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Monday, December 30, 2013

Casquetero's Top 10 for 2013

Well is THAT time of the year when we look at the BEST toys that we found during the year! Even when this year I did not review as many toys as in 2013, still there are a bunch of newsworthy toys.

These are the BEST TOYS I reviewed in 2013!

10) Nirvana FleshJack (Reviewed on December 1, 2013) - An original texture that teases and builds really good orgasms.

9) G-Mode LX2 (Reviewed on October 30, 2013) - A low cost masturbator packing an intense punch!

8) AINO Mature Vagina (Reviewed on July 6, 2013) - Low cost heavyweight masturbator coming from China. Much better than expected!

7) 1 AM Natasha Solid Doll (Reviewed on July 13, 2013) - Want a sex doll, but don't have space or money? 1 AM solved your problem with a compact plastic doll that is fun to play with, easy on the eye, and super easy to store and take everywhere with you!

6) Mood Pleaser - Beads (Reviewed on April 21, 2013) - A compact, cheap toy that has a lot of stimulation. Too small for the centaurs, it is perfect for the traveling average man.

5) Fleshlight Tornado (Reviewed on April 6, 2013) - Feels real, beautiful orifice (if you buy the Alexis Texas FLG), and a great texture for long lazy sessions...

4) Venus Clone - Very Soft Material (Reviewed on February 19, 2013) - One of the few toys receiving a perfect score takes a turn to the uncanny valley with the Very Soft firmness levels. So good that is scary!

3) Flight Navigator (Reviewed on March 16, 2013) - A delicate texture that will drain your balls with long and strong orgasms.

2) FleshJack Revel / Fleshlight Attack (Reviewed on March 9, 2013) - A composite texture that keeps you on the edge. So good, they recycled it for her new FLG Christy Mack!

And... the best toy I reviewed in 2013...

HEPS Fantastic Oral Simulator (Reviewed for Toy Demon's Blog on January 3, 2013)

Compact, discreet, ultra realistic, easy to clean, and with infinite ways to change the sensations, the HEPS Fantastic is a pricey toy, but a must have for the fans of receiving blow jobs. Pair it with a slick lube, play your favorite blowjob scene and prepare to go to heaven...

 Well, this is my last review of the year, so the only thing left to say is...


Doll Review: Mini Love Doll

If there is a company with a totally true slogan is Mini Love Dolls. When they say their Mini Love Doll (MLD) is "The small love doll that does it all!", THEY ARE NOT FOOLING AROUND.

The MLD is a scaled down silicone sex doll measuring 42 inches tall (approx. 107 cm) and weighting around 36 pounds (16.4 kg), and as their maker says, it does all. The dolls have both vaginal and anal openings and are available with an optional oral capable head (head #1). For the big breast lover, the MLD is a dream because it has a full 27 inches bust (68.8 cm) in its standard body - although MLD has an optional body with smaller breasts. The price of this pint size diva? You can get a brand new MLD for $2,000.

Of course, I did buy my MLD used - I am too cheap to shell out more than a grand for a sex toy - and personally, I do not regret it!

I got a fair tone, oral capable MLD from a member on The Doll Forum a few weeks ago. Even with some minor damages, this doll is great!

As said, the doll is small, but it can do almost everything you want. First, the spine is pretty flexible, allowing for different posing and sex positions. The MLDs cannot stand on their feet (hands and feet are floppy), but in bed, that simply does not matter.

The breasts are big and bouncy, but not as realistic as a pair of Quty Tits or Busty AiChan. Still, they are great to fondle while enjoying any of the three holes of these dolls. The vagina is 8 inches deep with a very gentle ribbed texture (I barely feel it), while the anus is also 8 inches deep and smooth. You can easily vary the sensations given by both holes by opening or closing the doll's legs. Unless you are wide as a soda can, the oral head will give you a time to remember. The mouth has a 4.5 inches depth and the MLD lips feel great while caressing your penis.

The MLD can be positioned in various erotic poses and because it is just 42 inches long, it is pretty easy to store and carry around. Just be warned that because it is a silicon doll, it requires regular powdering to keep the skin clean.

Because the vagina and other orifices of this doll are permanent, you will need to clean the orifices using a turkey baster to wash them. To avoid the inconvenient cleaning, many silicone dolls users either use a condom or ejaculate over the doll.

Personally, giving these dolls huge cumshots is a must!

Mini Love Dolls delivers what they promise! In a small package - just 42 inches - , they deliver all the functions you can desire from a full size silicone doll at an affordable price. Perfect for those who want to experience silicone dolls but don't have the space (or money) to shell out $5,000 for one.

Realism: 5 / 5. The MLD is well proportioned and feels real when having sex with it. Looks like a well proportioned midget.

