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Sunday, May 27, 2012

RPP 3.0 #12: My Cocoa Masturbator (RPP #64)

"Why most of the masturbators are based on White or Asian women only? Nobody likes Black women?" Those had been my questions since I began using sex toys. There are a handful of famous Black porn stars, but sex toys based on them are extremely rare. Besides the Fleshlight's series molded from Misty Stone, the other toys I have seen are the Flip a Sista toy and this one - My Cocoa Masturbator. I decided to try the last one, since it looked to be a perfect fit for "Rosa", my modified C18 doll.

General Description

My Cocoa Masturbator is a relatively small toy - about 4.5 inches long and about 2.5 inches wide. The entrance hole is one of the smallest I have seen in a product marketed by an American company (California Exotics) at about 0.25 inches in diameter.

The toy is made of Cyberskin, so it is extremely soft and flexible. The orifice is overly sculpted with a tight tunnel with a simple wavy texture.


Review
The price of this toy - about $15 - should have been a good indicator of its quality. It is too tight and too small to be used comfortably even by a guy on the smaller side like me. The material is fine, but the texture is bland and the entrance so small that the toy ripped at the entrance during the second use. Unlike the Japanese toys that improve their usability after the tiny entrance rips, My Cocoa simply became useless after the third use, ripping to an extreme.

Cleaning this masturbator was pretty easy, but I only needed to clean it twice before I tossed it into the garbage.


Score:
Immediate Feedback: 2/5
Orgasm Buildup: 3/5
Realism: 3/5
Tightness: 3/5 
Tear and Wear: 2/5 
Hygiene: 5/5 
Maintenance: 2/5 
Use: 2/5 

Value: Low
Preference: Low

Total score:  22 / 40

Verdict:
Honestly, don't waste money on this one. If you want a toy to replicate fantasies with an African American toy, just save your dead presidents and get the Misty Stone Fleshlight collection.

FYI:
I used FleshLube Water as the lubricant for this review.


Next: 17 Bordeaux

Sunday, May 13, 2012

RPP 3.0 #11: Sasha Grey's Cream Pie Pussy (RPP #63)

Did you recognize her dressed?
What type of woman is your dream woman? For me, the perfect woman is the one that looks completely innocent when dealing with the "outside world", then is a fiery beast on bed ready to do whatever you want. If you believe that is only my fantasy, then you do not know Sasha Grey. This 24 year old woman IS the real deal. Innocent looking enough that she was allowed to read to a class of elementary school kids, Sasha is a freak in intimacy - or at least she is in the movies she has made so far. Of course, she have her own sex toy and it the one I am reviewing today.

Sasha Grey's Cream Pie Pussy
General Description

Sasha's rubber pussy is a relatively small toy - 5 inches long by 2.5 inches. It is made by Doc Johnson in the infamous UR3 (Ultra Realistic 3) material. In fact, the damn thing is realistic. The consistency is similar to human flesh and it is extremely detailed - you can notice even the pores on the "skin" and the nice folds on the lips. The orifice is inviting and the toy is ergonomically designed, so it fits nicely on your hand.

The toy's internal structure is simple - a series of soft bumps that are expected to feel natural and not too intense. The material is harder than the Fleshlight (and way harder than the meiki material), but still is comfortable to use once lubed. The only drawback of the design is the material's fruity smell which can be annoyingly distracting while using it.


Review
For a sub $30 toy, this rubber pussy is a decent one. As a stroker, its size and weight is perfect - it allows you to use it without feeling as if you were lifting dumbbells. If you are used to more expensive (and softer)  toys, the UR3 material is going to feel hard and too springy but still is good enough to pound without worrying about breaking it. As expected, the inner texture is not too intense, but the material and the wide ribs inside the canal work marvels on your penis. The toy is a closed end one, so it creates a good suction during use.

If you like to use dolls, the Sasha Grey will fit perfectly in most Japanese dolls as well as others like the Teddy Babes. Using it in hands-free sessions make the toy even milder but it improves the suction (or at least it feels like that), making you last longer and building a major orgasm.
Cleaning this masturbator is very easy and keeping it on top condition is as simple as powdering it regularly to avoid stickiness. The only issue I have with this toy is the fruity smell, which was kind of a distraction to me - specially when the smell stayed on my hands after washing them.


Score:
Immediate Feedback: 3/5
Orgasm Buildup: 5/5
Realism: 3/5
Tightness: 3/5 
Tear and Wear: 5/5 
Hygiene: 5/5 
Maintenance: 5/5 
Use: 4/5 

Value: High
Preference: Medium

Total score:  33 / 40

Verdict:
The Sasha Grey Cream Pie Pussy is a good toy for an occasional user or those who are new to male masturbation toys. It offers a good experience for a toy between $15 and $30, but it will disappoint more experienced users or those looking for a ride as intense as Sasha.

FYI:
I used FleshLube Water as the lubricant for this review. For the stroker sessions I used the perfectly titled FUCK Sasha Grey - where she even fucks a guy dressed as a teddy bear. For the hands free sessions, I used my TBD "Victoria".

BTW, let me close this review with a photo of  Ms. Grey  in all her glory...


Next Stop: ?

Saturday, May 12, 2012

RPP 3.0 #10: Fleshlight Freaks: Zombie (RPP #62)

Alright, I finally did the unthinkable: I fucked a dead body. Well, not really... I just fucked the Fleshlight Freaks: Zombie pussy. Instead of brains, this zombie wants to eat a hard cock over and over again. Lets see the review...

