Recently, a study done with Australian women confirmed what all of us with shorter members feared - that our lady friends would prefer a longer cock inside them. They were shown images with different male body types with different sizes of penises at rest and most selected the types with longer penis sizes as being more attractive. Of course, the length of the tool was not the "main" factor of selection, but still that study fucked up my already bruised ego.
My little friend (a.k.a. the Hooded Prince) measures 5 inches on a good day, so as you can imagine, I have heard those three cursed words a few times in my life. Of course, when I had heard those from my partner (or any of the variations like "I don't feel it!"), my desire simply evaporated and my little friend decided to go on strike. Arguments began, ending on a lonely night with me drinking with my pal Don Q and cursing my genes...
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| At those moments, I wished I was born a centaur (but a manlier one than this guy). |
Then what? I opted for the easiest and quickest option. I swallowed my pride and got two extensions to help my little friend to go where he had not gone before...
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| Because I can, Pickard... because I can! |
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| Por dos pulgadas, por dos pulgadas... |
This extension has two drawbacks. First, the thing tends to bend at the junction where the real dick ends and the fake one begins, even after trimming for custom fit. The second is that no matter the skin tone, it never matches my natural skin... so I become a calanco - a dark guy with a white dick (in Spanish "un negro con bicho blanco") every time I put it on.
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| The XL Black Mamba (Extreme Restraints) |
The Mamba is made of flexible PVC which has two major drawbacks: its hardness and the chemical smell. The smell disappeared after a few washes with mild soap, but it is very strong at first. The hardness can be too much for some who are on the receiving end of this monster, so be sure to REALLY lube the Mamba before fucking your partner with this thing!
As said before, my FWB had not complained about the Hooded Prince, so I haven't used any of these with her... but if I ever use them with a lady friend, I will tell you how it goes...
A smaller stature works in your favor for oral and anal sex.
ReplyDeleteI am very aware of that and had used it in my advantage a few times. ;)
DeleteThe thing is that sometimes you have to give them what they THINK they want... so then they realize how mistaken they were!
5 inches is the average size. Nothing to complain about. Those women should just do more work themselves and squeeze down there (By the way, how loose could a women be that she wouldn't feel it? If that happens to you again dear casquetero just tell them they shouldn't whore around that much- it's bad for their health, really)
ReplyDeleteI compare it to our fascination with breast size... a B cup is average, but our eyes go wild whenever we see a pair of DD's!
DeleteThe ladies that had complained live in my past, when my attitude was different. Now I give them what they wished for - and make them regret it! :)
I have an above average penis, but I am a 20+ virgin. So Casquetero, you are getting pussy. That is the important thing, ha-ha.
ReplyDeleteNot as much as I would like, but I'm not complaining!
DeleteThe other thing women get off on- 6 pack abs- clitoral stimulation if developed enough. They are free just a lot of work but you'll feel better about yourself.
ReplyDeleteThe thing is, I feel good with myself. I know I don't have a porn star penis, but I have learned how to use it pretty well.
DeleteAs said, my current girl has no complaints about me or my little friend. In fact, when I showed her the Black Mamba, she looked at me with a "No FUCKING WAY!" face that still makes me smile!