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Thursday, November 29, 2012

El Casquetero debuts on Toy Demon!

The Toy Demon Blog published today my review for Magic Eyes' Girl In The Box. Go to their cool blog to read this review (and many others)

Saturday, November 24, 2012

RPP 3.0 #31: Fleshlight Girls Bookworm (Kayden Kross) (RPP #83)

In the last few days I had fell in love with the Bookworm - the texture that Fleshlight gave to their product molded after the blonde bombshell Kayden Kross. Why I say I had fell in love with this FL? Keep reading and you will know...  

General Description

The Bookworm texture has a interesting texture. Fleshlight went for a low intensity design with a curved wide tunnel with some rounded bumps at regular intervals. The design is inspired by Ms. Kross' love of books - she is a blog and magazine writer - something new coming from a porn star. The design on her FL seems to be a perfect texture for long, lazy sessions - the same type of sessions I would like to have with Ms. Kross.

When I say I fell in love with this Fleshlight I really mean it. First, the design can be enjoyed regardless of the length of your penis, which is always good. Second, the design of the Bookworm is perfect to build up incredible orgasms.

The Bookworm is wide, both on its entrance and its tunnel. That is good, because the width will allow your penis head to expand when you get closer and closer to ejaculate. The bumps are barely noticeable at first, but as your penis gets used to the texture, you feel them tickling your penis head and shaft, adding to the fun.

This Fleshlight is basically a smooth texture, but still can surprise you with intense orgasms. Since the tunnel is so wide, you can pump this toy while cumming, something that adds to the realism of the toy.

As with all other Fleshlights, cleaning is pretty easy - just flush the sleeve with running water. Remember to use only water based lubricants on this toy.

Immediate Feedback: 3/5
Orgasm Buildup: 5/5
Realism: 4/5
Tightness: 3/5 
Tear and Wear: 5/5 
Hygiene: 5/5 
Maintenance: 5/5
Use: 5/5 

Value: High
Preference: High

Total score:  35 / 40

If you like smooth textures that allow you to control the duration of your sessions, the Bookworm is for you. You can get it at

For this review, I used Fleshlube Water as the lube. I used the Meiki Plush Doll for the hands free sessions.

Next: ?

Friday, November 23, 2012

My Black Friday shopping spree...

Well, the dust settled down on and as usual, my wallet took a hit this Black Friday. The good news is that I was "prepared" for it and I had budgeted $200 for toys in November. At the end of the day, I went slightly over budget, but I got a few interesting toys...

What did I get?

From, I got the Marvel and the Revel. Fleshlight and Fleshjack have  an offer of 25% OFF on all sleeves until Friday, plus you get free shipping in orders above $100. You can check what is available at their websites.

From I got the newest toy from Big Teaze - the VerSpanken. This is a simple but interesting toy with interchangeable textures (waves, bumps, and smooth) available in two materials (foam and water filled inserts). The water filled inserts can be chilled or microwaved, so you have a variety of sensations available. They don't have any Black Friday deal going on, but their prices are pretty decent and they carry a few exclusive toys that deserve attention.

From, I got a selection of toys for me and my girl. They have a HUGE sale going on, with deep discounts in some toys. For example, if you have been wanting a Fuck Me Silly 2, they have it for $240 ($270 in Amazon). Want a Fuck Me Silly Mega Masturbator? They have it for $191. For less than $110, I got more than 10 toys from brands such as Pipedream and California Exotics - average quality stuff, but a good deal anyway you see it.

Of course, my Black Fridays purchases did not limit to sex toys (hey, I have a life!). E-bay became my good friend to get some cool gifts for the family and some of the local stores helped me to save some $$ on clothes I needed. Now, tired, busted and almost broke after this shopping spree, I will retire for the day. Damn am I tired!!

Wednesday, November 21, 2012

Black Friday Wishlist...

Alright, alright, alright...

This is Thanksgiving's week, which means we will have the infamous Black Friday Deals (and the Cyber Monday Deals too!). Stores of all types and sizes are already advertising their "specials", and people wanting the newest LCD TV, Blue-Ray player, or PS3 are already making the lines to be the first one inside the big box store to buy THAT gift.

"I REALLY need to save $20 on that TV!"
 Personally, there is NO FUCKING WAY you will get me in one of those "special sales". First, my sanity is worth much more than the $20 or $30 I will save on the store. Second, my wishlist has nothing to do with TVs, video games, or sound systems. It has to do with sex toys - and those are not sold in Wal-Mart!

These are the toys I will be checking out in the vendors' Black Friday sales...

  1. Glans Licking Girl masturbator - this vibrator toy supposedly licks your dick head as a dedicated Japanese girl. Count me in!
  2. Aoi Himeno doll - I had always liked the shape of this doll, but I don't have the $$$ to spend on it. If Kanojo puts it on sale for $100 less, I could pull the trigger (I found a Eri Nanjo in NY for $25 about a year ago).
  3. HEPS Fantastic - An interesting toy to have... If its on sale, maybe I will add it to my collection.
  4. Verspanken toy - Looks simple, but fun enough with a bunch of customizable combinations. I already bought one (expected to arrive on Friday), but I will be checking out the sales for the water inserts!
  5. Fleshjack's Marvel - I know it is molded from a guy's ass, but the texture is cool enough to make me forget that little detail... I will just imagine I am nailing Kim Kardashian's ass.
  6. Fleshjack's Revel - Another guy's butt that I will be ripping while thinking of a famous female with a big ass... Sofia Vergara seems to be a perfect choice...
  7. Fleshlight's Tornado - Interesting texture for sure...
  8. Water Screw V - Come on, admit it... you had masturbated next to a pool's waterjet. It feels cool, so I would like to try this toy. A little bit expensive for a try, but at the right price, call me Aquaman!
That seems to be a lot, but hey, it is just a wishlist!

