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Wednesday, December 31, 2014

Casquetero's Top 10 for 2014

My, my... Time flies when you are having fun! It is the end of December again and it is THAT time of the year when we look at the BEST toys that we tested through this 2014 that is ending. 

These are the 10 BEST TOYS I reviewed this year!

10) The Gripper (reviewed in December) - A better than expected American toy available in most toy stores.

9) Jacker Pleaser (reviewed in May) - Call it ugly, boring, and anything else you want, but this toy packs a punch with its double density material and intense texture.

8) Fleshlight LUST (Reviewed in September) - A new anal texture from the friends at Fleshlight that makes you enjoy your fantasies with

7) Mia Isabella Deluxe TS Doll (Reviewed in June) - If you are curious about having sex with a transsexual, this is maybe the safest way to experiment. A high quality doll with the best of both worlds - great pair of breasts, good quality ass ... and a big stick for those who dare.

6) Yumi, the Anime Doll (Reviewed in October) - A modern classic on the inflatable doll market proves why it is still the go to doll for those looking for their first doll or those wanting to fuck anime girls.

5) Moaning Emily (Reviewed in June) - Difficult to get in the US, this YouCups product shows how to do a good realistic toy that does not fucks your wallet. It has a clear, realistic texture, it vibrates, and it moans... constantly... repeatedly...

4) Fleshlight TEASE  (Reviewed in September) - The revamped pussy texture for the goddess Tera Patrick teases you mercilessly until you explode.

3) Fleshlight LEGEND (Reviewed on April)  - A complex texture inspired by the "Queen of Porn" Jenna Jameson that makes honor to its inspiration. 

2) Fleshlight PUNK (Reviewed in March) - Like the musical genre, it proves that power can come in simple textures. An effective texture for the rebel girl of porn

And... the best toy reviewed in 2014...

For THIRD YEAR in a row a Japanese toy gets the number one spot!

This year, the honor fell on the Premium Bitch Kurera (a.k.a Premium Bitch Claire). This is a Japanese realistic  masturbator sleeve, meiki quality,  that also includes a pair of panties to round your fantasy. If you have sex dolls that accept inserts, this is a great toy for you - and all below the $40 mark!

Well that's all for this year 2014! The only thing left to say until next time is...


Tuesday, December 30, 2014

RPP 3.5: Mood Pleaser Thick Ribs masturbator (RPP #131)

After testing dozens of high-quality toys, now and then I like to try the low-end toys to see if I can find a good value. This is the case of the Mood Pleaser Series which mostly surprised me - check the reviews for the Beads and Zig-Zag - with the only disappointing model being the Thin

Today's turn is for the Thick Ribs model. Did it surpassed expectations like the Beads or was it a crappy one like the Thin? Let's go to the review to find out!

First Impressions

Like the other Mood Pleaser toys, you can identify the Thick Ribs thanks to its color - purple. The exterior of this line is exactly the same: small toy (about 5 inches long by 1.5 wide), simple orifice, hole-through design and textured exterior so it is easy to keep a grip on it. The interior texture is just a series of evenly spaced thick   ( about 1/8 in ) ribs made of the same UR3 material. 

Because of the UR3 material, I expected a semi-intense ride because the material is not too elastic and the toy is already on the tight side.

I used the Thick Ribs as an insert with two of my dolls (Erika and Gisselle) and this little purple bastard surprised me. It is not too intense, but the ribs do their work, specially when they rub on the right spot on your penis. The ribs are spaced, so the sensations are not overwhelming,  but they cue you to pump deeper and faster - a sure way to get explosive orgasms when you are using a toy as tight as this one!.

I found the toy easier to use when penetrated through the lower end  - the funnel-type orifice proved again to be too tight for my apparently "not-so-little" friend. Either way, the ribs did their job making me cum after just a few minutes in the session.

Cleaning is super easy and fast thanks to the small size of the toy and its hole-through design.

Verdict:The Mood Pleaser Thick Ribs is a surprisingly good toy in the sub- $20 category. It is good for traveling due to its design and size - although it will be a small and uncomfortable toy for the above average guy.  

Score: 21 / 25
  • Feedback: 5 / 5
  • Orgasm Build Up: 4 / 5
  • Realism: 2 / 5
  • Durability: 5 / 5
  • Value: 5 / 5

Sunday, December 21, 2014

RPP #3.5: Alexis Texas' OUTLAW Fleshlight (RPP #130)

When you see Alexis Texas in her movies the first impression is "That woman was created to be a porn star." When you see her in real life, the reaction is "DAAAYYUUMMM that ass is unreal!" That was my reaction when I saw her live in Exxxotica Atlantic City back in April - and this from a man raised in an island were J. Lo types of assess are the norm.

I loved the Tornado texture released originally for Alexis, but ILF improved themselves by giving her a new texture: Outlaw. Should you include this new texture to your collection? Lets see...

First Impressions

The Outlaw can be categorized as an organic texture with all the different textures in its interior. I don't know how to describe them, but you can see in the picture of the texture some bar-shaped bumps, slanted  bars with small, rounded bumps on top of them and more bar bumps looking like gates - all that in the first half of the texture. The second half repeats the texture, but with a narrower canal. That ensures you will enjoy the texture no matter your size. Outlaw seems to be a mid intensity texture, with the smaller bumps promising to be the most intense areas either by themselves or added to the narrow canal of the upper part of the toy.


The Outlaw is one of those textures that is difficult to review because the experience can be totally different due to small details during use. During my sessions, I had a few where the Outlaw felt natural and complacent, allowing me to use it for a long time and allowing me to pump it while cumming. At other sessions, it surprised me, making me orgasm in a few minutes. All orgasms were deep and strong, but the intensity changed completely depending on how I penetrated the sleeve.

