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Monday, September 3, 2012

RPP 3.0 #20: Fleshlight M.I.L.F. Hunter (RPP #72)

Did you ever fantasized with your best friend's mom? Be honest, you probably did... Most of us had at least one friend during our teens that had this incredibly sexy mother. We could have given anything for that woman to seduce us and "teach us" the ropes. Someone decided to give that fantasy the acronym MILF (Mother I'd Like to Fuck) and this term became now mainstream - specially after the popular American Pie series- and sex toys companies decided to jump on the bandwagon and began to make vaginas inspired on those mature vixens. Fleshlight is the latest company doing this, making the MILF Hunter - a specialized version to celebrate your local MILF.

General Description
MILF Hunter  / Cougar texture (Photo: ILF / Fleshlight)
The MILF (or Cougar as it is branded on the end of the sleeve) is one of those Fleshlights that makes you to think. The orifice is a pussy with spread eagle lips - which is very attractive - and with a texture that is surprisingly tight for a "mature"  lady. The texture has a wide entry point that fast becomes tighter with a series of ribs and bump, making it intense, Adding to this intensity is a pair of cervical nodes (the infamous Lotus nodes) that are usually intense after you learn how to deal with them. The sleeve has soething for everybody, no matter the size of your penis.

Review
If you are a fan of intense textures, then Fleshlight gave another home run with the MILF. The sleeve is one of the most intense toys from Fleshlight - at the same level than the Destroya, the Primal, and the STU. The tightness and intensity of the sleeve will leave you panting with explosive sessions regardless of how you use it. As a stroker with no end cap, the sleeve is brutally aggressive, tugging your penis at all times and forcing you to take breaks to avoid cumming too early. Used on hands-free sessions with the cap fully tighten, the experience is more subtle and more similar to the fantasy of an older woman seducing you.

The Lotus nodes and the ribs give the MILF a characteristic - you will need to find a balance of lubricant. If you use too much lubricant, the ribs feel soft and you won't feel the Lotus node at all. Not enough lube, and the Lotus node will drive you crazy with pleasure too soon in your session. I loved that game, taking me two sessions to find the sweet balance for my sessions. No mater which MILF you prefer - the sex starved cougar or the experienced seducer - the MILF Hunter will give you intense orgasms.

Cleaning the MILF is relatively easy. Just remember to shake the sleeve to remove excess water from the Lotus nodes.


Score:
Immediate Feedback: 5/5
Orgasm Buildup: 5/5
Realism: 4/5
Tightness: 5/5 
Tear and Wear: 5/5 
Hygiene: 5/5 
Maintenance: 5/5 
Use: 5/5 

Value: High
Preference: High

Total score:  39 / 40

Verdict:
What can I say? Fleshlight made it again with the MILF Hunter, a sleeve that will teach you a few lessons... 

FYI:
I used Fleshlube Water for this evaluation as the lubricant and watched my favorite MILF of all times: Kay Parker on the first Taboo movie. Nothing like nostalgia...

BTW, when you buy the MILF Hunter from Fleshlight, you get a trial membership for Reality Kings valid for one week.

Next: Toy Demon's Meiki Doll

10 comments:

  1. Have you tried the Fleshlight Girls Lotus? I have the Raven Riley Lotus, but of course I can't comment on its realism.

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    1. Fleshlight says the Lotus is the most realistic pussy simulation possible.

      (there needs to be an edit button)

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    2. I do have the Lotus, and I'm sorry for Fleshlight, but it is not the most realistic pussy simulator possible. It is the closest THEY are able to manufacture, that's for sure.

      You already have the Maria Ozawa meiki, which is one of the most realistic textures, and you can try the Venus Real which comes in three different firmness levels (and its as good as the more expensive toys).

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    3. Would the Meiki ZXY qualify as the MOST realistic? I was seriously considering a ZXY at one point, but held off because I was concerned about durability.

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    4. The ZXY is one of the most realistic on the market - and because of its double layer construction, the layers will eventually separate. It depends on how rough you are with it.

      Personally, the Venus Real is one of my favorite "realistic" fake pussies. It is cheaper than most meikis and more durable too.

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    5. Damnit, and I just bought the Lady Lager!

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    6. BTW, I'm Xytan on the Toydemon forum.

      (really need an edit button!)

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    7. @Robbie - Don't worry... The Lotus Lager is a good masturbator and if you are not too long, you will enjoy it. The lager was the toy that started all for me 2 years ago and I still enjoy it now and then.

      As soon as Blogger adds an Edit button on the options, I will include it. (If you know where the %&*! it is, please let me know!) :)

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  2. I bought the Aimee Sweet Penthouse Pet Cyberskin pussy. It has gotten rave reviews, and the exterior is incredibly realistic. The interior is a smooth canal.

    http://www.69adulttoys.com/SexToys/Toy.asp?ProdID=260&stab=3

    Have you ever seen this toy? It'd be awesome if you would do a review on it!


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  3. Well, that was crap... Very uncomfortable. There's a good reason why Fleshlight has sold 4 million!

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