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Saturday, January 24, 2015

Rubber Pussy Project #136: La Bocca della Veritá


This is not a new toy - it has been around since the summer of 2014 - but I got it in my latest shopping spree during the holidays and finally I was able to try it!

La Bocca della Verita is inspired by the Italian tourist attraction made popular by the movie Roman Holiday. The original "Mouth of Truth" is a huge stone medallion (originally a sewer manhole cover) with the face of the Greek god Triton. There is a legend about this stone, saying that if you put your hand in the mouth and tell a lie, Triton will eat your hand. 

Now, the Magic Eyes Bocca della Verita (BDV from now on) will only accept your finger or your penis - and hopefully will not eat it if you are lying!

Review

I was able to give this little mouth the truth (and some cum), and it did not eat my penis. In fact, instead of boring you with a long written review, I will bore you with a video review...



Verdict:
As the front art shows, Truth is the daughter of Time. It took time, but in my opinion, the BDV is the best blowjob simulator I have tested so far. It is not a super intense toy - if you want raw intensity go to the Fleshlight Swallow - but if you want to get something as close as the real experience (without the biting), you should buy La Bocca della Verita.



RPP Score: 24 / 25
  • Feedback: 4/ 5
  • Orgasm Build Up: 5 / 5
  • Realism: 5 / 5
  • Durability: 5 / 5
  • Value: 5 / 5


Tuesday, January 20, 2015

Rubber Pussy Project #135: Wine Bottle Masturbators


I buy a lot of shit on E-bay, so I signed for their e-bucks program. Every 3 months, the bay sends me a certificate based on how much I spent in the previous months. Sometimes it is just 2 or 3 dollars, but now and then it could be as much as $40 or $50. 

The thing is, sometimes I don't need to buy anything when I get the certificate - like last summer. I got like $50 in rewards and had to purchase something, so I decided to buy some toys. Looking around I found these cute and discreet Wine Bottle masturbators sold by the seller MILLIONSHARE. They were about $10 at the time (now they are $15), so I bought all three orifices available - pussy, ass, and mouth.

Were they a good purchase? You can check the video below for the review...





Verdict:
These wine bottles are excellent toys based on their low price. They are affordable, discretel, and have a higher quality than expected. Really good toy for those looking for a toy to hide in plain view.

RPP Score: 23 / 25


  • Feedback: 5/ 5
  • Orgasm Build Up: 4 / 5
  • Realism: 4 / 5
  • Durability: 5 / 5
  • Value: 5 / 5


Saturday, January 17, 2015

Rubber Pussy Project #134: Fleshlight's North Pole


F
leshlight loves to tease their loyal customers (a.k.a. Fleshcrack Addicts) and throw out special edition textures during holidays or significant celebrations. In recent years they had launched special textures on Halloween (Succu-Dry, Freaks), St. Patrick's Day (green colored Fleshies), and Christmas.
During last December, they teased us with the North Pole - a limited edition ICE Fleshlight with an unique texture that was available on their websites until the inventory was depleted.
Why review a limited edition texture? Well simply because ILF is known to either keep their "Limited Edition" textures around or "resurrect" them later, I'm reviewing it here so you have the info... in case it comes back later!

First Impressions

Being an ICE Fleshlight, it is clear and you can see the texture right away. The entry is very similar to the Alien's entrance, followed by a section with circular bumps and then a choke-point. Behind the choke-point, you basically get a repeat of the twisted entry. 

I don't know who sets the Intensity level on the Fleshlight's website, but this texture does not look too intense to have a level of 8 -  a level I would expect on a STU or Stoya. To me, the texture predicted a medium intensity sessions, very much on the same level of the Tease or the Entice.

Review

As I expected, the North Pole was more in the pleasure aisle than in the intensity aisle. Personally, I'm not complaining!

One of the good things about ICE textures is that you don't have to guess what part of the texture is giving you the sensations - you can see everything that is going in these toys. With the North Pole, the twisted entry receives your penis and hugs it very much alike the TORNADO, engulfing your member with sensations. Being just 5 inches long, I reach just the  beginning of the choke point section, getting lots of attention from the circular bumps ring. The sleeve is not too intense but keeps you interested in humping it as you wish.

