Article: Fuck Valentine's Day!

When I first wrote this entry, I wrote a long rant against celebrating Saint Valentine's Day. After all, it is another commercial holiday designed just to sell overpriced chocolates, flowers, cards, and lingerie - things that you can buy 10 times cheaper ANY OTHER DAY. After all, it is the day when you MUST have a romantic partner so you don't feel like a pathetic loser. After all, it is the day when you BETTER be a romantic guy if you expect to get some pussy / head / ass combo action from your partner. After all, it is the day when you (finally) drop to one knee and ask your girlfriend to be your wife in a crowded restaurant because it is so fucking romantic...

But then, I thought it over...

If I wrote a rant like that, it will look as if I am resentful of being single at my 40's. Or it will look I'm jealous of all those couples smooching in restaurants, or angry because I'm not getting pussy that night. The fact is - I don't care about Valentine's Day.

I stopped caring about that day since I was in high school. Oh, yes, I was the fat, nerdy kid. Yes, I was the one guy in the classroom who never received as much as a card (unless there was a mass-delivered "friendship" note). But at the same time, I had realized by my 15th birthday that all the Valentine's activity meant nothing. The girls who were my friends would continue being my friends after February 14. The girls who would give me head or pussy, would give it after that date. Those who usually ignored me would continue to ignore me after the same day. A chocolate, a flower, or a card did not change anything...

Years passed and girlfriends came and went - not too many, but still enough to be counted - and Valentine's Day never felt right to me. Flowers bought were trashed after a few days, jewelry was given and returned, chocolates and fancy dinners went the same way any other food went. She would get some expensive / overpriced item, I would get some pussy / head / ass combo and life would continue as usual.

I stopped celebrating Valentine's Day about 20 years ago when the girlfriend at the time told me to forget that shit. If we needed a special day to have a fancy dinner, some romanticism, and some sex, then we were a pair of assholes. We broke 3 years later due to her family getting into the relationship, but that a different story...

The thing is February 14 is just another day in the calendar for me. If I have a romantic partner by that date, I tell her not to expect any special gift on her workplace - I'm not sending gifts to an office full of harpies - but to wait a surprise within a few weeks. Usually the surprise is an experience BOTH of us enjoy like a weekend trip or a vacation somewhere we had discussed to visit. Those are experiences that last more than any diamond. More than often, when I cross paths with a former girlfriend, she still remembers the weekend we spent on a beach cabin, or the week long cruise we took when we were together. Sometimes they let that out in front of their current boyfriends / husbands and their faces are priceless...

This year I am alone, so I will do what I do every single day - LIVING MY LIFE AS I WANT. 

Other guys had realized the same thing and call themselves MGTOWs (mig-tow), living their lives by their own priorities. For a change they declared February 14 as the International MGTOW Day - basically a boycott to the "traditional" Valentine's Day. Instead of buying the usual VD fare to celebrate "love", they propose to celebrate your own single man day... Here is the original proposal from The Mayor of MGTOWN.

I do not need to celebrate MGTOW day - I have been doing that for many, many years now, but I am joining the celebration. Originally I was spending the VD weekend in Atlantic City, hitting the casinos, some of the strip clubs nearby the hotel I like to stay when I go there, and receiving one or two "happy ending" massages from a Vietnamese masseuse who  has a fetish for fat guys (she gives them free to her fat clients). 

Too bad my travel plans were cancelled due to a leg injury (fucking ice on the sidewalk), but I plan to treat myself anyway. That Saturday, I will wake late, prepare my favorite food, watch a few movies and if the pills allow it, have a drink or two. If I want sex, I will do it with one (or two) of my doll harem - even buying a new one is cheaper than a VD date. 

Or maybe, I just sleep all day long... those painkillers are trippy...

Discovering my fetishes...

As I wrote on my New Year's Resolutions post, one of my goals for this year is to go beyond the rubber pussies and share some of my other interests with you.  My use of sex toys in the past 5 years had allowed me to experience new sensations and I know some of my toy preferences are because of fetishes I had kept undiscovered or dormant through my life.This year, I decided to finally allow my demons to come out and play -  and I will write about them here...

