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Monday, December 30, 2013

Casquetero's Top 10 for 2013

Well is THAT time of the year when we look at the BEST toys that we found during the year! Even when this year I did not review as many toys as in 2013, still there are a bunch of newsworthy toys.

These are the BEST TOYS I reviewed in 2013!

10) Nirvana FleshJack (Reviewed on December 1, 2013) - An original texture that teases and builds really good orgasms.

9) G-Mode LX2 (Reviewed on October 30, 2013) - A low cost masturbator packing an intense punch!

8) AINO Mature Vagina (Reviewed on July 6, 2013) - Low cost heavyweight masturbator coming from China. Much better than expected!

7) 1 AM Natasha Solid Doll (Reviewed on July 13, 2013) - Want a sex doll, but don't have space or money? 1 AM solved your problem with a compact plastic doll that is fun to play with, easy on the eye, and super easy to store and take everywhere with you!

6) Mood Pleaser - Beads (Reviewed on April 21, 2013) - A compact, cheap toy that has a lot of stimulation. Too small for the centaurs, it is perfect for the traveling average man.

5) Fleshlight Tornado (Reviewed on April 6, 2013) - Feels real, beautiful orifice (if you buy the Alexis Texas FLG), and a great texture for long lazy sessions...

4) Venus Clone - Very Soft Material (Reviewed on February 19, 2013) - One of the few toys receiving a perfect score takes a turn to the uncanny valley with the Very Soft firmness levels. So good that is scary!

3) Flight Navigator (Reviewed on March 16, 2013) - A delicate texture that will drain your balls with long and strong orgasms.

2) FleshJack Revel / Fleshlight Attack (Reviewed on March 9, 2013) - A composite texture that keeps you on the edge. So good, they recycled it for her new FLG Christy Mack!

And... the best toy I reviewed in 2013...

HEPS Fantastic Oral Simulator (Reviewed for Toy Demon's Blog on January 3, 2013)

Compact, discreet, ultra realistic, easy to clean, and with infinite ways to change the sensations, the HEPS Fantastic is a pricey toy, but a must have for the fans of receiving blow jobs. Pair it with a slick lube, play your favorite blowjob scene and prepare to go to heaven...

 Well, this is my last review of the year, so the only thing left to say is...


Doll Review: Mini Love Doll

If there is a company with a totally true slogan is Mini Love Dolls. When they say their Mini Love Doll (MLD) is "The small love doll that does it all!", THEY ARE NOT FOOLING AROUND.

The MLD is a scaled down silicone sex doll measuring 42 inches tall (approx. 107 cm) and weighting around 36 pounds (16.4 kg), and as their maker says, it does all. The dolls have both vaginal and anal openings and are available with an optional oral capable head (head #1). For the big breast lover, the MLD is a dream because it has a full 27 inches bust (68.8 cm) in its standard body - although MLD has an optional body with smaller breasts. The price of this pint size diva? You can get a brand new MLD for $2,000.

Of course, I did buy my MLD used - I am too cheap to shell out more than a grand for a sex toy - and personally, I do not regret it!

I got a fair tone, oral capable MLD from a member on The Doll Forum a few weeks ago. Even with some minor damages, this doll is great!

As said, the doll is small, but it can do almost everything you want. First, the spine is pretty flexible, allowing for different posing and sex positions. The MLDs cannot stand on their feet (hands and feet are floppy), but in bed, that simply does not matter.

The breasts are big and bouncy, but not as realistic as a pair of Quty Tits or Busty AiChan. Still, they are great to fondle while enjoying any of the three holes of these dolls. The vagina is 8 inches deep with a very gentle ribbed texture (I barely feel it), while the anus is also 8 inches deep and smooth. You can easily vary the sensations given by both holes by opening or closing the doll's legs. Unless you are wide as a soda can, the oral head will give you a time to remember. The mouth has a 4.5 inches depth and the MLD lips feel great while caressing your penis.

The MLD can be positioned in various erotic poses and because it is just 42 inches long, it is pretty easy to store and carry around. Just be warned that because it is a silicon doll, it requires regular powdering to keep the skin clean.

Because the vagina and other orifices of this doll are permanent, you will need to clean the orifices using a turkey baster to wash them. To avoid the inconvenient cleaning, many silicone dolls users either use a condom or ejaculate over the doll.

Personally, giving these dolls huge cumshots is a must!

Mini Love Dolls delivers what they promise! In a small package - just 42 inches - , they deliver all the functions you can desire from a full size silicone doll at an affordable price. Perfect for those who want to experience silicone dolls but don't have the space (or money) to shell out $5,000 for one.

Realism: 5 / 5. The MLD is well proportioned and feels real when having sex with it. Looks like a well proportioned midget.

Storing: 5 / 5. Perfect size for storage

Maintenance: 3 / 5. MLDs tend to suffer from poked arms and ankles where the wires used on her skeleton tend to break the skin. Also be ware of possible knee and elbow dislocations if moved incorrectly.