General Description
Fleshlight Zombie (Photo: IFL / Fleshlight)
If there is an ugly entrance for a masturbation sleeve is the one for the FL Zombie. It has a design of rotten meat, just like the sickest man in Earth could imagine the pussy of a degrading corpse (maybe someone at Fleshlight is a fan of rotten.com). Good thing I never pay too much attention to the orifice look because the Zombie is a boner killer.


As ugly the entrance could be, the texture is one of the finest done by ILF. The texture is a combination of known textures such as the "teeth" from the Swallow, the cervical node from the Lotus, plus a smooth wavy section similar to the Forbidden  and a few nicely spaced medium ribs. The texture seems to be in the medium intensity spectrum, good for sessions up to one hour.


Review
Avoiding to look at the rotten pussy, my little friend went inside the Zombie expecting a nice ride and met a surprise. The Zombie is a hungry sleeve and it is more intense than it looked. The ribs before the cervical node really hug the penis and the ribs are slightly harder than expected, scrapping the penis head when you enter the Corpse. If you go deep, then you are rewarded with the smooth section - a needed change of intensity for your penis head. Once deep, you receive a tight, intense massage on the shaft while getting the harder ribs and the smooth section on the top of the penis.
The Zombie feels great both as a stroker and as a hands-free toy. The mix of sensations is incredible and it is surprisingly constant through the duration of the session. Orgasms are explosive specially if you go slow and deep for a few minutes before climaxing.

As always, cleaning the FL is as simple as flushing it with running water and letting it dry on an open space.


Score:  
Immediate Feedback: 5/5
Orgasm Buildup: 5/5
Realism: 3/5
Tightness: 4/5 
Tear and Wear: 5/5 
Hygiene: 5/5 
Maintenance: 5/5 
Use: 5/5 

Value: High
Preference: High

Total score:  37 / 40

Verdict:
The Zombie has one of the ugliest and sickest orifice designs, but the texture is one of the best coming from ILF. A cool addition to the collection.

FYI:
I used FleshLube Water as the lubricant for this review.

Next Stop: ?

Sunday, May 6, 2012

RPP 3.0 #9: My Ona Pet 2 (RPP #61)

Is simpler always better? This time the Casquetero reviews a very popular product from the Japanese company Mate - the second version of their famous My Ona Pet masturbator. The first version of this toy is very popular in Japan and this second version is slightly longer and thicker than the original.

General Description
My Ona Pet 2 (MOP2) is a below $20 toy from Japan - a rarity, since most of the Japanese toys available in the USA are above the $30 and usually overpriced. The reason of the low price is easy to see: MOP2 has an extremely simple design. It has a tunnel design of decreasing diameter lined with ribs from the entrance to the end, a non descriptive entrance hole, and it is a small diameter toy (for American standards).  Unlike most cheap masturbatory sleeves, MOP2's material is pretty soft, almost without a smell, and seems to be durable and resistant.

Review
My Ona Pet 2 (Photo: QueenCatAdultToys.com)

This is one of those toys I had some mixed experiences, so I am going to divide my review between what I liked and what I did not like about the MOP2.

I LIKED...
 
The material. Unlike most toys below $20, MOP2 material is soft and durable. Most of the Japanese toys I have used in the under $30 range break down after two or three uses - they either rip open at the closed end or at the entrance. That did not happen with the MOP2 and it was a good surprise that this little toy held its ground after five sessions and still looks like new.

The suction created by the entrance. I am not a fan of tiny entry holes - you need to be steel hard to penetrate them and they rip easily if your penis is even average girth - but I liked MOP2 entry design. Its hole is tiny, but the entrance has a "cup" design that behaves like a suction cup when you go balls deep into this toy. I liked that effect, specially when using it hands free, although I have to say it can be distracting to many guys out there.

I DID NOT LIKE...

The thickness of the material. The material is so soft and became so thin during use that it was distracting for me to use as a handheld masturbator. When using it as a manual stroker, I could feel my penis through the material almost as if I was jerking  with my bare hands. Even the Ona Pit series (the cheapest toy I have tested so far) felt better than MOP2.

The size. Specifically, I did not like the diameter of the toy. MOP2 is tight, almost too much for me to enjoy. Lets be clear here - I have an average width penis and I felt the toy expanding around it so much I could barely feel the ribs in the tunnel. If you have a girth above 4.25 inches, MOP2 is not for you.

 The sensations were difficult to feel due to the MOP2 tightness, but the ribs were soft and never felt as a cheese grater (a common complain about ribbed masturbators). As a stroker, the MOP2 did not work for me. It worked better as a hands-free toy after I placed it into the vaginal entrance of "Ada" (my Venus fuck doll). With the doll, I was able to feel the tunnel slightly better, although it was still tight.

Cleaning and dying the My Ona Pet 2 was similar to most closed masturbators - wash with running water, use a little bit of alcohol to disinfect, pat dry with a paper towel, then leave on open air to dry for 24 hours.


Score:  
Immediate Feedback: 3/5
Orgasm Buildup: 3/5
Realism: 4/5
Tightness: 5/5  It can be too tight if you have a girth above 4.25 inches.
Tear and Wear: 5/5 
Hygiene: 5/5 
Maintenance: 5/5 
Use: 3/5 

Value: Medium
Preference: Low

Total score:  33 / 40

Verdict:
My Ona Pet 2 masturbator is a nice budget toy if you are a beginner and have a penis thinner than 4.5 inches. Also, it is a good toy for those who like to use sex dolls that support inserts.

FYI:
I used FleshLube Water as the lubricant for this review.

Next Stop: Fleshlight Zombie