The sleeve is not really tight until you reach the choke point, o if you are looking for a "virgin" experience, this is not your toy. With a medium thickness lube, the North Pole feels like a woman in her 30's - meaty, comfortable, and willing to pleasure. 

Now, this is one of those textures that gives you complete control over your session if you know what you are doing. Use a thick lube, and you could hump this toy for hours, feeling the pressure and the suction. Use a thinner lube and the twisted section will have you rolling your eyes. Go fast and the suction will tug your member, go slow and the entrance will caress your shaft while the bumps and the choke point deal with your cock head. If you are using the North Pole, take your time with it... trust me on this one...

Cleaning the toy is easy - it's a Fleshlight after all - but consider two things about ICE textures. First, the clear material is super-god-damned sticky, so DO NOT clean with hot water. When you clean this toy, use cold or lukewarm water so it does not go from sticky to super-fuckin' sticky after a couple of uses. 

Second, if you cornstarch / powder this toy, DO NOT store it in the clear case after powdering. Cornstarch will eventually stick to the case, clouding the view. Better option is to store the sleeve in a regular case or in its plastic shell while not in use. Keep the clear case empty so it does not get "contaminated" with cornstarch.

Verdict:
As a Limited Edition texture, the North Pole is / was an interesting one to get. It is a less intense texture than the CRYSTAL, so I consider it perfect for couple's play or as a texture for long sessions.

RPP Score: 21 / 25

Feedback: 3 / 5
Orgasm Build Up: 5 / 5
Realism: 3 / 5
Durability: 5 / 5
Value: 5 / 5

My FleshAssist score for this texture: 7.27.


The North Pole was available during December, but you can catch the newest Fleshlight products HERE!

Monday, January 12, 2015

Rubber Pussy Project #133: Orgasmic Monster


Japanese sex toys have a bunch of good things: they are realistic, they feel great, and they can be extremely creative. They also have a downside: they can be EXTREMELY creative!

One of those extremely creative toys is none other than the Orgasmic Monster from eXe. This toy has the special characteristic that is two toys in one - a traditional closed end masturbator and an upper, over developed vagina with a super big clit designed for rubbing your little friend.

Is the Orgasmic Monster really orgasmic? Lets go to the review!

First Impressions

This toy gets your attention right away with the oversized pussy lips and clitoris on its upper side. This "open hole" or "half hole" has an organic "skin folds" texture that is perfect for those liking frottage - the act of rubbing your penis against another body without penetration. To add more value to the toy, the Orgasmic Monster has also a traditional onahole with a pumped-up organic texture that appears to be more pronounced than your average meiki. The Orgasmic Monster promised a lot of fun either way I planned to use it!

Review

Believe it or not, the Orgasmic Monster promised to be fun - and it delivered with honors!

First of all, lets talk about the onahole. I used it as a doll insert and the tight tunnel with the organic texture took me to the edge almost as soon I penetrated it. The material of this toy is slightly firmer than the average Fleshlight (not by much), so the textures inside the tunnel are experienced in all their glory. Orgasms with this toy were strong and powerful, even after trying to pace myself.

Now, the exterior "open hole" adds a completely different dimension to this toy. Lubing that section and rubbing my penis with it reminded me of the times I practiced frottage - known in my land as "dar chino" - with one of my female neighbors. I would hump her pussy through her cotton panties, cumming all over the fabric. Pressing the super clit on the Orgasmic Monster made me remember those good old days with basically the same results. The "folded skin" texture and the contact with the pussy lips feel pretty realistic and the sensations in general are unique.

Cleaning the toy is relatively easy considering that it is a closed-ended toy. It usually was dry on the interior after leaving it to dry overnight  in open air.

Verdict:
If you want to experience something unique and different than the norm, consider adding the Orgasmic Monster to your collection.