Cleaning: 3 / 5. Avoid cumming inside the doll without a condom unless you have a turkey baster or enema equipment to clean the orifices.

Weight: 4 / 5. It is small, but still moving this girl requires you to be strong. Thirty six (36) pounds of dead weight are not easy to move with a single hand!

Total: 20 / 25

Tuesday, December 24, 2013

RPP Review: YouCups Warrior Wave (RPP #106)

Remember the Cobra Libre? Well, it was good, but the Warrior from YouCups is even better!

The Warrior has the same basic concept - a sleeve where you insert your penis, then it gets stimulated by a series of vibrations until you cum in a totally hands-free orgasm. The differences are many, beginning with an ergonomic design, lighter toy, and easier to control case.

But why am I writing all this... I can tell you!

If you could not play the video (or could not deal with a fat guy speaking bad English), let me summarize for you:

  • Same idea from the Cobra Libre on a cheaper, lighter, and easier to use toy.
  • 12 modes of vibration ( I counted 13, but I could be wrong!)
  • Rechargeable battery 
  • Uses your computer USB port to recharge
  • Up to 2 hours of play per charge (if you are lucky)
  • Fits on the SPH (Strategically Placed Hole) of most sex dolls in the market.
The only problem with this toy is that YouCups are difficult to buy in the USA. I don't know if it has to do with the lawsuit from Fleshlight, but the only place I have seen these toys is in E-bay. They supposedly have a distributor in the USA, but I have tried to contact them without luck...

Verdict: If you loved the sensations you got from the Cobra Libre, but were frustrated by its temperamental controls, time limit, and its noise, you should give the Warrior a chance. It is difficult to obtain in the USA, but if you see it around, buy it!


I wish all of you a Merry XXXMas!

Monday, December 23, 2013

RPP 3.5: Vulcan Ripe Vagina (RPP #105)

So, you want a toy that feels good, but does not cost you a leg and an arm? Well, maybe you haven't considered the low cost Vulcan series from FunZone.

This series of masturbators include vaginas, asses, and mouths in different configurations - Wet, Vibration, Ripe, Virgin, and I don't know what else. The best part? These toys are available for less than $15 in most sex toys stores.

Like the Fresh Brew Vagina, the Vulcan surprised me. I bought the Ripe and the Wet versions to try this cheap toy for around $11 each - and I cannot complain!

The Vulcan Ripe is a TPE sleeve inside a plastic cup, similar to the ones you buy on a 99 cents store. The sleeve is relatively small, measuring 6 inches by 2.5 inches, which makes it closer to the SIAC line from Fleshlight. Like the Fleshlights, the Vulcan is an open ended sleeve, making cleaning super easy and fast.

What about the texture? Well, this is the Ripe version, so it gives the sensation of a "loose" vagina. The tunnel is pretty wide and it is covered by ribs spaced on 1/2 inch intervals. To make things interesting, the ribs also have round bumps on them, so the texture is pretty exciting even when the tunnel is wide. The material is pretty flexible and expands nicely when penetrated, giving you the sensations of entering an older woman (30 years or more). The sessions with this toy were really good, allowing me to control the excitement enough to last at least 30 minutes before exploding.

As said, cleaning the Vulcan Ripe is very easy - just flush under running water and use some antibacterial soap to clean.

Verdict: The Vulcan Ripe Vagina is a cheap toy that is much better than expected. For what you expect to pay for a disposable toy, you get a reusable sleeve that feels good and is easy to hide. Good toy for a beginner or any user on a tight budget.

RPP Score:

Feedback: 4 / 5
Orgasm Buildup: 5 / 5
Realism: 4 / 5
Durability: 4 / 5
Value: 5 / 5

Total Score: 22 / 25

Sunday, December 22, 2013

RPP 3.5: Fresh Brew Vagina (RPP #104)

As I have said before, a masturbatory sleeve does not have to be expensive to be good. The Fresh Brew Vagina is a good example of that...

This small toy is made by FunZone and sold in basically all stores selling sex toys. I bought mine this last Black Friday at Daily Sex for just $11 - and I was surprised by it.

First of all, the toy has a concept similar to the Fleshlight's Sex In A Can series - a masturbation toy "camouflaged" as a daily use item, so it does not get too much attention at first glance. In this case, the beverage is a cup of coffee, including a cardboard holder. Now, besides the cute design, there a few things you should know about this toy. First, it is not for the hung as a horse demographic. It is a small toy measuring about 6 inches long by 2.5 inches wide (at most) with a not too wide tunnel. This toy is designed with the average and below average guys in mind, so if you are too long or too wide, forget about this toy.

Second, it is a sleeve toy. Surprisingly, for less than $20, you get a relatively durable TPE sleeve encased in a plastic cup that you can fuck time after time because it is totally reusable. Normally, for that money you get encased toys that are disposable - a thin sleeve surrounded by tons of sponge. The Fresh Brew toys are "sponge free" and very durable for the price.

