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Tuesday, June 28, 2011

RPP 2.0 #6: Ice Crystal Fleshlight

ICE Crystal texture (Photo: ILF / Fleshlight.com)

 
Review:

A few months ago, Fleshlight decided to simplify their Ice lineup and developed an exclusive texture for their colorless FL: The Crystal.

The Crystal is a fairly complex texture. Look at the picture and you will see an abundance of sections with nubs, ribs, tight sections, and even a spherical section with nubs. It is impossible to describe, so the best way to understand is by looking at the picture. Now, all these textures promise intensity... if you are long enough.



The main issue with the Crystal is that although it feels good, if you are like me and have a shorter penis, you can see how much you are missing. Yes, you can always fuck the FL from the other side to experience the other textures, but the fact is that you don't feel the whole experience.


Besides wanting the texture to be more accessible, the other issue with the Crystal is drying this sleeve. It is a busy, narrow texture, so it takes longer to dry. Add the fact that Ice FLs are sticky as hell and you have the problem of the orifice basically closing (sticking to itself), making drying take ages. I had to solve that little annoyance cutting small sections of the shipping rod and sticking that short (1 inch) section into the entrance to keep the air flowing inside the sleeve.

Is it good? Even with the drawbacks mentioned above, the ICE Crystal is a decent sleeve to use with your partner or by yourself. It is an intense texture thanks to it tightness and the various textures inside it, but it is pleasurable. Orgasms with the Crystal are easy to control and they build up fairly gradually. It is not in my Top 5 sleeves, but it is a fun sleeve to use either hands free or as a stroker.


Score:
Immediate Feedback: 5/5  You feel the textures at all times - tightness, ribs, nubs, it has them all!
Orgasm Buildup: 4/5
Realism: 3/5
Tightness: 5/5
Tear and Wear: 5/5
Hygiene: 5/5
Maintenance: 4/5
Use: 4/5
Value: Medium  It is a good sleeve, but the stickiness of the material and the feeling that you are missing part of the texture simply lowers the value of this sleeve. 
Preference: Low It is a good sleeve, but not one of my favorites due to the stickiness of the material.

Total score: 35 / 40 

FYI:  No porn was used for this review. Maybe next one...

Sunday, June 26, 2011

RPP 2.0 #5: Tori Black's Torrid FLG (RPP #34)

Torrid Texture (Photo: ILF / Fleshlight.com)
Review:

The Tori Black Fleshlight with her "Torrid" signature texture is one of the latest Fleshlights from ILF. As all Fleshlight Girls, the Torrid entrance is molded from a porn performer - in this case, the 2010 AVN Performer of the Year Tori Black. Tori is incredibly intense in most of her scenes, but still conserving that "girl next door" aura that really makes her attractive.

The Torrid texture, in my opinion, matches her model. It is an interesting texture, with a series of "gates" that divide the FLG into chambers with bumps of varied intensity. When you enter, you feel the tightness of the entrance, giving soon space to a series of micro bumps followed by the first set of gates (or trilobes). These tri-lobes are soft, but they prepare you for the following set of bumps - which are slightly more stimulating, then another gate of tri-lobes. That arrangement repeats two times (if you are lucky to have a large penis) through the texture, giving a constant massage to your penis head and shaft.

If you are looking for eye turning intensity, look somewhere else. The Torrid is designed for pleasure - long sessions where you will trust in and out without wanting to ever finish. The bumps are subtle, but they keep you completely excited thanks to the constant touch of the tri-lobes and the tight entrance. Orgasms with this sleeve are more than satisfactory, building up slowly and hitting strong.  Something unique about this sleeve is that it squirts - when you trust quickly you can feel the lube squirting out through the entrance orifice, turning the fantasy of fucking a real woman to 11. 

Score:
Immediate Feedback: 4/5  Besides the tightness, there is not a strong feedback on penetration. The texture is a pleasurable, middle intensity one.
Orgasm Buildup: 5/5
Realism: 5/5 It feels almost like the real thing.
Tightness: 5/5
Tear and Wear: 5/5
Hygiene: 5/5
Maintenance: 5/5
Use: 5/5
Value: High  If you like realistic, longer sessions, the Torrid is a high value sleeve - if not, then you won't like it much.
Preference: High Good overall, satisfactory orgasms.

