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Sunday, January 15, 2012

RPP 2.0 #21: The Succubus Series - 2D Wavy Ripple (RPP #49)

The general definition of a succubus is a female demon who takes the form of a woman to seduce men, driving them crazy during sexual intercourse. This definition applies perfectly to the Succubus  line of  toys made by the Japanese company Tomax and sold in the USA  by Queen Cat AdultToys (http://www.queencatadulttoys.com/).

The Succubus line is composed of 4 models, each one with its specific interior texture: the 2D Wavy Ripple, the Succubus Dots, the Succubus Standard Ripple, and the Succubus Bumpy Road. The textures themselves are not unique or revolutionary, but the fact that each model is available in three levels of material firmness (hard, regular, and soft) is. Just like that, you have a line of 12 different toys - all costing less than $30!

Is the Succubus a good toy? Lets go and review the first toy - the Succubus 2D Wavy Ripple.

Review

The Succubus 2D Wavy Ripple canal (side cut) (Photo: QueenSexAdultToys.com)
At first view, the Succubus looks like another cheap masturbation sleeve in the below $30 range. The orifice is almost cartoonish, its closed end promises somewhat of suction while using, and its size is perfect for those of us with smaller penises. The toy is about 6 inches long and 2 inches across, but it is incredibly stretchy, easily adjusting to your size if you are the proud owner of a monster cock.

The material surprised me. I bought the 2D Wavy Ripple in the regular firmness and it feels exactly as the good and trusted Fleshies. No smell at all, no oily feeling, and extremely inviting to penetrate. I did so with my finger and as expected, the texture didn't surprise me. Just a series of thin ribs - micro ribs if you want - inside a tight wavy canal. Even if not mind blowing, the feeling was enough to want to insert my penis inside it. So, that was exactly what I did next...

Oh My! This little sleeve felt like heaven! I felt first the tightness of the sleeve and after a few seconds without moving, I felt the pressure of the micro ribs around my penis. The ribs became more pronounced after a few minutes of use, but they never got annoying or irritating like the ribs in other toys. The suction of the toy became a factor into play and I have to admit I lost it. My sessions with this little fucker NEVER lasted more than 40 minutes, but each one of those sessions was a serious orgasm.

The toy works well as a stroker (hand-held), but it shines as a hands free sleeve specially if you are a sex doll user. This sleeve fit perfectly into my C18s and my TBs, allowing for a total simulated experience. Ironically, the toy is too big for the Japanese-made dolls, requiring you to force the damn thing into the doll's orifice. Still, is one of the few sleeves that is interchangeable between my "sex partners" allowing for better sessions.

As with most closed end toys, cleaning can be an issue, requiring to turn the sleeve inside out (something I don't like to do), or inserting a towel inside the canal to speed the drying and avoid mold inside the toy. Maintenance is pretty easy, requiring a light starching for the toy to keep its softness to the touch.

Verdict:
If you want a sex toy and are cash-strapped, the Succubus 2D is an option you MUST consider. One of the best toys around, kicking the ass of Tenga to oblivion and getting head to head with Fleshlight and the meikis.

Score:  
Immediate Feedback: 5/5
Orgasm Buildup: 5/5
Realism: 5/5
Tightness: 5/5   
Tear and Wear: 5/5 
Hygiene: 4/5 
Maintenance: 5/5 
Use: 5/5 

Value: High
Preference: High

Total score:  39 / 40

FYI: I watched some classic 70's and early 1980's porn while using the Succubus 2D. My Little Sister, Deep Throat, and The Erotic Adventures of Lolita helped me to blow my loads during the review. Have to love those natural titties and hairy pussies!



Next Stop: The Succubus Dots




Saturday, January 7, 2012

RPP 2.0 #20: Dragon Texture (Asa Akira's FLG) (RPP #48)

Introducing: Asa Akira
If you have ever watched a scene with porn star Asa Akira, you know two things: 1) that woman is HOT as Hell and 2) she will do shit you WISH you could do with any woman you know. Asa is a porn goddess and it was incredible that ILF took so long to launch her FLG.

Is Asa Akira's texture a real Dragon? Lets see...

Asa Akira's Dragon Texture (Photo: ILF / Fleshlight)
Review

Lets begin with the obvious: the Dragon has a wide canal. Unlike most recent  FLG which tend to be tight, the Dragon went with a wider canal - almost as wide as the original smooth texture (3/4 inch diameter). Add a continuous spiral of nubs and a collection of soft ribs and you a recipe for a long, long, orgasm buildup.

If you are looking for something like the Destroya or the Gauntlet, look elsewhere. Just like the mythical creature, this dragon is slow but brutal. As soon as you enter the Dragon, you feel the caress of the texture, softly at first. It is inviting, so you keep pumping, allowing your penis to grow inside the texture. That's when the Dragon wakes and sends you to pleasure land. During the sessions I did for this review, I went into sustained periods of sexual excitement, something not common with Fleshlights. During those periods, I feel close to orgasm, but I stay at that level for five or ten minutes before ejaculating like a possessed. Besides the Dragon, I had only felt that before with the Twista and with the Original.

The texture allows you to control the whole experience, so it is a good texture for those who likes edging (masturbating and stopping until close to orgasm, rest for a minute or two, then continuing) or those who love long sessions (like me). If you are a fan of lowly built orgasms, the Dragon is the sleeve for you.

 
As with all Fleshlights, the Dragon is easy to clean. Given its wide canal and simple texture, it dries completely after a few hours, ready to give pleasure.

Verdict:
Just as Asa Akira became one of my favorite porn stars, her FLG has become one of my favorites. The Dragon is one of those textures well designed for long sessions ending in great explosive orgasms.


Score:  
Immediate Feedback: 5/5
Orgasm Buildup: 5/5
Realism: 5/5
Tightness: 3/5   
Tear and Wear: 5/5 
Hygiene: 5/5 
Maintenance: 5/5 
Use: 5/5 

Value: High
Preference: High

Total score:  38 / 40

FYI: The logic choice was Asa Akira is Insatiable. Damn, that woman is incredible!
You are welcome...
Next Stop: Tempted by a Succubus...

Monday, January 2, 2012

Resolutions for 2012

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Well, 2012 is finally here! The end of the current Maya calendar - doomsday for some, a new start for others, and a lot of $$$ for some people writing scary shit about the end of the world. Or like my friend Itzel (a Maya descendant) likes to say, the year of "I don't give a fuck!"

Regardless if it is the end of the world as we know it, I made up some resolutions (just in case this planet keeps moving on December 22, 2012. I know resolutions are as strong as wet cheap toilet paper, but anyway, these are my resolutions for 2012:

1. I will limit my sex toy purchases. The plan is to buy just 10 toys this year - no more. I barely have space in my apartment and time to enjoy the ones I have will become scarce during the year. (This resolution doesn't apply to the ones ordered in December.)

2. I will watch each and every one of the movies I have. In the past 2 years I have collected a ton of porn. I have hundreds of porn movies and I haven't watched even a quarter of them. The goal this year is to watch all of them... or at least not adding to the collection until I do.

3. Enjoy life and new experiences. If the world is going to end, why are we holding our true selves? This year I plan to experience whatever I want and enjoy every single sexual moment I have. Nothing illegal allowed, but if it is legal and I want to try it, it will be done!

4. Enjoy what I have while I have it. No more envy, no more greed, no more selfishness in ALL aspects of my life.

That's it. A few simple resolutions that hopefully will be easier to achieve than loosing weight...