Inflatababe #11: Travel Size Anime Annie

A few months ago I went to a pal's bachelor party and the guy in charge of the whole thing gave us a bunch of travel size dolls from Pipedream. I ended getting the Anime Annie and the Fatty Patty, and although I am not a huge fan of Pipedream's inflatable dolls - remember the J-Ho fiasco - these were free, had a hole to be fucked, so I did what a horny masked man would do. I fucked them and wrote a review to share with you guys...

Review

The Anime Annie surprised me in a good way as soon I took out of the box. To begin, Annie is not the typical blowup doll. She has the "sex pillow" style, with printed frontal and back sides, while the lateral is completely clear, allowing you to see your little friend violating the 26 inches tall girl. She only has a single hole, which is a pass through hole, allowing your little friend to literally impale the cute anime inflatable.

Annie's printed design is essential anime lore: blue hair, big eyes, and the horny / guilty face combination that had made anime girls so popular. You can see the huge printed breasts, but Annie is really flat, so don't expect to be groping mini breasts like you could do with Lil' Barbi.

As I mentioned, the back is also printed, basically giving you a nice backside view of the cute anime doll. The love passage is a pass through, so it does not matter from where you fuck this doll, you will see your penis basically impaling this doll, with your penis' head popping on the other side of the doll.

If you like to watch your little friend in action, Anime Annie is perfect because the sides of this doll / sex pillow is transparent. You can position the doll in  position so you can see the penis moving inside this horny little bitch.

This little girl is super easy to inflate  - it does not need any pump - and once deflated you can store it easily in any backpack / travel case.

Using this doll, you will build impressive orgasms. The hole is basically smooth, and well lubricated, it encases your little friend perfectly (given you are of normal girth). Smooth textures allow for load build up and the Anime Annie really delivers, making me shoot loads all over her small plastic body.

This little thing is super cheap - usually $10 to $15 - so if you want to run a gag with friends or want to fuck a small cute doll, consider the Anime Annie.

Score

Looks: 5 / 5
Realism: 2 / 5
Fuckability: 4 / 5 
Durability: 4 / 5 
Inflation / Deflation: 5 / 5 (Easy to inflate without a pump) 

Total:  20 / 25

Verdict: 
If you are a fan of Japanese style love pillows, but the cost puts you away, try the Travel Size Anime Annie. She has all the cuteness of the big size pillows on a small and easy to hide package.

Where to buy? You can buy this doll in many different stores.

Inflatababe #10: Naughty Neiko

Well, this is another anime inflatable doll for those fans of PVC girls. Today, I am introducing Naughty Neiko, a pink-haired anime babe that loves to fuck in the doggy style. Is Neiko a lady you should add to your harem? Let's go to the review!

Review

Neiko is yet another pink haired anime girl in the same league of Serika and Kawai Rimi. In Neiko's case, she likes it doggy style, giving you wide access to her vagina from behind. She has the traditional mitten hands construction with big DD cup breasts with the required hard nipples. Unlike other dolls, Neiko has her head turned to the left, adding a visual that increases the realism of fucking a woman from behind.

Neiko has two love openings - one vaginal and one oral. The oral opening is the standard 3-4 inches deep pocket, while the vaginal opening is about 6 inches deep to allow the insertion of a TPR / silicone insert included with the doll. This gives you the option of using the doll with the insert or without it.

The insert included with Neiko is your average American made rubber pussy with a thick ribbed texture. Nothing really special, but it gives a little weight to the doll and improves the sensations during play. If you want to use another type of insert, Neiko will fit most midsize masturbators, including most ToysHeart and Exe realistic rubber pussies.

This doll is usually available in the $30 - $50 price range, which is still a good price if you consider it includes a masturbator you can use independently (easily with a $25 tag). That said, the seams are less pronounced than the ones found in Yumi or even Serika, needing less lube to enjoy when using sans masturbator.

Inflating the doll was pretty easy, using the pump just a few minutes before the doll was ready to use. I found the oral passage to be awkward to use, but once you position the doll in the right spot, I enjoyed fucking Neiko's face as much I liked to play with her huge vaginal hole.

Score

Looks: 5 / 5
Realism: 4 / 5
Fuckability: 4 / 5 
Durability: 4 / 5 
Inflation / Deflation: 5 / 5 (Easy to inflate without a pump) 

Total:  22 / 25

Verdict: 
Neiko is really a naughty doll, allowing you to release a load in either her mouth, the included masturbator, or in her huge vagina. This doll has an interesting shape that helps in fantasizing you are fucking a woman in the doggy position.

Where to buy? You can buy this doll in many different stores.