Storing: 5 / 5. Perfect size for storage

Maintenance: 3 / 5. MLDs tend to suffer from poked arms and ankles where the wires used on her skeleton tend to break the skin. Also be ware of possible knee and elbow dislocations if moved incorrectly.

Cleaning: 3 / 5. Avoid cumming inside the doll without a condom unless you have a turkey baster or enema equipment to clean the orifices.

Weight: 4 / 5. It is small, but still moving this girl requires you to be strong. Thirty six (36) pounds of dead weight are not easy to move with a single hand!

Total: 20 / 25

Tuesday, December 24, 2013

RPP Review: YouCups Warrior Wave (RPP #106)

Remember the Cobra Libre? Well, it was good, but the Warrior from YouCups is even better!

The Warrior has the same basic concept - a sleeve where you insert your penis, then it gets stimulated by a series of vibrations until you cum in a totally hands-free orgasm. The differences are many, beginning with an ergonomic design, lighter toy, and easier to control case.

But why am I writing all this... I can tell you!

If you could not play the video (or could not deal with a fat guy speaking bad English), let me summarize for you:

  • Same idea from the Cobra Libre on a cheaper, lighter, and easier to use toy.
  • 12 modes of vibration ( I counted 13, but I could be wrong!)
  • Rechargeable battery 
  • Uses your computer USB port to recharge
  • Up to 2 hours of play per charge (if you are lucky)
  • Fits on the SPH (Strategically Placed Hole) of most sex dolls in the market.
The only problem with this toy is that YouCups are difficult to buy in the USA. I don't know if it has to do with the lawsuit from Fleshlight, but the only place I have seen these toys is in E-bay. They supposedly have a distributor in the USA, but I have tried to contact them without luck...

Verdict: If you loved the sensations you got from the Cobra Libre, but were frustrated by its temperamental controls, time limit, and its noise, you should give the Warrior a chance. It is difficult to obtain in the USA, but if you see it around, buy it!


I wish all of you a Merry XXXMas!

Monday, December 23, 2013

RPP 3.5: Vulcan Ripe Vagina (RPP #105)

So, you want a toy that feels good, but does not cost you a leg and an arm? Well, maybe you haven't considered the low cost Vulcan series from FunZone.

This series of masturbators include vaginas, asses, and mouths in different configurations - Wet, Vibration, Ripe, Virgin, and I don't know what else. The best part? These toys are available for less than $15 in most sex toys stores.

Like the Fresh Brew Vagina, the Vulcan surprised me. I bought the Ripe and the Wet versions to try this cheap toy for around $11 each - and I cannot complain!

The Vulcan Ripe is a TPE sleeve inside a plastic cup, similar to the ones you buy on a 99 cents store. The sleeve is relatively small, measuring 6 inches by 2.5 inches, which makes it closer to the SIAC line from Fleshlight. Like the Fleshlights, the Vulcan is an open ended sleeve, making cleaning super easy and fast.

What about the texture? Well, this is the Ripe version, so it gives the sensation of a "loose" vagina. The tunnel is pretty wide and it is covered by ribs spaced on 1/2 inch intervals. To make things interesting, the ribs also have round bumps on them, so the texture is pretty exciting even when the tunnel is wide. The material is pretty flexible and expands nicely when penetrated, giving you the sensations of entering an older woman (30 years or more). The sessions with this toy were really good, allowing me to control the excitement enough to last at least 30 minutes before exploding.

As said, cleaning the Vulcan Ripe is very easy - just flush under running water and use some antibacterial soap to clean.

Verdict: The Vulcan Ripe Vagina is a cheap toy that is much better than expected. For what you expect to pay for a disposable toy, you get a reusable sleeve that feels good and is easy to hide. Good toy for a beginner or any user on a tight budget.

RPP Score:

Feedback: 4 / 5
Orgasm Buildup: 5 / 5
Realism: 4 / 5
Durability: 4 / 5
Value: 5 / 5

Total Score: 22 / 25

Sunday, December 22, 2013

RPP 3.5: Fresh Brew Vagina (RPP #104)

As I have said before, a masturbatory sleeve does not have to be expensive to be good. The Fresh Brew Vagina is a good example of that...

This small toy is made by FunZone and sold in basically all stores selling sex toys. I bought mine this last Black Friday at Daily Sex for just $11 - and I was surprised by it.

First of all, the toy has a concept similar to the Fleshlight's Sex In A Can series - a masturbation toy "camouflaged" as a daily use item, so it does not get too much attention at first glance. In this case, the beverage is a cup of coffee, including a cardboard holder. Now, besides the cute design, there a few things you should know about this toy. First, it is not for the hung as a horse demographic. It is a small toy measuring about 6 inches long by 2.5 inches wide (at most) with a not too wide tunnel. This toy is designed with the average and below average guys in mind, so if you are too long or too wide, forget about this toy.

