RPP 3.5: Black Jacker Pleaser (RPP #117)

If there were any awards for unimaginative product design in the sex toy industry, then the NS Novelties Black Jacker Pleaser  would have won all of them. This is maybe one of the most boring looking toys in the market - all black, with a minimalist pussy / mouth orifice design, and just a few contours on the outside. It looks like an industrial equipment rather than a masturbation toy.

If you only go by looks, then you will be missing a decent toy that although plain and ugly as fuck, has a couple of innovations in the American toy arena... Let go to the review to tell you more!

Review

As said before, the Jacker Pleaser Stroker has a plain and boring design that added to its color, simply makes it an unattractive toy to buy. But when you read the description of the toy, you get an idea of the genius behind this toy. The Jackers are a dual density toy - the parts in contact with your penis are made of a soft TPR while the part where you hold the toy with your hand has a firmer consistency, allowing you to have an excellent grip of the toy while stroking, but also giving you (or your partner) the option of pressing the toy to make it feel tighter. With its design, you get the best of two worlds: good grip while stroking plus total control over the tightness of the canal where you are inserting your little friend.

Now, the interior of the toy is pretty common - a series of ribs to stimulate your penis and a couple of choke points to get you on overdrive. The Jacker is an open-ended design, so do not expect a lot of suction, but depending on the lube, the tunnel design can feel extremely realistic. Use a gel lube, and the Jacker will feel like a real pussy - soft, wet and inviting. Use a thinner lube and the Jacker turns a little bit aggressive, making you cum fast and hard after a few minutes. The material becomes very slippery as soon as you lube it, so don't use too much lube or you will have a mess!

Although it is a good toy, it has a few flaws beside its plain design. First, you need to be totally erect to use this toy. If you are half mast, you won't be able to enter the tunnel. Second, it has a low chemical odor when you remove it from the package, so be sure to wash thoroughly before using. The odor fades away soon enough, but it could be annoying to some people.

Cleaning the toy is easy thanks to its open design. Flush with running faucet water, let dry in an open area, and you can return it to its package. Turning the toy inside out is not recommended due to the harder outer material.

Verdict
The Jacker Pleaser is a decent toy to add to your collection. If you are looking for a compact toy that feels good and it is below the $50 mark, then you should try it.

RPP Score: 

Feedback: 4 / 5
Orgasm Buildup: 4 / 5
Realism: 4 / 5
Durability: 5 / 5
Value: 5 / 5

Total Score: 22 / 25

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RPP 3.5: Vulcan Ripe Vagina (RPP #105)

So, you want a toy that feels good, but does not cost you a leg and an arm? Well, maybe you haven't considered the low cost Vulcan series from FunZone.

This series of masturbators include vaginas, asses, and mouths in different configurations - Wet, Vibration, Ripe, Virgin, and I don't know what else. The best part? These toys are available for less than $15 in most sex toys stores.

Like the Fresh Brew Vagina, the Vulcan surprised me. I bought the Ripe and the Wet versions to try this cheap toy for around $11 each - and I cannot complain!

The Vulcan Ripe is a TPE sleeve inside a plastic cup, similar to the ones you buy on a 99 cents store. The sleeve is relatively small, measuring 6 inches by 2.5 inches, which makes it closer to the SIAC line from Fleshlight. Like the Fleshlights, the Vulcan is an open ended sleeve, making cleaning super easy and fast.

What about the texture? Well, this is the Ripe version, so it gives the sensation of a "loose" vagina. The tunnel is pretty wide and it is covered by ribs spaced on 1/2 inch intervals. To make things interesting, the ribs also have round bumps on them, so the texture is pretty exciting even when the tunnel is wide. The material is pretty flexible and expands nicely when penetrated, giving you the sensations of entering an older woman (30 years or more). The sessions with this toy were really good, allowing me to control the excitement enough to last at least 30 minutes before exploding.

As said, cleaning the Vulcan Ripe is very easy - just flush under running water and use some antibacterial soap to clean.

Verdict: The Vulcan Ripe Vagina is a cheap toy that is much better than expected. For what you expect to pay for a disposable toy, you get a reusable sleeve that feels good and is easy to hide. Good toy for a beginner or any user on a tight budget.