RPP Score: 24 / 25

Feedback: 5 / 5
Orgasm Build Up: 5 / 5
Realism: 4 / 5
Durability: 5 / 5
Value: 5 / 5

Saturday, January 3, 2015

RPP #132: Fleshlight Girl ENTICE (Angela White's Butt)


When you name a new texture ENTICE, you are promising pleasure - because that's exactly what enticing means. Of course, when you look at the woman inspiring this unique texture - the Australian model, porn star, and former political candidate Angela White - you understand they had to call her textures like they did.

Does this texture deliver in its promise of giving a "sensuous experience"? Let's go to the review and see!

First Impressions

The ENTICE is an unique texture composed of two spirals - one with soft bumps and the other with what I call "octopus suction cups". The bumped spiral promises some level of intensity while the suction cups promise local suction and gentler sensations. In general, the ENTICE promised to be another mid-intensity texture good for longer sessions.

Review

The ENTICE delivers exactly what it promises - a sensuous, pleasurable experience. When you penetrate this butt Fleshlight, you realize immediately you want to take your time with this toy. It is not an intense toy, but it makes its presence known right away, welcoming you inside. The suction and sensations are delicate through the first few minutes of your session, but the texture simply begs you to stay inside it. The toy engulfs your member and it simply does not want to let it go.

Once you had been pumping inside this toy for a few minutes, you don't want to stop. The ENTICE keeps pleasuring you, slowly, softly... but without mercy. When you are getting closer to orgasm, the ENTICE still does not want to let you go but it does after giving you a deep, long orgasm that leaves you with a smile on your face.

Like all Fleshlights, cleaning is easy - just flush with running water and use some alcohol to sanitize if desired. The sleeve dried well overnight.

Verdict:
The ENTICE is a low to middle intensity texture that delivers in the promise of tempting you with pleasure. It is indeed an elegant texture that invites to make love to it.  

RPP Score: 21 / 25

Feedback: 3 / 5
Orgasm Build Up: 5 / 5
Realism: 3 / 5
Durability: 5 / 5
Value: 5 / 5

My FleshAssist score for this texture: 6.81. A slightly above average texture that shines on the lube use, drying time, and ease of cleanup.



Resolutions for 2015


So, we drank, celebrated until dawn , and we woke the next day with the worst hangover of our lives - ready to write down our resolutions for the year that just begun.

Being the character that I am, I have a few resolutions different from the fat guy wearing the mask - I'm The Casquetero damn it! - and these are MY resolutions for this year...

  1. Organize the hundreds of rubber pussies, asses,mouths, dolls and assorted body parts lying around the apartment. This apartment looks like a bloody war zone where porn stars had been torn to pieces. There are Japanese pussies over the table, a bunch of Fleshlights over the desk, a doll with a dangling insert seated on a chair... a total disaster zone!
  2. Do 100 reviews. I had never done it, but 2015 is the Year of the Casqueta and I plan to break my record of reviews. Not 100 posts in the blog... 100 REVIEWS!
  3. Make 25 videos. The plan for this year is to post 25 videos on my YouTube channel - reviews, rants, whatever...
  4. Get out there. Last year I went for the first time to an adult expo - and I liked it! (Who could not like seeing ladies like Tanya Tate, Tori Black, Kristina Rose, Tera Patrick, and others in the flesh... with those tight dresses... those shorts... those thongs...) This year I plan to go to more of those events - given I don't go broke!
  5. Go beyond the rubber pussies and the dolls. This year I have decided to explore a few fetishes I found interesting. Electric masturbation, yiffing (hey, I already fucked a mare and a dragon last year), plush loving, shibari ( a.k.a. Japanese rope bondage), and a few others. I already had begun to get involved with some of these, but never shared my interest with you guys. This year I will.
  6. Continue with the reviews you guys enjoy! Of course I will continue giving you the reviews on all the rubber pussies, dolls, and other toys I find on my way, so stay around for them... 
Well, those are my resolutions for 2015! Stay tuned for the new posts... but now I need to sleep... I'm still feeling the hangover...