Doll Review: ELF (Faye / Daisy) Doll

I don't know about you, but I always had something for Tinkerbell. She is sassy, temperamental, spoiled, and even kind of gangster. From the Disney characters, she was designed to be sexy - some people even say that they used Marilyn Monroe as the model. Regardless of her origin, I had always watched Tinkerbell (or Campanita as we know her in Latin America) and my little friend downstairs stirred.

Tinkerbell - Original Ghetto Fairy Gansta

The Internet as always had taught me that I am not alone in my "admiration" for Tinkerbell. Soon after I discovered sex dolls, I read hundreds of posts about guys wanting Real Dolls with pointy ears and wings to have their own 5 feet tall fairy. Add the fantasy element of beautiful elves thanks to the Lord of the Ring movies (thank you Liv), and silicone dolls with pointy ears became all the rage.

Silicone dolls are pretty, but they have two major issues: weight and price. Your standard life-size silicone doll weights no less than 60 pounds and costs no less than $5,000. If you are like me, a guy with an average job, a bad back, and a small apartment, a full size silicone doll is almost impossible to own. We have a lot better chances with scaled-down dolls like the Cassidoll and Mini Love Doll, which still could be too heavy and expensive for some. Well, the Chinese heard us and made a beautiful elf ling doll just for you, my fellow Tinkerbell (and Tolkien) fan.

Review

The Elf doll I will review is the JM Doll basic elf model sold by 1 AM USA as the Faye Elf Doll. This is the older version which has a floppy, non-poseable skeleton. The new version available in their website has a skeleton that hold poses, great for taking photographs. Besides the skeleton change, the doll is exactly the same.

Faye, as it is named by the friends at 1 AM, is a scaled down silicone doll like the Cassidoll and the Mini Love Doll. The doll has all the right curves - nice big breasts and ass - , but only measures 31 inches (80 cm) and weights just below 14 pounds  (about 6 kilograms).

The doll is available with a series of options. You can choose between two different faces (elf or half-human), eye color, and wig color. The doll also has the option of a few upgrades, such as a real-looking vaginal hole (the basic option is a textured hole with a realistic looking plug) and eyes that close when the doll is lying down. These two options will cost you $150 extra, but if you are cool with them, go on.

I bought my little elf used on eBay and it is the basic model with gray eyes, standard vagina and the elf face with non-closing eyes. The doll came with two long wigs - blonde and brunette -  but I decided to get her a shorter wig like the one I got for my Elaine, my Mini Love Doll.

The doll seems very delicate when you hold it for the first time, but these elves are made for fucking. The doll's tummy is basically hollow, allowing you to insert your little friend deep into your elf friend. She will accept up to 5 inches of your meat inside her and she is light enough to sit on top of you without bothering you at all. This little girl is so light and flexible that you can do different positions with her - always having in mind that she is only 31 inches tall and very skinny.

The standard vagina has a texture of bumps arranged in a cross shaped tunnel, which is pretty stimulating, while allowing you to control your session with the immortal elf. If you are average, you can increase the suction on the doll's cavity if you press her tummy a little. Those details help the doll to become alive during your fantasy of fucking a little elf or fairy.

Of course, like any other doll, taking care of your Faye is very important. Because the vagina is molded into the doll, you will need to clean the orifice using a turkey baster to wash it. To avoid the inconvenient cleaning, I either use a condom or give this little girl a huge cumshot. Also, because she is made of silicone, you will need to powder your elf regularly to avoid dirt and lint.

Oh, YEAH!

As you can imagine, finding clothes for this doll is a pain in the ass. You need to either buy My Size Barbie clothes or make your own. Personally, I am lazy (and cheap), so I made a simple stretch mini dress from a girl's legging I got from a nearby dollar store. Of course, with a Tinkerbell design!

Verdict:The Faye Elf Doll delivers a fun fantasy for those of us with a fairy fetish. If your fantasy involves either fairies, elves, or micro-sized women, you should consider the Faye. If you are also looking for your first doll or you have limited space to have one (or need one that can be easily stored in a duffel bag), consier getting this doll. For about $800 (1 AM has regular discounts, so the price could be lower), this is a great doll to play with.


Score:Realism: 4 / 5. The elf is based on a fantasy character, but her proportions are credible and the standard vagina feels almost natural. 

Storing: 5 / 5. Perfect size for storage

Maintenance: 4 / 5. The doll can be delicate due to its size. Since they changed the skeleton recently, I cannot talk about its possible skin breaking. 

Cleaning: 3 / 5. Avoid cumming inside the doll without a condom unless you have a turkey baster or enema equipment to clean the orifice.

Weight: 5 / 5. It is small and super light. 