If you are like most people, the word fetish brings you images of leather, women in stiletto heels, whips, paddles, and other sadomasochism stuff. To me, it brings memories of tying and spanking former partners who enjoyed those practices, conversations about kinky sex, and playtime with toys that create new sensations. I have a good idea of what I don't like - hardcore sadomasochism, pissing, or playing with shit are out of the picture - but I have problems to identify if the sensations and practices I enjoy are a real fetish or simply a momentary "phase". 

Lucky for me, I found this (old) web quiz and took it to see if the results made sense to me. Well, these were the results:

Main Fetish 

My answers to the quiz pointed to ANACLITISM, a pattern of deriving adult sexual arousal from objects that one was exposed to as an infant, usually by tactile sensations. Well, I get aroused by life-size dolls, specially the plush ones (9 of my sex dolls are plush dolls). Besides that, I really enjoy wearing soft fabrics like velour, fleece, and velvet.
Verdict:NAILED IT!



The quiz gave me also a list of secondary fetishes related to anaclitism. My "secondary fetishes" are:

Amaurophilia - This is a sexual preference for a blind or blindfolded sex partner. It also refers to having sex in total darkness. I will say that this one is true. Seeing my luchadora blindfolded (and handcuffed) is a major turn-on. When you cannot use a sense, the others work overtime. Knowing she wont see anything and her other senses will be more sensitive allows me to play with touch, smells, and flavors. It is really interesting to play like that... 
Verdict: NAILED IT!

Erotic asphyxiation - Asphyxiating my partner (or being asphyxiated by her) simply does not call my attention. After all, many people had died from that practice. 
Verdict: FAILED IT! 

Hold the pose... I have a surprise for you!

Xenophilia - Arousal from unknown / foreign people or objects. I'm Hispanic and I LOVE Asian girls - Japanese, Korean, Thai, Filipino, Chinese. I see an Asian woman and automatically I have to check her out... even the bootleg DVD sellers in the Bronx look attractive to me!
Verdict: NAILED IT!

Nyotaimori  - Eating food using a human body as a plate. Have you seen those models who get sushi served on them? I had seen it and find it kinky, but never practiced it or really got my attention.
Verdict: NOT DECIDED!

Transformation Fetish (TF) - TF is about entities transforming into something different - humans to animals, objects to humans, animals to humans - you name it. As a doll user, I practice this fetish every time I use these dolls. From being dolls made of cloth, plastic, and silicone, they become - in my mind at least - human lovers with their own personalities, kinks, and behaviors. Real or imaginary, I am transforming an object to a sexual object.
Verdict: NAILED IT! 

Dinner is served...

Of course, this quiz is kind of old, but the answers nailed most of my personality. Sharing these results with a friend IRL, he suggested joining FetLife to learn more and get together with others sharing my fetishes. Well, I did... 

So, if you are in FetLife, and you are an Asian lady who likes to dress in soft fabrics, be tied, blindfolded, and spanked occasionally,  look for casquetero and feel free to send me a message...

Let's play together!

Rubber Pussy Project #137: Fleshlight's Indulge (Angela White's Pussy)

I already reviewed Angela White's ass texture - Entice - and gave it high marks as a simple, elegant, and ultra pleasurable texture. Today, it is the turn to review her pussy texture. Is the Indulge going to be as effective and pleasurable as the Entice? Let's go to the review!

First Impression

Like the Entice, the Indulge has a simple and elegant texture. It has a wavy tunnel design similar to the Lotus that gets tighter the deeper you go. To give stimulation to your penis, the Indulge has rows of circular bumps of different sizes following the contours of the tunnel. This design promises a medium intensity session with lots of pleasure and a huge orgasm build up period.