In terms of texture, you have the common wide ribbed texture found in most toys, but in this sleeve, the ribs are placed in a way that feels similar to the Fleshlight Lotus texture. The sleeve is open ended and you cannot control the suction like you can do on the SIACs, but for less than $20, I don't complain.

The size is perfect for either hand use or doll insert and I have to say this "Java Cup" surprised me with its durability. After 6 hard and long sessions, the Fresh Brew Vagina only shows minor rips at the entrance.

Verdict: The Fresh Brew Vagina is one of those cheap ass toys that are perfect for beginners and those in a tight budget. It is not a revolutionary toy, but it is cheap, fun to use and better than expected for its price.

Feedback: 3 / 5. 
Orgasm Buildup: 4 / 5
Realism: 4 / 5
Durability: 4 / 5
Value: 5 / 5

Total RPP 3.5 Score: 20 / 25

Sunday, December 1, 2013

My Black Friday Purchases...

Well as is my custom, I take advantage of the Black Friday offers and add a few items to my ever growing collection of toys. This year the budget was limited to $200 due to other financial commitments, but that budget was plenty to buy stuff from a few vendors. Let me show you...

Me, saving for the rainy days...
  • Jackers Pleaser Stroker Black ($19) - Ugly toy, but I had been interested in it since their release.
  • Maximus Power Stroker Red ($7) - A crappy toy, but at that price, worth the chance.
  • Paco's Taco Stroker ($7) - A silicone pad for masturbation, an interesting idea.
  • Monique's Pocket Pal ($8) - No big expectations here, but again, at that price...
From Toy Demon:
  • Orgasmic Monster ($32) - Interesting looking toy. Is like having 2 toys for the price of one!
  • Future Onahole Episode 1 ($24) - Again, two toys for the price of one
  • Future Onahole Episode 2 ($30) - Again, two toys for the price of one
  • Onasheet Monster G ($7) - masturbation sheet, Japanese style
  • Onasheet Monster Kakusei ($7) - same as above
  • Masturbating Glove ($9) - Totally weird... just like I like them
  • Fresh Brew Vagina ($11) - Simple and cheap, but cool looking toy!
  • Fresh Brew Anus ($11) - Cheap and cool...
  • Vulcan Ripe Vagina ($11) - Another cheap toy that intrigued me since its release.
The vendors still have their Black Friday / Cyber Monday sales, so you still have time to get your toys for the Holidays!

Ongoing Sales:

RPP 3.5: FleshJack Nirvana

So, after a few messages requesting it, I am returning to write full reviews here on the blog. Now you will find the reviews both here and in my website CASQUETERO.COM, so you have two choices on where to read them.

That said, lets go to today's review for one of my latest purchases: Fleshjack's Nirvana.

General Description

The Nirvana is one of the newest FleshJack Boys textures. As you know, Fleshjack Boys orifices are molded from gay porn stars and this  one is the texture for Donny Wright. At first looks, the texture seems to be aggressive due to the spiraled zig-zag texture, the aggression diminished a little bit with a wide, curvy tunnel.


The texture seems aggressive, but in fact it is a welcoming one. The spiral zig-zag design is bot too pronounced and is a better use of the "scar" found on the Monster texture. That "scar", if you recall from our review,teases your penis at all times keeping you at the edge of orgasm. Now imagine a whole texture made with that design and you can understand why the texture's name is Nirvana.

Once you penetrate the sleeve, you feel just the spirals and the slight tugging of the curves on the wide tunnel. As your session progresses, you begin to feel the zigzag texture and that is when the fun begins. You feel the teasing all around your penis and you want to both pump faster and the session to last longer. Depending on which option you choose you will be rewarded with either an explosive orgasm (pump faster) or a soul-draining orgasm (slow and steady motion). Regardless, you will experience that state of mind called Nirvana...

As all Fleshlights, the Nirvana is easy to clean and store.

The Nirvana is an excellent mid intensity sleeve perfect for those users wanting a longer session with a big orgasm build-up.

RPP Scoring:

Feedback: 3 / 5
Realism: 3 / 5
Orgasm Build: 5 / 5
Durability: 5 / 5
Value: 4 / 5

Total Score: 20 / 25

Thursday, November 28, 2013

TOY DEMON Black Friday Sale

Toy Demon will have their annual Black Friday sale beginning at midnight November 29 (Central Time) and will go until Monday December 2.

EVERYTHING is on sale, so if you want a new toy for the cold days, it is a good opportunity to buy the one of your dreams!

Don't know what to buy? Let me tell you a few of my favorites...

  1. Meiki Plush Doll 
  2. Meiki ZXY
  3. HEPS Fantastic
  4. Monster Kakusei
  5. G-Mode 2
  6. Meiki 008
  7. TENGA Flip Hole Red

Wednesday, November 27, 2013

FLESHLIGHT Black Friday Special Sale

Fleshlight just released their annual Black Friday sale offering 25% off on everything on their websites. If you wanted to buy an authentic Fleshlight or Fleshjack, this is a good chance to get it at a lower price!