Total: 21 / 25

Doll Review: 1-AM's Natasha (TC1101)

As you guys know, I am working on the new website - and it has been a nightmare! First, I realized how much I have forgotten about web design - the last time I made a website was 8 years ago - and then I injured my right hand. Nothing major, but it stills hurts when I type... But the plan is to launch Casquetero.com before July 20.

But as busy as I could be with the website and other things I have to do this month, I don't stop trying new toys. It's an addiction! :)

The latest toy is a small Chinese solid doll from my pals at 1-AM. They recently launched their American website - IAMDollUSA.com - offering a selection of dolls manufactured by their company in China. They have inflatables, fabric, silicone, and even TPE dolls, but I went for their smallest and lightest solid doll: Natasha.

Just out of the box.

How is this small lady? Let's go to the review for the details...

The doll

Natasha is one of the entry level models of 1-AM. It is a small doll (47 inches tall) and it looks like one of those "My Size" dolls targeted to girls, but modified so it has sexual capabilities. That is the controversial part of the doll - at first look, it seems to be a modified kid's toy. But those are just first impressions.

In "person" the doll is more mature than expected. The doll is the same height as a 6-years old girl, but its proportions are of a young grown-up. The body has adult definition and shape with its torso having curves on the right places to hint a developed body. The breasts IMO are the best part - a pair of silicone breasts that look and feel great. Of course, the genital area had been modified so a big masturbator (included with the doll) fits easily. The doll is made of plasticized rubber which is hollow, but 1AM fills the body with poly-fill adding weight and consistency to the material. All the body with the exception of the breasts is made of the same rubber material.

The doll is a sturdy little woman, with legs and arms that rotate 360 degrees. She is able to support most of her own weight (about 13 pounds) and being light, she is easy to "play" with.

Introducing "Natalia"

When you order the doll  at IAMDollUSA.com , you have the chance of selecting between two faces - the standard "Asian" face (available with either black, brown, or blonde rooted hair) or a more mature looking "European" face (available with blonde rooted hair). Regardless of the options chosen, the doll arrives ready to use, dress with simple lingerie and the masturbator.

The ordering process is relatively easy since you can use the order page on the website or email your order to their representative in the US. Either way, you can expect your doll in the given period of time. My Natasha arrived 12 days after I paid her, even when my order arrived during a Chinese holiday.

The Masturbator

The included masturbator is a big closed ended toy with vaginal and anal orifices. The vaginal  orifice has a realistic texture that is enjoyable with moderately high stimulation while the anal orifice has a shorter depth and is smooth. Personally, I enjoyed more the vaginal orifice and placed a small bullet vibrator inside the anal canal.

If the masturbator was a separate item, I would give it the following score:

Immediate Feedback: 4/5
Orgasm Buildup: 5/5
Realism: 4/5
Tightness: 3/5
Tear and Wear: 5/5
Hygiene: 4/5
Maintenance: 4/5
Use: 5/5

Total: 34 / 40

Using the doll

The Natasha doll is really easy to use. First, it is light, allowing you to move her around with one hand without issue. Second, it is small - at barely 4 feet tall, it is easily concealed in a closet or inside a carry-on bag after you disassemble the head and limbs (which are pretty easy to remove and replace).  The legs and arms rotate to allow basic positions, not as many  as a high-end doll, but many more than expected. The material is strong and resistant, so you can be creative with your Natasha.

Two things: You can easily pop the limbs out during play, but they are easy to replace to continue the session. The second is the hair. The doll comes with your selection of black, brown, or blonde hair but be warned that it is rooted hair. If you are not a big fan of rooted hair, you can cut it and use wigs with your doll, just like I did.

Natalia showing her figure.

If you don't like the included masturbator, you can replace it with a similar sized sleeve. I used the AINO Mature Vagina with my Natasha doll (named Natalia) and although not a perfect fit, it worked nicely to add some variety.

Score
Looks: 5/5 - Incredibly cute
Realism: 4/5 - She is a scaled down young lady. If the ass was as squeezable as the breasts, she would have been perfect...
Mobility: 5 / 5 - Lightweight enough to move with one hand. Easy to hide.
Fuckability - 4/5 - Limited positions, but enough to be fun to play. Accept other big masturbators.
Durability - 5/5 - Natasha is pretty sturdy

Total: 23 / 25
Value: High
Preference: High

Verdict:
The Natasha is a good introduction to solid dolls. If you want to experiment with a solid doll and don't have too much space or want something easy to move and store, this doll is perfect for you. With a price below $400, it is a good durable doll to have in your harem.

"Hug me... Then f**k me!"

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What's going on here?

A friend of the blog recently sent a message asking about new postings. To answer his question, I haven't posted because I had been busy - extremely busy - with school, work, and life outside masturbation.