Review

Lets say that the Indulge promises pleasure and it delivers. When you penetrate this toy, you hit a pinch point created by the big circles near to the entrance and from there, your penis is engulfed into the toy. The sensations are there, but they are not overwhelming. You will feel the material tugging at all times, becoming this type of sensation that you don't want to stop feeling.

The suction in this toy is the normal expected from a Fleshlight, but because of the tunnel shape, it feels stronger than usual. You can play with the endcap and the texture will feel more or less pronounced, but still the tugging will feel great - even if you are an average or smaller sized guy.

Cleaning is easy as usual and drying is pretty quick, usually ready for storage after an overnight air dry.

Verdict:

The Indulge is a perfect texture for those looking for a toy that keeps you in the mood but is not too intense. This toy has an elegant design that delivers a tugging sensation perfect for long and slow sessions ending in brutal orgasms. 

RPP Score: 23 / 25

• Feedback: 4/ 5

• Orgasm Build Up: 5 / 5

• Realism: 4 / 5

• Durability: 5 / 5

• Value: 5 / 5

My FleshAssist score for this texture: 7.78.  The Stimulation, Cleanup, and Lube Use categories got high marks (8 - 9) with the rest in the 7 - 8 points level.

Everything is bigger in Australia...

Click HERE to buy your Indulge!

Rubber Pussy Project #136: La Bocca della Veritá

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Rubber Pussy Project #135: Wine Bottle Masturbators

I buy a lot of shit on E-bay, so I signed for their e-bucks program. Every 3 months, the bay sends me a certificate based on how much I spent in the previous months. Sometimes it is just 2 or 3 dollars, but now and then it could be as much as $40 or $50. 

The thing is, sometimes I don't need to buy anything when I get the certificate - like last summer. I got like $50 in rewards and had to purchase something, so I decided to buy some toys. Looking around I found these cute and discreet Wine Bottle masturbators sold by the seller MILLIONSHARE. They were about $10 at the time (now they are $15), so I bought all three orifices available - pussy, ass, and mouth.

Were they a good purchase? You can check the video below for the review...

Verdict:

These wine bottles are excellent toys based on their low price. They are affordable, discretel, and have a higher quality than expected. Really good toy for those looking for a toy to hide in plain view.

RPP Score: 23 / 25

• Feedback: 5/ 5
• Orgasm Build Up: 4 / 5
• Realism: 4 / 5
• Durability: 5 / 5
• Value: 5 / 5

Rubber Pussy Project #134: Fleshlight's North Pole

Fleshlight loves to tease their loyal customers (a.k.a. Fleshcrack Addicts) and throw out special edition textures during holidays or significant celebrations. In recent years they had launched special textures on Halloween (Succu-Dry, Freaks), St. Patrick's Day (green colored Fleshies), and Christmas.

During last December, they teased us with the North Pole - a limited edition ICE Fleshlight with an unique texture that was available on their websites until the inventory was depleted.

Why review a limited edition texture? Well simply because ILF is known to either keep their "Limited Edition" textures around or "resurrect" them later, I'm reviewing it here so you have the info... in case it comes back later!

First Impressions

Being an ICE Fleshlight, it is clear and you can see the texture right away. The entry is very similar to the Alien's entrance, followed by a section with circular bumps and then a choke-point. Behind the choke-point, you basically get a repeat of the twisted entry. 

I don't know who sets the Intensity level on the Fleshlight's website, but this texture does not look too intense to have a level of 8 -  a level I would expect on a STU or Stoya. To me, the texture predicted a medium intensity sessions, very much on the same level of the Tease or the Entice.

Review

As I expected, the North Pole was more in the pleasure aisle than in the intensity aisle. Personally, I'm not complaining!

One of the good things about ICE textures is that you don't have to guess what part of the texture is giving you the sensations - you can see everything that is going in these toys. With the North Pole, the twisted entry receives your penis and hugs it very much alike the TORNADO, engulfing your member with sensations. Being just 5 inches long, I reach just the  beginning of the choke point section, getting lots of attention from the circular bumps ring. The sleeve is not too intense but keeps you interested in humping it as you wish.