Don't know what to buy? Let me help you with my list of TOP 10 Fleshlights / Fleshjacks:
  1. Bliss (intense)
  2. Flight Instructor (medium to intense)
  3. Revel (medium to intense)
  4. STU (intense)
  5. Super Ribbed (intense)
  6. Torrid (medium)
  7. Tornado (medium)
  8. Twista (medium)
  9. Marvel (medium to intense)
  10. Bookworm (smooth)
These are my favorites at this time -  but anything can change after the sale!

Sunday, November 24, 2013

Black Friday Is Coming...

Yep, Black Friday is coming and with it the yearly ridiculous herds of people buying stuff in malls across the United States. It has become such a tradition, that mega stores decided to simply open on Thanksgiving to "avoid chaos"... (Yeah, right...)

"Where is my PS4?!"
Of course, I will participate on the Black Friday sales, but not for a PS4 or a Xbox One, or other electronics... My wishlist is about "other" toys, and I just need a computer, access to the Net, and my almost maxed out credit cards!

This year, my wishlist is small, not because money is tight, but because I have most of the toys I wanted. Still, there are a few toys I would like to get at the right price. Lets see them:
If ILF makes a signature texture for the latest FLG Joanna Angel, I'm on the boat. In fact, if they launch any new signature texture, I would sign in and use my Fleshbucks.
The Demons had been quietly adding mid-range toys to their inventory, but they normally give huge deals on their premium toys for Black Friday. I have the classic Tong-GGO on my wishlist as well as the 18 Tatoo and the 18 Dream. I saw some new onasheets from Magic Eyes which could be interesting to use... If on sale, I could finally buy a Maria Ozawa meiki, but some reason, I am not too interested in that toy.
One of my favorite stores for Black Friday deals is Pink Cherry. Their sales are so good that you can get toys for the whole year for just $100. I am not kidding when I say that I got toys from them last year that I still haven't used!

Anyway, they already have a Private Sale (you need to subscribe to their e-mail listing) with toys at 80% of their price. I am looking to order Maximus Power Stroker, and one or two of the Jackers Pleasers.

I had always liked the dolls from Ruby 13, but until I win the lottery or move to a bigger apartment, these ladies will have to wait. They are on sale now at $3,600 - so if a voluptuous silicone lady is on your wishlist, this is a good time to get one!

What is your wishlist for this year?

Sunday, November 10, 2013

Website Updates: Fleshjack Ecstasy review

Today, I added the review for the Fleshjack Ecstasy, a low intensity texture exclusive to the Fleshjack Boys line of toys.

Want to read the review? Click here to read it!

In addition, I added a review for one of the textures retired by Fleshlight - the Eva Angelina 69 Caliber. It was a gimmicky texture, but still a nice texture once you learned to appreciate it. Unfortunately, it did not sell enough units and was shelved by ILF.

Remember that texture HERE...

Wednesday, October 30, 2013

New Review: G-Mode LX2 (RPP #103)

One of the things I always tell people is that the price of a toy does not have anything to do with its quality - and the G-Mode LX2 is a good example of this.

The G-Mode is a low cost masturbator made by DNA Japan and with a price of $20, it is one of the best toys in that price range.

This masturbator is a relatively small toy, measuring about 5 inches long and 2 inches wide, but it packs a punch usually expected in larger and more expensive toys. The G-Mode has a very intense texture full of alternating sections of spirals and bumps - all of them with an organic design. The end of the tunnel has an spherical section full of bumps that can be used either as a head stimulator or pressed to increase the suction. When you look at the texture in the box, it gives you the idea that the toy is a dual layer toy, but in reality it is a single layer masturbator.

Thursday, October 10, 2013

Website Update: Seventeen EVO Review, Cassidoll Review

Just published two reviews on CASQUETERO.COM:

1) Review of Seventeen EVO - This is one of those Japanese toys that is already considered a classic. For some weird reason, I bought this toy more than a year ago and I did not review it - until now!

Check the 17-EVO review HERE!

2) Review of Cassidoll sex doll - This is my review of Fatima, an used Cassidoll torso doll I bought a few months ago. This is maybe one of the best sex dolls designed - unfortunately its maker developed one of the worst reputations in the doll market due to his business practices. Still, if you can get one used, buy it!

Check the review HERE!

And just for fun... a teaser of the Casquetero Video Reviews. COMING SOON!

Monday, October 7, 2013

Booze and sex dolls in Puerto Rican jails...

Today, some Puerto Rican newspapers published photos posted by the Facebook page "Candela Correccional".   What about them? Well nothing bad - if you don't mind seeing inmates posing while drinking beers and  groping a sex doll.

I don't know about you... but that is full rehabilitation to me!

My only issue is that they only had one doll for all the guys... C'mon, they deserved one per person!

Check their Facebook page here!

Saturday, September 21, 2013

RPP 3.5 #1: TENGA Flip Hole Red (RPP #102)

If there is a toy that I have a love - hate relationship is the TENGA Flip Hole series. They do their purpose, but they are noisy and often temperamental. I got the Red version of the series on an E-Bay auction for a reduced price and can say it is my favorite Flip Hole.    