Sunday, November 4, 2012

RPP 3.0 #30: Fleshlight Girls Heavenly (Jessica Drake) (RPP #82)

Fleshlight keeps churning out new textures under their Fleshlight Girls lineup. When I bought the Cougar, I also got the Heavenly - a new signature texture with the vaginal entrance molded after Jessica Drake. I knew that Jessica Drake was a hot blonde porn star, but why her texture was called Heavenly? Lets  see...
General Description


The Heavenly texture has a rarely seen combination. When you enter the sleeve, you are greeted by bumps similar to the "teeth" from the Swallow, followed by a section that could had been taken from the Ultra Tight texture - a very narrow section that will keep pressure on your shaft while you are using this sleeve. After that tight section, you have a smooth Forbidden wavy canal to prepare you for all the intensity: a Lotus cervical node followed by ribs and a series of bumps.

The sleeve promises to be a roller coaster of sensations, specially if you have a long penis, since you will be feeling smoothness, pressure and intensity in every stroke.

As I have said here, I have an average penis at best, so my personal experience with this sleeve is only to the Lotus node. Still, the texture won the name of Heavenly, because that was exactly how it felt. The "teeth" at the entrance provides some intensity for those of us who are "small" while the tight section and the Forbidden curved canal simply squeezes and help you build an orgasm for the ages. Going deep, you hit that cervical node and it feels great when you feel it popping on your penis head.

This is one of those sleeves that you will want to fuck for hours because it feels good. I hate that the sleeve has all the intensity at the end of the sleeve where I do not reach, but I like what I am able to enjoy.

As with all other Fleshlights, cleaning is pretty easy - just flush the sleeve with running water.

Immediate Feedback: 4/5
Orgasm Buildup: 5/5
Realism: 3/5
Tightness: 4/5 
Tear and Wear: 5/5 
Hygiene: 5/5 
Maintenance: 5/5
Use: 5/5 

Value: High
Preference: High

Total score:  36 / 40

The Heavenly is a perfect toy for those with long penises and want a "balance" between intensity and smoothness. If you have an average to short penis (4 to 6 inches long) be aware that you will mostly experience the smooth areas of the toy. If you like smooth textures, then the Heavenly is a good toy to add to your collection.

For this review, I used Fleshlube Water as the lube. I used the Meiki Plush Doll for the hands free sessions.

Next: ?

Thursday, November 1, 2012

Answering another round of questions...

Well, I had been "free" the last two days thanks to Sandy and the mess she left in the NYC transportation system, so why not answering another round of questions from you guys? Lets go and kill some time!

Q: "Why you use company photos? Why don't you take your own photos? Can you have videos on your site?" by Various

I could take my own photos for the reviews and film video reviews - if I had the time. Unfortunately, I don't have time for that: I have a full time job, assist to graduate school, and I'm trying to keep something that resembles a social life, so I don't have a lot of free time. Both my job and my studies require me to work a few extra hours from home, so my free time is very, very short.

Normally, I test toys just before going to bed because I would masturbate at that time anyway to relieve stress and help me to sleep. I write my reviews during the weekend, often having one or two as drafts to publish later. If I had the time to take the photos or video, I would do it because I LOVE photography and video editing, but for now, I will keep taking the photos from our friends websites. Sorry guys! :(

Q: "Do you work for a sex toy store / seller?" - Various
NOPE! I don't work for any sex store or sex toy seller. I work for the New York City government in a regular 8-hour day shift, sometimes add two or three additional hours at home (without pay). My only relationship with sex toy sellers is that I use their products and write reviews about them. That's it!

Q: "Do you spend a lot of money on toys?" - Various
Way too much! In the past three years I have spent about $5,000 in toys (including the dolls, which are damn expensive). That is the equivalent of  about 715 beers I did not drink in the nearest bar or 385 cigarette packs I did not smoke. Well, I don't drink or smoke, so I buy sex toys!

The good thing is that in the past few months a few companies had contacted me to review their products, so they send toys for free. Part of the agreement is that I always write MY HONEST OPINION about their products on my blog. Some of them had stopped sending me products, others had continued sending them their stuff. That is cool, because they save me money and keep my only vice, which is masturbation!  

Q: "Why do you have dolls and toys if you have a girl?" - J.K.
Very simple: I like variety. I have a partner since a few months ago, but she doesn't live with me. In fact, we see each other about twice per month thanks to our careers. The toys help me to avoid making stupid decisions because I'm horny - and she totally understands that. So the toys are not a substitute for a girl - they are there to help me stay on check!

Q: "How do you pick the toys you review?" - Various
When the companies send me a toy, I have no choosing about it, but I decide which ones I review on my blog. Whether I buy them or  I receive them for free, these toys must be available in the US, they must catch my attention for some reason, and most importantly, they have to be designed for male use. Some companies had sent me dildos, vibrators, or other stuff designed for women. I use them on my girlfriend, give the review to the company and then my girl keeps them. So far her collection of toys has doubled since we are together... 

Q: "Which is the best masturbator?" - Various
The one that makes you cum and leave you happy.

In Puerto Rico we say that opinions are like belly buttons - everybody has one. Well, here we could say that opinions are like penises - we all have one. The toy that is my favorite could be total crap for you. If I say it is a meiki and you are a Fleshlight diehard, you are going to curse at me. If I say  it is a Fleshlight, then someone will say those are crap compared to Japanese toys. So since everybody has his own dick, follow its lead and find the best toy for YOU.

Well, that's all for today. Please remember to donate time, money, or things to the people that lost their homes during Sandy. Anything we do to help someone is good karma!