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Saturday, February 26, 2011

The RP Project #26: Super Ribbed Butt Fleshlight

Loved by some, hated by others, the Super Ribbed texture is one of the classic Fleshlight textures that are still around. A simple arrangement of pronounced ribs distributed evenly through the canal is maybe one of the most common textures found in sex toys of all materials and makers.

Super Ribbed texture (Photo: ILF / Fleshlight)
First Impressions:
As soon you place a finger into the Super Ribbed (SR), you realize it is an intense texture. The ribs are noticeable to the finger - so your penis will feel twice the sensations. The entrance is available as any of the generic orifices: vagina, mouth or anus and neither is special for fantasizing.  

Intensity (5 / 5)
As expected, the SR is intense - extremely intense. It is a texture that will give you immediate feedback and when you use it, your penis feels every stroke all over its surface. The shaft and head receive plenty of attention sending wave after wave of sensations. Those sensations take you to the inevitable: a toe curling, teeth grinding orgasm that often surprises you because of its quickness.
Tightness (4/5)
Based on a 1/2 inch diameter canal, this texture is not too tight. If you have a penis about 3 - 5 inches of girth you should feel it right, if wider, it can be slightly tight.
Realism (4/5)
The realism of the SR will depend on what lubricant you are using and the quantity you are using for the session. Using a thicker lube, the SR feels more real, specially if you use plenty at the start of the session (or FLight as we say on the Fleshlight Forum). Use a thinner lube (or not enough), and get ready for an intense scrapping of your penis - a sensation many users had compared to rub your penis with a cheese grater. Personally, using Xantham Gum and usually adding plenty of lube, the sessions felt extremely similar to fucking a tight ass  that still gives some room for positioning. A sweet paradox that forced me to edge various times during my sessions to last the minimum time for the reviews.     

Versatility (5/5)
Do you want a quickie session? The SR is the perfect texture for an intense, short session. It is so intense, it doesn't matter how you use it - you need to have control to last more than 15 minutes with this sleeve.  

Lubricant use (5/5)

The SR retains lube perfectly, not requiring additional lubing for "longer" sessions.
Use (5/5)
I didn't have any issue while reviewing this sleeve, but some users compare the SR with a cheese grater. Recommendation: Use enough lube and go slowly at first, increasing the tempo during the session.

Hygiene (5 / 5)
Like all Fleshlights, you only need to flush the SR with running water.

Drying (3/5)
Maybe it is because of the cold weather, but the SR is taking more than 24 hours to dry completely using the hanging method.

Maintenance (5 / 5)

No special maintenance required so far besides a regular corn starching when stored for a few weeks.

Tear and wear (5/5)

No noticeable tear and wear on the Destroya after use.

Total score: 46 / 50

An intense classic texture, the SR is a good sleeve for those who are not afraid of intensity. It is a temperamental texture - can give you great pleasure if you find the balance between lube and speed, or it can simply make your penis feel like shredded carrot. It all depends on how you like to have it.

For this review, I watched She's So Cute. A teen heaven with the beautiful faces and great bodies of Tiffany Star, Hayden Winters, Allie Jordan, Gigi Rivera, Emma Mae and Nikkie Vixon, this movie is a must for any serious masturbatory experience.

Next stop: Sukit SIAC (mini Swallow)

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

The RP Project #25: Stoya's Destroya FLG

Destroya Texture (Photo: ILF /
First Impressions:
With a name like Destroya, you cannot simply ignore this sleeve. Visually, the vaginal orifice is unlike the rest of the FLG lineup - Stoya's vagina is meaty and tough looking, ready for a hard pounding. Once you get past the visual aspect, you check the texture: an insane arrangement of fangs, bands, nubs to simulate teeth, down pointing fangs, STU style nubs, and a reducing diameter spiraled chamber at the end. Spaced in a way that you can enjoy a myriad of sensations even if your penis is just 3 inches long, the Destroya promises to honor its name.