To continue reading the details of the review CLICK HERE!   

Rubber Pussy Project Score: 20 / 25

Verdict: The Flip Hole Red is a good toy to have if you are looking for a toy that does not look like a pussy. The textures are less intense than the ones in the Flip Hole Black, but they do an excellent job.

Monday, September 2, 2013

The Website is live (more or less...)

Well, I finally managed to work out most of the content for CASQUETERO.COM and published a BETA version of the website...

As of today, the website has the reviews I made between 2010 and 2012 divided by category. The categories are:

  • Fleshlights - Toys sold by ILF / Fleshlight and Fleshjack
  • Japanese toys - Toys made in Japan (and some from Korea).
  • American toys - Toys distributed by the big US companies: Doc Johnson, Pipedream, Nasstoys, California Exotics, and others
  • Inflatable dolls - Reviews and inflated pictures of air filled ladies.
  • Solid dolls - Reviews and pictures of solid sex dolls available in the US.
  • Hands-free toys - Toys that do not need for you to move...
  • Chinese toys - Toys made and sold by Chinese companies
  • Smaller manufacturers - These are the toys made by artisans and specialty websites such as Novelleco and Bad-Dragon.
I also added categories for prostate massagers, toys you can use with your partner, and even some accessories to aid on your sex life.

Some new things
  • Standard RPP Score: from now on, toys will be scored based on 5 categories (Feedback, Orgasm BuildUp, Realism, Durability, and Value). Older reviews are being updated with this new scale. 
  • Rating File: Every month, I will post a file with the rankings of the toys I had reviewed. The toys will be ranked using the new RPP score and will be ranked by Total Score and each one of the categories used.
  • E-books: I will be posting free e-books dealing with toys, rankings, and other information.
  • Casa Casquetero: I am considering adding a web forum to the site, but I am still checking out the different packages available.
Unlike the blog, the website requires some money spending. To earn a few $$$ to maintain and improve the website, I am doing two things: the STORE and becoming affiliated to companies I like.

Casque Tees - I opened a simple store with Spreadshirt to sell t-shirts. I did the initial designs, which I will be changing every two months. The shirts prices range between $15 and $40 depending on the shirt quality. I make about $4 per shirt - the rest is profit for Spreadshirt...

You can see the designs I have uploaded so far HERE.

Affiliate Programs: I am joining the affiliate programs of companies I respect and know. So far, I had received the approval of Pink Cherry and Extreme Restraints, two of the companies I had bought frequently.

As I said, the web is still in BETA - I need still to add pictures and new links - but you can start browsing it and give me your opinions...

BTW, video reviews are also on their way!!!

Monday, July 22, 2013

RPP 3.0 #48: TENGA 3D Polygon Stroker (RPP #101)

Have you ever wanted to fuck a sculpture? Apparently the guys at Japanese mega-known company TENGA had that question in mind when they designed their 3D series. I recently got one of these toys courtesy of my pals from Beyond Exquisites, who carry both American and Japanese toys (including the meikis) and decided to answer that question for myself... and the answer was YES!

Want the details? Lets see the review...

General Description
When you see the TENGA 3D Polygon the first thing coming to your mind is how beautiful this sculpture is. In fact, the whole 3D series is designed to look like miniature sculptures to show on your desk or bookcase - they are definitively the most discrete masturbators in the market today. With their white color and black minimalist base, they don't look like a sex toy at all. 

That changes when you remove the sleeve from the base revealing a rod that doubles as a drying stand. When you remove the sleeve from the base, you then realize that the masturbator's texture is the artistic shape you had been admiring - you turn the sleeve inside out so the polygons you had been admiring become the texture that will stimulate your penis!

The sleeve is relatively small, measuring about 4 inches long by almost 2 inches diameter.You can consider the sleeve small, but the material is soft and elastic, so it will accommodate to your size given that you are not a Japanese tentacle monster.

The 3D Polygon includes a sample of TENGA's Real lotion so you can try this toy as soon you take it out of the package.


Of course, the TENGA 3D Polygon is beautiful and discrete, but the important question is IS IT GOOD?

I will say that it is. The polygons are not too inspiring to fuck, but knowing TENGA products, they wont sell the product if the design did not work. Once you turn the sleeve inside out and lube it, the polygons form a nice tunnel with peaks all around to keep your penis happy.

The sleeve is very comfortable to use thanks to the soft material used by TENGA, and in fact is less intense than expected. It allows you to control the orgasm build-up and when you are ready, just squeeze the stroker to feel the polygons' peaks to push over the limit.

Cleaning is easy thanks to the fact that the toy is designed to be turned inside out, so you can clean it completely and just leave in open air to dry in a few hours. 

Immediate Feedback: 4/5
Orgasm Buildup: 5/5
Tightness: 3/5   
Tear and Wear: 5/5 
Hygiene: 5/5 
Maintenance: 5/5 
Use: 5/5 

Value: High
Preference: High

Total score:  35 / 40

The TENGA 3D Polygon is a solid product, specially if you are looking for a toy that is discrete and easy to clean. The texture is comfortable to use, even if it looks intimidating due to the polygons. Once you get used to the material, it becomes a great toy for long sessions.