My job is driving me insane, loading me with lots and lots of stress, which in turn had made some health conditions to re-surface. Lets say that during the weekends - when I usually post here - I am either trying to recover from a hell of a work week, in extreme pain thanks to nerve system conditions, or simply knocked down with a heavy dose of painkillers for my nerve condition. Add the regular rush of the Holidays and you can figure why I had not posted in a while...

Does that mean that I haven't been choking the chicken whenever I can? HELL NO!!!

Let's  give you an idea of what we  had been going around in Casa Casquetero:

1. Got a Teddy Babe Deluxe for my collection. Last month I added Victoria to my increasing collection of sex dolls. Victoria is a second-hand Teddy Babe Deluxe (Carly model) I got from a TDF member. Unlike the TBs, TBDs are taller (5'2") and their proportions are more human-like. The coolness factor for this doll is that it was custom made by its previous owner with different eye colors and made brunette. 
2. Made a "female" sleeping pillow. Just after receiving "Victoria", my health began to worsen, so I needed a body pillow to aid me sleeping. (One of my conditions require me to avoid pressure on my right side while sleeping). I had body pillows, but they pissed me off because I need two to allow me to rest my whole body (I'm 6 ft tall). I wanted for a pillow long enough to allow me to rest my whole body at once. My prayers were answered when a local store liquidated a bunch of Halloween stuffed dummies. My mind calculated the measurements and decided they were perfect. After a few minor modifications (a few stitches here and there, additional filling material, a larger Styrofoam head, and a wig), Lala was born. Basically a body pillow with female form, "she" is the ultimate cuddling body pillow: 6'3" tall, 36 D breasts to grab, and a trim but soft ass to cling to. Still, her hands are alike a trucker's hands, but well, nothing in life is perfect. 
3. Got a weird hands-free masturbator. Remember the Cobra Libre? Well, I realized I was not a big fan of it, but due to my increasingly busted back, I needed something similar to relieve my "lower tension" without moving too much. I found an answer in E-bay with the Bolo Masturbator (http://bolomalemasturbator.com/). This thing is sold as the ultimate help to avoid prostate cancer by promoting robust ejaculations. Personally, I didn't believe that crap when I bought it - I just wanted something to make me cum without me requiring moving. Well, the thingy works like the Cobra Libre, but it is cheaper ($50), simpler to setup, and it is more powerful. Still, I feel cheated. Why? After receiving it, I realized that it looked vaguely familiar, something that I confirmed a few days ago when I saw a cheap back massager. The Bolo is nothing else that two of the motors with some straps attached! I bought one of the chair massagers ($10), reverse engineered it and now I have the prototype of a bitchin' Turbo Vibro Fleshlight  - a FL Vibro so powerful that makes the Cobra Libre look like a child's toy. I will try to improve it during the Holidays (if my nerves allow it).
4. Finally got into a Tenga Flip Lite. I had heard so much of these mini Tenga Flip Holes that I wanted one badly - but was put away due to their tiny girth allowance. I snatched one in liquidation and the verdict is that if your penis is above 4 inches in girth simply forgetaboutit. The damn thing is like a vise grip and even if it will suck you dry, it is so tight you won't feel shit of the texture. Good thing I only "wasted" $30.

Well that is all for now...

I will continue the reviews as soon my health allows for it - meanwhile I will post about a few things related to the science of self pleasure in the next few weeks.

Review: Love Venus R Doll

In my search for Masturbatory Heaven, love dolls were not even considered. The prospect of  having to inflate a plastic doll with pointy breasts and cartoonish face simply didn't rock my boat. They were good for bachelor parties, frat houses, and practical jokes, but I was not interested in sharing an intimate moment with any.

My thoughts about sex dolls changed completely when I saw a Real Doll for the first time: they looked like real women, weighted like one and they were real size with real proportions. The only problem - they cost a freaking fortune ($5,000 and above), and are kind of difficult to put away. Then, I discovered the always horny and always creepy Japanese sex scene and they had their own solution: Love Pillows.

Among the ones available in the USA there was the Love Venus torso. It seemed to be the perfect alternative, but I found creepy to fuck a beheaded torso. I held buying one until the Venus R version was available in the USA - the same torso with arms (no hands), thighs, and a head. After using it for the past three weeks, I am ready to write a review.

First Impressions
When I received the Love Venus R back on early January, I was kind of depressed because the box looked smaller than I expected. Removing the doll from the box, I realized the doll has the same proportions of a petite woman that is about 5 feet tall. Of course, the doll does not have legs, but the proportions make sense. The "skin" feels soft to the touch, almost velvety and as close as real skin as a fabric can be. It doesn't feel like upholstery or a stuffed animal. You can squeeze it and gives a good resistance - much more than a silicone or elastomeric material, but still soft enough for you to love squeezing it.