RPP Score:

Feedback: 4 / 5
Orgasm Buildup: 5 / 5
Realism: 4 / 5
Durability: 4 / 5
Value: 5 / 5

Total Score: 22 / 25

RPP 3.0 #41: Fleshlight's Flight Navigator (a.k.a. Flight MD) (RPP #93)

When I saw the first photos of the new Flight Navigator (also known as the Flight M.D.), I thought the guys at Fleshlight had gone crazy. Why would anyone want a semen collection cup at the end of their FL? Well, apparently someone at ILF has a weird sense of humor - or a weird semen collection fetish - and included a graded specimen cup to a FL so you can measure how much juice you shoot after a session. As if I would make a record of how much I cum every time I masturbate! (Which I maybe start doing now that I have the Navigator...)
Is the Navigator good enough to justify a specimen collection cup? Lets go to the review to find out!

General Description

The Navigator has the same external design of the other Flight toys - Pilot and Instructor - but comes with an additional end cap housing  a graded collection cup like the one used in sperm banks. The toy has both the novelty collection cup and the regular end cap of the Flight line, so it costs a few extra dollars for the novelty. (At the time of writing this, the collection cup was not optional).

The texture is slightly different from the Instructor. It has a similar arrangement of bumps and smooth surfaces, but the navigator bumps are based on the pointy bumps of the Nipple Alley. There are about five rows of these bumps before opening the tunnel to a smooth section that many of us mistook for an ultra tight section. In reality, the smooth section of the sleeve have some slabs of material to tighten the width of the canal just a little bit, but enough to be felt.

With this design, I expected a milder feedback from the Navigator. Because of the wider smooth section, I expected a texture good for long sessions. 

Review

I was expecting long sessions with the Navigator  and I got them - ending in awesome orgasms. The bumps are less pronounced that the ones on the Nipple Alley, so they feel less aggressive than them. The smooth section, although it is wider than expected, has a nice narrower entrance, simply caressing your penis in every stroke. If the Pilot and the Instructor are about control, the Navigator is about pleasure.

Flight Navigator (aka Flight MD). Photos: ILF / Fleshlight

The Navigator simply allows you to control the session and enjoy it. Imagine driving a convertible car in a road next to the coast. You are just cruising, enjoying the scenery and the whole trip. Once you arrive at your destination, you have a grin from ear to ear. That's how I felt using the MD. I put a porn movie on the DVD player, took my position in bed and humped this toy at a leisure pace for 30 to 45 minutes before reaching powerful and happy orgasms. 

Now I understand why ILF named this toy the MD... It takes off your stress better than any pill!

As all Fleshlight / FleshJack toys, cleaning is as easy as just running water through the toy.

Score:

Immediate Feedback: 5/5
Orgasm Buildup: 5/5
Realism:4/5
Tightness: 4/5   
Tear and Wear: 5/5 
Hygiene: 5/5 
Maintenance: 5/5 
Use: 5/5 

Value: High

Preference: Very High

Total score:  38 / 40

Verdict:

The Flight Navigator is the perfect toy for those looking for a compact and discrete toy for long sessions. The collection cup adds a novelty factor, but I could not care less about it.  

FYI:

I used Silky Lube and ID Glide as the lubricants for my sessions with the Navigator. ID Glide sucks, feeling sticky and stringy after a few minutes. Silky worked great with this toy, allowing me to complete the session without reapplying. My trusted C18 Alexa and my new C18 Elena (a rescued C18 Taffy doll) helped me during the hands-free sessions. 

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RPP 3.0 #33: VerSpanken Bumps (RPP #85)

I already reviewed the Wavy texture of the VerSpanken, so today I share with you my experience with another of the textures: Bumps.
 
General Description
As I mentioned on the review for the VerSpanken Wavy, this toy has a very simple design. In this case, I used the Bumps weiners: a pair of bright green pillows covered in small, rounded bumps. The texture seems to be more intense than the purple wavy texture, but still manageable.

 

Review

For this review, I used the VerSpanken Bumps (foam version). Like the Wavy, the toy is easy to use - lube the toy, lube your penis and enjoy.