Intensity (5 / 5)
Forget about learning curves here - you will feel the texture as soon you enter this sleeve - but be prepared to a gradual, incremental build up. The sensations produced by the fangs and the "teeth" nubs are always present (with 5 inches, I do not reach the final chamber), but they allow you to enjoy the ride no matter the speed you like to stroke or hump. When orgasms arrive with this sleeve, it is almost impossible to move thanks to the down-pointing fangs "biting" you. Extremely intense orgasms and constant stimulation gives this sleeve a perfect score in this category.
Tightness (5/5)
The Destroya feels tight thanks to its busy interior - those fangs and the bands do the trick perfectly.
Realism (3/5)
The exterior has one of the best feeling pussy molds I have used since I began using toys. It feels so real you forget the interior is completely unnatural. Well lubed and with the end cap completely tightened, the texture is muted enough to feel that you are fucking a tight meaty pussy - but you need to lube it as if there is no tomorrow.    

Versatility (5/5)
Do you want a quickie session? Use the Destroya as a stroker without the end cap so your eyes roll like a slot machine. Prefer longer, pleasurable sessions? Use the Destroya in a hands free session with the end cap tightly closed. This sleeve is versatile as any I had seen and provides a wide variety of sensations just by changing your stroking / humping speed. 

Lubricant use (4/5)

Due to the busy interior, the Destroya tends to need a little bit more lube than usual. Once you find the desired gliding level, the Destroya holds lube really well requiring no additional lube during the session.

Use (5/5)
No issues using Destroya.

Hygiene (5 / 5)
Like all Fleshlights, you only need to flush the Destroya with running water. Be warned that you should use a stronger water flow to clean the texture due to the fangs and other internal structures.

Drying (4/5)
The Destroya takes a little long to dry completely due to its complex interior. Give a good 24 hours before completely dry.

Maintenance (5 / 5)

No special maintenance required so far besides a regular corn starching when stored for a few weeks.

Tear and wear (5/5)

No noticeable tear and wear on the Destroya after use.

Total score: 46 / 50

One of the forum favorites, the Destroya is one must haves in your toy collection. In my opinion, the time it requires to dry lowers its general score, but if you have no issue with it, you should get this FLG texture ASAP.

For this review, I watched Dare Dorm. This movie is basically a bunch of college dorm amateur orgies filmed to earn a prize. Personally, the first and last scenes are the best due to the variety of girls - specially the one with glasses in the first scene and the ugly girl on the last scene (ugly face but a great cock sucker). 

Next stop: Super Ribbed FL Butt

Happy Face = Broken Resolutions

Back in January I made the resolution to avoid buying new toys (or sex training devices) until June of this year. Well, as you can imagine, that resolution went to hell. It is mid February, and to add new sensations to my Venus R doll, I bought a bunch of cheap onaholes that fit into the doll's opening. These are my new additions:

Peach Pai ($25)
This onahole from ToysHeart has a slight curve and an unique stimulation texture of "warts" and major ribs. It is softer than expected and pretty good for free hand sessions with the Venus R. 

Love Shake - Real ($15)
You can call this toy the Little Cheap Pussy That Feels Great. As its name tells you, it feels very realistic - even more than the more expensive meikis, The material is extremely soft for an economy priced toy and a great addition to any collection.

Love Shake Function ($15)
The black cousin of the Real, this Love Shake is designed to make your eyes roll. A mixture of ribs and parallel textures make this soft economy masturbator a good addition for any love doll enthusiast.

SI-X Type R ($15)
The sponge like material of this economy onahole is deceiving because it is stretchy and extremely comfortable during use. The internal structure is tight and extremely busy - guaranteed to make you bust a nut after a few good humps to your love doll.

SI-X Type N ($15)
If you want a good simulator of vaginal sex and you are in a budget, look no further. This economic onahole fells extremely close to the real thing and its design of wavy chambers and parallel ridges will stimulate your penis constantly. Bonus points for the cartoon of the penis head with eyes on the package!

G-Channel ($15)
The only hole-through onahole that fits the Venus R, its design is simplistic - a tight ribbed section, followed by a slightly wider ribbed section, ending in a short section of nubs. As simple as it is, it is really effective since the micro ribs press your shaft all the time while the wider ribs and the nubs rub your penis head. Simple, cheap, and powerful - what else do you want?

Sexy School Bundle (Honoka, Lilia, Aina - $50 for the set)
A set of three onaholes with hole through design, each with an unique pattern of ribs, nubs and pressure points. Extremely soft material providing a range of sensations from realistic to completely insane.