The sleeve is not really tight until you reach the choke point, o if you are looking for a "virgin" experience, this is not your toy. With a medium thickness lube, the North Pole feels like a woman in her 30's - meaty, comfortable, and willing to pleasure. 

Now, this is one of those textures that gives you complete control over your session if you know what you are doing. Use a thick lube, and you could hump this toy for hours, feeling the pressure and the suction. Use a thinner lube and the twisted section will have you rolling your eyes. Go fast and the suction will tug your member, go slow and the entrance will caress your shaft while the bumps and the choke point deal with your cock head. If you are using the North Pole, take your time with it... trust me on this one...

Cleaning the toy is easy - it's a Fleshlight after all - but consider two things about ICE textures. First, the clear material is super-god-damned sticky, so DO NOT clean with hot water. When you clean this toy, use cold or lukewarm water so it does not go from sticky to super-fuckin' sticky after a couple of uses. 

Second, if you cornstarch / powder this toy, DO NOT store it in the clear case after powdering. Cornstarch will eventually stick to the case, clouding the view. Better option is to store the sleeve in a regular case or in its plastic shell while not in use. Keep the clear case empty so it does not get "contaminated" with cornstarch.

Verdict:
As a Limited Edition texture, the North Pole is / was an interesting one to get. It is a less intense texture than the CRYSTAL, so I consider it perfect for couple's play or as a texture for long sessions.

RPP Score: 21 / 25

Feedback: 3 / 5
Orgasm Build Up: 5 / 5
Realism: 3 / 5
Durability: 5 / 5
Value: 5 / 5

My FleshAssist score for this texture: 7.27.

The North Pole was available during December, but you can catch the newest Fleshlight products HERE!

Rubber Pussy Project #133: Orgasmic Monster

Japanese sex toys have a bunch of good things: they are realistic, they feel great, and they can be extremely creative. They also have a downside: they can be EXTREMELY creative!

One of those extremely creative toys is none other than the Orgasmic Monster from eXe. This toy has the special characteristic that is two toys in one - a traditional closed end masturbator and an upper, over developed vagina with a super big clit designed for rubbing your little friend.

Is the Orgasmic Monster really orgasmic? Lets go to the review!

First Impressions

This toy gets your attention right away with the oversized pussy lips and clitoris on its upper side. This "open hole" or "half hole" has an organic "skin folds" texture that is perfect for those liking frottage - the act of rubbing your penis against another body without penetration. To add more value to the toy, the Orgasmic Monster has also a traditional onahole with a pumped-up organic texture that appears to be more pronounced than your average meiki. The Orgasmic Monster promised a lot of fun either way I planned to use it!

Review

Believe it or not, the Orgasmic Monster promised to be fun - and it delivered with honors!

First of all, lets talk about the onahole. I used it as a doll insert and the tight tunnel with the organic texture took me to the edge almost as soon I penetrated it. The material of this toy is slightly firmer than the average Fleshlight (not by much), so the textures inside the tunnel are experienced in all their glory. Orgasms with this toy were strong and powerful, even after trying to pace myself.

Now, the exterior "open hole" adds a completely different dimension to this toy. Lubing that section and rubbing my penis with it reminded me of the times I practiced frottage - known in my land as "dar chino" - with one of my female neighbors. I would hump her pussy through her cotton panties, cumming all over the fabric. Pressing the super clit on the Orgasmic Monster made me remember those good old days with basically the same results. The "folded skin" texture and the contact with the pussy lips feel pretty realistic and the sensations in general are unique.

Cleaning the toy is relatively easy considering that it is a closed-ended toy. It usually was dry on the interior after leaving it to dry overnight  in open air.

Verdict:
If you want to experience something unique and different than the norm, consider adding the Orgasmic Monster to your collection.

RPP Score: 24 / 25

Feedback: 5 / 5
Orgasm Build Up: 5 / 5
Realism: 4 / 5
Durability: 5 / 5
Value: 5 / 5

Buy your ORGASMIC MONSTER HERE!!!