Inflatababe #9: Yumi, The Anime Doll

Holy Fuck! LIFE got in the way and in a sneeze, a whole month went without me writing a single word in this blog! Now, with most of my shit under control, I can retake the blog and give you a few reviews. So to begin, let's review a classic inflatababe - Yumi the Anime Girl.

This cute inflatababe has been the initiation of thousands of doll users since DocJohnson began to sell her a few years ago. A cute "anime" style doll, it has been around in various versions, with the current version having three love passages. All of the versions keep the doll shape (spread bent legs for deep missionary), and a printed face with blonde hair and brown eyes.

Review

Yumi is constructed with good quality PVC, feeling sturdy when you take it out of the box. It has the typical PVC smell when using it for the first time, but it is a faint smell that disappear after a couple of hours. Yumi is pretty easy and fast to inflate, getting her recognizable shape after a couple minutes.

This doll is a low cost doll, usually available in the $15 - $25 range from most shops. Unlike other budget dolls, Yumi has rounded breasts with noticeable nipples, a good quality printed face, and three holes for penetration.

Now, the three love holes are not too deep - maybe 4 inches deep - but they are enough to get the job done. Although the seams are noticeable, they are not too sharp, but using lots of water-based lubricants is recommended to avoid unnecessary friction.

From the three love passages, I found the vaginal and oral holes to be the best ones for play. In my opinion, the anal passage is too high to allow for comfortable use, still it is still fun to play. My favorite part of the doll? The erect nipples. They are hollow, allowing for pinching while fondling Yumi's big DD breasts.

Score

Looks: 5 / 5
Realism: 3 / 5
Fuckability: 5 / 5 
Durability: 4 / 5 
Inflation / Deflation: 5 / 5 (Easy to inflate without a pump) 

Total:  23 / 25

Verdict: 
If you are looking for a first doll or a doll to have fun during a dry spell, consider getting Yumi. This is a budget doll that is pretty fun to play with, having all options to make your anime fantasies true.

Where to buy? You can buy this doll in many different stores.

Inflatababe #7: Love Pillow Asuka

I remember that my first ever ejaculation was thanks to the inspiration given by an anime character - Sayaka from Mazinger Z. When I was a young, little horny fucker, anime was the domain of ultra-nerds - and I was one of them! 

I spent hours watching the few titles shown in Puerto Rican TV in the 1980's - Mazinger Z, G-Force, Space Pirate Captain Harlock, and Remi among others - always feeling a weird attraction to the adult female characters. Those innocent looking cartoon ladies with big, round eyes, small mouths and slender figures always fitted inside tight clothes gave me my firsts hard-ons and were the inspirations for many masturbatory sessions until I discovered porn.

Fast forward 20 years and now anime is all the rage. The perfection and sexy nature of the cartoon ladies that got my attention in my early teens now have done the same to guys of all ages around the world. Sex toy companies like Cal Exotics realized that, and designed a series of anime-inspired toys, with the Love Pillow Asuka being one of them.

It's the Asuka a good toy? Let's go to the review!

Description

Unlike other inflatable dolls, the Asuka is exactly what you see in the promotional material. Instead of a doll, you get an inflatable pillow with a high quality printed anime girl, completely naked of course, and a cheap masturbator that reeks of strawberry smell. The pillow has not one , but five orifices located at the front, bottom, back, and sides of the inflatable pillow.  Once inflated, the Asuka measures 44.25”x 12” (112 cm x 30 cm), ensuring that is almost life-sized. 

Review

I have to say that I am not a big fan of inflatable girls, but I found this love pillow funny and sort of sexy. If you are an anime fan, the graphic is definitively sexy - small breasts, hairless crotch, wild flowing black / purple hair and a small ajar mouth that seems to plead you to fuck her. 

The first thing I did was throwing away the damned masturbator sleeve included with the pillow. I hate the strong strawberry smell, so I exchanged it for a Palm Pal that I had lying around.

The pillow has the requisite orifice in the front, not in an anatomically correct place on the graphic, but perfect for most guys to stick their meat and look at the anime graphic. I found the other four positions kind of weird, but for those creative guys out there, they will be a welcomed addition. You could place up to five different small masturbator sleeves and have an orgy fucking five different textures with the same doll. The holes can be used without a masturbator since they don't have sharp edges and have a nice, soft sensation. I used the Asuka with both the Palm Pal and without it and in both cases, it felt nice for a long session.

On the bad side, I wished the toy had a more human-like shape. At least if the breasts would be in 3-D, I would had enjoyed this toy a lot more than with its current flat, torpedo shape. 