In addition to these onaholes, I have succumbed to try the next step in robotic masturbation (thanks to the reviews from muddbutt, orlandot94, and others in both the Fleshlight and ToysDemon user forums) - the Cobra Libre from Fun Factory. This male vibrator with a futuristic look is the latest craze, so I had to try it. I will post a review as soon I test it a few times.

Now lets see if I can avoid buying any more toys until June...

Sunday, February 13, 2011

Review: Aneros MGX Prostate Massager

Back in November, I pulled the trigger and bought an Aneros MGX prostate massager. After reading article after article about the benefits of massaging my prostate and reading post after post of guys saying how good the orgasms were - and that some were able to achieve multiple orgasms in the same session - I could not avoid considering to include prostate massaging to my sexual inventory.

How does it feels?
Lets start saying that how it feels will depend more in the user's state of mind than the physical stimulation provided by the massage. If you are not relaxed - both mentally and physically - the experience will not be good.

The first time I used it, the sensations were far from enjoyable. Although I was relaxed, and lubed my asshole and the Aneros as if lube was free, it was uncomfortable. The Aneros went in pretty easily (which surprised me since it was the first time I ever pushed something inside my rectum), but the sensation of fullness I felt didn't fade out after almost 30 minutes after inserting the massager. At that time I was cumming - which was incredible. The length and intensity of my orgasm were something I had never felt before since I started masturbating at age 12. The discomfort came back when I removed the Aneros and felt my asshole opened  - I felt as if I was going to take a dump at any moment. If the orgasm had not been as good as it was, I would probably never used the Aneros again.

Going back to the Aneros again and again...

Since that first time use, I have returned to the Aneros on six more occasions,  learning how to work with it and getting used to the sensations. After those uses, I can say it is a great addition to any sexual practice. Erections are stronger and can last longer, but was really make prostate massage great are the orgasms. Although I haven't achieved none of the Holy Grails of prostate massaging (the hands-free ejaculation and prostate based orgasm), the penile orgasms I had achieved so far had been mind blowing. Cumming with a prostate massager inserted, you feel every single contraction, every single pump made to make the semen go out. That feels so good I can't believe I haven't tried it before.

Aneros MGX
Pros: Affordable, perfect size for beginners, hands-free operation, easy cleanup.
Cons: Learning curve, must try different positions and insertion depths to find pleasurable spot.
Overall Value: High
Score: 4.5 / 5 due to learning curve.

Sunday, February 6, 2011

Review: Love Venus R Doll

In my search for Masturbatory Heaven, love dolls were not even considered. The prospect of  having to inflate a plastic doll with pointy breasts and cartoonish face simply didn't rock my boat. They were good for bachelor parties, frat houses, and practical jokes, but I was not interested in sharing an intimate moment with any.

My thoughts about sex dolls changed completely when I saw a Real Doll for the first time: they looked like real women, weighted like one and they were real size with real proportions. The only problem - they cost a freaking fortune ($5,000 and above), and are kind of difficult to put away. Then, I discovered the always horny and always creepy Japanese sex scene and they had their own solution: Love Pillows.

Among the ones available in the USA there was the Love Venus torso. It seemed to be the perfect alternative, but I found creepy to fuck a beheaded torso. I held buying one until the Venus R version was available in the USA - the same torso with arms (no hands), thighs, and a head. After using it for the past three weeks, I am ready to write a review.

First Impressions
When I received the Love Venus R back on early January, I was kind of depressed because the box looked smaller than I expected. Removing the doll from the box, I realized the doll has the same proportions of a petite woman that is about 5 feet tall. Of course, the doll does not have legs, but the proportions make sense. The "skin" feels soft to the touch, almost velvety and as close as real skin as a fabric can be. It doesn't feel like upholstery or a stuffed animal. You can squeeze it and gives a good resistance - much more than a silicone or elastomeric material, but still soft enough for you to love squeezing it.

This is the LVR just as you remove it from the box.

The proportions of the Love Venus R are realistic (I had a petite GF a few years ago and the Venus R has more of less the same proportions). Bust is a 34 - 36 B, waist is just 23 inches and hips are a good 36 inches. The ass and hips became my favorite characteristic right from the bat - I'm an "ass man", so grabbing this doll's round ass was a pleasure on first contact.