I used the included sample of TENGA real lotion and Slick Specialist lube for my sessions with the 3D Polygon. My Love Venus R helped for the hands-free sessions. 

Next Stop: ?

Sunday, July 21, 2013

Launch Postponed...

Well, was not launched on July 20 as expected...

My injured hand decided to go on strike and had been hurting like hell since last week. My witch doctor gave me a few pills and a compression glove to avoid inflammation when typing (and surprisingly it helps), but I can only type at my lowest speed ever besides pecking at single keys!

Doctor: "I told you to STOP MASTURBATING!"
Casquetero: "I could not hear you with your fat ass on my face!"

So the website will be launched later... Will keep you guys informed.

BTW, I will have limited Internet access during the next weeks, so if I don't respond to your comments as usual is simply because I can't...

See ya!

Saturday, July 13, 2013

Doll Review: 1-AM's Natasha (TC1101)

As you guys know, I am working on the new website - and it has been a nightmare! First, I realized how much I have forgotten about web design - the last time I made a website was 8 years ago - and then I injured my right hand. Nothing major, but it stills hurts when I type... But the plan is to launch before July 20.

But as busy as I could be with the website and other things I have to do this month, I don't stop trying new toys. It's an addiction! :)

The latest toy is a small Chinese solid doll from my pals at 1-AM. They recently launched their American website - - offering a selection of dolls manufactured by their company in China. They have inflatables, fabric, silicone, and even TPE dolls, but I went for their smallest and lightest solid doll: Natasha.

Just out of the box.
How is this small lady? Let's go to the review for the details...

The doll

Natasha is one of the entry level models of 1-AM. It is a small doll (47 inches tall) and it looks like one of those "My Size" dolls targeted to girls, but modified so it has sexual capabilities. That is the controversial part of the doll - at first look, it seems to be a modified kid's toy. But those are just first impressions.

In "person" the doll is more mature than expected. The doll is the same height as a 6-years old girl, but its proportions are of a young grown-up. The body has adult definition and shape with its torso having curves on the right places to hint a developed body. The breasts IMO are the best part - a pair of silicone breasts that look and feel great. Of course, the genital area had been modified so a big masturbator (included with the doll) fits easily. The doll is made of plasticized rubber which is hollow, but 1AM fills the body with poly-fill adding weight and consistency to the material. All the body with the exception of the breasts is made of the same rubber material.

The doll is a sturdy little woman, with legs and arms that rotate 360 degrees. She is able to support most of her own weight (about 13 pounds) and being light, she is easy to "play" with.
Introducing "Natalia"

When you order the doll  at , you have the chance of selecting between two faces - the standard "Asian" face (available with either black, brown, or blonde rooted hair) or a more mature looking "European" face (available with blonde rooted hair). Regardless of the options chosen, the doll arrives ready to use, dress with simple lingerie and the masturbator.

The ordering process is relatively easy since you can use the order page on the website or email your order to their representative in the US. Either way, you can expect your doll in the given period of time. My Natasha arrived 12 days after I paid her, even when my order arrived during a Chinese holiday.

The Masturbator

The included masturbator is a big closed ended toy with vaginal and anal orifices. The vaginal  orifice has a realistic texture that is enjoyable with moderately high stimulation while the anal orifice has a shorter depth and is smooth. Personally, I enjoyed more the vaginal orifice and placed a small bullet vibrator inside the anal canal.

If the masturbator was a separate item, I would give it the following score:

Immediate Feedback: 4/5
Orgasm Buildup: 5/5
Realism: 4/5
Tightness: 3/5
Tear and Wear: 5/5
Hygiene: 4/5
Maintenance: 4/5
Use: 5/5

Total: 34 / 40

Using the doll

The Natasha doll is really easy to use. First, it is light, allowing you to move her around with one hand without issue. Second, it is small - at barely 4 feet tall, it is easily concealed in a closet or inside a carry-on bag after you disassemble the head and limbs (which are pretty easy to remove and replace).  The legs and arms rotate to allow basic positions, not as many  as a high-end doll, but many more than expected. The material is strong and resistant, so you can be creative with your Natasha.

Two things: You can easily pop the limbs out during play, but they are easy to replace to continue the session. The second is the hair. The doll comes with your selection of black, brown, or blonde hair but be warned that it is rooted hair. If you are not a big fan of rooted hair, you can cut it and use wigs with your doll, just like I did.
Natalia showing her figure.
If you don't like the included masturbator, you can replace it with a similar sized sleeve. I used the AINO Mature Vagina with my Natasha doll (named Natalia) and although not a perfect fit, it worked nicely to add some variety.

