lonely night in a hotel a more enjoyable evening.

Score:
Immediate Feedback: 5/5 (Dots), 5/5 (Pleats), 3/5 (Sucker), 2/5 (Waves)
Orgasm Buildup: 5/5 (Dots), 5/5 (Pleats), 4/5 (Sucker), 3/5 (Waves)
Realism: 2/5 (Dots), 3/5 (Pleats), 4/5 (Sucker), 3/5 (Waves)
Tightness: 5/5 (All) Tear and Wear: 5/5 (All) Hygiene: 5/5 (All) Maintenance: 5/5 (All) Use: 4/5 (Dots, Pleats, Sucker), 3/5 (Waves)
Value: High  These little toys are the cheapest I had bought and still are in good shape after a month's worth of abuse. Perfect for traveling.
Preference: Medium I would only consider the Ona Pits for travel occasions where I cannot carry a Tenga Flip Hole.

Total score:  
Dots: 36 / 40
Pleats: 37 / 40
Sucker: 35 / 40
Waves: 31 / 40 

FYI:  It was a month worth of reviews, so I can tell you I watched a few porn clips to enjoy this suckers. Some of them where:
  • Kristina Rose being tied up and forced to suck and fuck four or five guys. (Look for it in XVideos.com)
  • A collection of clips from Ifeelmyself.com. Real women having real orgasms - there is nothing sexier than that.
  • A Japanese bukkake newscast with Maria Ozawa as the reporter. (Look for it in Xvideo.com)
  • The movie Fuck Team 4 - pornstars fucking "regular" guys. Very entertaining.
  • A hentai about a guy who asks for a job as a painter apprentice and ends fucking the maid of the house, another apprentice and his boss' wife.
Next stop: Lisa Ann's Barracuda FLG