Being a guy on the short side of the scale (5 inches long in a good day), I found that the single row of round bumps on the first half of the canal hit my frenulum when I used the toy hands free in the missionary position. Those were the most intense and fulfilling orgasms I had while using this texture, allowing me to pump through my orgasm.

As usual with Fleshlights, cleaning is easy - just flush with running water and use some alcohol to sanitize if desired. The sleeve dried well overnight.

The Outlaw is a middle intensity texture that can surprise you if the interior structures hit your penis in the right spot. Orgasms can be strong with this one, but you will need to play with it a few times to learn its tricks.  

Score: 22 / 25

Feedback: 3 / 5
Orgasm Build Up: 5 / 5
Realism: 4 / 5
Durability: 5 / 5
Value: 5 / 5

FleshAssist Ranking and Score: 28 / 6.65
My FleshAssist score for this texture: 7.4 due to its stimulation and ease of cleanup.

That face! That look! That ASS!

Wednesday, December 17, 2014

RPP 3.5: NS Novelties Jacker Teaser (RPP #129)

Back in May, I reviewed the Jacker Pleaser, a black rubber pussy that although uninviting due to its looks, resulted in a really good experience. Today, I share my impressions of another toy in that series, the Frosted Jacker Teaser. 

First Impressions

The Jacker Teaser is slightly more inviting than the Pleaser thanks to the white orifice and a plain design with a relatively tiny hole in the center. Like the Pleaser, it looks like an industrial equipment rather than a masturbation toy.


Like the other toys in the series, the Jacker Teaser is a dual density toy - the parts in contact with your penis are made of a soft TPR while the part where you hold the toy with your hand has a firmer consistency, allowing you to have an excellent grip of the toy while stroking, but also giving you (or your partner) the option of pressing the toy to make it feel tighter. With its design, you get the best of two worlds: good grip while stroking plus total control over the tightness of the canal where you are inserting your little friend.
The interior of the toy feels exactly like the Jacker Pleaser. I don't know if they are supposed to be different, but they feel exactly the same. It is a series of ribs to stimulate your penis and a couple of choke points to get you on overdrive. It is an open-ended design, so you don't get lots of suction, but the tightness and design of the texture can be intensive or real depending on the type and quantity of lube you use. I used a thinner lube for my review sessions and this toy made me cum fast and hard in each of the 5 sessions. 

Because the entry hole is relatively tiny, you need to be totally erect to use this toy. If you are half mast, you won't be able to enter the tunnel. Second, it has a low chemical odor when you remove it from the package, so be sure to wash thoroughly before using. The odor fades away soon enough, but it could be annoying to some people.

Cleaning the toy is easy thanks to its open design. Flush with running faucet water, let dry in an open area, and you can return it to its package. Turning the toy inside out is not recommended due to the harder outer material.

The Jacker Teaser is a decent toy to add to your collection. If you are looking for a compact toy that feels good and it is below the $50 mark, then you should try it.

RPP Score: 

Feedback: 4 / 5
Orgasm Buildup: 4 / 5
Realism: 4 / 5
Durability: 5 / 5
Value: 5 / 5

Total Score: 22 / 25

Buy your "Jacker Pleaser" HERE!

Saturday, December 13, 2014

RPP 3.5: CalExotic's The Gripper (RPP #128)

 The Holidays are here and with them all the craziness about buying gifts, preparing the house for visits, and travel reservations. In my case, madness involves buying most of the toys I will review the following year and making space for the rubber pussies, asses, mouths  and other random body parts we can use to masturbate...

Today, I am sharing with you a toy commonly found in most "health and beauty" stores on the webs: The Gripper by California Exotics. This is a toy in the $30 - $40 price range and found in eBay, Amazon, Adam & Eve and many other stores on the Internet. Is it a good toy to spend your cash? Lets go to the review!

First Impressions
I had seen this toy around since it came out, and honestly, it was not until I found it on a special sale in PinkCherry that I decided to buy it - just to make the free shipping total. Initially it is not impressive... Another pink rubber pussy encased in gray with the usual ribbed texture... But the thing looks tight and stimulating, and tight canals with ribs promise intense sessions- either in the good sense or the "cheese grater" sense. 

So I took the Gripper out of the box and realized this toy was more interesting that I thought at first. For starters, the toy is on the bigger side, having a size similar to most meiki toys (about 6 inches long by 2 inches in circumference), which gives the thing a good hand feel. Second, it is a dual density toy - the gray exterior is a harder density material giving you a good grip of the toy even after your hands are wt with lubricant. Third, the toy is an open-ended toy, which is great for cleaning and as expected, the canal is TIGHT. I lubed and tried the Gripper as an insert for Ada, my Love Venus R doll.

As said before, The Gripper is TIGHT. You need to be full mast and  lube yourself freely to enter this toy. Once inside, the ribs and the tightness will do the job  The pressure around your little friend is constant and the ribs are noticeable, but not too aggressive, keeping the sensations on the intense area of the spectrum.

With the combined tightness and ribbed stimuli, I barely lasted 30 minutes in  my sessions with this toy before cumming hard inside this rubber pussy. This is definitively a toy for those looking for intensity.

Cleaning the Gripper was easy - just running water with a drop of antibacterial soap. I left it to dry in open air after each use and it was dry in the inside after about 24 hours. 

The Gripper is one of those unassuming toys waiting for you to add it to your collection. It is a tight toy that does not have too much give away, so guys with girth greater than 5 inches should think twice before buying this toy. 

Score: 22 / 25

Feedback: 5 /  5
Orgasm Build Up: 4 / 5
Realism: 3 / 5
Durability: 5 / 5
Value: 5 / 5

Where to buy: Amazon, PinkCherry, Adam & Eve, and many other stores...