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Sunday, September 28, 2014

RPP 3.5: Jenna Haze's Lust (New FLG texture) (RPP #127)

Photo: Fleshlight / ILF

After a few days offline, I'm back with a new review  - this time for the new texture inspired by Jenna Haze's ass: LUST.

Is this new texture a good one? Lets go to the review!

First Impressions
The texture seems to be a series of rings and bumps trying to simulate the sensations you get from anal sex. Thanks to the textured interior and the various widths in it, Lust promises to feel better than the smooth Forbidden, which is the standard anal texture for FLG and Fleshjacks. Lust promises an interesting array of sensations, although for "short" guys like me, the sensations are going to be on the mid intensity level. "Longer" guys could expect a slightly more intense ride thanks to the thicker rings and narrower diameter after the 5 inches mark.

This is one of those reviews that took me a while to do - not because the toy was bad - , but because the toy gave me different sensations every time I used it...

Lets say right away that the toy is GOOD. It is 10 times better than the Forbidden. Lust feel more real than the average anal Fleshlight, but if you are expecting a constant sensation, you are going to be tested by this Fleshie.

This new texture feels completely different depending on the lube you are using, the method you use (stroker or hands free), and how much you open the case's end cap. Each combination will make you cum - but the sleeve will feel different in each case!

Hands-free, tight end cap

If you use a thicker lube, LUST will feel almost smooth. You will feel only the variations in diameter of the tunnel and maybe a couple of the rings. It will be a long, soft ride, allowing you to build up an impressive load. Using a thinner lube, the sleeve comes alive allowing you to feel some of the other structures, becoming a mid intensity sleeve.

Hands-free, loose end cap

With this setting, the thicker lube made the sleeve feel in the low-medium intensity levels, still giving me a lot of control over the session. With a thinner lube, I was able to feel most of the structures inside the sleeve. Still a medium intensity sleeve, but I had to pace myself to avoid cumming too soon.


As a stroker (with thick lube and open end cap), LUST felt incredibly tight with the rings doing their job in less than 20 minutes.

As usual with Fleshlights, cleaning is easy.

The Lust is a good addition to the Fleshlight roster. It is not a super intense texture, but it brings enough to keep you pumping to strong orgasms. Much better than the Forbidden and Lotus IMO.

Score: 22 / 25

Feedback: 3/ 5
Orgasm Build Up: 5 / 5
Realism: 4 / 5
Durability: 5 / 5
Value: 5 / 5

Friday, September 5, 2014

A comment on "The Fappening"

As everyone and their cousin knows, a few days ago we had the "Fappening" - the posting of hundreds of stolen / leaked intimate photos of dozens of celebrities. Servers with the photos crashed, opinion forums exploded, and social media burned with claims, objections, and even rape accusations...

I am not going to blame the celebrities. After all, they are adults and can do with their bodies whatever they want. They decided to take sexy photos or videos and then share them with their significant other. There is nothing wrong with that.

Now, I'm not an hypocrite. I saw the pictures and even downloaded a few for my naked ladies collection. Does that make me a "rapist", "pervert" , or "a destroyer of lives"? A pervert maybe, but not a rapist. I enjoy naked women, and if photos of naked women are available for free, I will look at them...

Now, the only thing celebrities are to be blamed is of being too naive...

I had been using the Internet since the 1990's. If you had been around since then (or before), you will remember WWW stood for  Wild Wild West. Porn was rampant, both legal and illegal. Until just a few years ago, child porn  and pedophile fantasies were easily accessible.

Celebrities just discovered the web a few years ago and the ease of access thanks to smartphones  made them believe it was safe for them to be around. They began to snap photos, shared them with all of us - their social media followers and "friends" - and suddenly realized they lost the few remnants of privacy they had left.

Look, if you are a celebrity (or plan to become one), please LEARN TO USE YOUR DEVICE!

According to this article from Business Insider, many of you opened yourselves to this invasion of privacy by not understanding how to use your latest gadget. You did not understand how the backup worked and, accidentally, left all those glorious naked photos floating on the cloud. Then a horny guy with the right tools simply snatched them from the ether.

At this time and age, you must be tech savvy. As a human being you deserve your privacy, but as a celebrity, you know your privacy is going to be attacked constantly. Whenever you take one of those photos or videos, you are just creating another door to your private life - and there are some people out there who see those doors as something to be opened one way or another.

Of course, if you don't want us to look at your boobs, ass, and pussy on the Web, not taking naked photos with your "smart phone" is the surest way of avoiding that to happen. It's crude, but it's simple. If you still decide to take those photos because you have the right to enjoy your privacy, just remember to lock the door by learning how the system and the device work.

After all, you just got a reminder that the Web is a huge house with many, many dark rooms and seedy characters...

Monday, September 1, 2014

RPP 3.5: Fleshlight's Tease (NEW Tera Patrick's texture) (RPP #126)

Photo: ILF /

Tera Patrick... Porn legend, entrepreneur, author, fashion designer, GODDESS.

This woman was one of the first porn stars to be modeled for the Fleshlight Girls product and the one with the longest single texture (Twista - which is now her anal texture). She finally gets a revamped vaginal texture - the Tease. Is this texture a good substitute to the already classic Twista?

Lets go to the review!

First Impressions
The Tease is a collection of chambers of different widths with rounded finger-like bumps and a few cross sections. It starts with a tight opening with soft ribs that leads you to to a tighter ringed section, then to the first of three bumped sections of different diameter (with the second chamber having an ultra tight entrance). If you are lucky enough to have a long penis, these chambers will give to a section with crossed ribbons, finishing the texture with a bumped section.
This arrange of rounded bumps, tight passages, and soft rings promises long sessions with the texture hugging and caressing your penis, teasing you to stay in an control yourself.

 On my review of the Twista I wrote:

The Twista is what I call a pleasurable sleeve - it is one of those sleeves you want to fuck for a long, long time before shooting your load inside it. My sessions with this sleeve are usually long sessions (above the 45 minutes mark), and my orgasms had been always strong, panting ones. 

The Tease is definitively a good update to Tera's FLG line. This new texture is also one of those sleeves you want to fuck forever, but for different reasons. The initial tightness keeps a constant pressure around the shaft of your penis while the rounded bumps and the variable tightness keep rubbing and caressing your little head. That gives you two options - and both will drive you crazy!

If you decide to go slow and deep with the Tease, you will feel the pressure of the tightness variations and the touch of the bumps at all times. The tight section found at mid-sleeve will give unique "popping" sensations you will love no matter your length. Go slow and the orgasms will be strong and long. A good toy for those liking for those building their load!

What if you are a "fast and furious" type of guy. The Tease is not a raw intensity toy a la Destroya, but if going fast is your choice, be prepared for the counter attack of the tight sections and the suction they create. The "popping" is more pronounced and the bumps make themselves present, asking you to cum...meanwhile the tightness around your shaft and the suction are milking your little friend. It will play with you until you cannot hold it anymore and explode.

As usual with Fleshlights, cleaning is easy.

The Tease is a great substitute for the Twista. It is not a raw intensity sleeve - its intensity comes from the orgasm buildup the constant but delicate stimuli you receive. This is a toy you should buy if you like to build your orgasms to long and strong finishes.

Score: 23 / 25

Feedback: 4 / 5
Orgasm Build Up: 5 / 5
Realism: 4 / 5
Durability: 5 / 5
Value: 5 / 5

Photo: Tera Patrick (Via Twitter)