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Thursday, November 27, 2014

El Casquetero in!

Last week I was invited to share my reviews with the community at, a Fleshlight user community that reviews, scores, and compares the different textures available from ILF.

What can you find at FleshAssist?

Among other things, you can find these three useful sections in FleshAssist:

  • A ranking of Fleshlight textures. Ranking products is a time-consuming job and FleshAssist does a wonderful job ranking these toys by Intensity, Realism, and Overall Score. 
  • Interactive comparison of textures. Insecure about which texture to buy? Go to that page and put your textures face to face (or pussy to pussy) and compare them in 10 different categories.
  • Texture Advisor. If you are looking for specific characteristics for your next Fleshlight, the Advisor can show you the best options based on 10 slider bars including Intensity, Suction, Cleanup, and Drying Time among others. Really cool app!
FleshAssist already included my Fleshlight reviews to their website as well as the ones available from The Power House (a legendary Fleshlight user who unfortunately passed away in 2013), and other reviewers who are part of the community.

Like yours truly, is managed by an independent Fleshlight user, so if you decide to buy a Fleshie while browsing the site, click on the BUY NOW buttons on their pages to help FleshAssist get the commission money.

Happy Flying!

Monday, November 17, 2014


Fleshlight just announced today their new promo: BUY 2 GET ONE FREE for their Fleshlight Girls line.

You buy 2 FLG sleeves and you will get a surprise FLG sleeve - either a new texture or even a collectable discontinued texture...

Monday, November 3, 2014

Inflatababe #11: Travel Size Anime Annie

A few months ago I went to a pal's bachelor party and the guy in charge of the whole thing gave us a bunch of travel size dolls from Pipedream. I ended getting the Anime Annie and the Fatty Patty, and although I am not a huge fan of Pipedream's inflatable dolls - remember the J-Ho fiasco - these were free, had a hole to be fucked, so I did what a horny masked man would do. I fucked them and wrote a review to share with you guys...


The Anime Annie surprised me in a good way as soon I took out of the box. To begin, Annie is not the typical blowup doll. She has the "sex pillow" style, with printed frontal and back sides, while the lateral is completely clear, allowing you to see your little friend violating the 26 inches tall girl. She only has a single hole, which is a pass through hole, allowing your little friend to literally impale the cute anime inflatable.

Annie's printed design is essential anime lore: blue hair, big eyes, and the horny / guilty face combination that had made anime girls so popular. You can see the huge printed breasts, but Annie is really flat, so don't expect to be groping mini breasts like you could do with Lil' Barbi.

As I mentioned, the back is also printed, basically giving you a nice backside view of the cute anime doll. The love passage is a pass through, so it does not matter from where you fuck this doll, you will see your penis basically impaling this doll, with your penis' head popping on the other side of the doll.

If you like to watch your little friend in action, Anime Annie is perfect because the sides of this doll / sex pillow is transparent. You can position the doll in  position so you can see the penis moving inside this horny little bitch.

This little girl is super easy to inflate  - it does not need any pump - and once deflated you can store it easily in any backpack / travel case.

Using this doll, you will build impressive orgasms. The hole is basically smooth, and well lubricated, it encases your little friend perfectly (given you are of normal girth). Smooth textures allow for load build up and the Anime Annie really delivers, making me shoot loads all over her small plastic body.

This little thing is super cheap - usually $10 to $15 - so if you want to run a gag with friends or want to fuck a small cute doll, consider the Anime Annie.


Looks: 5 / 5
Realism: 2 / 5
Fuckability: 4 / 5 
Durability: 4 / 5 
Inflation / Deflation: 5 / 5 (Easy to inflate without a pump) 

Total:  20 / 25

If you are a fan of Japanese style love pillows, but the cost puts you away, try the Travel Size Anime Annie. She has all the cuteness of the big size pillows on a small and easy to hide package.

Where to buy? You can buy this doll in many different stores.

Saturday, November 1, 2014

Inflatababe #10: Naughty Neiko

Well, this is another anime inflatable doll for those fans of PVC girls. Today, I am introducing Naughty Neiko, a pink-haired anime babe that loves to fuck in the doggy style. Is Neiko a lady you should add to your harem? Let's go to the review!


Neiko is yet another pink haired anime girl in the same league of Serika and Kawai Rimi. In Neiko's case, she likes it doggy style, giving you wide access to her vagina from behind. She has the traditional mitten hands construction with big DD cup breasts with the required hard nipples. Unlike other dolls, Neiko has her head turned to the left, adding a visual that increases the realism of fucking a woman from behind.

Neiko has two love openings - one vaginal and one oral. The oral opening is the standard 3-4 inches deep pocket, while the vaginal opening is about 6 inches deep to allow the insertion of a TPR / silicone insert included with the doll. This gives you the option of using the doll with the insert or without it.

The insert included with Neiko is your average American made rubber pussy with a thick ribbed texture. Nothing really special, but it gives a little weight to the doll and improves the sensations during play. If you want to use another type of insert, Neiko will fit most midsize masturbators, including most ToysHeart and Exe realistic rubber pussies.

This doll is usually available in the $30 - $50 price range, which is still a good price if you consider it includes a masturbator you can use independently (easily with a $25 tag). That said, the seams are less pronounced than the ones found in Yumi or even Serika, needing less lube to enjoy when using sans masturbator.

Inflating the doll was pretty easy, using the pump just a few minutes before the doll was ready to use. I found the oral passage to be awkward to use, but once you position the doll in the right spot, I enjoyed fucking Neiko's face as much I liked to play with her huge vaginal hole.


Looks: 5 / 5
Realism: 4 / 5
Fuckability: 4 / 5 
Durability: 4 / 5 
Inflation / Deflation: 5 / 5 (Easy to inflate without a pump) 

Total:  22 / 25

Neiko is really a naughty doll, allowing you to release a load in either her mouth, the included masturbator, or in her huge vagina. This doll has an interesting shape that helps in fantasizing you are fucking a woman in the doggy position.

Where to buy? You can buy this doll in many different stores.