This is the LVR just as you remove it from the box.

The proportions of the Love Venus R are realistic (I had a petite GF a few years ago and the Venus R has more of less the same proportions). Bust is a 34 - 36 B, waist is just 23 inches and hips are a good 36 inches. The ass and hips became my favorite characteristic right from the bat - I'm an "ass man", so grabbing this doll's round ass was a pleasure on first contact.

Vaginal Hole
The vaginal hole of the Love Venus R measure`s about 5.5 inches deep by 2.5 inches by 3.5 inches. That means that a Fleshlight or a SIAC are out of the question. Even the Meiki Ozawa or the ZXY are too big for the Love Venus R hole. The only sleeves or onaholes accepted by this doll are the ones measuring between 5x3x2 inches by 6x3x3 inches, such like the 17 Evo, the Innocent Sister, most toys from Toys Heart, and the ones from the Meiki Clones Series. Inserting any of the onaholes accepted into the hole changes the sensations you feel, and most important, avoids you squeezing the sleeve and your penis - so it is a good way to avoid the dreaded Death Grip Syndrome or DGS. It is important to wrap the base of the onahole with plastic and either paper towel or something else to keep the hole clean and avoid the onahole from slipping out of the hole when doing certain positions.



Use
The Love Venus R allows you to practice various sexual positions - missionary, doggie style, sitting and cowgirl. The hole is in the right place and has a good angle - not the perfect one, but much better that the mattress or shoe methods used with the Fleshlights. The arms and thighs take a time to get used to, but once you know what to do with them, they become another turn on as they can be an active role in fantasies. The skin fabric feel real enough and absorbs some heat - so it doesn't feel as if you are fucking / touching a corpse.

This is "Enid"

Fantasy
Where the Love Venus R really shines is that it becomes a blank slate for fantasies. At first, the blank face is creepy as hell, but if your imagination is good enough, it will become whoever you want it to become. Also, if you have heard that a wig can change a woman - it is true. A simple wig changes the look of the Venus R and helps on developing fantasies. To complement the fantasy you can add clothes and accessories. If you ever had envy from your little sister when she played "dress-up" with her dolls, now is your turn to play dressing your doll.

 This is "Mina"

In my case, I had developed 15 different personalities for my Love Venus R - 12 resembling women that had been important in my sex life and 3 fantasies. Just a change of wig and some imagination and you have a new "woman" in your bed. So far I had "enjoyed" 2 of these personalities and you can see a description of each one in the Love Venus R Personas page. Just for an example here are the two personas I had enjoyed so far: Enid and Mina.

Clothing
The Venus R uses the following clothing sizes:

Wigs: You can use either adult or children standard wigs. I had bought only costume wigs for two reasons: they are cheap ($1-$7 each), and it is not weird buying them. I buy them online at Costume Craze.com where they have discounts up to 90% of the regular price.

Tops: Junior 9, 10, 12 and Women Small. (all USA sizes)

Dresses: Junior 10-12, Women Small, Size 0 (all USA sizes)

Bras: 34B fits perfectly
Panties / Underwear: Women Small, Sizes 5, 6

I live in NYC, so there are a lot of discount stores in the area where you can get clothes for less than $10. In my case, I buy some of the clothes in these stores and other (specially the underwear) in $5.99 Fashion , an online store where the most expensive item is, guess, $5.99. So far, I had spent like $70 in clothes for the different personas of the Venus R, but it has been a good investment so far.

General Verdict
In general, the Venus R is a good love doll and a great addition to my collection. There are still some positive and some negatives, but overall, I love this overpriced pillow. Some of the positive aspects are:

• Price. Costing between $400 and $600 depending on the seller, it is not a cheap toy, but in the love doll market, it is an affordable sex doll. The closest competitor - Teddy Babes - start at $700 for the basic and going up to $1,200 for the "real life" size ones.
• Realistic dimensions. Something I really like about the Venus R is that its proportions are anatomically correct. Unlike blow up doll with gigantic breasts and ridiculously thin waists, Venus R dimensions can be found in a real life woman and the doll resembles an actual woman shape.
• Highly customizable. The Venus R is a blank slate - you can add wigs, accessories, and clothing and you have a new doll.

Some of the negative...

• Arm positioning. Placing the arms in a natural way is virtually impossible since they don't have any internal skeleton.
• Blank face. Although I like to use my imagination, I would like the Venus R to have a face of its own or at least have the option of accessories to make your own face a-la Ms. Potato Head.
• Where are the nipples? Apparently, in Japan women have no nipples (and I know they have), because the Love Venus R doesn't have any. I don't know if the manufacturer or other site besides ToyDemon have after market nipples, but I want some on my Venus R.