Blog has moved, searching new blog...

Wednesday, July 23, 2014

Toys for travel

I don't know about you, but I like to keep some of my routines even when I am traveling. Every summer I take some vacation time and travel to meet family and friends – but I still like to play with myself during those days. The problem is, I can't take my dolls or my trusted masturbation sleeves on my trips. I don't have the privacy to use them, dry them properly, and more important, some family members would make a big issue of a stupid masturbation toy (I have a very “traditional” family).

So, if I can't carry my ladies or my favorite toys on the road, what do I do? Elementary, my dear reader: I carry the perfect toys for travel. These travel toys must have some ideal features, which are:

  1. Compact size. The toys I take on trips must be relatively small – between 3 and 5 inches long and smaller than 2 inches wide. They need to be this small to fit inside my toiletries bag with my toothbrush, shaving cream and other stuff I normally carry on my “personal use” little bag.
  2. Discrete. I avoid passing sex toys through TSA (I always place them in my checked bag), but in case I need to pass them in my carry on, I want them to be discrete. The last thing I want in the TSA line at the airport is a jackass making $10 per hour handling something I had fucked a few days before. Besides the TSA, I don't want prying eyes on the hotel or wherever I am staying to realize right away that I am using a sex toy. Call me a prude, but I keep my private shit private.
  3. Cheap. I normally don't leave anything behind, but I don't want to curse all the way back home if a $70 Fleshlight or a $100 Tenga gets lost, forgotten, or stolen. The perfect toy would be missed if lost, but not because of the replacement value.
  4. Easy to clean and dry. When traveling, I like toys to be easy to clean with running water and to be dried fast. On the road, I don't have the access to corn starch, special liquids, or other detergents to sanitize my toys. I don't have the privacy to leave a sleeve to dry overnight on the bathroom, or hang it to air dry – so they better clean fast with running water, some regular soap, and be able to pat dry with a towel or paper towel.
  5. Must be good. Hey, cheap and small doesn't mean the toy should be crap. For me to take a toy on the road, it must give good sensations, taking me to orgasm without a struggle and at least endure three full sessions.

Now, for this summer I had been already on the road for two weeks – one in a hotel, one in a relative's house – so before leaving I chose four toys from Kuudom that met the features I mentioned above. The selected toys were:

  • Groomin Wild Touch – A $6 toy available at Toy Demon, this toy seems to compete with the Tenga Eggs, but the Groomin has a more discrete case that can easily pass as a travel size cream container. The Wild Touch promises intensity with a texture looking like shark teeth and slightly hard material.
  • Groomin Mild Touch – Another $6 toy available from Toy Demon, this version promises a gentle experience with a texture looking like flower petals and a very soft material.
  • Trail Rocky – This $6 toy looks like a medieval torture device with rows of triangular teeth on both sides of the sleeve. It is open ended, so I assume it can be used either as a masturbation toy or a sensation enhancer during intercourse.
  • Trail Bishop – This toy looks like a pair of black donuts, but the interior hides a texture full of rounded nubs in rows, promising long sessions.

In addition to these four toys, I am carrying two “back-up” toys: The HEPS Fantastic and the HEPS H5
  • HEPS Fantastic – Not cheap ($80), but since I will stay with my parents for at least three weeks, this toy is perfect for some late night sessions. Small, easy to clean, and really, really good, it promises a few pleasurable nights while the old folks are sleeping in the room next door.
  • HEPS H5 – A replacement sleeve for the HEPS system, this simpler but tighter mouth should give more intensity than the Fantastic while keeping all the advantages of a travel toy.

I will be posting my reviews for these toys and how they perform on the road through August...

Thursday, July 3, 2014

RPP 3.5: Bad Dragon's Dukebutt (RPP #119)

I have fucked aliens, elves, midgets, anthropomorphic mares, and now is the turn of another mythical creature. Today, I share with you my experiences with Duke, the bad dragon from - where else - Bad

Duke, which in the fantasy roster of Bad Dragon is a "successful CEO of an international modelling firm by day, adult entertainer by night" has copies of both his penis and his butt available for the company's clients. I bought the butt copy in Onyx Black color and without any other consideration, lets go to the review...


Just like the Mary masturbator, the Duke Butt is made of silicone - almost 2 pounds of the stuff. It is a big toy - about 8 inches long - making the toy a big and heavy handheld masturbator. The orifice has a design to make you remember that you are fucking a dragon's asshole... regardless of the gender of the dragon.

The interior of these toys had become one of my favorite things about Bad Dragon toys. The interior is as usual a realistic organic texture, with a nice choke point at the entrance and a series of chambers throughout the tunnel. Also, like the Mary, the Duke Butt is an open ended design, making it easy to clean.
How does it feels? I have to admit I liked it even more than the Mary The silicone on this toy is slightly softer than in my Mary, feeling a lot better when penetrated. The orifice is also bigger, making the penetration easier than with the tight entrance from the Anthro Mare. My favorite part of the toy is precisely the first bumps after you pass the sphincter - it really feels as if you are fucking a real ass (a human ass, that is). Because the texture is organic, you won't be overwhelmed by its intensity, but the bumps created by the variations on the tunnel's diameter will have you humping this silicone butt deep and slow no matter if you get a hard-on every time you see one of the dragons in Game of Thrones or not.

"Mom, El Casque said he  fucks me thinking of you!"
 Now, as good as it feels, the problem with these toys is their huge size and weight. Because they are big and heavy, they don't fit properly in any of the dolls in my "harem", so I had to look for another mount for these things. Good thing I have a Fleshlight Mount that I rarely use and the Bad Dragon toys fit almost perfectly in the hole designed for the Fleshlights. Once in place, I hit that dragon's butt as if it was its mother... Hey, I do have  fantasies with Daenerys...

The Duke Butt is a great toy regardless if you have fantasy fetishes or not. The organic texture is maybe the most realistic in most toys of this type - add the fantasy factor and the customization options available at Bad-Dragon and you can have a unique toy. Remember that these toys are made with silicone, justifying their premium price (around $130).  
RPP Score:
Feedback: 5 / 5
Orgasm Buildup: 5 / 5
Realism: 4 / 5
Durability: 5 / 5
Value: 4 / 5

Total Score: 23 / 25