Vaginal Hole
The vaginal hole of the Love Venus R measure`s about 5.5 inches deep by 2.5 inches by 3.5 inches. That means that a Fleshlight or a SIAC are out of the question. Even the Meiki Ozawa or the ZXY are too big for the Love Venus R hole. The only sleeves or onaholes accepted by this doll are the ones measuring between 5x3x2 inches by 6x3x3 inches, such like the 17 Evo, the Innocent Sister, most toys from Toys Heart, and the ones from the Meiki Clones Series. Inserting any of the onaholes accepted into the hole changes the sensations you feel, and most important, avoids you squeezing the sleeve and your penis - so it is a good way to avoid the dreaded Death Grip Syndrome or DGS. It is important to wrap the base of the onahole with plastic and either paper towel or something else to keep the hole clean and avoid the onahole from slipping out of the hole when doing certain positions.

The Love Venus R allows you to practice various sexual positions - missionary, doggie style, sitting and cowgirl. The hole is in the right place and has a good angle - not the perfect one, but much better that the mattress or shoe methods used with the Fleshlights. The arms and thighs take a time to get used to, but once you know what to do with them, they become another turn on as they can be an active role in fantasies. The skin fabric feel real enough and absorbs some heat - so it doesn't feel as if you are fucking / touching a corpse.

This is "Enid"
Where the Love Venus R really shines is that it becomes a blank slate for fantasies. At first, the blank face is creepy as hell, but if your imagination is good enough, it will become whoever you want it to become. Also, if you have heard that a wig can change a woman - it is true. A simple wig changes the look of the Venus R and helps on developing fantasies. To complement the fantasy you can add clothes and accessories. If you ever had envy from your little sister when she played "dress-up" with her dolls, now is your turn to play dressing your doll.

 This is "Mina"
In my case, I had developed 15 different personalities for my Love Venus R - 12 resembling women that had been important in my sex life and 3 fantasies. Just a change of wig and some imagination and you have a new "woman" in your bed. So far I had "enjoyed" 2 of these personalities and you can see a description of each one in the Love Venus R Personas page. Just for an example here are the two personas I had enjoyed so far: Enid and Mina.

The Venus R uses the following clothing sizes:

Wigs: You can use either adult or children standard wigs. I had bought only costume wigs for two reasons: they are cheap ($1-$7 each), and it is not weird buying them. I buy them online at Costume where they have discounts up to 90% of the regular price.

Tops: Junior 9, 10, 12 and Women Small. (all USA sizes)

Dresses: Junior 10-12, Women Small, Size 0 (all USA sizes)

Bras: 34B fits perfectly
Panties / Underwear: Women Small, Sizes 5, 6

I live in NYC, so there are a lot of discount stores in the area where you can get clothes for less than $10. In my case, I buy some of the clothes in these stores and other (specially the underwear) in $5.99 Fashion , an online store where the most expensive item is, guess, $5.99. So far, I had spent like $70 in clothes for the different personas of the Venus R, but it has been a good investment so far.

General Verdict
In general, the Venus R is a good love doll and a great addition to my collection. There are still some positive and some negatives, but overall, I love this overpriced pillow. Some of the positive aspects are:
  • Price. Costing between $400 and $600 depending on the seller, it is not a cheap toy, but in the love doll market, it is an affordable sex doll. The closest competitor - Teddy Babes - start at $700 for the basic and going up to $1,200 for the "real life" size ones.
  • Realistic dimensions. Something I really like about the Venus R is that its proportions are anatomically correct. Unlike blow up doll with gigantic breasts and ridiculously thin waists, Venus R dimensions can be found in a real life woman and the doll resembles an actual woman shape.
  • Highly customizable. The Venus R is a blank slate - you can add wigs, accessories, and clothing and you have a new doll.
Some of the negative...
  • Arm positioning. Placing the arms in a natural way is virtually impossible since they don't have any internal skeleton.
  • Blank face. Although I like to use my imagination, I would like the Venus R to have a face of its own or at least have the option of accessories to make your own face a-la Ms. Potato Head.
  • Where are the nipples? Apparently, in Japan women have no nipples (and I know they have), because the Love Venus R doesn't have any. I don't know if the manufacturer or other site besides ToyDemon have after market nipples, but I want some on my Venus R.

Saturday, February 5, 2011

The RP Project #24: Succu-Dry SIAC

I had never been a fan of vampires, but I have to be honest here: If I ever cross paths with a vampire that looks as hot as Kate Beckinsale's Selene does in Underworld, I want to be bitten.