Total score: 39 / 40 

FYI: Although I didn't use any porn during this evaluation, you can  check Tori Black Is Pretty Filthy. There you can watch Tori doing what made her famous: fucking hard and speaking filthy as only she can do.
She can talk dirty to me all she wants... (Photo: ILF / Fleshlight.com)

Sunday, June 12, 2011

RPP 2.0: #4 - Si-X Type N (RPP #33)

Review:

The Si-X sleeve series is one of those masturbators that you ignore when you are looking for a "good pussy". They look rubbery, the entrance is not attractive, and it is dirt cheap (about $15). The immediate thought is "this thing is not going to last, so I'll get a Tenga". That would be a bad decision...

As with other recent onaholes, I bought this one as an assortment of cheap rubber holes to use with my Love Venus R. As with most of those purchases, I had been surprised in a good way. The Si-X has different textures to resemble different  sexual experiences: handjob, oral sex, vaginal sex, and simply extreme excitement. Type N is their vaginal experience version and I have to say that it is a great simulator. The texture is relatively simple: a series of chambers with parallel ridges to stimulate your penis head. That promises a low level stimulation and longer sessions. Not really.
You get a nice, soft feedback when you enter, but that feedback is constant. The chambers are designed in a way that two of the most sensitive areas of your penis (the frenulum and the tip of the head) are always being touched. The lack of extra texture simply has you stroking / fucking the sleeve more resulting in an epic orgasm buildup.
The toy material feels sticky to use it as a regular stroker, so I prefer to use it with my dolls. It is a perfect fit for the tighter Teddy Babe and it requires some padding to stay in place into the Love Venus R, and once lubed the Si-X N simply excels as a rubber pussy.
Score:
Immediate Feedback: 4/5  Not a strong feedback on penetration, but after a few strokes, it begins to "talk back"
Orgasm Buildup: 5/5
Realism: 4/5 It doesn't look realistic, but the sensations are.
Tightness: 4/5
Tear and Wear: 5/5
Hygiene: 5/5
Maintenance: 5/5
Use: 4/5 (Sticky to use as strokers, good with sex dolls)

Value: High  For $15, I couldn't ask for a better sleeve.
Preference: High Good for inserting in dolls, satisfactory orgasms.

Total score: 36 / 40 

FYI: I didn't use any porn during this evaluation.


Next Stop: Maybe Tori Black's Torrid FLG, or the Ice Crystal FL, or...

RPP 2.0: #3 - Innocent Younger Sister (RPP #32)

Innocent Younger Sister (Photo: ToyDemon.com)
 Review:

The Innocent Younger Sister is one of those onaholes that I don't feel weird using as a stroker. This toy from Toys Heart has a rubbery consistency (similar to a pencil eraser), and its weight is great to use with the hand. But honestly, I prefer to use it with my Venus R. It is one of those inserts that fits perfectly with the Love Venus R and it immediately became one of my favorites for doll sex.
The Innocent Younger Sister is easy to fit into the doll's hole and once lubed, it is extremely easy to penetrate. Once inside, you are welcomed by one of the most intense onaholes in the market. A spiral welcomes you at the entrance, then after the initial shock, a tight channel with a series of nubs, ribs, and God only knows what else gives you immediate intense feedback. The Sister is intense, but it is addictive. Once you get used to the intensity of the texture, you don't want to remove from it until orgasm. You want to fill this hole with cum - meanwhile you are trying to hold as much as you can because you don't want the sensations to end. When you ejaculate, be aware that you will need to stay quiet for a few minutes before trying to stand up. Orgasms with this rubber pussy are extremely intense and satisfactory.
Cleaning is relatively easy due to the material - it doesn't "absorb" the lube or the cum so once you pour water into the hole a few times and rinse, it is clean. Drying is relatively fast since you can insert a paper towel or a microfiber cloth to dry the excess water, then leave the onahole to dry overnight. Definitively one of my favorites.


Score:
Immediate Feedback: 5/5
Orgasm Buildup: 5/5
Realism: 3/5
Tightness: 4/5
Tear and Wear: 5/5 (No noticeable tear or wear)
Hygiene: 4/5
Maintenance: 5/5
Use: 5/5

Value: High  It is a $50 range onahole, but it is sturdy and durable.
Preference: High Favorite for the Love Venus R whenever I want intense orgasms.

Total score: 36 / 40 

FYI: The Younger Sister is so intense that I didn't need any porn to do the reviews. I did watch some scenes from 18 Years Old Love Cum #5 to get "in the mood" (each DVD in that series has about 12 scenes). From the recent scenes, a lovely freckled redhead gave enough fuel to nail "Ada" with the Younger Sister, resulting in one of the most mind-blowing, earth-shattering, prostate draining orgasms I had ever had masturbating.


Next Stop: Whatever sleeve / onahole I feel worth fucking...