Second, it is a sleeve toy. Surprisingly, for less than $20, you get a relatively durable TPE sleeve encased in a plastic cup that you can fuck time after time because it is totally reusable. Normally, for that money you get encased toys that are disposable - a thin sleeve surrounded by tons of sponge. The Fresh Brew toys are "sponge free" and very durable for the price.

In terms of texture, you have the common wide ribbed texture found in most toys, but in this sleeve, the ribs are placed in a way that feels similar to the Fleshlight Lotus texture. The sleeve is open ended and you cannot control the suction like you can do on the SIACs, but for less than $20, I don't complain.

The size is perfect for either hand use or doll insert and I have to say this "Java Cup" surprised me with its durability. After 6 hard and long sessions, the Fresh Brew Vagina only shows minor rips at the entrance.

Verdict: The Fresh Brew Vagina is one of those cheap ass toys that are perfect for beginners and those in a tight budget. It is not a revolutionary toy, but it is cheap, fun to use and better than expected for its price.

Feedback: 3 / 5. 
Orgasm Buildup: 4 / 5
Realism: 4 / 5
Durability: 4 / 5
Value: 5 / 5

Total RPP 3.5 Score: 20 / 25

Sunday, December 1, 2013

My Black Friday Purchases...

Well as is my custom, I take advantage of the Black Friday offers and add a few items to my ever growing collection of toys. This year the budget was limited to $200 due to other financial commitments, but that budget was plenty to buy stuff from a few vendors. Let me show you...

Me, saving for the rainy days...
  • Jackers Pleaser Stroker Black ($19) - Ugly toy, but I had been interested in it since their release.
  • Maximus Power Stroker Red ($7) - A crappy toy, but at that price, worth the chance.
  • Paco's Taco Stroker ($7) - A silicone pad for masturbation, an interesting idea.
  • Monique's Pocket Pal ($8) - No big expectations here, but again, at that price...
From Toy Demon:
  • Orgasmic Monster ($32) - Interesting looking toy. Is like having 2 toys for the price of one!
  • Future Onahole Episode 1 ($24) - Again, two toys for the price of one
  • Future Onahole Episode 2 ($30) - Again, two toys for the price of one
  • Onasheet Monster G ($7) - masturbation sheet, Japanese style
  • Onasheet Monster Kakusei ($7) - same as above
  • Masturbating Glove ($9) - Totally weird... just like I like them
  • Fresh Brew Vagina ($11) - Simple and cheap, but cool looking toy!
  • Fresh Brew Anus ($11) - Cheap and cool...
  • Vulcan Ripe Vagina ($11) - Another cheap toy that intrigued me since its release.
The vendors still have their Black Friday / Cyber Monday sales, so you still have time to get your toys for the Holidays!

Ongoing Sales:

RPP 3.5: FleshJack Nirvana

So, after a few messages requesting it, I am returning to write full reviews here on the blog. Now you will find the reviews both here and in my website CASQUETERO.COM, so you have two choices on where to read them.

That said, lets go to today's review for one of my latest purchases: Fleshjack's Nirvana.

General Description

The Nirvana is one of the newest FleshJack Boys textures. As you know, Fleshjack Boys orifices are molded from gay porn stars and this  one is the texture for Donny Wright. At first looks, the texture seems to be aggressive due to the spiraled zig-zag texture, the aggression diminished a little bit with a wide, curvy tunnel.


The texture seems aggressive, but in fact it is a welcoming one. The spiral zig-zag design is bot too pronounced and is a better use of the "scar" found on the Monster texture. That "scar", if you recall from our review,teases your penis at all times keeping you at the edge of orgasm. Now imagine a whole texture made with that design and you can understand why the texture's name is Nirvana.

Once you penetrate the sleeve, you feel just the spirals and the slight tugging of the curves on the wide tunnel. As your session progresses, you begin to feel the zigzag texture and that is when the fun begins. You feel the teasing all around your penis and you want to both pump faster and the session to last longer. Depending on which option you choose you will be rewarded with either an explosive orgasm (pump faster) or a soul-draining orgasm (slow and steady motion). Regardless, you will experience that state of mind called Nirvana...

As all Fleshlights, the Nirvana is easy to clean and store.

The Nirvana is an excellent mid intensity sleeve perfect for those users wanting a longer session with a big orgasm build-up.

RPP Scoring:

Feedback: 3 / 5
Realism: 3 / 5
Orgasm Build: 5 / 5
Durability: 5 / 5
Value: 4 / 5

Total Score: 20 / 25