Apparently other folks are more vampire fans, because as soon I began collecting masturbation sleeves in late 2009 one got my attention thanks to the constant mention in blogs, reviews and of course, the user forums: Fleshlight's Succu-Dry SIAC. A SIAC with an orifice made to look like a fanged mouth, it was offered as a Halloween fantasy item - and it became such a favorite that it has stayed in the SIAC roster for more than a year.

First Impressions:
Even without opening this SIAC, the label get your attention. Designed by Hydro74, a known designer whose portfolio includes works for Nike, Lucas Arts merchandise, and others, the Succu-Dry label uses the standard gothic colors (black, white, gray, and red) and motifs to surround the face of a female vampire with a drip of blood from her mouth. Once you open the SIAC container, you see one of the iconic looks of this sleeve: the mouth with teeth - and fangs. Unlike the other mouth orifices from ILF, the Succu not only has fangs, but it shows a full set of frontal teeth. if you have other SIACs, you also notice that the color of the sleeve is paler than the regular SIAC.
Inviting, right? (Photo: ILF)

The pale color and the teeth are the most noticeable visual elements on the exterior, but there is more inside. In most Fleshlights and SIACs you can see through the sleeve - not with the Succu. The Fang texture used in the Succu is full of little pointy nubs that intersect each other. The interior is so packed with these nubs that you cannot see light at the other end of the sleeve when you see through the orifice. The fantasy of oral sex from a vampire plus a texture that looks intimidating promised either an incredible ride or a painful experience... which one was it? Let's go to the review to find out.
"Fang" texture (Photo: ILF)

Intensity (5 / 5)
The Succu is one of those sleeves that if you learn how to use it properly, it will send you to seventh heaven and keep you there for the duration of the session. The small fangs that fill the canal are soft and malleable, feeling like if someone is licking the head and shaft. It is a tickling sensation rather than a "bite", but go slow for a while and you will feel those fangs tingling all over your penis' shaft and head. You will want that sensation to last forever, but unfortunately, it will stop eventually. When you get closer to orgasm, the fangs really show up, biting softly on your penis head as it swells previous to ejaculation. Orgasms with the Succu deliver what they promise - long, intense orgasms that let you dry.
Tightness (5/5)
Again, lets simplify: It's a SIAC, it's tight. It doesn't feel as tight as expected (the fangs are extremely flexible), but it is still tight enough for you to feel the texture and send your head spinning.
Realism (3/5)
Of course, I haven't had oral sex with a vampire, but the Succu bites softly - and I love when a woman does that on my penis. In addition, the teeth at the entrance provide a slight scraping that resembles the same in real life.   

Versatility (5/5)
Like the Abbey, hands free sessions with the Succu require more imagination than with vaginal or ass orifices, but the it also wins a perfect score in the versatility category. It feels great either by stroking or hands free.

Lubricant use (4/5)

Due to the busy interior, the Succu tends to need a little bit more lube than usual. It depends on how rough or sloppy you want your blow-job experience, but the fangs tend to take lube away from your penis.

Use (5/5)
No issues using the SIAC. The Succu is virtually silent, so perfect score here.

Hygiene (5 / 5)
Like Fleshlights, SIACs only need to be flushed with water. Be warned that you should use a stronger water flow to clean the Succu due to the fangs closeness.

Drying (5/5)
The Succu Dry dried up nicely after 24 hours left hanging on open air outside the case.

Maintenance (5 / 5)

No special maintenance required so far besides a regular corn starching when stored for a few weeks.

Tear and wear (5/5)

No noticeable tear and wear on this SIAC after a year of use.

Total score: 47 / 50

There is a reason the Succu Dry had remained in the SIAC catalog although it was a novelty / fantasy item for Halloween: It is good. The unique looks plus great sensations using this sleeve made it an instant favorite in the Fleshlight community. If you want an intense orgasm build, add this sleeve to your collection ASAP. BTW, it is also available as "Count Cockula" from the Fleshjack website.

No visual stimuli was used for the sessions in this review, but if you need some inspiration just look at Masuimi Max selling you the Succu Dry...

OK, Selene in one side and Masuimi at the other...

Next stop: Stoya's Destroya FLG