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Thursday, June 27, 2013 coming in July!

Yes, I finally decided to open an "official" website:

Since I am still in the design phase, the website will be up and running by mid July (hopefully) and will have the following:

  • Reviews grouped by toy type
  • Free e-books / minitutorials about sex toys and how to use them
  • Articles and other stuff I find interesting...
Why a website? Well, for starters it is a lot easier to keep "archives" on a website since I can control directly the organization of the site. Also, Blogger is implementing new rules for adult-themed blogs and I don't want them to delete it due to a link. 

I plan to keep the blog mostly to comment on news or about new sex toys I see around.

If you have anything you would like to see on the website, let me know by commenting here, posting on Facebook or Tweeter. (Just remember - this is a hobby for me!)

Stay tuned!

Sunday, June 16, 2013

Rpp 3.0 #46: Jesse Capelli Pocket Pussy (RPP #99)

I honestly have no idea who Jesse Capelli is - but her Pocket Pussy looks fantastic!  As I had said before, I'm not a big fan of UR3 toys, but that does not mean I won't buy a few on sale. I got this Pocket Pussy for less than $10 and to my surprise, it ended being a pretty good toy for the money. Lets go to the review for the details... 

General Description

The Jesse Capelli Pocket Pussy is one of the products from Doc Johnson's realistic vaginas featuring porn stars like Jenna Jameson, Belladona, and Sasha Gray among others.
Like the other pussies in the collection, this toy is a relatively small toy - 6 inches long, about 5 inches girth - and has extremely real looking pussy lips
The texture of these toys is usually ribbed, and the Jesse Capelli pussy is ribbed as expected. The ribs are of medium thickness and spaced every half inch or so. That means that the toy should be a middle intensity toy, not as intense as a Fleshlight supper ribbed, but stronger that a Wonder Wave. The canal is not too tight, and the material is pretty stretchy, although not as much as Fleshlights or meikis.

Of course, as all UR3 toys, it has the damn fruity smell that will stop bothering you after a few days. 


Well, I mentioned that this toy surprised me, so let me tell you how...
The Jesse Capelli is designed to be used as a stroker, but it fits perfectly on Ada, my Love Venus R doll, so I used the toy as an insert for that doll. The experience was 10 times better than I expected!

First, the Pocket Pussy is not too tight, so when you penetrate it, it feels loose, allowing your penis to accommodate inside it. Once you start pumping, the ribs do their job - softly, but definitively doing their thing. After 10 minutes I found myself fucking the doll as if there was no tomorrow, cumming in no more than 30 minutes. Using it as a stroker did not change much - I was pumping hard and fast after 10 minutes and cumming before 30 minutes into the session. 

Now, don't expect earth-shattering, explosive orgasms with this toy. Orgasms simply creep on you and keep building until you simply cannot hold anymore. They are satisfactory and will leave you with a smile on your face, but they are not going to shake your world. 

Cleaning is easy thanks to the open ended design, just flush with running water and let air dry for a few hours. The pink color on the pussy lips is going to wash out after a couple of washes.

Immediate Feedback: 4/5
Orgasm Buildup: 5/5
Tightness: 3/5   
Tear and Wear: 5/5 
Hygiene: 5/5 
Maintenance: 5/5 
Use: 4/5 

Value: High
Preference: Medium

Total score:  34 / 40

The Jesse Capelli Pocket Pussy is a good toy, no matter if you are a beginner or a collector. The toy looks realistic and feels good, surprising you with how quick you  will reach orgasm. For about $20 (average selling price), it is a good toy to play with.

I used the new Slick Specialist lube for my sessions with the Capelli. As established above, my Love Venus R helped for the hands-free sessions. 

BTW, a photo of the model...
You're welcome!

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Sunday, June 9, 2013

RPP 3.0 #45: Mood Pleaser Orange (Zig Zag) (RPP #98)

Finally life is going back to normal, so I can come back to write reviews! Today's review is for another model of the Mood Pleaser line from Doc Johnson. The Mood Pleasers are a series of four sub-$20 masturbators, each with a different color and internal texture. I already reviewed the white model (Mood Pleaser Massage Beads), and today I will be reviewing the orange one - The Mood Pleaser Zig Zag. 
Without further interruptions, lets go to the review!  

General Description

The Mood Pleaser Zig-Zag (Doc Johnson)
Like the rest of the Mood Pleaser collection, the Zig Zag is a small masturbator with a very tight entrance and a modern design that does not scream "sex toy". It basically has the same external shape than the Mood Pleaser Beads, with the main difference  the color - the Zig Zag is bright orange -  and the the texture. Where the Beads had a nice regular array of massage bumps, the Zig Zag has a design of capsule shapes bumps arranged in a zig zag pattern. Like the other toys in the Mood Pleaser line, it is an open-ended toy designed to be used as a stroker.


The MP Zig Zag is a simple - and effective - toy. The texture is basic, but well used, it does a good job on helping you to reach your orgasm. Forget about realism with this toy - the exterior design is completely abstract and the interior design does not even try to feel real. The job of this toy is to give something different when masturbating and, in that, it delivers.

Zig-Zag texture (Doc Johnson)
The sensations are mild at the beginning of the session, but as your penis gets used to the toy and the lube is being used, the bumps and their zig-zag design become more and more noticeable. If you like to extend your sessions, stroking slowly, the Zig Zag will become a good toy for you because the sensations are at their best when hitting those bumps at slow speed. You will feel the change in direction of the bumps and you will be surprised by your orgasm. It won't be strong in intensity, but it will be long and pleasurable. 

If you prefer to go for a quickie, the Zig Zag also delivers enough intensity to curl your toes if you use a thinner lube that allows you to feel the bumps. Using faster strokes, the texture becomes intense, and you will be cumming after a few minutes.

Using the Mood Pleasers can be tricky due to the tight entrance. Personally, I don't even bother with it - I penetrate the toy through its back orifice, which is wider and a lot easier to penetrate. You have to remember that this is a small toy, so if you have a large / thick penis the Mood Pleasers could not be right for you. Cleaning is as easy as flushing with running water and then allowing it to air dry.  

Immediate Feedback: 4/5
Orgasm Buildup: 4/5
Tightness: 4/5   
Tear and Wear: 5/5 
Hygiene: 5/5 
Maintenance: 5/5 
Use: 3/5 

Value: High
Preference: Medium

Total score:  32 / 40

The Mood Pleaser Zig Zag is a good toy for beginners or if you want to add some variety for your foreplay. The texture takes a while to get used, but once you understand it, the Zig Zag is an entertaining toy to use. For about $15, it is a good toy to play with.

I used the new Slick Specialist lube for my sessions with the Zig Zag. My Eri Nanjo doll assisted during the hands-free sessions. 

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Monday, June 3, 2013

Coming Attractions!

Hey guys and gals, The Casquetero is still alive!

I had been very busy in the last few weeks - workplace audits, family issues, and apartment renovations - so I haven't took time to update the blog. Imagine...

Does that mean I had forgotten about adding toys to my collection? No... No... No! I got a few things I will be reviewing in the next few weeks (as soon my life gets back to normal).

Want to know? Let me tell you...

  • Tenga Flip Red
  • Air Usahane Pussy (Bitch)
  • Mood Pleaser Zig Zag
  • Mood Pleaser Tight 
  • Mood Pleaser Wave
  • Vibrators for men
  • More doll reviews
Also, I will begin to do video reviews in July... so stay tuned!