I used this toy as a stroker while watching one of my favorite Asian porn movies and the sessions were amazing. The bumps are more noticeable than the wavy texture, teasing constantly. Like the Wavy, the Bumps gives you total control of the stimulation - close the clam shell to experience full tightness or open it to have an epic teasing session. Go slowly to build up your orgasm or go fast and blast a quickie - your choice.

Again, this toy is messy as hell. Lube and cum will fly and you should prepare for cleanup. Some people will definitively hate that, but it is a small price to pay for a good, powerful orgasm.

Score:

Immediate Feedback: 4/5
Orgasm Buildup: 5/5
Realism: 3/5
Tightness: 5/5 
Tear and Wear: 5/5 
Hygiene: 5/5 
Maintenance: 5/5
Use: 5/5 

Value: High
Preference: Medium - High

Total score:  37 / 40

Verdict:

Like I said before, the VerSpanken is an interesting toy. It feels good and gives you total control of your session. Lube and cum will fly over the place, but still the cleanup will be totally worth it!

FYI:

For this review, I used Fleshlube Water and Honey Drops as the lubes. I did not have hands free sessions for this toy. 

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RPP 3.0 #25: California Exotics' Throb Master (RPP #77)

A few weeks ago, PinkCherry.com had one of their insane weekly sales and I found myself buying a few things. I don't NEED new toys, but when you see a talking masturbator for $5, a silicone prostate massager for $6, and a bullet vibrator that follows the beat of your favorite music for $5, I could not let those pass away without buying some stuff. I will review those toys (and a few other things I got from them) in later posts, but today is about one of the things I bought on that spree: The Throb Master. What the hell is that? Keep reading...

General Description
The Throb Master from California Exotics is a crossover between a begginer's penis pump (those things that supposedly make your penis larger and stronger) and a simple masturbator with a few rows of jelly sticks. It is a simple toy that promises a tight but gentle session. It is a simple idea. You take a plastic cup and insert a folded inflatable sleeve like the ones used on blood pressure measurement, put a flexible cup inside and finally place a soft jell masturbator. Inflate the blood pressure sleeve and voila! You will get a small toy with customizable tightness and some degree of stimulation.Since it was on sale for just $15, I decided to give it a try, although I was not expecting much from it.

Review

After trying so many sex toys, there is something I should know by now: Never underestimate a toy! I did not have high expectations for this little toy, but it delivered much more than I thought.

Don't get me wrong - this toy is not an exceptional toy. It feels cheap, is kind of temperamental, and it has too many parts, but it is a decent toy for those people like me that like to build up their orgasms.

As I described earlier, the concept is relatively easy. You have an inflatable wall around a flexible masturbator, allowing you to customize the tightness of the masturbator. Finding the correct tightness for you will be the greatest challenge and the most fun part of using this toy.



Personally, I liked to pump the thing to my comfortable setting, then I stroked SLOWLY, allowing the bristles to caress my penis. After a few minutes, I would release all the air from the sleeve and -  surprise! - the jelly bristles felt much more pronounced. I would stroke slowly with no air pressure on the sleeve for a few minutes, then pumped the thing again and repeated the cycle. After a long, long session, I came one of those draining ejaculations that although not very powerful, leaves you with a deep satisfaction and a big grin on your face.

Cleaning the thing is relatively easy since you only need to take out the soft jelly insert and wash it with mild soap and water. It dries quickly, so it is back to action in no time.

After this, I will never see a blood pressure sleeve the same way!!!

Score:

Immediate Feedback: 3/5
Orgasm Buildup: 5/5
Realism: 2/5
Tightness: 5/5  - You can make it as tight as you want!
Tear and Wear: 4/5 
Hygiene: 5/5 
Maintenance: 3/5 - Need to be careful with the pump bulb and its valve.
Use: 5/5 

Value: Medium
Preference: Medium

Total score:  32 / 40

Verdict:

The Throb Master is an interesting toy concept. Unfortunately, the toy feels kind of cheap and it is a really low stimulation toy. If they get a similar concept with a real masturbator and a sturdier case, we could be looking at a revolution. Not at that level, but a cool thing to play if you find it on the clearance section of your favorite store.

FYI:

For this review, I used Honey Drops as the lube and followed the beat at the Cock Hero videos posted here. A fun way to cum!

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