Score 

Looks: 3/5 (Gorgeous print, torpedo shaped) 

Realism: 2/5 (Flat design, you can use small and midsized masturbator sleeves) 

Fuckability: 5/5 (Five different holes!) 

Durability: 5/5 (Look sturdy... really sturdy)

Inflation / Deflation: 3/5 (You will need a pump or really good lungs) 

Total:  18 / 25

Verdict: Not bad - if you are a big anime fan. The graphic is cute and everything, but requires a lot of imagination to keep your erection because there are no hip, ass, or breasts to grab while using one of the holes. If you can simply enjoy the sensations, the possibility of using up to five different toys in one session makes this toy a must buy.

Where to buy? You can buy the Asuka in many different stores, but I got mine for just $15 at Pink Cherry. 

Inflatababe #6: Pipedreams' J-Ho Doll

If there is something Puerto Rico is known for, is for the beauty of its women.  Many of today's hottest Hollywood bodies - Jennifer Lopez, Roselyn Sanchez, Zoe Saldana, Rosario Dawson, Michelle Rodriguez, and La La Anthony among others - are Puerto Rican or have some Puerto Rican heritage. Add five Miss Universe pageant winners since 1970 and you have to admit we have hot women in our small, tiny island. Their main attractive? Their ass...

If you ask me about the women with the best asses in the world, I have to say Puerto Rican, Brazilian, Colombian, and Venezuelan. I know I am biased - I'm Puerto Rican after all - but when you grow up watching asses that put J-Lo's to shame, you have to defend your girls at all costs!

Because Captain, IT IS TOO MUCH ASS FOR YOU TO HANDLE!!!!

With that background, you can imagine me salivating when I received Pipedreams' J-Ho. I knew the doll was not going to look like Jennifer Lopez - or even the hot Latina shown on the cover - , but at least I expected a tanned, "ass-tastic" inflatababe. After all, the main selling point of this doll is its ass and even in the promotional material Pipedreams writes:


"She’s got the most envied ass in the business and now it’s all yours! She went from being “Jenny from the block” to having “been around the block,” and now you can enjoy every inch of this beautiful Bronx bombshell. Her thick, round ass is begging to be squeezed, spanked and pounded deep and hard. She likes it rough, rugged and raw…so give her everything you’ve got and don’t disappoint!"

Description

You see the package and see a hot smoking  Latina with her round ass inviting you to fuck that with everything you have. She even has the stereotypical giant hoop earrings every Latina use in The Bronx! (I live there, so I see those damn hoops every-fucking-day).

If you expect to open the box and finding a doll like that model, you are the most naive bastard in the planet. But nothing, I mean NOTHING can prepare you for the crap that you will receive...

Not only the doll is UGLY, it is unusable. In fact, it is false advertisement!

In the time when you can buy dolls with four color, digitally printed faces for $15, Pipedream expect you to spend $20 - $30 in a doll with a face drawn by a 5-years old kid using MS Paint, cone shaped breasts without nipples, unnatural color, and more important - NO ASS.

Honestly, I was not expecting a hot copy of J-Lo... but at least an usable doll with a big ass. Instead, what you get is one of the ugliest looking dolls I have seen since I began reviewing sex toys with not even the hint of  curves. It is just a generic 1980's inflatable doll placed inside a box...

Inflated Photos

WTF?

 

 

 

Again... WTF??!!

Where is her ASS?

Review

Sadly, this doll is not just ugly, it is also unusable. The seams are too pronounced and too sharp, so no matter the hole you try to use, it can seriously cut your little friend to ribbons. And really, if this doll gives you a semi, you deserve to have your dick cut.

OK, I'm over-reacting. As a Puerto Rican I find the existence of this doll simply an insult. At least, they could have tried to make a doll with a curved figure - come on, the Japanese dolls have better asses than the J-Ho, and Japanese women are flat compared to Latinas!

Was THIS look so difficult to get on a vinyl doll?

That said, don't waste your money on this doll. It is more a gag item than a real sex doll.

Score 

Looks: 1/5 (Ugliest I had seen.)
Realism: 1/5 (Flat ass, cone tits, MS Paint face)
Fuckability: 1/5 (You need to be desperate...)
Durability: 5/5 (Look sturdy... really sturdy)
Inflation / Deflation: 3/5 (You will need a pump or really good lungs)

Total:  11 / 25

Verdict: Simply a rip-off. Not only the doll is ugly and completely outdated, it simply does not deliver the promise of a round ass. Most Japanese dolls will be more generous on this area than the J-Ho.

OK, I will calm down...

FUCK YOU Pipedream, FUCK YOU!