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Saturday, May 31, 2014

RPP 3.5: Black Jacker Pleaser (RPP #117)

If there were any awards for unimaginative product design in the sex toy industry, then the NS Novelties Black Jacker Pleaser  would have won all of them. This is maybe one of the most boring looking toys in the market - all black, with a minimalist pussy / mouth orifice design, and just a few contours on the outside. It looks like an industrial equipment rather than a masturbation toy.

If you only go by looks, then you will be missing a decent toy that although plain and ugly as fuck, has a couple of innovations in the American toy arena... Let go to the review to tell you more!


As said before, the Jacker Pleaser Stroker has a plain and boring design that added to its color, simply makes it an unattractive toy to buy. But when you read the description of the toy, you get an idea of the genius behind this toy. The Jackers are a dual density toy - the parts in contact with your penis are made of a soft TPR while the part where you hold the toy with your hand has a firmer consistency, allowing you to have an excellent grip of the toy while stroking, but also giving you (or your partner) the option of pressing the toy to make it feel tighter. With its design, you get the best of two worlds: good grip while stroking plus total control over the tightness of the canal where you are inserting your little friend.

Now, the interior of the toy is pretty common - a series of ribs to stimulate your penis and a couple of choke points to get you on overdrive. The Jacker is an open-ended design, so do not expect a lot of suction, but depending on the lube, the tunnel design can feel extremely realistic. Use a gel lube, and the Jacker will feel like a real pussy - soft, wet and inviting. Use a thinner lube and the Jacker turns a little bit aggressive, making you cum fast and hard after a few minutes. The material becomes very slippery as soon as you lube it, so don't use too much lube or you will have a mess!

Although it is a good toy, it has a few flaws beside its plain design. First, you need to be totally erect to use this toy. If you are half mast, you won't be able to enter the tunnel. Second, it has a low chemical odor when you remove it from the package, so be sure to wash thoroughly before using. The odor fades away soon enough, but it could be annoying to some people.

Cleaning the toy is easy thanks to its open design. Flush with running faucet water, let dry in an open area, and you can return it to its package. Turning the toy inside out is not recommended due to the harder outer material.

The Jacker Pleaser is a decent toy to add to your collection. If you are looking for a compact toy that feels good and it is below the $50 mark, then you should try it.

RPP Score: 

Feedback: 4 / 5
Orgasm Buildup: 4 / 5
Realism: 4 / 5
Durability: 5 / 5
Value: 5 / 5

Total Score: 22 / 25

Buy your "Jacker Pleaser" HERE!

Sunday, May 11, 2014

RPP 3.5: Girl Next Door (G.N.D.) Masturbator (RPP #116)

One of the big issues I have with American made toys is how simple their textures are compared to Japanese toys. Well, California Exotics apparently got tired of hearing those complaints and decided to make a realistic toy that is affordable.

Gentlemen, let me introduce you the Girl Next Door (GND).


With a price in the mid $20's, the GND is an affordable toy. It is relatively small, measuring about 5 inches long by 1.5 inches wide, so you expect yet another poor attempt of American companies at value toys. Well, you will be surprised!

The GND is small, but everything related to this toy except the package screams Japanese toy! First, the material is very soft and elastic, the orifice looks realistic enough for a sub $30 toy, and the outside had been designed to allow an easy grip on the toy. Like its Japanese cousins, the GND has a texture full of random nubs that give a sensation much closer to the real thing that the ribs usually used in most American toys.

When playing with the GND, you will feel the texture that is subtle at first, but soon you will find fucking it faster and faster. If you use the GND as an insert for a doll, the GND will feel real and will allow you for control... You cum when ready and no earlier than that.

Now, the toy has a few issues. First, if you use it as a stroker, be ready for the stickiness of the material, which for me was a drawback. Second, the entrance orifice is small, so be sure to be fully erected before nailing this toy. Also, a small orifice means that the orifice will tear sooner or later. My GND did not tear during testing, but I expect them to happen soon.

Cleaning is relatively easy because the GND is an open ended toy - meaning you don't have to turn it inside out to clean.

Verdict: The Girl Next Door is a good starter toy for those looking for more realistic sensations at a low price. The texture feels fine for a $30 toy, and because it fits in most sex dolls in the market,  using it as an insert is highly recommended.

RPP Score:

Feedback: 4/5
Orgasm Buildup: 4/5
Realism: 4/5
Durability: 3/5
Value: 4/5

Total Score: 19 / 25