Looks: 5/5 - Incredibly cute
Realism: 4/5 - She is a scaled down young lady. If the ass was as squeezable as the breasts, she would have been perfect...
Mobility: 5 / 5 - Lightweight enough to move with one hand. Easy to hide.
Fuckability - 4/5 - Limited positions, but enough to be fun to play. Accept other big masturbators.
Durability - 5/5 - Natasha is pretty sturdy

Total: 23 / 25
Value: High
Preference: High

The Natasha is a good introduction to solid dolls. If you want to experiment with a solid doll and don't have too much space or want something easy to move and store, this doll is perfect for you. With a price below $400, it is a good durable doll to have in your harem.

"Hug me... Then f**k me!"

Saturday, July 6, 2013

RPP 3.0 #47: AINO Mature Vagina (RPP #100)

Recently, a reader of this blog pointed that you could buy Japanese sex toys in Amazon. Although true, most of the Asian toys I found in Amazon were not Japanese - they were Chinese! You have your TENGA and NPG products, but you will also find Chinese brands like AINO. This Chinese company has begun to show their products in the USA and they are a good option for those who simply cannot afford $80 for a high-end meiki. Are they worth at least half of that? Let's see the review! 

General Description

The AINO Vagina comes in two models - Girl and Mature. Externally, both look exactly the same, but their canal designs are different. The main difference among both models is the width of the canals, with the Girl being the tight model and the Mature a very loose one with pronounced G-Spots.
Both toys are closed end toys, meaning they will have a nice suction (and will make those cute pussy farts noises). They on the medium size, measuring about 5.5 inches long and 3 inches on their widest part. They are on the heavy side, weighting 17 ounces (about 490 grams) and are made of the infamous TPE material.


To begin, AINO doesn't spend much on packaging. When you buy this toy, it comes in a sealed poly / metallic bag with the product identification  label and nothing else - no cute graphics or photos, no lube sample... nothing.
The material will have a rubbery odor common to TPE products. It will decrease after a few days, but some people are very sensitive to this smell, so you are warned.
The important thing is how does it feel - and the Mature Vagina feels good... The texture is not too intense, being on the more realistic spectrum of toys and as expected, it feels loose and comfy when you penetrate it. The G-spots on this toy are very pronounced, so when your penis begin to swallow before orgasm they hit you like a wall of bricks. The toy will allow you to build up your pleasure and you will find yourself fucking this toy without mercy.
Cleaning is pretty standard  for closed end toys. Just be sure to clean completely after use and allow to dry before storing.

Immediate Feedback: 4/5
Orgasm Buildup: 5/5
Tightness: 3/5   
Tear and Wear: 4/5  (Small tear on the orifice after a few uses)
Hygiene: 4/5 
Maintenance: 4/5 
Use: 5/5 

Value: High
Total score:  34 / 40

Preference: High

With prices ranging between the $15 (E-bay) and the $25 (Amazon), the AINO Mature Vagina is an excellent option for those wanting to experience a realistic toy, but don't have $80  on the budget for toys. Be warned that the toy has a rubber smell that can be strong during the first few uses.

I used the Muko Gel and Slick Specialist as lubes for my sessions with this toy. My fake ladies Lisi (Meiki Plush Doll) and Natalia (a new 1AM doll) assisted during the hands free sessions.
Also, I watched 3rd World Media's  Naughty Little Asians #29 as inspirational material during this review. 

Next: ?

Thursday, June 27, 2013 coming in July!

Yes, I finally decided to open an "official" website:

Since I am still in the design phase, the website will be up and running by mid July (hopefully) and will have the following:

  • Reviews grouped by toy type
  • Free e-books / minitutorials about sex toys and how to use them
  • Articles and other stuff I find interesting...
Why a website? Well, for starters it is a lot easier to keep "archives" on a website since I can control directly the organization of the site. Also, Blogger is implementing new rules for adult-themed blogs and I don't want them to delete it due to a link. 

I plan to keep the blog mostly to comment on news or about new sex toys I see around.

If you have anything you would like to see on the website, let me know by commenting here, posting on Facebook or Tweeter. (Just remember - this is a hobby for me!)

Stay tuned!

Sunday, June 16, 2013

Rpp 3.0 #46: Jesse Capelli Pocket Pussy (RPP #99)

I honestly have no idea who Jesse Capelli is - but her Pocket Pussy looks fantastic!  As I had said before, I'm not a big fan of UR3 toys, but that does not mean I won't buy a few on sale. I got this Pocket Pussy for less than $10 and to my surprise, it ended being a pretty good toy for the money. Lets go to the review for the details... 

General Description

The Jesse Capelli Pocket Pussy is one of the products from Doc Johnson's realistic vaginas featuring porn stars like Jenna Jameson, Belladona, and Sasha Gray among others.
Like the other pussies in the collection, this toy is a relatively small toy - 6 inches long, about 5 inches girth - and has extremely real looking pussy lips
The texture of these toys is usually ribbed, and the Jesse Capelli pussy is ribbed as expected. The ribs are of medium thickness and spaced every half inch or so. That means that the toy should be a middle intensity toy, not as intense as a Fleshlight supper ribbed, but stronger that a Wonder Wave. The canal is not too tight, and the material is pretty stretchy, although not as much as Fleshlights or meikis.

Of course, as all UR3 toys, it has the damn fruity smell that will stop bothering you after a few days. 


Well, I mentioned that this toy surprised me, so let me tell you how...
The Jesse Capelli is designed to be used as a stroker, but it fits perfectly on Ada, my Love Venus R doll, so I used the toy as an insert for that doll. The experience was 10 times better than I expected!

First, the Pocket Pussy is not too tight, so when you penetrate it, it feels loose, allowing your penis to accommodate inside it. Once you start pumping, the ribs do their job - softly, but definitively doing their thing. After 10 minutes I found myself fucking the doll as if there was no tomorrow, cumming in no more than 30 minutes. Using it as a stroker did not change much - I was pumping hard and fast after 10 minutes and cumming before 30 minutes into the session. 

Now, don't expect earth-shattering, explosive orgasms with this toy. Orgasms simply creep on you and keep building until you simply cannot hold anymore. They are satisfactory and will leave you with a smile on your face, but they are not going to shake your world. 

Cleaning is easy thanks to the open ended design, just flush with running water and let air dry for a few hours. The pink color on the pussy lips is going to wash out after a couple of washes.

Immediate Feedback: 4/5
Orgasm Buildup: 5/5
Tightness: 3/5   
Tear and Wear: 5/5 
Hygiene: 5/5 
Maintenance: 5/5 
Use: 4/5 

Value: High
Preference: Medium

Total score:  34 / 40

The Jesse Capelli Pocket Pussy is a good toy, no matter if you are a beginner or a collector. The toy looks realistic and feels good, surprising you with how quick you  will reach orgasm. For about $20 (average selling price), it is a good toy to play with.

I used the new Slick Specialist lube for my sessions with the Capelli. As established above, my Love Venus R helped for the hands-free sessions. 

BTW, a photo of the model...
You're welcome!

Next Stop: ?

Sunday, June 9, 2013

RPP 3.0 #45: Mood Pleaser Orange (Zig Zag) (RPP #98)

Finally life is going back to normal, so I can come back to write reviews! Today's review is for another model of the Mood Pleaser line from Doc Johnson. The Mood Pleasers are a series of four sub-$20 masturbators, each with a different color and internal texture. I already reviewed the white model (Mood Pleaser Massage Beads), and today I will be reviewing the orange one - The Mood Pleaser Zig Zag. 
Without further interruptions, lets go to the review!  

General Description

The Mood Pleaser Zig-Zag (Doc Johnson)
Like the rest of the Mood Pleaser collection, the Zig Zag is a small masturbator with a very tight entrance and a modern design that does not scream "sex toy". It basically has the same external shape than the Mood Pleaser Beads, with the main difference  the color - the Zig Zag is bright orange -  and the the texture. Where the Beads had a nice regular array of massage bumps, the Zig Zag has a design of capsule shapes bumps arranged in a zig zag pattern. Like the other toys in the Mood Pleaser line, it is an open-ended toy designed to be used as a stroker.


The MP Zig Zag is a simple - and effective - toy. The texture is basic, but well used, it does a good job on helping you to reach your orgasm. Forget about realism with this toy - the exterior design is completely abstract and the interior design does not even try to feel real. The job of this toy is to give something different when masturbating and, in that, it delivers.

Zig-Zag texture (Doc Johnson)
The sensations are mild at the beginning of the session, but as your penis gets used to the toy and the lube is being used, the bumps and their zig-zag design become more and more noticeable. If you like to extend your sessions, stroking slowly, the Zig Zag will become a good toy for you because the sensations are at their best when hitting those bumps at slow speed. You will feel the change in direction of the bumps and you will be surprised by your orgasm. It won't be strong in intensity, but it will be long and pleasurable. 

If you prefer to go for a quickie, the Zig Zag also delivers enough intensity to curl your toes if you use a thinner lube that allows you to feel the bumps. Using faster strokes, the texture becomes intense, and you will be cumming after a few minutes.

Using the Mood Pleasers can be tricky due to the tight entrance. Personally, I don't even bother with it - I penetrate the toy through its back orifice, which is wider and a lot easier to penetrate. You have to remember that this is a small toy, so if you have a large / thick penis the Mood Pleasers could not be right for you. Cleaning is as easy as flushing with running water and then allowing it to air dry.  

Immediate Feedback: 4/5
Orgasm Buildup: 4/5
Tightness: 4/5   
Tear and Wear: 5/5 
Hygiene: 5/5 
Maintenance: 5/5 
Use: 3/5 

Value: High
Preference: Medium

Total score:  32 / 40

The Mood Pleaser Zig Zag is a good toy for beginners or if you want to add some variety for your foreplay. The texture takes a while to get used, but once you understand it, the Zig Zag is an entertaining toy to use. For about $15, it is a good toy to play with.

I used the new Slick Specialist lube for my sessions with the Zig Zag. My Eri Nanjo doll assisted during the hands-free sessions. 

Next Stop: ?

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